| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #181 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #50 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #108 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #56 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #60 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #81 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 20 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #34 | archaeologing shovel | 3 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #221 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #45 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #148 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #55 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #155 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #23 | crappy camera | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #116 | cup of hickory chicory | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #47 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #60 | dethklok | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #68 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #62 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #38 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #66 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #98 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #104 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #46 | hammerus | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #51 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #43 | humble pie | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #138 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #44 | jug of "wine" | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #56 | large tankard of ale | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #53 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #69 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
| #249 | mime soul fragment | 12 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #25 | miniscule beatbox | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #63 | oily paste | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #227 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #68 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #179 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #38 | portable wall | 1 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #66 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #124 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #39 | scroll case | 1 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #169 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #80 | shining halo | 1 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #54 | shrapnel jelly donut | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #49 | skull with a fuse in it | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #49 | slimy paste | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #26 | small golem | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #58 | smashed danish | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #43 | smudge stick | 1 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #34 | solid state loom | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #41 | strange paste | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
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