Museum :: Minute Man

Minute Man

Rank	Item	Quantity
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#33	Beach Buck	301
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2380	Crimbuck	11
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#909	FDKOL commendation	3
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#6	Game Grid ticket	5,682
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#92	PB&BP	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#372	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	11
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#105	badass pie	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#377	bird rib	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#137	blank diary	1
#316	blind-packed capsule toy	12
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#429	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#501	breaded beer	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#164	can of starch	1
#96	candied bolts	8
#622	candied nuts	2
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#235	charming flute	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#157	club sandwich	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#56	coffee pixie stick	1
#311	corned-beef Reuben	1
#138	cracker	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#167	delicious stinkbug	1
#437	dented harmonica	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#207	devilish folio	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#114	dollar-sign bag	43
#813	drab sonata	1
#763	drum machine	1
#45	dueling banjo	1
#136	eagle feather	1
#136	eagle's milk	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#365	electrical thingamabob	9
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#691	elven cellocello	26
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#2229	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#50	exotic parrot egg	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#29	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#737	fetid feather	1
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#905	figurine of a cold seal	1
#503	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#769	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#585	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#640	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#203	filthy lucre	152
#299	finger cymbals	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#778	forbidden sausage	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#47	glimmering buzzard feather	1
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#46	glimmering penguin feather	1
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#167	golden twig	1
#115	green eggnog	1
#100	green hamhock	1
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#324	half-sized guitar	1
🥇	hand of Mr. Cards	1
#682	handful of confetti	60
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#744	herringcello	24
#313	hippy bongo	1
#626	hobo nickel	270
#236	honey-dew	1
#38	house of twigs and spit	1
#114	huge gold coin	76
#164	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
#140	incredible pizza	1
#356	infernal fife	1
#150	ingot of seal-iron	1
#304	interesting-looking twig	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#8	jar of psychoses (Jick)	15
#734	jawbruiser	4
#41	jingle bell	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#368	knob bugle	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#420	licorice garrote	5
#510	live wire	2
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#341	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#325	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#30	lunar isotope	6,349
#2077	mafia aria	1
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#180	massive sitar	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#109	mole molé	1
#1339	motivational poster	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#647	night-vision goggles	3
#225	not-a-pipe	1
#300	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#471	ocarina of space	1
#93	oily boid	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#190	out-of-tune biwa	1
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#926	pack of pogs	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#181	pebblebräu	1
#1054	penguin focaccia bread	18
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#147	petit 4.1	5
#1171	phonics down	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#375	plastic ingot	4
#262	plump juicy grub	1
#269	pocket theremin	1
#413	pocketwatch on a chain	7
#1087	poison pen	1
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#132	powdered candy sushi set	7
#266	pumpkin beer	1
#845	quantum taco	1
#103	ravenous eye	1
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#123	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#126	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#139	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
#121	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#108	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#118	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
#144	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#145	red book	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#856	ridiculous sandwich	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#108	rocky road ice cream	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#446	sand dollar	1
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#161	scrumptious ice ant	1
🥇	seal medal	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#124	secret from the future	1
#362	shiny stones	1
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#258	smudged alchemical recipe	1
#488	soy cordial	1
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
🥈	speed limit shield	1
🥈	spirit bell	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#1825	stolen accordion	1
#273	stone banjo	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#3139	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#8937	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8942	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#3116	stuffed Meat	1
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
#8973	stuffed astral badger	1
#8948	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#1874	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8970	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#2683	stuffed key	1
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#8911	stuffed mind flayer	1
#3073	stuffed mink	1
#3113	stuffed monocle	1
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#8940	stuffed scary death orb	1
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#8961	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#3136	stuffed teddy butler	1
#3107	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#2706	stuffed treasure chest	1
#8890	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#735	sweet mochi ball	6
#109	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#351	tambourine	1
#149	tasty louse	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
#1484	thin black candle	3
#928	throwing wrench	5
#102	tiny bust of Pallas	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#2304	unstable DNA	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 13,811 items total!

what items are this player missing?