| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 2 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #20 | Adventurer bobblehead | 7 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1077 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #454 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1418 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #134 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #478 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 61 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 10 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #59 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 2 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's skull | 4 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #348 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #474 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1089 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #988 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #273 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #141 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #47 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 2 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 13 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 12 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #773 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #57 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #702 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #55 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 18 |
| #705 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #808 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 14 |
| #140 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #236 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #366 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #68 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #51 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #135 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #10 | cinnamon machine oil | 1,594 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #31 | das boot | 5 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #163 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #330 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #1154 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #219 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #29 | executive mime flask | 40 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #120 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #56 | frozen seal spine | 2 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #81 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #85 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #89 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #84 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #24 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #20 | gingerservo | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #139 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #28 | hand-carved bokken | 4 |
| #22 | hand-carved bow | 2 |
| #26 | hand-carved staff | 3 |
| #148 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #189 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| 🥉 | hourglass | 1 |
| #129 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #48 | infernal toilet brush | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #9 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 911 |
| #6 | magical pony: Pearjack | 893 |
| #9 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 880 |
| #7 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 917 |
| #10 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 940 |
| #7 | magical pony: Uniquity | 976 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #45 | meteorb | 1 |
| #54 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #56 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #181 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #109 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #1516 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1864 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #84 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #146 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #90 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #10 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | primitive alien blowgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | primitive alien loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | primitive alien necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | primitive alien spear | 1 |
| 🥈 | primitive alien totem | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #121 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #132 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #127 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #129 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #81 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | record of menacing silence (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | recovered cufflinks | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #98 | replica bat-oomerang | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #149 | salmagumdi | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #126 | smoldering bagel punch | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #37 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #44 | spearfish fishing spear | 1 |
| #3301 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #141 | standards and practices guide | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #138 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3078 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3118 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3114 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #93 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #102 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #38 | waders | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #200 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |