Museum :: Elsynoodle

Elsynoodle

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#462	Amulet of Yendor	45
#127	Ancient Saucehelm	12
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#83	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	83
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#98	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1368	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1513	Boss Bat britches	6
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#98	Colander of Em-er'il	14
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#238	Crown of the Goblin King	93
#942	Daffy Taffy	26
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#104	Disco 'Fro Pick	15
#313	Divine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#39	Dolphin King's crown	93
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#41	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	93
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#137	El Sombrero De Lopez	14
#139	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#639	Feynman gate	14
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#613	Hell ramen	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#73	Kevlar balloon	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#544	Knob Goblin love potion	12
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#469	Knob Goblin steroids	13
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#358	M-242	20
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#467	Mr. Mediocrebar	115
#116	Mylar balloon	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#306	Now and Earlier	11
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#114	Raggedy Hippy doll	3
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#506	Rock Pops	106
#133	Rock and Roll Legend	15
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#93	Scalp of Gorgolok	17
#711	Senior Mints	5
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#316	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	184
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#97	Venus flytrap	3
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#603	Wint-O-Fresh mint	17
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#84	all-purpose flower	2
#350	alphabet gum	4
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
#228	annoying pitchfork	12
#631	ant agonist	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#75	apathetic lizardman doll	2
#486	around the world	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#59	asbestos crossbow	11
#42	asbestos staff	10
#78	asbestos sword	9
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#63	attention spanner	3
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#108	babycakes	2
#429	baconstone	19
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#84	baconstone ring	3
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#486	badass belt	93
#133	badger badge	1
#354	bag of airline peanuts	86
#753	bag of lard	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#820	ball	7
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#122	bar whip	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#788	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#382	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#475	big rock	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#348	black snowcone	10
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#1298	blood flower	2
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#72	blue velvet cake	2
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#213	bone collar	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#1459	bottle of goofballs	16
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1053	box	1
#1566	box of sunshine	109
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#623	brick	59
#685	brine	26
#128	briny vinegar	1
#476	broken cellular phone	4
#624	broken sword	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#705	can of Binarrrca	12
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#545	can of fake snow	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#869	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#480	candied kobold	6
#861	candied yams	10
#307	candy brain	11
#2203	candy cane	10
#1783	candy stake	4
#684	capacitor relay	14
#700	carbon nanotube frame	14
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#698	cheap toaster	3
#1063	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#210	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#209	chintzy seal pendant	5
#162	chintzy turtle brooch	6
#109	chocolate box	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#50	chrome crossbow	13
#158	chrome staff	4
#29	chrome sword	18
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#379	clown hammer	77
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1980	club necklace	3
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#47	congratulatory cake	2
#748	cool mushroom	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#522	corn holder	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#32	cryptic puzzle box	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#515	daisy	3
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#484	defective skull	45
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#390	delicious noodles	2
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#1622	dill	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#441	doll house	11
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#395	double daisy	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#137	drywall axe	93
#516	ducha de oro	1
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#2321	duct tape	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#539	dwarf bread	7
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#188	easter egg balloon	89
#337	eggbeater	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#871	empty blowgun	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#842	encoder ring	8
#239	escargotsicle	1
#25	evil teddy bear	482
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#87	exotic orchid	2
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#387	explosion-flavored chewing gum	75
#163	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#283	eye of newt	41
#402	eye-pod	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#414	fake fake vomit	78
#363	fake hand	78
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#601	felt	15
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#737	fetid feather	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1764	fire	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#101	flaming glowsticks	5
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#941	flaming talons	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#131	foie gras	14
#271	foon	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#501	frigid mote	1
#281	frozen Mob Penguin	5
#811	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#1675	fruitcake	7
#158	funky brass fez	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#238	fuzzy dice	15
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#600	gator skin	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#891	ghost cucumber	41
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#355	giant discarded bottlecap	15
#131	giant discarded plastic fork	61
#448	giant discarded torn-up glove	10
#1255	giant needle	1
#182	giant pinky ring	82
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#132	gibson	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#2189	gingerbread bugbear	5
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#210	gingham blouse	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#394	goat	1
#821	goat beard	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#896	googly eye	13
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#594	green balloon	2
#1683	green beer	2
#1158	green candy heart	1
#766	green glowstick	2
#81	green pixie spog	1
#841	green snowcone	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#548	grog	1
#259	grue egg	89
#231	guy made of bee pollen	14
#88	hairy staff	1
#290	hamethyst	27
#53	hamethyst earring	3
#87	hamethyst ring	3
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#2507	heart necklace	2
#878	heart-shaped balloon	3
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#1017	herbal stuffing	7
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#236	honey-dew	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#81	hot pink lipstick	15
#1287	hot wing	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#606	huge spoon	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#275	ice stein	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#117	iced-out bling	4
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#739	infernal insoles	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#707	ion grid	15
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#481	jazz soap	62
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#435	joybuzzer	72
#560	jumbo olive	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#884	killer rag doll	2
#112	kite	63
#376	kiwi	1
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#306	kumquat	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#897	leather mask	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1233	lemon	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#1565	length of string	2
#670	leotarrrd	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#178	less-than-three-shaped box	1
#270	library card	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#905	lihc face	1
#119	limburger biker boots	4
#897	lime	1
#47	linoleum crossbow	13
#71	linoleum staff	9
#133	linoleum sword	7
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#621	logic synthesizer	15
#434	long-stemmed rose	2
#570	lovecat tail	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#102	lucky rabbit's foot	46
#230	lumbering jack	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#743	mad scientist's sock monkey	3
#1845	mafia aria	2
#386	magic lamp	1
#569	magical ice cube with a fly in it	52
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#26	magnetic field	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#46	maple syrup	401
#480	margarita	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#686	marionette	2
#666	martini	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#99	metal mandible	1
#119	mimosette	1
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#117	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	5
#120	miniature coffin	1
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#123	miniature espresso maker	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#152	muculent machete	1
#500	mugcake	2
#291	munchies pill	1
#79	mushroom fermenting solution	87
#378	mushroom pizza	1
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#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
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#223	white Xanadian	1
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#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
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#1245	wolf mask	1
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#148	zmobie	1
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 7,832 items total!

what items are this player missing?