Museum :: Devious Dave

Devious Dave

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1435	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1424	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#1471	4-ball	1
#1432	5-ball	1
#1422	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#3372	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#177	Cloaca grenade	98
#45	Cloaca-Cola	1,044
#36	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	78
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#130	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	25
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#1847	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#98	Crimbo stocking	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#4246	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#312	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#981	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#2737	Drowsy Sword	1
#157	Dyspepsi grenade	87
#189	Dyspepsi-Cola	413
#129	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	22
#44	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	99
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#39	Ent cider	516
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#578	Gnollish pie tin	2
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#680	Gnollish toolbox	1
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#350	Imp Ale	547
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#994	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1005	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#632	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#1199	M-242	1
#1757	Mad Train wine	1
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#481	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#720	Meleegra™ pills	7
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#622	Mob Penguin cellular phone	28
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#157	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#145	Now and Earlier	36
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#791	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#784	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#778	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#938	Ram's Face Lager	1
#934	Rock Pops	52
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1317	Senior Mints	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#666	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#1028	Time Juice	6
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#711	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2403	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#236	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#429	White Citadel fries	1
#1629	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
🥉	Yeti Protest Sign	2
#396	Yummy Tummy bean	511
#705	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#820	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#952	amulet of extreme plot significance	5
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#2225	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#2608	anniversary gift box	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#632	ant agonist	1
#268	ant hoe	1
#415	anti-anti-antidote	2
#1063	anticheese	1
#885	antique greaves	1
#894	antique helmet	1
#904	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#614	asbestos ore	8
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1078	asparagus knife	1
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#306	aspirin	3
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1923	awful poetry journal	1
#357	bätzle	1
#1841	baby killer bee	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7433	badass belt	1
#133	badger badge	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#545	balaclava baklava	2
#269	ball	24
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#310	balloon sword	1
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#217	banjo strings	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#1792	barrrnacle	2
#185	barskin tent	1
#50	bartender skull	1
#198	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#901	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#143	basic meat sword	1
#941	bat guano	1
#1018	bat wing	1
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1174	batgut	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#966	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#669	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#784	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#744	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#381	big boom	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#69	big stick	10
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#651	bit-o-cactus	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#2562	black paisley oyster egg	1
#609	black pension check	1
#1044	black pixel	1
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#855	black snake skin	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#725	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#882	blood flower	5
#1032	bloody beer	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#479	bloody mary	2
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1227	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#318	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#623	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#305	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#2384	bottle of goofballs	8
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#316	bottled inspiration	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1058	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#362	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#250	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2703	brick	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#476	broken cellular phone	4
#1271	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#543	bronzed locust	1
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#955	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#106	buffalo blade	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#591	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#533	calle de miel	1
#247	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#1461	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1139	candied kobold	1
#1964	candied yams	3
#856	candy brain	1
#550	candy cane	66
#3831	candy stake	1
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1810	carbon nanotube frame	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#636	carbonated water lily	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#732	carob chunks	1
#872	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#728	catgut	2
#214	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#688	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1707	chaos butterfly	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#84	chef skull	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#662	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#776	chewing gum on a string	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#821	chopsticks	1
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#766	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#983	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#444	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#121	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#966	cloudy potion	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#818	clown skin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1219	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1063	coconut shell	3
#595	coffin lid	1
#1141	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#780	cold ninja mask	1
#374	cold wad	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#168	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#848	cornuthaum	1
#1819	corpse on the beach	1
#1816	corpsedriver	1
#1809	corpsetini	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#432	cream pie	1
#567	cream stout	1
#539	creamsicle	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#667	cymbal syrup	1
#961	dark potion	1
#1294	dead guy's watch	1
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#808	decorative fountain	1
#1358	defective skull	2
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#466	delicious noodles	1
#1795	delicious salad	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#825	demon skin	2
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#374	denim axe	1
#48	dense meat crossbow	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#62	dense meat staff	1
#82	dense meat sword	1
#590	deodorant	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1624	disassembled clover	1
#392	disbelief suspenders	2
#1844	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#1026	disease	1
#821	disembodied brain	1
#291	disembodied smile	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#226	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#679	displaced fish	1
#583	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#548	divine blowout	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#447	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#440	doll house	11
#355	dope wheels	1
#395	double daisy	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#783	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#265	dry martini	1
#1129	dry noodles	1
#211	dry vodka martini	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#552	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#244	dusty animal jawbone	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#1040	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1029	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1014	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#855	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#122	eggnog	150
#1114	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#606	empty blowgun	2
#667	empty meat tank	1
#541	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#1182	encoder ring	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#733	enormous belt buckle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#1776	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#508	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#469	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#401	eye-pod	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#88	f3d0r4	169
#1945	facsimile dictionary	1
#530	fairy gravy boat	1
#762	fake blood	1
#1714	fake fake vomit	3
#1635	fake hand	2
#1010	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#848	fancy bath salts	1
#3838	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#438	fancy chocolate	7
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#2008	felt	2
#736	fetid feather	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#999	filthy corduroys	1
#971	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2031	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1759	fire	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#956	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#620	flange	1
#907	flaregun	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#445	flat dough	1
#860	flute of flat champagne	1
#494	foam noodle	1
#429	foie gras	1
#789	foolscap fool's cap	1
#99	football helmet	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#501	frigid mote	1
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#1513	fruitcake	9
#149	full meat tank	1
#539	furniture dolly	1
#1457	furry fur	1
#196	furry green turtle	1
#426	furry pants	1
#603	fuzzbump	1
#4729	fuzzy dice	1
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#984	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#256	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#2410	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1518	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#641	giant moxie weed	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#2189	gingerbread bugbear	5
#3040	gingerbread horror	2
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#144	gnatwing earring	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#295	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#771	gnoll lips	1
#790	gnoll teeth	1
#218	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#821	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#948	goat cheese pizza	1
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#167	golden twig	1
#92	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#233	googly eye	62
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#782	gr8ps	1
#772	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#499	grave robbing shovel	1
#1908	green beer	1
#1159	green candy heart	1
#1107	green pixel	1
#743	green snowcone	2
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#595	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#547	grog	1
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5335	grue egg	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#579	hair spray	2
#400	half-orchid	1
#374	halfberd	1
#2398	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#329	hamethyst necklace	1
#5198	handful of confetti	1
#1279	handful of hand chalk	1
#901	handful of sand	1
#604	handsomeness potion	1
#646	happiness	1
#1453	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1192	heavy D	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1873	helmet turtle	1
#893	hemp string	1
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what items are this player missing?