Museum :: Nikikins

Nikikins

Rank	Item	Quantity
#325	"DRINK ME" potion	41
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#101	4-d camera	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#361	A. W. O. L. commendation	16
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#449	Angry Farmer candy	200
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#432	BRICKO brick	6
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#336	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#157	BitterSweetTarts	5
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1251	CRIMBCO scrip	25
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2428	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#570	Chroner	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#141	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	5
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1487	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#433	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#313	Crimbo candied pecan	40
#446	Crimbo fudge	25
#403	Crimbo peppermint bark	27
#157	Crimbo pie	20
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2215	Crimbuck	20
#347	D roll	1
#196	DNOTC Box	2
#826	Daffy Taffy	32
#1540	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#107	Divine	10
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#1382	Dyspepsi-Cola	14
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#770	FDKOL commendation	12
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#586	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	7
#104	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	9
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#284	Friendliness Beverage	1
#214	Frogade	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#606	Gaia beads	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#593	Gnollish pie server	1
#330	Gnollish pie tin	10
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#232	Gnollish toolbox	22
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#65	Gummi-DNA	37
#32	Gummi-Gnauga	258
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#100	Hatorade	2
#149	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#72	Hell broth	6
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#386	Hollandaise helmet	3
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#1493	Imp Ale	12
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#854	Jack-in-the-box	4
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#404	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#350	Knob Goblin spatula	17
#375	Knob Goblin tongs	29
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#66	Knob mushroom	298
#238	Knob nuts	1
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#87	Knob stuffed shells	29
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#72	Knoll mushroom	215
#234	Knoll shroomkabob	6
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#447	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	5
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#794	M-242	6
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#650	Mad Train wine	102
#158	Manetwich	5
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#695	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#552	Mountain Stream soda	18
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1892	Mr. Mediocrebar	11
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#531	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#188	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	3
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#146	Piddles	5
#127	Polka Pop	5
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#726	Ram's Face Lager	6
#325	Red Rover BB gun	11
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#102	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1617	Rock Pops	18
#648	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#789	Schrödinger's thermos	6
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#334	Spam Witch sammich	107
#438	Spooky Surprise Egg	24
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#92	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#745	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
#950	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#102	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#243	Tiger-lily's milk	3
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#792	Trollhouse cookies	13
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#920	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#202	Valentine	174
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#245	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1836	Yummy Tummy bean	50
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#103	abandoned candy	17
#800	acid-squirting flower	2
#1005	acoustic guitarrr	1
#194	adder	1
#566	all-purpose cleaner	3
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#408	alphabet gum	3
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#634	anniversary gift box	6
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#485	armgun	1
#134	around the world	25
#215	arrowgram	2
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#742	asbestos ore	5
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#786	awful poetry journal	58
#117	bätzle	15
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#1853	baby killer bee	1
#2453	baconstone	1
#262	baconstone ring	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#1217	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#497	balloon monkey	3
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#150	banjo strings	2
#1234	bar skin	1
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1193	barrrnacle	7
#49	bartender skull	1
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#568	baseball	5
#231	bat haggis	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#33	bat wing stir-fry	16
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1174	batgut	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#343	beach glass bead	10
#153	beach glass necklace	3
#159	bean burrito	6
#282	beanbag chair	1
#184	beefy fish meat	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#547	bejeweled cufflinks	6
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#93	big glob of skin	2
#76	big stirring stick	1
#448	bilge wine	19
#701	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#398	black & tan	3
#474	black pepper	2
#380	black picnic basket	2
#1047	black pixel	1
#466	black pudding	3
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#613	black snake skin	4
#155	black velvet box	3
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#690	blackberry	4
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#319	blood-faced volleyball	1
#123	bloody mary	20
#1103	blue pixel	6
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#945	bone chips	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#173	book of matches	1
#500	booty chest charrrm	6
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#204	boring spaghetti	2
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#379	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#775	bottle of gin	10
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#404	bottle of popskull	4
#759	bottle of rum	30
#273	bottle of sake	2
#548	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#447	bottle of tequila	47
#584	bottle of vodka	18
#543	bottle of whiskey	48
#543	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#234	boulder	8
#266	bouquet of circular saw blades	5
#1036	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#133	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#7461	box of sunshine	1
#675	boxed wine	16
#176	boxing glove	2
#246	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#183	breakfast mess	2
#1366	brick	15
#1222	brine	3
#128	briny vinegar	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1269	broken skull	1
#267	bronzed locust	8
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#250	bucket of honey	4
#1274	buckyball	2
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#401	can of maces	2
#733	can of spinach	2
#164	can of starch	1
#2976	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1439	candied yams	5
#4790	candy cane	1
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#460	candy knuckles	5
#465	cannonball charrrm	8
#536	canopic jar	2
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#439	carbonated water lily	5
