| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #37 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #78 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 12 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #2036 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #287 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 9 |
| #72 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 12 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #89 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 8 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #80 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 7 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1922 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #265 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1991 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #58 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 7 |
| #60 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 7 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #688 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #588 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #1461 | Crimbuck | 207 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #780 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #260 | Dolphin King's crown | 18 |
| #282 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 13 |
| #881 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #290 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #204 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 2 |
| #154 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 2 |
| #127 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 3 |
| #114 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 4 |
| #130 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #229 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 3 |
| #191 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 4 |
| #180 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #307 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #55 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 7 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #210 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 22 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #63 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #258 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #936 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #882 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #250 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #261 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #79 | Let Me Be! | 11 |
| #2324 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #244 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 234 |
| #71 | Maxing, Relaxing | 9 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #235 | NPZR chemistry set | 20 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #337 | Silver Bullet beer | 6 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #561 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #224 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #42 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #213 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #271 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #100 | Travels with Jerry | 8 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #364 | Typical Tavern swill | 11 |
| #296 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #479 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #432 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1156 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #545 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #91 | antique painting of a landscape | 9 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #457 | antique record album | 5 |
| #152 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #942 | baconstone | 8 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #363 | banana peel | 9 |
| #565 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #956 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #566 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| #243 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #462 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #228 | black-and-blue light | 266 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #152 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #228 | blue plasma ball | 269 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #791 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 11 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1279 | candied yams | 6 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #3619 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #147 | caret | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #86 | chef's hat | 172 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1148 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #662 | coconut shell | 26 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #360 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #220 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 8 |
| #268 | colorful plastic ball | 101 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #952 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #237 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 6 |
| #347 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #173 | cursed cannonball | 9 |
| #245 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #293 | cursed sea biscuit | 4 |
| #233 | cursed voodoo skull | 5 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #217 | denim axe | 2 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1154 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #871 | disco ball | 20 |
| #672 | disco mask | 30 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #764 | drum machine | 1 |
| #698 | drywall axe | 16 |
| #110 | dubious peppermint | 2 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #948 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #51 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #657 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #515 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #384 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #54 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 8 |
| #63 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 18 |
| #323 | figurine of a sleek seal | 7 |
| #113 | figurine of a slippery seal | 16 |
| #297 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #132 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 10 |
| #45 | figurine of an armored seal | 10 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #206 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #226 | foam dart | 244 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #726 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #661 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #592 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #202 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #707 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #188 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #109 | fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #324 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #547 | giant pinky ring | 27 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #2300 | golden ring | 23 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1191 | grue egg | 22 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #748 | handful of confetti | 56 |
| #969 | handful of hand chalk | 7 |
| #483 | handful of moss | 3 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #305 | handful of nuts and berries | 4 |
| #286 | handful of pine needles | 11 |
| #289 | handful of sand | 59 |
| #146 | handful of sawdust | 64 |
| #138 | handful of walnuts | 32 |
| #640 | heart necklace | 11 |
| #524 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #714 | helmet turtle | 41 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #588 | hot date | 2 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #332 | hot powder | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1288 | hot wing | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #616 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #2168 | killing feather | 12 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #210 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1454 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #236 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #240 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #326 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #320 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #518 | lucky rabbit's foot | 13 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #238 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #72 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #457 | mariachi pants | 32 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | milky potion | 1 |
| #874 | monomolecular yo-yo | 35 |
| #311 | mummy costume | 21 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #908 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #846 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #256 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #178 | packet of beer nuts | 3 |
| #394 | pants of the Slug Lord | 10 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #703 | pasta spoon | 22 |
| #75 | pat-a-cake pendant | 15 |
| #265 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #250 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #451 | personalized coffee mug | 121 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #417 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #151 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #225 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #869 | porquoise | 8 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #332 | pumpkinhead mask | 21 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #490 | ravioli hat | 43 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1975 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #189 | roll of Hob-Os | 2 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
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| #771 | shingle | 1 |
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| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #439 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
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| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
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| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
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| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
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| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
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| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1442 | stuffed Meat | 26 |
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| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
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| #43 | sugar shillelagh | 4 |
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| #92 | sugar shorts | 4 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1211 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
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| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
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| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
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| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
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| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
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| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
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| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
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| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #46 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 6 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
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| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
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| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2410 | valuable trinket | 1 |
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| #243 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 41 |
| #101 | viking helmet | 164 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
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| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1106 | white lightning | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |
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| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
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| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |