Museum :: Jellyman

Jellyman

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥉	"DRINK ME" potion	22,459
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#102	1,970 carat gold	4
#18	17-ball	1
#106	1952 Mickey Mantle card	39
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#141	Amulet of Yendor	161
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#5	Bash-Ōs cereal	1,462
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#262	CRIMBCO scrip	1,337
#65	CSA discount card	206
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#5	Chroner cross	3
#8	Chroner trigger	2
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
🥈	Crimbomega drive chain	32
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1074	Crimboween memo	10
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#27	En Una Fila Tequila	3
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#11	Horsery contract	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#256	Instant Karma	38
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#10	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1,337
#30	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
🥇	Loathing Legion necktie	1
#85	Mad Train wine	1,337
#30	Martialest Arts trophy	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#107	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#15	PEEZ dispenser	1,337
#26	Pantsgiving	1
#13	Peek-a-Boo!	1
#16	Penultimate Fantasy chest	6,872
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#24	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	1
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#50	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	68
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	2
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	2
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	2
#48	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	2
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	2
#47	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	2
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#1163	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#67	Thwaitgold nit statuette	3
#258	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	7
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#345	Thwaitgold spider statuette	9
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#12	Valentine	13,158
#55	Warm Subject gift certificate	5,169
#157	Yummy Tummy bean	1,337
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
🥉	albatross necklace	185
#7	alien source code printout	64
#131	ancient vinyl coin purse	70
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#716	antique record album	2
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#28	arse-a'fire elixir	10
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#81	baby chest mimic	1
#6	baby killer bee	13,685
#56	baconstone	110
#18	bag of bones	37
#59	bag of foreign bribes	2
#7	banana peel	1,120
#506	bath ball gift set	10
#21	beautiful rainbow	11
#5	big red button	119
#231	black candy heart	51
#22	black gold	92
#157	black paisley oyster egg	27
#91	black pension check	142
#46	black plastic oyster egg	69
#222	black polka-dot oyster egg	24
#86	black striped oyster egg	38
#137	blank diary	1
#6	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2,622
#34	blood flower	520
🥈	blood-faced volleyball	14,329
#14	blue paisley oyster egg	174
#31	blue plastic oyster egg	241
#13	blue polka-dot oyster egg	302
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#15	blue striped oyster egg	266
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#15	bone chips	2,788
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#103	book of facts	1
#11	bottle of lighter fluid	729
#87	bottle of rum	1,337
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#191	bottled day	1
🥈	bottled swamp gas	869
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1911	box of sunshine	74
#79	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#247	briefcase	32
#28	bubblin' crude	1,337
#26	bubbly potion	646
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#115	can of V-11	4
#545	can of fake snow	1
#140	caustic slime nodule	2
#40	chaos popcorn	17
🥉	cheap plastic blowgun	2,112
#698	cheap toaster	3
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#29	cloudy potion	797
#234	collection of tiny spooky objects	7
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#126	commemorative war stein	656
#39	cornuthaum	254
#29	crazy bastard sword	1
🥈	creepy voice box	747
#52	cubic zirconia	85
#82	cursed monkey glove	1
#18	dark potion	1,142
#30	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#183	dense meat stack	4,680
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#13	detective school application	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#46	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
#1640	doll house	1
#102	dollar-sign bag	57
#1168	dollhive	3
#77	dream of a dog	1
#103	duct tape wallet	32
#1418	easter egg balloon	17
#18	effervescent potion	1,066
#132	effluvious emerald	12
#97	electric Kool-Aid	1
#5	elegant nightstick	329
#4	elevennis shoes	1
#5	elevent	1
#100	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	134
#429	empty blowgun	4
🥈	evil golden arches	31,038
#38	exclusive club	1
#1292	facsimile dictionary	4
#180	fancy seashell necklace	114
#8	fat bottom quark	1,355
#105	fat stacks of cash	222
#178	fat wallet	2
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#39	fez of etymology	11
#29	fizzy potion	705
#9	flaming pink shirt	1
🥈	flask flops	2,588
