Museum :: VileAspirin

VileAspirin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1117	1-ball	2
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1048	2-ball	2
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1079	3-ball	2
#685	30669 scroll	5
#471	33398 scroll	29
#453	334 scroll	10
#1111	4-ball	2
#879	5-ball	3
#784	6-ball	4
#902	7-ball	3
#1171	8-ball	9
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#477	Angry Farmer candy	182
#155	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#58	Atomic Pop	20
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#1452	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1255	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#372	Bit O' Ectoplasm	6
#459	Black No. 2	8
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#309	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	25
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2428	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#133	Cloaca grenade	125
#816	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#578	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#257	Cold Hots candy	32
#151	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1354	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#1369	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1074	Crimboween memo	10
#2891	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#108	Daffy Taffy	366
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#338	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	25
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#277	Dyspepsi grenade	50
#1174	Dyspepsi-Cola	25
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1000	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#579	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#181	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	75
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#82	Gummi-DNA	21
#523	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#92	Inndya trading card	2
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#507	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
#546	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#255	Lars the Cyberian	2
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#591	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	28
#496	M-242	11
#334	Mad Train wine	300
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#695	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#105	Meleegra™ pills	100
#398	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	100
#754	Microplushie: Bropane	5
#840	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#829	Microplushie: Gothochondria	3
#864	Microplushie: Hippylase	3
#580	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#819	Microplushie: Hobomosome	2
#755	Microplushie: Otakulone	6
#835	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#705	Microplushie: Sororitrate	6
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#937	Mob Penguin cellular phone	14
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#159	Mountain Stream soda	250
#2681	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#79	NG	25
#633	NPZR chemistry set	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#73	Oil of Parrrlay	50
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#144	Pine-Fresh air freshener	25
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#573	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#186	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	8
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#355	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#292	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	3
#256	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#435	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#411	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	5
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#667	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#468	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
#472	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	4
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#145	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#554	Senior Mints	8
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#352	Spam Witch sammich	100
#453	Steal This Candy	3
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#103	Swabbie™ swab	50
#614	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	10
#564	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	13
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#523	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	17
#950	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1164	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	15
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#127	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	50
#659	Trollhouse cookies	25
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#701	Valentine	25
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#2954	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#1005	acid-squirting flower	1
#1005	acoustic guitarrr	1
#146	adder bladder	100
#103	all-purpose cleaner	100
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#350	alphabet gum	4
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#525	ancient protein powder	3
#315	ancient spice	6
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#681	annoying pitchfork	3
#315	ant agonist	8
#271	ant hoe	1
#167	antique bottle of cough syrup	4
#655	antique greaves	3
#149	antique hand mirror	46
#667	antique helmet	3
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#670	antique shield	3
#647	antique spear	4
#801	asbestos ore	4
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#1618	astronaut pants	2
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#687	awful poetry journal	82
#1549	baby killer bee	2
#183	babycakes	1
#518	bacon bath ball	1
#1481	baconstone	4
#7429	badass belt	1
#448	bag of Cheat-Os	14
#753	bag of lard	1
#294	balaclava	2
#446	balaclava baklava	4
#2043	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#220	banana cream pie	2
#324	banana peel	11
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#258	bar skin	50
#341	barrrnacle	46
#653	baseball	3
#178	bat guano	100
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#245	batgut	131
#449	battered Crimbo Crate	24
#139	beach glass bead	54
#642	beer bomb	12
#673	beer helmet	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#76	big boom	29
#417	big red clown nose	13
#221	bilge wine	100
#701	bindlestocking	1
#342	bit-o-cactus	9
#62	black & tan	100
#78	black forest cake	100
#63	black forest ham	100
#458	black greaves	3
#695	black helmet	1
#117	black paisley oyster egg	33
#64	black pepper	103
#777	black pixel	9
#151	black plastic oyster egg	26
#267	black polka-dot oyster egg	20
#523	black shield	2
#509	black snake skin	7
#160	black striped oyster egg	25
#390	black sword	5
#576	black-and-blue light	39
#170	blackberry	125
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#470	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#303	blue paisley oyster egg	11
#313	blue pixel	224
#551	blue plasma ball	44
#320	blue plastic oyster egg	15
#615	blue polka-dot oyster egg	7
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#624	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#163	booty chest charrrm	64
#622	borg sock monkey	2
#440	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	9
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#1394	bottle of goofballs	17
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#592	bottle of rum	61
#324	bottle of tequila	86
#727	bottle of vodka	10
#618	bottle of whiskey	36
#454	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#261	bowl of cottage cheese	100
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#291	box	47
#1336	boxed wine	1
#1526	brick	11
#252	brick of sand	6
#232	broken carburetor	1
#438	broken skull	37
#267	bronzed locust	8
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#517	brown sugar cane	3
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#380	bubblewrap ore	4
#396	bubbly potion	25
#1274	buckyball	2
#449	bugbear beanie	11
#517	bugbear bungguard	9
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#311	bum cheek	60
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#354	can of Red Minotaur	11
#956	can of spinach	1
#476	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	19
#759	candied kobold	3
#1129	candied yams	7
#151	candy brain	36
#1926	candy cane	13
#1328	candy stake	5
#149	cannonball charrrm	65
#1591	capacitor relay	2
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#520	cardboard wakizashi	2
#129	carob chunk cookies	25
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#174	carob chunks	50
#315	cast	68
#299	catgut	25
#691	centipede eggs	1
#723	chaos butterfly	100
#541	cheap studded belt	37
#242	chef's hat	50
#185	chintzy noodle ring	5
#207	chintzy saucepan earring	4
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#577	chloroform rag	1
#312	chocolate filthy lucre	12
#84	chocolate pasta spoon	11
#595	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#823	chopsticks	1
#444	chorizo brownies	3
#203	chorizo taco	25
#979	chunk of depleted Grimacite	9
#106	chunk of rock salt	91
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#152	clay peace-sign bead	47
#550	cloudy potion	11
#1632	club necklace	4
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#179	cog	175
#716	comfy coffin	1
#383	communications windchimes	11
#527	computronic processing unit	5
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#170	cool mushroom casserole	1
#128	copper ha'penny charrrm	74
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#178	corrupted data	122
#117	creamsicle	50
#308	cursed black pearl onion	4
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#305	cursed bottle of rum	4
#273	cursed cannonball	3
#355	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#350	cursed voodoo skull	2
#476	cyborg doll	3
#649	daisy	2
#585	dance card	1
#553	dark potion	11
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#152	decorative fountain	75
#973	delicious salad	18
#356	demon skin	25
#859	dense meat stack	8
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#1363	diamond necklace	5
#406	didgeridooka	5
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#1060	disassembled clover	11
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#406	disease	25
#478	displaced fish	5
#754	disturbing fanfic	75
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#608	dwarf bread	6
#415	effervescent potion	25
#1096	eggnog	12
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#1269	elven limbos gingerbread	5
#291	elven hardtack	1
#972	elven socks	3
#425	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	25
#163	empty meat tank	25
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#239	escargotsicle	1
#354	evil golden arch	25
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#87	exotic orchid	2
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#227	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#1943	facsimile dictionary	1
#293	fake blood	4
#232	fancy bath salts	75
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#632	fancy dress ball	19
#926	fat stacks of cash	4
#1076	felt	8
#655	ferret bait	1
#539	fetid feather	6
#298	filthy corduroys	25
#186	filthy knitted dread sack	50
#146	filthy pestle	25
#1137	fire	3
#693	[2426]fire flower	1
#139	fish-liver oil	200
#413	fizzy potion	25
#508	flaming feather	11
#260	flange	11
#905	flaregun	1
#188	flat dough	25
#511	flavored foot massage oil	43
#694	flirtatious feather	2
#274	flower petal pie	1
#516	foam dart	42
#368	forest tears	1
#301	frightful feather	30
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#487	frigid ninja stars	50
#708	frozen banquet	1
#439	frozen feather	15
#427	frozen nunchaku	5
#914	fruitcake	22
#68	fruitfilm	11
#437	furniture dolly	2
#546	furry fur	97
#3222	fuzzy dice	2
#661	gas balloon	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#1923	ghost cucumber	1
#505	ghuol egg	25
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1642	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1645	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#1188	giant pinky ring	9
#1109	gingerbread bugbear	18
#921	gingerbread horror	7
#246	glass of baboon milk	1
#360	glass of goat's milk	25
#227	gnatwing	25
#370	goat cheese	50
#251	gob of wet hair	75
#112	golden plastic oyster egg	2
#1799	golden ring	39
#1547	googly eye	5
#305	grapes	25
#392	grave robbing shovel	2
#594	green balloon	2
#1682	green beer	2
#260	green pixel	240
#430	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
#264	grouchy restless spirit	75
#121	grumpy old man charrrm	33
#392	guitar pick	7
#533	guy made of bee pollen	4
#402	half-rotten brain	1
#1046	hamethyst	7
#607	handful of hand chalk	25
#627	handful of moss	1
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#452	handful of pine needles	1
#901	handful of sand	1
#122	handful of sawdust	76
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#99	handsomeness potion	25
#1413	heart necklace	5
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#427	heavy D	125
#107	hemp string	216
#910	herb brownies	5
#847	herbal stuffing	9
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#257	hot buttered roll	1
#307	hot katana blade	50
#301	hot wing	250
#780	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#1217	iGoogly	5
#275	ice stein	1
#631	ice-cold Willer	50
#1918	immense cyborg hand	2
#300	incense bath ball	3
#314	inflatable duck	4
#1775	ion grid	1
#607	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	4
#362	irate sombrero	5
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#165	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	50
#312	jack flapper	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1116	jar of swamp gas	4
#1454	jawbruiser	2
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#1581	killing feather	30
#1299	kneecapping stick	4
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#2756	laser-broiled pear	5
#241	lavender paisley oyster egg	13
#492	lavender plastic oyster egg	8
#713	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
#480	lavender striped oyster egg	5
#685	lead necklace	8
#351	lemon	125
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#254	lime	50
#288	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	25
#432	line	100
#1727	logic synthesizer	1
#317	long skinny balloon	25
#646	loose teeth	50
#379	los chinos	1
#379	lowercase N	25
#219	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#564	lucky bottlecap	1
#791	lucky rabbit's foot	8
#1349	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1597	mafia aria	4
#342	maple syrup	13
#575	marshmallow	11
#410	marzipan skull	25
#204	mauve paisley oyster egg	13
#291	mauve plastic oyster egg	12
#524	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	6
#102	mauve striped oyster egg	25
#569	meat stack	25
#246	meat vortex	200
#246	megatofu	30
#496	metallic A	50
#389	milky potion	25
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#109	mole molé	1
#300	molotov cocktail cocktail	11
#1581	monomolecular yo-yo	4
#349	motivational poster	12
#194	moxie weed	125
#688	mugcake	1
#391	murky potion	25
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#92	nanite-infested candy cane	150
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#833	nanite-infested fruitcake	6
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#434	nanofiber cloth	12
#492	natural fennel soda	1
#143	necklace chain	30
#320	off-white paisley oyster egg	7
#925	off-white plastic oyster egg	5
#254	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	12
#631	off-white striped oyster egg	4
#109	orange and black Crimboween candy	84
#268	orange-frosted astral cupcake	4
#524	original G	75
#1088	oversized fish scaler	5
#446	oversized pipe	4
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#119	patchouli incense stick	250
#716	penguin skin	29
#375	personal massager	44
#682	personalized birthday cake	2
#643	personalized coffee mug	42
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#89	phat turquoise bead	107
#368	phonics down	190
#385	photoprotoneutron torpedo	75
#175	pickle-flavored chewing gum	50
#749	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#1206	piece of wedding cake	1
#196	pile of candy	50
#90	pile of jumping beans	50
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#2045	pixellated candy heart	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#466	plot hole	175
#1394	polyalloy shield	3
#803	pool cue	3
#1313	porquoise	4
#1714	possessed top	2
#1170	potato sprout	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#272	potted fern	2
#615	poutine	2
#439	powdered candy sushi set	4
#377	pr0n legs	50
#1151	prehistoric spear	2
#438	prismatic wad	1
#469	probability potion	75
#483	procrastination potion	75
#564	prosthetic forehead	2
#359	puce paisley oyster egg	7
#612	puce plastic oyster egg	6
#441	puce polka-dot oyster egg	9
#169	puce striped oyster egg	13
#297	purple-frosted astral cupcake	4
#475	quantum polarity inducer	6
#439	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
#186	ram horns	25
#244	razor-sharp can lid	75
#1796	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#1409	really dense meat stack	2
#171	really thick bandage	1
#760	recursive spline reticulator	2
#1023	red class ring	1
#550	red paisley oyster egg	6
#258	red pixel	50
#211	red plastic oyster egg	19
#53	red polka-dot oyster egg	37
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#134	reodorant	100
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#69	ribbon candy	29
#1123	ridiculously huge sword	1
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#210	rigid carapace	16
#681	ring of aggravate monster	5
#376	ring of conflict	1
#233	ring of fire resistance	2
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#722	ring of half-assed regeneration	3
#944	roasted marshmallow	12
#440	roboduck-on-a-string	3
#1157	robotronic egg	21
#1010	[2108]rock	3
#1618	rogue swarmer	37
#877	roll of toilet paper	60
#1492	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#985	rubber WWJD? bracelet	8
#1522	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	5
#2126	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#297	ruby W	50
#534	rum barrel charrrm	1
#346	rusty bonesaw	1
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#1873	stuffed key	10
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#2756	stuffed mink	3
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#705	stuffed scary death orb	68
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#1176	stuffed snowy owl	42
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#1069	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	46
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#766	sucky decal	1
#473	sunken chest	23
#179	suntan lotion of moxiousness	50
#327	super-spiky hair gel	250
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#891	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#947	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	5
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#1481	tiny plastic Black Knight	5
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#941	tiny plastic Boss Bat	5
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#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3079	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
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#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#1329	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#1149	tiny plastic Felonia	4
#726	tiny plastic G Imp	10
#1761	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	4
#830	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	9
