Tara the Inept

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🥇time sleigh1
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#13tiny nose-bone fetish11
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#250tiny plastic Crimbo wreath11
#61tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram12
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#53tiny plastic Scream Queen12
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#264tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo11
#286tiny plastic accordion thief13
#73tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll12
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#1054tiny plastic barrrnacle17
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#1419tiny plastic ghuol whelp13
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#1287tiny plastic howling balloon monkey14
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#1301tiny plastic levitating potato14
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#289tiny plastic pastamancer13
#1501tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime12
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#380tiny plastic seal clubber11
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#1302tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton14
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#61tisket11
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#174tomato juice of powerful power13
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#53tree-shaped Crimbo cookie11
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
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#43tube of hair oil11
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#285turtle totem173
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#335twinkly nuggets11
#295twinkly powder11
#835twinkly wad11
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#219uncooked chorizo24
#19union scalemail pants12
#19unlocked meat locker12
#137unrefined Mountain Stream syrup96
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#16unwound clockwork grapefruit11
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#144useless powder1,618
#470valuable trinket172
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#783vampire duck-on-a-string11
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#16vial of Gnomochloric acid11
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#1179vinegar11
#203vodka and cranberry11
#54vodka and tonic11
#18vodka gibson14
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#32vodka stratocaster57
#42volleyball15
#282vorpal blade24
#232wad of dough247
#158wad of tofu55
#73walrus-tusk earring15
#198wang12
#70warm mushroom26
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#317wheel11
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#273white sword17
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#133wind-up chattering teeth193
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#267wooden block11
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#264worthless trinket18
#42wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie11
#195wussiness potion98
#223x-ray specs99
#37yak anorak13
#32yak skin121
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#29yak whip11
#20yakskin buckler12
#16yakskin kilt11
#13yakskin pants13
#13yakskin skirt11
#13ye olde golde frontes15
#57yellow brick road27
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#234yellow paisley oyster egg11
#24yellow plastic hard hat11
#262yellow plastic oyster egg20
#185yellow polka-dot oyster egg11
#141yellow snowcone193
#204yellow striped oyster egg11
#220yeti fur1,139
#710yo12
#252yo-yo121
#125yuletide troll chrysalis1
#33zmobie51
#402zombie pineal gland11

Wow, that's 74,800 items total!

what items are this player missing?