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#7	floral print shirt	60
#143	frozen Mob Penguin	15
#126	furry fur	1,337
#7	ghost key	481
#292	ghost pickle on a stick	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#179	glacial sapphire	4
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#5	glowing syringe	402
#67	gold tooth	10
🥉	gourmet gourami oil	489
#83	green candy heart	477
🥈	grisly shell fragment	1,589
#6	grody jug	1,597
#1248	grue egg	21
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#54	haiku katana	2
#158	half of a gold tooth	9
#44	hamethyst	118
#17	handful of bees	5
#602	handful of confetti	68
#46	handful of tips	39
#1210	heart of the volcano	3
#88	helmet turtle	1,337
#10	hot ashes	365
#19	hot wad	1,337
#114	huge gold coin	76
#18	hypnodisk	1
#14	ice sickle	2
#178	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,337
#57	ice-cold fotie	1,337
#10	imitation crab meat	1,337
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#22	incredibly dense meat gem	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#23	large box	1,018
#37	latte lovers club card	1
#147	lavender candy heart	240
#13	lavender paisley oyster egg	176
#22	lavender plastic oyster egg	111
#67	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	25
#30	lavender striped oyster egg	70
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#15	li'l orphan tot	1
#6	liquid smoke	685
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#14	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	5
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
#473	lump of diamond	3
#19	magic lamp	185
#85	magic whistle	54
🥉	mangled finger	1,550
#36	mariachi pants	1,337
#74	massive gemstone	64
#16	mauve paisley oyster egg	100
#13	mauve plastic oyster egg	228
#10	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	258
#15	mauve striped oyster egg	198
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#84	meat stack	1,640
#22	milky potion	998
#103	mind flayer corpse	201
🥉	mineapple	2,268
#56	mini kiwi egg	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#40	moveable feast	1
#49	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
#28	murky potion	962
#15	mutant cactus bud	3
#12	mutant fire ant egg	4
#14	mutant gila monster egg	3
#16	mutant rattlesnake egg	3
#33	navel ring of navel gazing	1
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#160	off-white paisley oyster egg	13
#6	off-white plastic oyster egg	1,053
#51	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	38
#28	off-white striped oyster egg	75
#88	old coin purse	297
#98	old leather wallet	195
#12	onion shurikens	1,337
#77	orange candy heart	816
#7	origami pasties	1
#117	original G	1,337
#50	oriole-feather headdress	24
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#5	oyster basket	6,007
#66	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	1
#41	packaged June cleaver	1
#33	packaged Pocket Professor	1
#70	packaged Roman Candelabra	1
#39	papaya	2,230
#19	party hat	1,337
#7	picky tweezers	6
#194	pile of gold coins	10
#85	pile of loose snow	2
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#93	pink candy heart	533
#14	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#161	plot hole	1,337
#21	porquoise	193
#14	portable Mayo Clinic	1
🥉	post-holiday sale coupon	1,106
#60	potted cactus	1,337
#22	potted tea tree	1
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#10	puce paisley oyster egg	135
#14	puce plastic oyster egg	223
#8	puce polka-dot oyster egg	400
#128	puce striped oyster egg	16
🥇	pygmy phone number	17,447
#598	radio button candy	1
#48	ravioli hat	1,337
#544	really dense meat stack	12
🥉	red box	10,652
#11	red paisley oyster egg	237
#33	red plastic oyster egg	75
#12	red polka-dot oyster egg	194
#24	red striped oyster egg	80
#11	red-hot medallion	1
#12	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	1
🥉	rhinestone cowboy shirt	891
#163	ring of aggravate monster	70
#25	rocky raccoon	5,187
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#192	royal jelly	93
#73	scroll of drastic healing	1,337
#210	set of jacks	1
#7	severed rocking horse head	40
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#34	shiny stones	497
#26	shortest-order cook	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#76	sleeping patriotic eagle	1
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#12	slow jam collection	157
#31	small box	520
#216	smiling rat	1
#308	smoky potion	46
#36	smut orc keepsake box	29
#19	snorkel	1,337
#236	snowball	1
#116	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1,337
#322	solid gold bowling ball	58
#14	space planula	1
🥇	space trooper helmet	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#50	spooky mushroom	1,337
🥇	spooky sound effects record	1,594
#14	spooky stick	1,337
#7	stinky cheese eye	1
#16	strange helix fossil	5
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#55	stuffed can of asparagus	1,337
#593	supportive bra	1
🥇	surgical tape	3,555
#23	sweet ninja sword	1,337
#30	swirly potion	616
#4	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	100
#18	tasket	286
🥇	time sleigh	1
#16	time-twitching toolbelt	1
#98	tin star	3
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#176	tiny house	1,337
#19	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	25
#6	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2,264
#21	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	3
#22	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	150
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#4	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2,387
#5	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2,127
