| #50 | 1-ball | 174 |
| #112 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 33 |
| #58 | 2-ball | 153 |
| #47 | 3-ball | 200 |
| #96 | 30669 scroll | 112 |
| #137 | 33398 scroll | 177 |
| #53 | 334 scroll | 129 |
| #71 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 78 |
| #53 | 4-ball | 182 |
| #321 | 4-dimensional guitar | 3 |
| #50 | 5-ball | 166 |
| #52 | 6-ball | 177 |
| #319 | 668 scroll | 2 |
| #52 | 7-ball | 206 |
| #63 | 8-ball | 920 |
| #250 | 9-ball | 4 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 6 |
| #167 | Amulet of Yendor | 139 |
| #30 | Ancient Saucehelm | 30 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #247 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 41 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #116 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #27 | Chinese curse words | 14 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 137 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #120 | Colander of Em-er'il | 12 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #22 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #63 | Cookbook of the Damned | 8 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1239 | Crimbuck | 369 |
| #11 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1,377 |
| #20 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 35 |
| #23 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 12 |
| #13 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 122 |
| #14 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 71 |
| #20 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 36 |
| #18 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 61 |
| #21 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 16 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #197 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
| #108 | Disco Banjo | 5 |
| #16 | Dolphin King's crown | 469 |
| #12 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 534 |
| #110 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 66 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #222 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 2 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #165 | Elder Turtle Shell | 11 |
| #87 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 45 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #109 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 133 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 116 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #112 | Heimandatz's heart | 11 |
| #26 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #27 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #821 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #101 | Microplushie: Bropane | 123 |
| #141 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 31 |
| #92 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 60 |
| #75 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 33 |
| #115 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 90 |
| #119 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 123 |
| #79 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 16 |
| #108 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 64 |
| #101 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 153 |
| #120 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 74 |
| #90 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 117 |
| #1331 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #62 | Mr. Haggis | 81 |
| #87 | My First Art of War | 8 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #108 | Necrotelicomnicon | 7 |
| #646 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 7 |
| #214 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 5 |
| #143 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 11 |
| #200 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 6 |
| #96 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 10 |
| #71 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 13 |
| #121 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 7 |
| #141 | O'RLY manual | 7 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #15 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 3 |
| #18 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 2 |
| #13 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 4 |
| #23 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #17 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 2 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #12 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 5 |
| #16 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 3 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #41 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 24 |
| #19 | Scorpion Bowl | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #26 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #92 | Sinful Desires | 8 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #44 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 2 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #6 | Space Baby children's book | 25 |
| #29 | Spacegate Research | 1,168 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 2 |
| #67 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 18 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #20 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 16 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #19 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 15 |
| #14 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 24 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #416 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #22 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #98 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 37 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 257 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #55 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #375 | Wand of Nagamar | 14 |
| #153 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,269 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #37 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 2 |
| #33 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 2 |
| #14 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #57 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 55 |
| #57 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 56 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #120 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 10 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #57 | a butt tuba | 36 |
| #20 | acoustic guitarrr | 301 |
| #130 | actual reality goggles | 11 |
| #185 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| #98 | airblaster gun | 24 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #608 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 14 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #297 | asparagus knife | 25 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #10 | awful poetry journal | 82,757 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #390 | baby killer bee | 26 |
| #527 | baconstone | 15 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #249 | bag of airline peanuts | 114 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #664 | barrrnacle | 21 |
| #87 | beer-battered accordion | 3 |
| #85 | bejeweled accordion strap | 3 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #130 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #96 | bone rattle | 32 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #221 | brick | 175 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #254 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 24 |
| #154 | clown hammer | 179 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #45 | compounded experience | 10 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #127 | confusing LED clock | 49 |
| #80 | crazy hobo notebook | 12 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #135 | cymbal syrup | 108 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #60 | dance card | 54 |
| #242 | dead guy's watch | 33 |
| #162 | defective skull | 148 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #267 | disturbing fanfic | 656 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #159 | donkey flipbook | 5 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #4 | drab sonata | 10,460 |
| 🥈 | dropped scrap of paper | 23 |
| #466 | drywall axe | 28 |
| #89 | dusty animal cranium | 4 |
| #143 | dusty animal jawbone | 2 |
| #108 | dusty animal pelvis | 4 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #71 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 6 |
| #152 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #65 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 6 |
| #42 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 8 |
| #86 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 5 |
| #54 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 7 |
| #70 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 6 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #50 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 7 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #180 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #102 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 4 |
| #97 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #77 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 5 |
| #82 | dusty left clavicle | 5 |
| #126 | dusty left eighth rib | 3 |
| #85 | dusty left eleventh rib | 5 |
| #83 | dusty left femur | 5 |
| #105 | dusty left fibula | 4 |
| #87 | dusty left fifth rib | 5 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #109 | dusty left first rear claw | 4 |
| #64 | dusty left first rib | 6 |
| #60 | dusty left fourth front claw | 6 |
| #62 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 6 |
| #39 | dusty left fourth rib | 9 |