#831	tiny plastic Hellion	9
#1092	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	7
#739	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#921	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#1247	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	6
#656	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	11
#930	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	8
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#402	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1099	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
#919	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	8
#912	tiny plastic Protagonist	8
#970	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#732	tiny plastic Spam Witch	10
#822	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	9
#460	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	10
#1522	tiny plastic The Man	3
#834	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	9
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#237	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#860	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#752	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	10
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4545	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#658	tiny plastic angry bugbear	11
#3949	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#1376	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#660	tiny plastic anime smiley	11
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1071	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	7
#829	tiny plastic astronomer	9
#6173	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#715	tiny plastic beanbat	10
#1134	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#1130	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#974	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1329	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#6192	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#659	tiny plastic blooper	11
#925	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#1218	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#988	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4877	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#3961	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2098	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1069	tiny plastic cubist bull	7
#1478	tiny plastic demoninja	5
#4502	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#671	tiny plastic drunk goat	11
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1466	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	5
#827	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	9
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#2185	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#629	tiny plastic fruit golem	11
#3348	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
#8194	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#6160	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#1219	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#1767	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#4814	tiny plastic grue	3
#945	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
#4600	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6153	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#1342	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#4798	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#1462	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	5
#3975	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#2893	tiny plastic levitating potato	6
#912	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	8
#3326	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#1338	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#963	tiny plastic ninja snowman	8
#4349	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#4801	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#857	tiny plastic scary clown	9
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#638	tiny plastic senile lihc	11
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#1081	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	7
#827	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	9
#4905	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#856	tiny plastic spooky vampire	9
#2849	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#2843	tiny plastic star starfish	6
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#980	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2898	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#1083	tiny plastic taco cat	7
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#685	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#1203	tiny plastic topiary golem	6
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1774	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#1706	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#721	tiny plastic whitesnake	10
#1767	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#184	tires	50
#424	toast	2,451
#410	tofu casserole	2
#611	tofurkey gravy	14
#1389	tofurkey leg	5
#420	tomato	75
#928	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#109	toothbrush	18
#633	towel	13
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#478	toy deathbot	2
#652	toy hoverpad	17
#1401	toy jet pack	3
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#2126	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#189	traffic jam	2
#1008	tree-eating kite	23
#1781	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#497	true grit	1
#392	tulip	1
#514	unstable DNA	101
#1614	unstable laser battery	34
#729	urinal cake	1
#868	useless powder	65
#629	valuable trinket	114
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#51	very large caltrop	1
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#1642	vinegar	1
#149	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	175
#2535	vitachoconutriment capsule	3
#316	wad of dough	150
#132	wad of tofu	75
#511	war tongs	1
#638	water pipe bomb	20
#227	water wings	5
#1147	wheel	2
#631	white balloon	2
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#188	white chocolate chip cookies	25
#148	white picket fence	25
#236	white pixel	175
#384	white snake skin	25
#156	windchimes	75
#139	witty rapier	50
#236	wussiness potion	75
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#285	yellow plastic oyster egg	19
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#599	yeti fur	128
#1146	yo	6
#212	yohohoyo	13

Wow, that's 21,526 items total!

what items are this player missing?