#8	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	212
#6	tiny plastic Beebee King	375
#5	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	962
#6	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	36
#5	tiny plastic Big Candy	36
#6	tiny plastic Black Knight	2,239
#5	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1,254
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#5	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1,822
#13	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	88
#8	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	58
#21	tiny plastic Café Elf	4
🥉	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	18
#8	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	382
#23	tiny plastic Cheer Core	2
#7	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	5,831
#26	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	9
#21	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	75
#18	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	22
#6	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	11
#8	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	11
🥉	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	5,205
#20	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	337
🥉	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1,057
#10	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	10
#61	tiny plastic Crimbomega	2
#13	tiny plastic Crimbomination	23
#8	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	14
#36	tiny plastic Crimbot	3
#48	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	14
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#17	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	24
#26	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	2
#69	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	12
#19	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	3
#26	tiny plastic Father McGruber	75
#5	tiny plastic Felonia	1,762
#32	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	9
#5	tiny plastic G Imp	2,715
#21	tiny plastic GORM-8	10
#9	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	16
#21	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	26
#5	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2,298
#4	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2,826
#18	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	173
#8	tiny plastic Hellion	1,204
#5	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2,410
#17	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	30
#6	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	3
#27	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	7
#4	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1,746
#5	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2,386
#7	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	921
#5	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3,356
#5	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2,828
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#13	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	53
🥉	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	7
#17	tiny plastic MechaElf	11
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#4	tiny plastic Mirth	11
#153	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	6
#5	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	98
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#8	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	315
#5	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2,672
#6	tiny plastic Penny	11
#12	tiny plastic Professor What	3
#6	tiny plastic Protagonist	2,916
#402	tiny plastic Queen Bee	6
#4	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	459
#12	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	10
#99	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	36
#30	tiny plastic Scream Queen	17
#8	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	3
#5	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2,678
#4	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	4,248
#16	tiny plastic Susie	2
#8	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	12
🥉	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1,851
#4	tiny plastic The Man	1,099
#22	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	4
#29	tiny plastic Toybot	7
#7	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2,268
🥈	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1,493
#78	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	4
#7	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	165
#5	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2,731
#41	tiny plastic Your Brain	2
#4	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	97
#4	tiny plastic accordion thief	1,562
#18	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	7
#26	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	25
#9	tiny plastic angry bugbear	847
#8	tiny plastic angry goat	5,912
#32	tiny plastic angry space marine	110
#32	tiny plastic angry vikings	3
#5	tiny plastic anime smiley	2,954
#14	tiny plastic animelf	15
#4	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3,125
🥉	tiny plastic astronomer	3,187
#42	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	420
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#68	tiny plastic barrrnacle	188
#21	tiny plastic batbugbear	148
#6	tiny plastic beanbat	2,167
#7	tiny plastic bee swarm	485
#16	tiny plastic beebee gunners	156
#44	tiny plastic beebee queue	57
🥇	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1,564
