alphaxion

RankItemQuantity
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#327A. W. O. L. commendation19
#879Ancient Saucehelm3
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#1227Argarggagarg's fang1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#340BGE merchandise order form12
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#574BGE shotglass12
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#3370Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#608Bling of the New Wave2
#814Blizzards I Have Died In1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#287Bonerdagon necklace38
#761Boss Bat britches19
#149CRIMBCO mug106
#1011CRIMBCO wine6
#2127CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#1727CRIMBCOLOAF3
#456Codpiece of the Goblin King17
#695Colander of Em-er'il4
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#751Crimbo pie1
#815Crimboween memo13
#1384Crimbuck267
#1116Crown of the Goblin King21
#287DNOTC Box1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#1538Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#859Disco 'Fro Pick4
#1424Drowsy Sword7
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#1467Elder Turtle Shell2
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#454FDKOL commendation375
#1273Feynman gate4
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#151Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer3
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#422Haunted Sorority House staff guide5
#331Heimandatz's heart5
#446Iron Beta of Industry17
#621Jocko Homo's head3
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#816La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#1063Let Me Be!1
#929Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet28
#884Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#850Maxing, Relaxing1
#877Microplushie: Bropane2
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#750Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid2
#455Microplushie: Fauxnerditide4
#588Microplushie: Gothochondria9
#791Microplushie: Hippylase5
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#744Microplushie: Hobomosome3
#836Microplushie: Otakulone4
#836Microplushie: Raverdrine2
#871Microplushie: Sororitrate2
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#385Monstar energy beverage7
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#577Nickel Gamma of Frugality9
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#443Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump3
#354Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking4
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#666Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap2
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#349Pokëmann figurine: Nothing4
#293Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu7
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#666Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#467Pokëmann figurine: Twitter4
#688Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#455Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth4
#370Red Pill1
#302Red Rover BB gun12
#1867Rock Pops12
#714Safari Jack's moustache2
#2543Scalp of Gorgolok1
#71Skullhead's Screw3
#536Steal This Candy2
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
#377Thwaitgold bee statuette6
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#673Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette5
#1431Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#1084Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#936Travels with Jerry1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#286Wand of Nagamar20
#335Wolfman Nardz3
#771Workytime Tea1
#511Yakisoba's hat3
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#215ammonite fossil24
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#624antique bottle opener1
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#930antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#239bacon bath ball4
#963badass belt56
#1110baggie of powdered sugar2
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#549bananagate9
#451bath ball gift set11
#430beholed bedsheet2
#603bejeweled cufflinks5
#214belemnite fossil24
#17bewitching boots2
#146big glob of skin1
#441bindlestocking5
#1001black polka-dot oyster egg4
#920black-and-blue light1
#786blob-shaped Crimbo cookie8
#943blue plasma ball1
#954bottle of Blank-Out1
#322bottle of Vangoghbitussin2
#374bottle of alcohol6
#213bottle of pirate juice4
#152bottle of rhinoceros hormones3
#154bottle of ultravitamins4
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#110bronze handcuffs1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#39bugged balaclava4
#444bunch of square grapes4
#350bunny liver17
#670burst hellseal brain3
#279can of CRIMBCOLA8
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#591can of spinach3
#1700can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#2359candied yams2
#1926candy cane13
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#1853candy knuckles1
#3830candy stake1
#1592capacitor relay2
#1499carbon nanotube frame3
#289chainsaw chain1
#438chloroform rag3
#197chocolate bath ball5
#555chocolate cigar1
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#1155club necklace6
🥉control crystal1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#488decaying goldfish liver4
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1000diamond necklace7
#103double-ice britches1
#5139easter egg balloon1
🥈eerily silent box1
#222electrical thingamabob40
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#1416elven cellocello14
#1454elven suicide capsule12
#354energy drink IV5
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#656fancy opera glasses4
#1552felt4