| #115 | dusty left humerus | 4 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #64 | dusty left ninth rib | 6 |
| #65 | dusty left second front claw | 6 |
| #108 | dusty left second rear claw | 4 |
| #76 | dusty left second rib | 6 |
| #83 | dusty left seventh rib | 5 |
| #140 | dusty left sixth rib | 3 |
| #46 | dusty left tenth rib | 8 |
| #174 | dusty left third front claw | 2 |
| #143 | dusty left third rear claw | 3 |
| #144 | dusty left third rib | 3 |
| #192 | dusty left thumb | 2 |
| #46 | dusty left tibia | 8 |
| #119 | dusty left twelfth rib | 4 |
| #143 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #130 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #126 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #52 | dusty right clavicle | 7 |
| #51 | dusty right eighth rib | 8 |
| #138 | dusty right eleventh rib | 3 |
| #60 | dusty right femur | 6 |
| #103 | dusty right fibula | 4 |
| #76 | dusty right fifth rib | 5 |
| #61 | dusty right first front claw | 6 |
| #105 | dusty right first rear claw | 4 |
| #182 | dusty right first rib | 2 |
| #124 | dusty right fourth front claw | 3 |
| #106 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 4 |
| #71 | dusty right fourth rib | 6 |
| #70 | dusty right humerus | 6 |
| #196 | dusty right kneecap | 2 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #186 | dusty right scapula | 2 |
| #181 | dusty right second front claw | 2 |
| #139 | dusty right second rear claw | 3 |
| #143 | dusty right second rib | 3 |
| #62 | dusty right seventh rib | 6 |
| #187 | dusty right sixth rib | 2 |
| #137 | dusty right tenth rib | 3 |
| #203 | dusty right third front claw | 2 |
| #145 | dusty right third rear claw | 3 |
| #186 | dusty right third rib | 2 |
| #150 | dusty right thumb | 3 |
| #81 | dusty right tibia | 5 |
| #98 | dusty right twelfth rib | 4 |
| #110 | dusty right ulna | 4 |
| #196 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 2 |
| #190 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #105 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 4 |
| #63 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 6 |
| #185 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #107 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #100 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 4 |
| #79 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 5 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #82 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 5 |
| #140 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #71 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 5 |
| #198 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #191 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #537 | dwarf bread | 7 |
| #320 | dwarvish magazine | 3 |
| #1242 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #141 | encoder ring | 130 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #55 | exploding cigar | 1 |
| #135 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 184 |
| #176 | fake fake vomit | 169 |
| #129 | fake hand | 190 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #204 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #74 | ghost of a necklace | 85 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #500 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #657 | giant pinky ring | 22 |
| #19 | gingerbread restraining order | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #284 | green beer | 51 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #1020 | grue egg | 26 |
| #50 | haggis socks | 142 |
| #94 | haggis-infused soap | 61 |
| #61 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 118 |
| #538 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #170 | heart-shaped balloon | 100 |
| #76 | heavy leather-bound tome | 3 |
| #16 | heavy metal sonata | 129 |
| #16 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 247 |
| #73 | hermit factoid | 5 |
| #41 | hermit permit | 156 |
| #43 | home robotics kit | 114 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #38 | hovering sombrero | 11 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #154 | jazz soap | 171 |
| #123 | joybuzzer | 196 |
| 🥇 | kickback cookbook | 233 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #107 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 25 |
| #306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #235 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #50 | lavender striped oyster egg | 30 |
| #47 | leaflet | 59 |
| #70 | little black book | 9 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #289 | loaded serum blowgun | 14 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #171 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 161 |
| #319 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 5 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #421 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #302 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #335 | magical pony: Uniquity | 4 |
| #58 | magicberry tablets | 114 |
| #53 | magnetic sculpture kit | 59 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #90 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 24 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | meatsmithing guide | 41,002 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #124 | mood ring | 113 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #239 | mushroom fermenting solution | 31 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #346 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #162 | old school calculator watch | 5 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #94 | page of the Necrohobocon | 21 |
| #181 | pail | 71 |
| #17 | pants of the Slug Lord | 119 |
| #269 | papaya slung | 6 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #175 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 143 |
| #138 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 184 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #65 | pile of useless robot parts | 20 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #168 | plastic guitar | 15 |
| #45 | pocket wish | 63 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #59 | ponytail clip | 1 |
| #77 | pool cue | 114 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #153 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #8 | puce striped oyster egg | 235 |
| #148 | pygmy papers | 8 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 2 |
| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #38 | red book | 16 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #88 | red striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #936 | rubber emo roe | 27 |
| #143 | salty slug | 12 |
| #73 | scorpion whip | 25 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #26 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 197 |
| #51 | scroll of drastic healing | 2,104 |
| #437 | scroll of pasta summoning | 28 |
| #169 | sensitive poetry journal | 3 |
| #413 | shiny ring | 62 |
| #42 | short writ of habeas corpus | 17 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #48 | silent H | 4 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #124 | silent P | 4 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #94 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #395 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #298 | spooky eyeliner | 9 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #217 | spooky lipstick | 11 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #123 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #51 | star chart | 518 |
| #383 | stick of "gum" | 5 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1073 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 39 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1048 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #401 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 18 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2383 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #1278 | stuffed key | 28 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #694 | stuffed martini | 11 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1446 | stuffed mink | 25 |
| #1196 | stuffed monocle | 35 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1076 | stuffed teddy butler | 41 |
| #1162 | stuffed tin of caviar | 37 |
| #1127 | stuffed treasure chest | 37 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #105 | tambourine | 7 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8 | tiny baby scorpion | 4 |
| #42 | tiny barrel | 44 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 7 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 8 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 2 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #137 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 104 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic mime executive | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 3 |
| #22 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 4 |
| #28 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 3 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic orphan | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic reindeer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #28 | triad summoning scroll | 21 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #169 | turtle totem | 391 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #120 | very overdue library book | 5 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #160 | whoopie cushion | 173 |
| #159 | wind-up chattering teeth | 169 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #12 | woimbook | 7 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #170 | x-ray specs | 130 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #555 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | yellow snowcone | 199 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #56 | zombie hollandaise | 39 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |