Museum :: Meh

Meh

Rank	Item	Quantity
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#68	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#13	Blatantly Canadian	3,333
#888	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#828	Boss Bat britches	17
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#74	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
🥈	El Vibrato translator	11
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#669	LED block	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#37	MayDay™ contract	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#769	aspirin	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#83	baby chest mimic	1
#1251	badass belt	44
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#2043	ball	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#1653	blood flower	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#663	bottle of goofballs	39
#1072	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#5528	box of sunshine	5
#81	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#52	boxed autumn-aton	1
#67	boxed bat wings	1
#2708	brick	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#188	cheap toaster	10
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#81	cursed monkey glove	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#68	deed to Oliver's Place	1
#1478	defective skull	1
#49	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#395	double daisy	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#2500	easter egg balloon	7
#2833	eggnog	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#207	empty blowgun	11
#1180	encoder ring	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#1792	fake hand	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#3836	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#2392	felt	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#410	fuzzy dice	11
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1206	gloomy black mushroom	2
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#392	goat	1
#2777	golden ring	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#1613	grue egg	15
#1225	gyroscope	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#1882	herringcello	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#1830	jazz soap	1
#1883	joybuzzer	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2543	killing feather	1
#2060	kite	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#1751	length of string	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#836	live wire	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#569	lovecat tail	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2078	mafia aria	1
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#729	mood ring	1
#47	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#3704	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#261	oily golden mushroom	2
#848	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#311	oriole-feather headdress	4
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#55	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
#70	packaged Roman Candelabra	1
#57	packaged model train set	1
#1761	pail	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#1304	patent leather shoes	1
#1811	penguin focaccia bread	1
#1464	penguin thesaurus	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#1652	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1883	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
#1613	pork elf goodies sack	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#342	questionable taco	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#1960	rubber emo roe	1
#2414	sandwich of the gods	1
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#1347	sock monkey	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#3326	spooky eggnog	1
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1891	spooky length of string	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#1028	stick	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1930	stringy sinew	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#2642	stuffing	1
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#1434	theoretical string	1
#1441	throwing wrench	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#60	tiny plastic sword	2
🥈	tofu taco	4,677
#2807	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1404	tooth	1
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#2069	top	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#44	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#40	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#1538	wheel	1
#1934	whoopie cushion	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#85	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#2117	yellow snowcone	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 8,573 items total!

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