#608	cardboard ore	1
#146	caret	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#269	carob chunk cookies	9
#180	carob chunk noodles	11
#219	carob chunks	34
#245	casino pass	13
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#819	catgut	1
#215	catgut taco	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#691	centipede eggs	1
#267	chakra sludge	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#293	cheap cigar butt	5
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#171	cheap wind-up clock	4
#128	cheer extractor	1
#688	chef's hat	6
#126	chef-in-the-box	3
#273	cherry pie	1
#582	chewing gum on a string	6
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#72	chintzy noodle ring	19
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#233	chocolate bath ball	4
#98	chocolate-covered caviar	2
#390	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	4
#428	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3
#332	chocolate-frosted king cake	6
#823	chopsticks	1
#249	chorizo brownies	8
#281	chorizo taco	14
#686	chrome ore	4
#325	clay peace-sign bead	10
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#2493	club necklace	2
#27	coal paperweight	1
#145	cob of corn	3
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1227	cocoa egg	1
#311	cocoa eggshell fragment	233
#956	coconut shell	6
#249	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#150	cold water bottle	1
#99	cold-filtered water	2
#15	collection of tiny spooky objects	140
#507	colorful plastic ball	10
#716	comfy coffin	1
#884	commemorative war stein	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#41	cool mushroom	63
#170	cool mushroom casserole	1
#644	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#243	corn holder	5
#569	corncob pipe	1
#790	corpse on the beach	6
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#880	cranberries	7
#126	crayon shavings	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#434	cream pie	1
#249	cream stout	12
#336	creamsicle	6
#80	creepy voodoo doll	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#456	cruelty-free wine	2
#165	crusty hula hoop	2
#260	crystallized memory	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#455	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#198	cursed piece of thirteen	5
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#649	daisy	2
#585	dance card	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#180	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#335	decaying goldfish liver	13
#538	decorative fountain	5
#445	dehydrated caviar	6
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#179	delicious noodles	16
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#438	dented harmonica	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#551	desiccated apricot	4
#740	designer handbag	3
🥇	detour shield	1
#1958	diamond necklace	3
#384	digital key lime pie	1
#1520	dill	2
#1476	disassembled clover	2
#361	disco ball	109
#672	disco mask	30
#467	disembodied brain	5
#343	dishrag	1
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#477	disturbing fanfic	236
#549	divine blowout	1
#1609	dollhive	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#218	dragon snaps	5
#782	dried face	1
#241	droll monocle	1
#430	drop of water-37	2
#764	drum machine	1
#187	drum of tommy ammo	1
#99	dry noodles	2,005
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#186	duct tape wallet	5
#38	dungeon dragon chest	1
#471	dusty bottle of Marsala	24
#446	dusty bottle of Merlot	30
#461	dusty bottle of Muscat	24
#466	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	26
#499	dusty bottle of Port	24
#534	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	17
#1068	dwarf bread	2
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#4234	easter egg balloon	2
#87	eel sauce	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#134	eggman noodles	1
#172	elephant stinger	2
#1262	elven cellocello	16
#1397	elven socks	1
#1015	elven suicide capsule	19
#584	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	13
#1305	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#208	enchanted bean burrito	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#84	essential cameraderie	1
#679	evil golden arch	5
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#190	exotic jungle fruit	1
#1943	facsimile dictionary	1
#298	fairy gravy boat	3
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#652	fancy bath salts	6
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#598	fancy opera glasses	5
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#571	fancy seashell necklace	1
#133	fat bottom quark	16
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#347	festive sausage	6
#413	fetid feather	14
#388	fiery wing	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#556	fish-liver oil	2
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#508	flaming feather	11
#44	flaming mushroom	74
#323	flaming mushroom wine	1
#827	flaregun	2
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#517	flirtatious feather	6
#151	floaty gravel	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#83	floorboard cruft	15
#274	flower petal pie	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#430	foie gras	1
#382	fortune cookie	2
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#767	fossilized limb	1
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#701	fossilized spike	1
#563	fossilized spine	1
#711	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#283	fricasseed brains	3
#432	frightful feather	13
#742	frigid fudgepuck	1
#502	frigid mote	1
#577	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#708	frozen banquet	1
#544	frozen feather	8
#50	frozen mushroom	77
#197	fudge cube	1
#1325	fudgecule	5
#650	funky dried mushroom	3
#379	furniture dolly	3
#202	future drug: Coolscaline	1
#196	future drug: Smartinex	1
#3222	fuzzy dice	2
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#661	gas balloon	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#1781	ghost cucumber	2
#591	ghost of a necklace	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#215	ghuol egg quiche	9
#490	ghuol guolash	11
#256	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#100	giant book of ancient carols	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#774	giant designer sunglasses	3
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1645	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#140	giant green gummi bear	1
#174	giant green gummi ingot	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#137	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#134	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#119	gimlet	8
#3941	gingerbread bugbear	1
#568	glass of goat's milk	8
#183	glistening fish meat	2
#191	glittery mascara	5
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#160	gloomy black mushroom	24
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#394	goat	1
#601	goat cheese	10
#948	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#1799	golden ring	39
#2189	googly eye	2
#526	grapefruit	5
#722	grapes	2
#80	graveyard snowglobe	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#516	green balloon	3
#557	green beer	22
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#1011	green gummi ingot	1
#282	grog	5
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#5341	grue egg	1
#735	grue egg omelette	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#436	guano coffee cup	2
#870	guitar pick	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#655	hair spray	1
#261	half-baked potion	1
#26	half-height unicycle	1
#4017	handful of confetti	3
#544	handful of moss	2
#510	handful of sawdust	3
#647	happiness	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1678	heart of the volcano	1
#402	heart-shaped balloon	17
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#453	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#373	henna tattoo	1
#203	herb brownies	167
#911	herbal stuffing	8
#234	herbs	150
#605	hermit permit	1
#1080	herringcello	18
#527	hill of beans	20
#197	hippy bongo	4
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#577	hippy protest button	1
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🥇	yield shield	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#476	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 13,998 items total!

what items are this player missing?