#1426festive holiday hat1
#129festive sausage20
#497foam noodle1
#54fossilized demon skull11
#65fossilized limb163
#60fossilized serpent skull14
#112fossilized spider skull5
#81fossilized spike59
#97fossilized spine23
#103fossilized torso61
#147fossilized wing30
#103fossilized wyrm skull8
#628friendly cheez blob4
#217funhouse mirror3
#4736fuzzy dice1
#573garish pinky ring6
#302ghost protocol1
#265ghost trap4
#569giant designer sunglasses6
#289giant discarded bottlecap18
#1290giant discarded plastic fork5
#373giant discarded torn-up glove12
#427gift-a-pult1
#2821gingerbread bugbear3
#1884gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#225glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#693golden ring40
#1916googly eye3
#1159green candy heart1
#601green gummi ingot29
#116gummi snake4
#698handful of confetti59
#395handful of numbers1
#829heart necklace9
#654heart of the volcano10
#413hellseal claw37
#387hellseal whisker32
#608herringcello27
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#128holiday cheese log19
#220hot plate5
#1020iGoogly9
#1278immense cyborg hand4
#236incense bath ball4
#411inflatable duck2
#121ingot of seal-iron2
#249intriguing puzzle box2
#1472ion grid3
#21ironic oversized sunglasses11
#978irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1071jawbruiser3
#1538killing feather31
#404kumquartz14
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1167lavender candy heart1
#484lavender paisley oyster egg7
#1422licorice garrote2
#1537logic synthesizer2
#1002macaroni duck2
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#229mime soul fragment13
#185molten brick63
#618motivational poster6
#658mummy costume8
#143myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball2
#1211nanite-infested candy cane8
#1022nanite-infested fruitcake5
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#646nanofiber cloth7
#489night-vision goggles4
#418obnoxious riddle1
#649obsidian dagger28
#1889oyster basket1
#256pack of pogs75
#644pair of bolt cutters5
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#447panty raider camouflage1
#85parasitic claw3
#806party hat1
#1057passable elf mask5
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#285peanut brittle shield11
#414pearidot13
#1106penguin focaccia bread17
#572petrified wood13
#118pig-iron bracers2
#332pine tar1
#465plastic guitar1
#118plastic ingot120
#756pocketwatch on a chain4
#622poison pen3
#1722polyalloy shield2
#907portable photocopier2
#843pumpkinhead mask5
#670red gummi ingot20
#578red polka-dot oyster egg6
#286red-and-green sweater10
#11red-hot medallion1
#209ribbon candy5
#1271rigid carapace3
#1811robotronic egg3
#532[2108]rock8
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#1108rubber WWJD? bracelet7
#1076rubber WWtNSD? bracelet7
#451rusty chain necklace5
#1989sawblade fragment25
#640sawblade shield3
#627shredded hellseal hide3
#71silver keg1
#497sleeping stocking5
#102slime convention coupons2
#104slime convention flyers2
#108slime convention t-shirt2
#1272slow jam collection1
#73smoked potsherd16
#125space jam5
#1044spade necklace7
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#668spark plug earring1
#1134sparkler1
#808spooky bark5
#570spooky cosmetics bag4
#1856spooky felt1
#542spooky hockey mask3
#1891spooky length of string1
#712spooky sap10
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#206square CRIMBCOOKIE6
#993stainless steel scarf3
#1711stainless steel shillelagh2
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#416stainless steel solitaire7
#661stainless steel suspenders6
#1028stick1
#412strawberyl14
#1330stray chihuahua1
#1551stringy sinew3
#736stuffed Baron von Ratsworth60
#1056stuffed Cheshire bitten45
#1388stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech37
#780stuffed Meat60
#2631stuffed angry cow18
#1260stuffed astral badger41
#1698stuffed baby gravy fairy31
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#77stuffed carpenter3
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#1245stuffed cocoabo39
#1873stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#89stuffed dodo3
#1312stuffed flaming gravy fairy39
#1198stuffed frozen gravy fairy43
#1312stuffed hand turkey39
#568stuffed key101
#1964stuffed martini1
#1152stuffed mind flayer45
#1196stuffed mink35
#736stuffed monocle64
#185stuffed ninja snowman38
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#1412stuffed scary death orb37
#1393stuffed sleazy gravy fairy37
#1789stuffed snowy owl28
#1169stuffed spooky gravy fairy44
#1278stuffed stinky gravy fairy39
#903stuffed teddy butler51
#693stuffed tin of caviar69
#514stuffed treasure chest112
#1565stuffed undead elbow macaroni33
#179stuffed walrus1
#2642stuffing1
#220sucker scaffold52
#657superheated fudge2
#1007synthetic stuffing2
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#1058theoretical string6
#296throbbing rage gland1
#785throwing wrench6
🥇time sleigh1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2784tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#118toe jam5
#665torn hellseal sinew2
#392tourmalime16
#1256toy hoverpad4
#125traffic jam5
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#144trilobite fossil38
#600tropical paperweight1
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#1443twitching claw2
#220unearthed potsherd15
#1147unstable DNA30
#1986unstable laser battery26
#1355untamable turtle1
#1125unusual disco ball2
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#2456vitachoconutriment capsule4
#899wad of cotton1
#331water wings2
#590wolfman mask10
#388wrench bracelet8
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#1185yellow candy heart2
#648yellow gummi ingot24
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3

Wow, that's 4,729 items total!

what items are this player missing?