| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1148 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #102 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 7 |
| #85 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 8 |
| #96 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 4 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #85 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 4 |
| #96 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 11 |
| #119 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 8 |
| #223 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #570 | Go-Wassail | 26 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #561 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 15 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #367 | ammonite fossil | 12 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #121 | banana supersucker | 5 |
| #240 | bananagate | 29 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #213 | belemnite fossil | 24 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1661 | elven suicide capsule | 8 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #188 | green gummi ingot | 176 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #517 | jerky coins | 36 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #238 | kumquartz | 29 |
| #99 | kumquat supersucker | 10 |
| #2640 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #502 | licorice root | 4 |
| #119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #199 | lollipop stick | 386 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #542 | pack of pogs | 30 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #142 | pear supersucker | 3 |
| #225 | pearidot | 30 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #193 | red gummi ingot | 176 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #855 | ridiculous cocktail | 7 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #784 | robotronic egg | 37 |
| #1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #103 | strawberry supersucker | 6 |
| #228 | strawberyl | 32 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #171 | tourmalime | 42 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #302 | trilobite fossil | 15 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1922 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #1834 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #187 | yellow gummi ingot | 176 |