| #13 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 3 |
| #111 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #53 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #58 | Covert Ops for Kids | 2 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #52 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #60 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #53 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #42 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 17 |
| #50 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 2 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #56 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #90 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| #219 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #222 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #219 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #223 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #210 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #62 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 3 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #87 | big rock | 46 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #54 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #42 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #59 | candy rations | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #62 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #59 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #19 | clovermint | 4 |
| #115 | coney haunch | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #105 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #100 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #31 | deviled candy egg | 1 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #60 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #137 | dull ninja crampons | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #107 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #94 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #139 | frayed ninja rope | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #95 | gravy skin | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin buckler | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin pants | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin skirt | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #97 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #148 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #51 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #130 | loose ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #6 | lucky army helmet | 3 |
| #38 | lucky moai statuette | 2 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #89 | military orb | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #117 | moai toai | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #863 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #8 | nylon Christmas stockings | 2 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #146 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #17 | perfect Christmas scarf | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #854 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #99 | ragged wool yarn | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #111 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #149 | salmagumdi | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #901 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #21 | tattoo of two turkeys | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1433 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1589 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #434 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #98 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #72 | turchucken | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #2303 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |