Museum :: Senor Velasco

Senor Velasco

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#379	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	19
#885	3-ball	3
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#300	33398 scroll	73
#934	334 scroll	1
#1113	4-ball	2
#156	4-dimensional guitar	14
#1077	5-ball	2
#394	668 scroll	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#904	7-ball	3
#920	8-ball	14
#626	9-ball	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#346	Angry Farmer candy	327
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#137	Bash-Ōs boxtop	8
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#439	Black No. 2	9
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
#57	C.H.U.M. chum	39
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1197	CRIMBCO scrip	30
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#220	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#575	Cloaca grenade	25
#436	Cloaca-Cola	82
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#965	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#2943	Crimbuck	4
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#1176	Daffy Taffy	17
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#189	Diet Cloaca Cola	7
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#419	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	12
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#1424	Drowsy Sword	7
#731	Dyspepsi grenade	14
#498	Dyspepsi-Cola	125
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#445	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	5
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#325	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	26
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#165	Genalen™ Bottle	18
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#99	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#219	Gnollish pie tin	19
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#134	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	5
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1083	Imp Ale	45
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#367	Knob Goblin elite helm	13
#342	Knob Goblin elite pants	14
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#342	Knob Goblin elite shirt	19
#351	Knob Goblin firecracker	51
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#604	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#198	Knob Goblin love potion	78
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#499	Knob Goblin pants	14
#354	Knob Goblin perfume	8
#687	Knob Goblin scimitar	6
#154	Knob Goblin seltzer	150
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#195	Knob Goblin steroids	68
#535	Knob Goblin tongs	13
#468	Knob Goblin visor	9
#537	Knob mushroom	6
#343	Knob pasty	1
#371	Knoll mushroom	26
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#1200	M-242	1
#148	MSG	5
#779	Mad Train wine	66
#239	Manetwich	3
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#242	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#403	Meat detector	1
#575	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#213	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	376
#478	Mohawk wig	12
#132	Monstar energy beverage	93
#353	Mountain Stream soda	60
#2083	Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#374	NG	1
#103	New Cloaca-Cola	3
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#290	Orcish baseball cap	11
#360	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#103	PADL Phone	164
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#87	Regular Cloaca Cola	19
#2103	Rock Pops	8
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#91	Sugar Cog	37
#306	Swabbie™ swab	7
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#930	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	28
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#562	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1042	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#309	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	9
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#410	Trollhouse cookies	86
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#174	WA	2
#703	Wand of Nagamar	5
#182	White Citadel burger	14
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#335	Wolfman Nardz	3
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#241	a butt tuba	3
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#387	accidental cider	2
#400	acid-squirting flower	8
#394	acoustic guitarrr	9
#318	adder bladder	23
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#380	all-purpose cleaner	10
#548	amulet of extreme plot significance	18
#116	ancient Magi-Wipes	112
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#137	ancient protein powder	58
#83	ancient spice	54
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#478	anniversary gift box	7
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
#264	ant agonist	11
#270	ant hoe	1
#140	anti-anti-antidote	42
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#257	antique greaves	31
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#359	antique helmet	17
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#348	antique shield	18
#355	antique spear	18
#156	armgun	23
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#802	asbestos ore	4
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#729	asparagus knife	4
#261	awful poetry journal	577
#358	bätzle	1
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#2045	baconstone	2
#4406	badass belt	7
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#281	ballroom blintz	11
#218	banjo strings	1
#393	bar skin	26
#83	bargain flash powder	13
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1592	barrrnacle	3
#900	baseball	1
#533	bat guano	11
#759	bat wing	5
#117	bat wing kabob	4
#606	batblade	2
#574	batgut	26
#227	battered hubcap	1
#182	beach glass bead	31
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#183	beer bomb	232
#572	beer bong	1
#193	beer helmet	35
#489	beertini	3
#952	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#199	big bass drum	6
#397	big red clown nose	14
#117	bigger stick	1
#501	bilge wine	13
#107	bird rib	21
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#399	black & tan	3
#189	black facepaint	1
#408	black greaves	4
#695	black helmet	1
#210	black kettle drum	4
#373	black pepper	4
#438	black pixel	44
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#634	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#385	black snake skin	11
#571	black sword	2
#800	blackberry	2
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#127	blackberry polite	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#301	bloody beer	50
#400	bloody clown pants	12
#409	bloody mary	3
#467	blue pixel	109
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#95	boilermaker	10
#199	bone flute	8
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#318	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#278	bottle of Ooze-O	2
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#148	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	7
#317	bottle of alcohol	9
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#2232	bottle of goofballs	9
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#141	bottle of sake	9
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#770	bottle of tequila	12
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#370	bottle of whiskey	99
#191	bottle opener belt buckle	21
#426	bowl of cottage cheese	40
#36	bowl of rye sprouts	25
#247	bowling ball	1
#1053	box	1
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#488	boxed wine	35
#241	boxing glove	1
#120	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	30
#246	brains casserole	1
#2172	brick	3
#372	brick of sand	2
#583	briefcase	3
#569	broken skull	21
#264	broken sword	13
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#359	bronzed locust	4
#200	brown sugar cane	27
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#342	bubbly potion	35
#623	bugbear beanie	6
#533	bugbear bungguard	8
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#817	bum cheek	4
#281	bunch of square grapes	13
#233	buoybottoms	3
#164	cactus fruit	15
#185	calavera concertina	1
#839	can of Red Minotaur	2
#93	can of Swiller	62
#210	can of black paint	1
#592	can of maces	1
#314	can of spinach	7
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1141	candied kobold	1
#1674	candied yams	4
#4783	candy cane	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#666	candy knuckles	4
#533	cannonball charrrm	5
#360	canopic jar	10
#85	carbonated soy milk	113
#169	carbonated water lily	47
#330	cardboard katana	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#76	caret	3
#415	carob chunk cookies	4
#252	carob chunk noodles	7
#222	carob chunks	33
#416	casino pass	6
#533	cast	21
#687	cat appendix	1
#238	catgut	41
#508	cement sandals	2
#690	centipede eggs	1
#378	chaos butterfly	559
#89	charged magnet	1
#164	charming flute	3
#166	cheap cigar butt	15
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#466	chef's hat	15
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#505	cherry	3
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#261	chloroform rag	13
#606	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#43	chocolate pasta spoon	60
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#394	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4
#432	chopsticks	7
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#540	chorizo taco	4
#871	chrome ore	2
#197	clay peace-sign bead	28
#47	clockwork doohickey	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#82	clockwork sphere	4
#31	clockwork thingamajig	6
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#57	clockwork widget	2
#269	cloudy potion	55
#495	clown shoes	4
#342	clown skin	18
#185	clown wig	1
#158	clownskin belt	2
#202	clownskin harness	1
#2494	club necklace	2
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#48	cob of corn	30
#330	cocktail napkin	10
#254	cocoa egg	51
#422	cocoa eggshell fragment	122
#1284	coconut shell	1
#214	coffin lid	7
#238	cog	130
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#359	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#298	cold wad	3
#568	colorful plastic ball	5
#716	comfy coffin	1
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#178	concentrated magicalness pill	13
🥉	control crystal	1
#558	cool whip	3
#512	copper ha'penny charrrm	5
#171	cordial of concentration	2
#522	corn holder	1
#315	corncob pipe	4
#571	cornuthaum	4
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#216	costume sword	3
#579	cranberries	24
#104	cranberry cordial	3
#181	cream pie	7
#330	cream stout	7
#324	creamsicle	7
#113	crotchety pants	1
#333	crowbarrr	6
#98	cruelty-free wine	58
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#262	cup of primitive beer	7
#403	curmudgel	1
#60	cyclops eyedrops	18
#354	dance card	4
#346	dark potion	37
#508	dead guy's watch	10
#118	decaying goldfish liver	70
#242	decorative fountain	34
#515	dehydrated caviar	4
#256	delicious noodles	8
#413	demon skin	19
#375	denim axe	1
#297	dented harmonica	4
#151	deodorant	22
#207	depantsing bomb	23
#287	desiccated apricot	22
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#547	diamond-studded cane	7
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#767	dirty hobo gloves	7
#1650	disco ball	2
#1419	disco mask	3
#361	disease	32
#614	disintegrating quill pen	4
#228	displaced fish	23
#167	distressed denim pants	39
#396	disturbing fanfic	350
#261	doll house	21
#58	dollar sign	1
#168	dollhive	60
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#286	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
#279	dope wheels	2
#123	double-barreled sling	9
#235	drab sonata	22
#377	draggin' ball hat	16
#375	dried face	8
#220	drum machine	27
#277	dry noodles	490
#1370	drywall axe	4
#661	duct tape	43
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#260	dusty bottle of Marsala	80
#316	dusty bottle of Merlot	66
#252	dusty bottle of Muscat	87
#213	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	111
#188	dusty bottle of Port	134
#234	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	89
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#197	dusty first caudal vertebra	2
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#160	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	5
#260	eXtreme mittens	16
#247	eXtreme scarf	14
#1418	easter egg balloon	17
#447	effervescent potion	20
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#611	elven cellocello	28
#693	elven suicide capsule	25
#798	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	7
#333	empty meat tank	9
#344	enchanted barbell	4
#605	enchanted bean	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#301	energy drink IV	8
#327	enormous belt buckle	9
#216	enormous hoop earring	6
#82	equal sign	2
#308	evil golden arch	33
#1693	evil teddy bear	4
#162	exploding hacky-sack	13
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#107	eye of newt	164
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#450	f3d0r4	11
#1639	facsimile dictionary	2
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#761	fake blood	1
#652	fancy bath salts	6
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#697	fat stacks of cash	8
#2007	felt	2
#185	fermenting powder	20
#187	ferret bait	76
#279	fetid feather	31
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#610	figurine of a charred seal	4
#303	figurine of a cold seal	20
#191	figurine of a slippery seal	9
#196	figurine of a stinking seal	11
#191	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	14
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#381	filthy corduroys	15
#598	filthy knitted dread sack	5
#1896	filthy lucre	2
#228	filthy pestle	11
#181	filthy poultice	45
#436	fine wine	10
#165	finger cymbals	5
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#446	fish-liver oil	9
#105	fishy fish	2
#958	fizzy potion	1
#191	flamin' bindle	4
#670	flaming crutch	4
#276	flaming feather	41
#393	flaming talons	15
#192	flange	16
#204	flaregun	81
#281	flat dough	9
#350	flirtatious feather	17
#93	floaty gravel	2
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#987	floaty sand	1
#76	floorboard cruft	17
#269	floral print shirt	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#359	flute of flat champagne	17
#496	foam noodle	1
#480	foolscap fool's cap	4
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#806	friendly cheez blob	3
#289	frightful feather	33
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#128	frigid hankyū	5
#324	frigid ninja stars	121
#354	frilly skirt	10
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#287	frozen feather	36
#474	frozen nunchaku	4
#168	funky dried mushroom	70
#187	furniture dolly	15
#175	furry fur	884
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#215	gas balloon	45
#105	gator skin	87
#191	gauze garter	99
#443	gearbox necklace	2
#464	ghuol ears	20
#542	ghuol egg	22
#297	ghuol egg quiche	5
#625	ghuol guolash	7
#84	ghuol-ear kabob	12
#233	giant cactus quill	3
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#253	giant foam finger	10
#241	giant marshmallow	1
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#151	giant needle	532
#1480	giant pinky ring	6
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#248	glass of goat's milk	51
#469	glowing red eye	22
#245	gnatwing	23
#121	gnauga hide	48
#302	gnoll lips	12
#398	gnoll teeth	9
#359	goat beard	13
#152	goat cheese	227
#633	goat cheese pizza	5
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#527	gob of wet hair	14
#185	gold lamé pants	4
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#271	gr8ps	17
#559	grapefruit	4
#245	grapes	39
#206	grassy cutlass	5
#331	grave robbing shovel	3
#1531	green beer	3
#806	green clay bead	4
#389	green pixel	125
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#274	gremlin juice	7
#199	gremlin mutagen	1
#322	grog	4
#471	grouchy restless spirit	14
#526	grumpy old man charrrm	2
#192	grungy bandana	5
#175	grungy flannel shirt	4
#506	guitar pick	4
#324	half-sized guitar	1
#1934	hamethyst	2
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#2933	handful of confetti	8
#626	handful of moss	1
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#343	handful of pine needles	5
#261	handful of sand	69
#386	handful of sawdust	8
#323	handsomeness potion	5
#383	happiness	4
#242	headhunter necktie	2
#1997	heart necklace	3
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#165	heavy D	855
#262	heavy metal sonata	2
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#202	hedgeturtle	2
#316	hellion cube	20
#1162	helmet turtle	11
#335	hemp string	36
#142	henna face paint	14
#605	hermit permit	1
#853	herringcello	22
#627	hideous egg	1
#187	hill of beans	151
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#139	hippy bongo	10
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#264	honey-dipped locust	10
#239	hors d'oeuvre tray	5
#42	hot and sour sauce	3
#231	hot date	33
#392	hot katana blade	31
#243	hot powder	3
#258	hot wad	13
#496	hot wing	96
#356	huge spoon	4
#559	hypodermic needle	2
#823	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	57
#658	ice-cold Willer	45
#824	ice-cold fotie	10
#866	ice-cold six-pack	3
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#3687	stuffed Cheshire bitten	11
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#87	thistle wine	68
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#8210	tiny plastic angry goat	1
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#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
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#107	ultimate ultimate frisbee	9
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#162	unidentified jerky	153
#376	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	9
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#253	unstable quark	2
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#1297	valuable trinket	27
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#192	vodka and cranberry	12
#492	vorpal blade	7
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#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
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#474	water wings	1
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#630	whiskey sour	1
#512	white Canadian	4
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#27	white chocolate chip brownies	12
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#354	white collar	3
#299	white hat hacker T-shirt	4
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#278	windchimes	32
#338	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#376	witty rapier	5
#185	wolf mask	209
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#263	worthless gewgaw	24
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#409	worthless trinket	7
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#384	wussiness potion	34
#176	yak anorak	1
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#156	yellow brick road	8
#106	yellow striped oyster egg	19
#861	yeti fur	49
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 25,516 items total!

what items are this player missing?