Museum :: Claudia

Claudia_Balzac

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#1163	Amulet of Yendor	5
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1234	Angry Farmer candy	20
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#319	Better Than Cuddling Cake	7
#117	Bit O' Ectoplasm	24
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#668	Boris's ring	2
#404	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	9
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#28	Cerebral Culottes	6
#1190	Cloaca grenade	6
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2140	Crimbuck	25
#1218	Crown of the Goblin King	19
#347	Daffy Taffy	94
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#1306	Dyspepsi grenade	4
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#285	Elfin shortbread	3
#664	Ent cider	7
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#532	Feynman gate	18
#214	Frogade	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#884	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	7
#158	Manetwich	5
#798	Meleegra™ pills	5
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#288	Mr. Mediocrebar	194
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#625	Ram's Face Lager	12
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#302	Rock Pops	167
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#309	Senior Mints	20
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#301	Sugar Cog	8
#712	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	50
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1777	Valentine	4
#197	Valentine's Day cake	3
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#224	Wint-O-Fresh mint	72
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#556	Yummy Tummy bean	360
#387	accidental cider	2
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#666	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	9
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#445	antique greaves	10
#205	antique hand mirror	26
#667	antique helmet	3
#525	antique shield	7
#468	antique spear	10
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#702	astral mushroom	8
#996	astronaut pants	6
#298	atomic vector plotter	12
#106	automatic catapult	1
#657	baconstone	12
#185	baconstone earring	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#5461	badass belt	4
#86	badger badge	2
#460	bag of Cheat-Os	13
#775	bag of airline peanuts	35
#504	bag of lard	2
#201	balaclava	4
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#703	ball	9
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#318	ballroom blintz	9
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#195	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	8
#716	beer bomb	9
#465	beer bong	2
#172	beer cartilage	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#438	bi-lateral logic compressor	7
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#317	big boom	2
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#654	black candy heart	5
#510	black eyedrops	1
#561	black paisley oyster egg	9
#935	black plastic oyster egg	4
#663	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
#634	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#727	black sword	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#475	blue paisley oyster egg	8
#656	blue plastic oyster egg	7
#615	blue polka-dot oyster egg	7
#580	blue striped oyster egg	8
#25	bobble-hip hula elf doll	3
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#3305	bottle of goofballs	4
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#405	bottle of popskull	4
#540	bottle of rum	73
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#223	bouquet of circular saw blades	7
#437	bow	1
#134	bowler	1
#156	box turtle	2
#1058	brick	27
#635	brine	29
#114	broken carburetor	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#38	bubble bauble bow	2
#1272	buckyball	2
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#37	can cannon	2
#711	can of Red Minotaur	3
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#956	can of spinach	1
#1300	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#125	candied kobold	27
#1129	candied yams	7
#857	candy brain	1
#1677	candy cane	17
#633	candy stake	10
#1639	canteen of wine	2
#365	capacitor relay	32
#530	carbon nanotube frame	20
#330	cardboard katana	1
#325	cardboard ore	5
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#873	casino pass	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#654	cheap studded belt	11
#452	chef's hat	16
#664	cherry	1
#210	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#255	chintzy noodle ring	3
#216	chintzy turtle brooch	4
#458	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	3
#672	chopsticks	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1208	clown hammer	11
#239	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1633	club necklace	4
#261	coconut shell	223
#214	coffin lid	7
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#522	corn holder	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1465	corpsetini	2
#362	costume sword	1
#663	cranberries	16
#363	crazy little Turkish delight	28
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#239	cream pie	4
#462	creamsicle	2
#245	cup of primitive beer	8
#219	cursed bottle of black-label rum	7
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#197	cursed dirty joke scroll	8
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#591	cymbal syrup	3
#1025	daisy	1
#464	dance card	2
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#1355	defective skull	2
#358	dehydrated caviar	10
#923	demon skin	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#411	desiccated apricot	10
#1019	dill	20
#336	dire fudgesicle	3
#214	disbelief suspenders	5
#344	dishrag	1
#614	disintegrating quill pen	4
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#705	doll house	6
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#763	drum machine	1
#981	drywall axe	9
#303	duck-on-a-string	8
#2105	duct tape	2
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#142	dwarf bread	38
#3266	easter egg balloon	4
#1355	eggnog	8
#1358	elven limbos gingerbread	4
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#514	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	17
#69	enchantlers	2
#752	encoder ring	11
#541	energy drink IV	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#960	evil googly eye	3
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#1294	explosion-flavored chewing gum	9
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#766	eye of newt	4
#1639	facsimile dictionary	2
#1041	fake fake vomit	20
#1179	fake hand	10
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#393	fancy bath salts	25
#442	fancy but probably evil chocolate	13
#438	fancy chocolate	7
#506	fancy dress ball	25
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1138	fat stacks of cash	2
#1390	felt	5
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#113	fez of etymology	3
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#750	filthy lucre	46
#560	fine wine	5
#976	fire	4
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#714	flaregun	5
#81	flask of baconstone juice	1
#709	flavored foot massage oil	7
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#623	flute of flat champagne	4
#63	flypaper staff	1
#708	foam dart	6
#496	foam noodle	1
#366	foie gras	2
#99	football helmet	1
#274	fortune cookie	7
#202	fricasseed brains	6
#501	frigid mote	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#148	fruit bowl	2
#1584	fruitcake	8
#987	furry fur	14
#195	furry green turtle	1
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#446	ga-ga radio	3
#598	gas balloon	2
#59	gauze shorts	3
#1116	ghost cucumber	23
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1454	giant discarded plastic fork	4
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#1269	giant pinky ring	8
#1464	gingerbread bugbear	11
#292	gingerbread horror	17
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#696	glass of goat's milk	4
#273	glittery mascara	1
#388	gob of wet hair	32
#273	golden ring	80
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#553	googly eye	24
#638	goth kid t-shirt	4
#188	grass skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#63	grease gun	2
#882	green balloon	1
#418	green beer	31
#898	green candy heart	3
#751	grouchy restless spirit	4
#3472	grue egg	4
#512	gyroscope	5
#1284	hamethyst	5
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1997	heart necklace	3
#488	heart-shaped balloon	11
#760	herbal stuffing	10
#894	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	2
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#606	huge spoon	1
#426	hyperbolic plasma focuser	8
#1069	iGoogly	8
#1320	ice-cold Willer	5
#520	ice-cold six-pack	12
#154	icy mushroom wine	2
#1000	immense cyborg hand	5
#553	incredibly creepy marionette	5
#577	inflatable duck	1
#446	inkwell	5
#435	ion grid	28
#548	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	5
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#312	jack flapper	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1436	jazz soap	5
#212	jewelry-making pliers	2
#1493	joybuzzer	5
#560	jumbo olive	1
#908	ketchup hound	1
#411	killer rag doll	7
#1444	killing feather	33
#165	kite	49
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#302	laser-broiled pear	26
#920	lavender candy heart	3
#373	lavender paisley oyster egg	9
#492	lavender plastic oyster egg	8
#939	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	3
#480	lavender striped oyster egg	5
#117	lead yo-yo	2
#204	leftovers of indeterminate origin	12
#681	length of string	16
#796	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	5
#724	little paper umbrella	24
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#82	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	2
#357	logic synthesizer	32
#151	los chinos	4
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#660	mad scientist's sock monkey	4
#757	mafia aria	22
#386	magic lamp	1
#1136	magical ice cube with a fly in it	14
#301	maple syrup	16
#383	margarita	2
#277	marionette	6
#575	marionette collective	1
#635	marzipan skull	11
#412	mauve paisley oyster egg	7
#252	mauve plastic oyster egg	13
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#279	mauve striped oyster egg	13
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#39	misshapen animal skeleton	4
#1662	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#80	monster bait	2
#729	mood ring	1
#646	mother's little helper	1
#742	mylar scout drone	6
#828	nanite-infested candy cane	14
#530	nanite-infested eggnog	9
#536	nanite-infested fruitcake	9
#618	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	8
#562	nanofiber cloth	9
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#436	necklace chain	3
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#537	off-white paisley oyster egg	4
#606	off-white plastic oyster egg	8
#722	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	4
#630	off-white striped oyster egg	4
#1187	oozenog	4
#229	opera mask	3
#651	orange and black Crimboween candy	3
#983	orange candy heart	3
#435	orange peel hat	1
#216	oriole-feather headdress	6
#668	oversized pizza cutter	3
#268	ovoid leather thing	8
#200	oyster basket	25
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#257	pack of chewing gum	1
#694	pail	13
#598	pants of the Slug Lord	6
#384	party hat	5
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#1038	patent leather shoes	3
#223	peach	2
#451	penguin skin	113
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#35	penguin-smacking club	4
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#982	personalized coffee mug	1
#919	pet rock	8
#1378	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	4
#1147	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	14
#495	petrified time	1
#1050	photoprotoneutron torpedo	2
#877	pickle-flavored chewing gum	4
#548	piece of wedding cake	8
#256	pile of candy	35
#204	pile of dusty animal bones	40
#141	pine tar	4
#910	pink candy heart	3
#688	pink glowstick	3
#150	pirate pamphlet	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#913	pixellated candy heart	10
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#101	pointy mushroom wine	2
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#1109	polyalloy shield	4
#536	pool cue	8
#664	porquoise	11
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#455	possessed top	12
#625	potato sprout	3
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#436	poutine	8
#548	prehistoric spear	7
#195	puce paisley oyster egg	12
#611	puce plastic oyster egg	6
#170	puce polka-dot oyster egg	19
#408	puce striped oyster egg	6
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#271	pygmy pygment	4
#355	quantum polarity inducer	10
#158	rag doll	12
#420	ram stick	3
#100	raspberry beret	1
#127	ratarang	1
#398	razor-tipped yo-yo	22
#171	really thick bandage	1
#387	recursive spline reticulator	8
#265	red paisley oyster egg	11
#180	red plastic oyster egg	21
#838	red polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#515	redrum	1
#72	repeating crossbow	1
#547	reverse-oscillating klystron	5
#332	rice bowl	5
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#861	ring of half-assed regeneration	2
#173	ring setting	1
#338	roboduck-on-a-string	4
#211	robotronic egg	111
#420	[2108]rock	10
#415	rogue swarmer	81
#1173	roll of toilet paper	30
#143	rolling pin	1
#3663	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#867	rubber emo roe	31
#501	rum and cola	2
#849	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#156	safety vest	1
#657	sake bomb	4
#517	salamander spleen	12
#734	salty dog	2
#578	savoy truffle	1
#215	sawblade fragment	98
#408	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	3
#538	scroll of pasta summoning	20
#1671	seal-clubbing club	1
#1055	seal-skull helmet	1
#289	servomechanical torsion facilitator	13
#97	shaving cream	7
#351	shingle	15
#1014	shiny ring	21
#437	shot of orange schnapps	5
#444	shot of tomato schnapps	5
#620	silver shrimp fork	2
#79	sinewy crossbow string	2
#254	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#183	skirt / kilt kit	1
#439	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#694	sleeping snowy owl	3
#653	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	6
#281	snorkel	3
#216	sock monkey	12
#111	soggy wofl t-shirt	3
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#294	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
#2494	spade necklace	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1203	spectral pickle	2
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1367	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#275	spooky eggnog	16
#1011	spooky eyeliner	2
#560	spooky felt	16
#633	spooky length of string	16
#1026	spooky lipstick	2
#785	spooky stick	5
#625	spooky stuffing	9
#304	spooky toy wheel	16
#862	spooky wooden block	7
#694	squashed frog	8
#183	stale baguette	11
#345	stick	8
#315	stick of dynamite	6
#735	stick-on eyebrow piercing	4
#607	stick-on-a-string	6
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
#273	stone banjo	1
#601	stone of eXtreme power	13
#81	stone turtle	1
#1295	string of blue beads	8
#972	string of green beads	12
#848	string of red beads	14
#670	stringy sinew	13
#4853	stuffed Cheshire bitten	7
#5739	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	5
#1086	stuffed alien blob	6
#4835	stuffed angry cow	7
#5813	stuffed astral badger	5
#6372	stuffed baby gravy fairy	4
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#6180	stuffed cocoabo	4
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1265	stuffed doppelshifter	7
#6372	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	4
#6350	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	4
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#7024	stuffed hand turkey	3
#6293	stuffed mind flayer	4
#471	stuffed ninja snowman	10
#7885	stuffed scary death orb	2
#1922	stuffed shoulder parrot	9
#5797	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	5
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#6332	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	4
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#6285	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	4
#4591	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	8
#1600	stuffing	4
#316	styrofoam ore	5
#254	sub-molecular interocitor	13
#924	support cummerbund	4
#171	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	2
#1007	synthetic stuffing	2
#98	tail o' nine cats	1
#816	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	5
#675	tasty tart	2
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#609	tattered scrap of paper	3
#764	teddy bear	8
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#291	tequila sunrise	3
#626	theoretical string	18
#297	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#949	thin black candle	41
#186	thistle wine	19
#142	tighty whiteys	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#141	time sword	1
#43	time trousers	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#2846	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	6
#2453	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#370	tiny plastic Scream Queen	4
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#3948	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#2900	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	6
#6142	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#2791	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3344	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
#3965	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#2484	tiny plastic grue	7
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#2845	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	6
#3902	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#3334	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#2493	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#2560	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	7
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#2293	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#2235	toast	60
#846	tofurkey gravy	10
#703	tofurkey leg	12
#218	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#464	tooth	9
#1003	toothsome rock	9
#1064	top	4
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#1580	towel	2
#1079	toy crazy train	6
#477	toy deathbot	2
#563	toy hoverpad	22
#1217	toy jet pack	4
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#897	toy mercenary	6
#1525	toy ray gun	3
#281	toy soldier	6
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#207	toy train	10
#1474	toy wheel	3
#193	tree skirt	2
#1164	tree-eating kite	18
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#503	tropical orchid	2
#56	troutpiece	2
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#1366	unstable DNA	21
#562	unstable laser battery	60
#728	urinal cake	1
#1805	valuable trinket	10
#668	vampire collar	1
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#768	viking helmet	4
#998	vinegar	21
#2456	vitachoconutriment capsule	4
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#586	wang	1
#624	water pipe bomb	22
#474	water wings	1
#254	wheel	14
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#425	whiskey sour	3
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#834	white candy heart	5
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#586	white collar	1
#827	white lightning	4
#88	white whip	1
#1331	whoopie cushion	10
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#1614	wind-up chattering teeth	5
#321	wine spritzer	2
#567	witty rapier	1
#218	wooden axe	3
#932	wooden block	2
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#461	wool hat	2
#554	worn tophat	1
#328	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#881	x-ray specs	13
#106	yakskin pants	1
#1106	yellow candy heart	3
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#122	yellow plastic oyster egg	35
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1443	yellow snowcone	9
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#660	yeti fur	100
#474	yo	20
#541	yo-yo	53
#606	yohohoyo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 6,020 items total!

what items are this player missing?