#23	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	130
#11	tiny plastic blazing bat	275
#9	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5,550
#9	tiny plastic blooper	466
#5	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2,164
#6	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2,086
#19	tiny plastic bugaboo	158
#52	tiny plastic buzzerker	60
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#25	tiny plastic cavebugbear	133
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#72	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	9
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#17	tiny plastic cocoabo	1,645
#12	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2,789
#10	tiny plastic colollilossus	28
#6	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1,568
#6	tiny plastic cubist bull	2,116
#5	tiny plastic demoninja	2,733
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#5	tiny plastic disco bandit	1,301
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#5	tiny plastic drunk goat	2,398
#24	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	5
#57	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	12
🥈	tiny plastic fax machine	249
#7	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	856
#4	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2,819
#7	tiny plastic fire servant	265
#14	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	865
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#18	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	3
#5	tiny plastic fruit golem	2,367
#7	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4,958
#11	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2,860
#9	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5,896
#6	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2,675
#36	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	20
#23	tiny plastic golden gundam	1,226
#6	tiny plastic goth giant	2,894
#9	tiny plastic grue	4,999
#9	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	874
#5	tiny plastic hermit	649
🥈	tiny plastic hobo elf	372
#9	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5,017
#49	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	56
#6	tiny plastic killer bee	8,551
#5	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2,700
#7	tiny plastic leprechaun	4,375
#7	tiny plastic levitating potato	5,352
#4	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2,276
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#25	tiny plastic mime executive	4
#25	tiny plastic mime functionary	4
#22	tiny plastic mime scientist	4
#27	tiny plastic mime soldier	4
#42	tiny plastic moneybee	64
#9	tiny plastic mosquito	5,445
#6	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	11
#69	tiny plastic mumblebee	47
#60	tiny plastic mutant elf	12
#5	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2,490
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#10	tiny plastic orphan	11
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#34	tiny plastic pastamancer	63
#97	tiny plastic peacannon	20
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#17	tiny plastic protector spectre	2
#24	tiny plastic reindeer	3
#9	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5,512
#8	tiny plastic sauceror	450
#4	tiny plastic scary clown	2,343
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#6	tiny plastic seal clubber	720
#20	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	5
#5	tiny plastic senile lihc	2,603
#35	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	18
#6	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2,670
#482	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5
#5	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2,727
#8	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	7,519
#7	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2,271
#8	tiny plastic stab bat	5,028
#7	tiny plastic star starfish	4,823
#16	tiny plastic stocking mimic	20
#73	tiny plastic strand of DNA	9
#4	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5,766
#6	tiny plastic taco cat	2,786
#31	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	8
#11	tiny plastic the Free Man	119
#4	tiny plastic topiary golem	4,234
#6	tiny plastic trollipop	63
#8	tiny plastic turtle tamer	728
#8	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1,952
#25	tiny plastic warbear	9
#45	tiny plastic warbear fortress	4
#9	tiny plastic warwelf	346
#4	tiny plastic whitesnake	2,506
#28	tiny plastic wild beaver	2
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#8	tiny plastic zmobie	900
#17	tisket	286
#3157	toast	1
#75	tortoise's blessing	92
#993	towel	6
#478	tree skirt	1
#7	tropical paperweight	61
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#211	twinkly wad	1,337
#25	twitching space egg	1
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#34	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
🥇	unrequired jacket	2,560
🥈	unsanitized scalpel	210
🥈	unused walkie-talkie	2,728
#237	valuable trinket	378
#4	volleyball	13,981
#134	vorpal blade	76
#25	voter registration form	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#24	wax lips	1
#86	white candy heart	620
#84	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#55	yellow candy heart	1,419
#30	yellow paisley oyster egg	85
#11	yellow plastic oyster egg	391
#15	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	103
#14	yellow puck	1
#29	yellow striped oyster egg	78
#34	zombie dinosaur egg	4
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 523,473 items total!

what items are this player missing?