| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #816 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #12 | Imp Ale | 28,360 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #370 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #42 | chrome sword hilt | 7 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #61 | clockwork key | 20 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #27 | flaming crutch | 1,022 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #195 | flange | 15 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #835 | green beer | 11 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #863 | pail | 9 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #47 | pile of candy | 160 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #184 | scroll of drastic healing | 540 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #805 | shiny ring | 30 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #265 | valuable trinket | 340 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |