Museum :: Snarkypants

Snarkypants

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#100	A. W. O. L. commendation	62
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#61	BGE temporary tattoo	10
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#465	BURT	28
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#123	Cheer-Up soda	4
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#32	Cold One	365
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#132	Cosmic Calorie	40
#80	Crazymaker	1
#416	Crimbo Credit	5
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#57	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	99
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#68	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	77
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#68	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	77
#73	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	22
#71	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	77
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#55	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	33
#59	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	88
#76	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	22
#68	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	77
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#270	D roll	11
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#843	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#27	Dinsey Whinskey	2
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#39	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#5	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	2
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#417	FDKOL hotcakes	4
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#237	Friendliness Beverage	8
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#29	Game Grid token	1,142
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#614	Go-Wassail	21
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#108	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#542	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#43	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	50
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#24	Lemonade-235	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#103	Mark of the Bugbear	2
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#19	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#61	Mohobo	1
#120	Moonds	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#568	NPZR chemistry set	2
#256	New Zealand iced tea	19
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#32	Quaatorade™	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
🥉	Space Trip safety headphones	2
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#91	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1
#63	The Emperor's new cookie	1
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#647	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#798	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	6
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#1042	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#257	Thwaitgold spider statuette	11
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#592	Thwaitgold termite statuette	10
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#705	Typical Tavern swill	2
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#138	Wet Russian	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#14	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	1
#12	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	1
#24	Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#92	Zoodriver	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#36	airborne mutagen	1
#284	alien drugs	1
#58	alien force field disruptor bean	11
#203	alien source code printout	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#115	antimatter wad	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#57	antique spyglass	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#11	backwoods banjo	1
#12	badass pie	108
#66	bag of foreign bribes	1
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#536	baggie of powdered sugar	27
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#601	bananagate	7
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#412	bark rootbeer	1
#102	barrel-aged martini	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#145	beautiful rainbow	2
#967	beer bomb	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#82	beery blood	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#89	bindle of joy	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#589	black & tan	1
#54	black brandy	1
#137	blank diary	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#74	blood sausage	1
#59	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#943	bone chips	1
#12	bone flour	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#121	booby trap	1
#90	bottle of Amontillado	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#83	bottle of norwhiskey	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#156	bottle of wine	1
#191	bottled day	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#127	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#397	bread line	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#142	breakfast miracle	1
#20	broken warbear gyrocopter	12
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#157	bull blubber	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#49	buzzing mushroom wine	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#299	can of V-11	1
#77	can of the cheapest beer	1
#570	candied bolts	3
#666	candied nuts	1
#257	candy cigarette	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#122	catfish whiskers	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#105	cheap Chinese beer	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#55	cheerful Crimbo sweater	2
#41	cheerful antler hat	2
#40	cheerful pajama pants	2
#57	chocotini	1
#99	classy monkey	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#56	cod cape	1
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#52	complex mushroom wine	1
#22	cool iron ingot	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#218	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#570	cream stout	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#322	crystalline cheer	156
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#26	d10	1,361
#37	d12	453
#23	d20	1,023
#83	d4	6
#16	d6	1,255
#24	d8	1,333
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#87	delicious star salad	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#50	diluted makeup	33
#42	dirt julep	1
#344	discocktail	1
#97	dog ointment	1
#53	drafty drawers	1
#77	dream of a dog	1
#242	droll monocle	1
#56	droppable microphone	1
#266	dry martini	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#41	dubious loincloth	2
#112	dumb mud	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#137	ectoplasm au jus	1
#51	eerie fetish	1
#51	eighth plague	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#163	eldritch effluvium	333
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#94	eldritch ichor	13
#89	eldritch mushroom	1
#156	electric snakebite	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#2229	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#106	extremely confusing manual	1
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#13	fake washboard	1
#388	fiery wing	1
#126	filet of The Fish	1
#69	firemilk	1
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#200	fistful of ashes	21
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#246	flask of mining oil	2
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#59	flat cider	1
#82	floral-print skirt	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#22	folder (skull and crossbones)	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#73	forest spirit rattle	3
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#111	fountain 'soda'	1
#118	freshwater fishbone	2
#55	frying brainpan	1
#576	fudgecule	1,111
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#203	gamma nog	1
#162	ghost beer	1
#302	ghost protocol	1
#380	ghost trap	1
#53	giant yellow hat	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#161	gilt perfume bottle	1
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#16	ginger beer	1
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#52	gingerbread wine	2
#202	glass of bourbon	1
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#162	goblin water	1
#118	gourmet gourami oil	1
#89	government	1
#251	government cheese	2
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1030	green clay bead	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#115	green eggnog	1
#99	grey cube	2
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#78	grogpagne	1
#45	groping claw	2
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#43	gunner's daughter	1
#47	guts necklace	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#390	handful of honey	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#334	hemp candy necklace	2
#120	hideous egg	21
#39	honey mead	1
#231	hot egg	1
#96	hot mint schnocolate	1
#175	hot watered rum	1
#46	hothammer	1
#246	huge bowl of candy	1
#39	ice wine	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#20	intimidating coiffure	4
#20	intricate clockwork big hand	1
#39	intricate clockwork birdhouse	1
#24	intricate clockwork disc	1
#14	intricate clockwork egg	21
#16	intricate clockwork little hand	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#220	jive turkey leg	2
#32	jug of booze	1
#93	junk yard	1
#248	kiwi beak	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#583	kumquartz	7
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#57	large tankard of ale	1
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#38	leftover pasty	1
#283	legitimate business on the beach	1
#79	liquid shifting time weirdness	17
#70	loaf of alien bread	3
#400	lollipop stick	111
#570	lovecat tail	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#125	machetito	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#325	marshmallow flambé	2
#71	meadeorite	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#70	mid-level medieval mead	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#581	mime soul fragment	1
#25	mimeplasm	12
#51	miniature life preserver	1
#188	minin' dynamite	1
#144	missing wine	1
#329	molten brick	11
#155	moonberry wine cooler	1
#32	muddy skirt	1
#53	mulled berry wine	1
#57	nega-mushroom wine	1
#215	negative lump	111
#128	neoprene skullcap	1
#211	neutron lollipop	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#417	nugget of Crimbonium	1
#861	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#213	open sauce	1
#28	ornamental sextant	1
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#580	pearidot	7
#471	peppermint tailings	1
#89	perfect cosmopolitan	1
#90	perfect dark and stormy	1
#85	perfect mimosa	1
#76	perfect negroni	1
#82	perfect old-fashioned	1
#84	perfect paloma	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#788	petit 4.1	1
#546	petit fortran	1
#2033	phish stick	1
#1004	pink clay bead	1
#48	pixel beer	2
#55	pixel daiquiri	1
#226	pixel holy water	1
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#320	plastic cup of beer	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#132	pocket ace	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#224	pointy red hat	1
#10	porcelain powder	1
#43	pottery club	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#45	power sock	1
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#779	purple clay bead	1
#218	purple corpsel	1
#125	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
#37	quirky accordion	1
#110	rack of dinosaur ribs	2
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#388	red ale	1
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#40	remorseless knife	2
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#43	robin nog	1
#140	rocket fuel	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#100	root beer	1
#85	rose	111
#13	rubber cape	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#745	sake bomb	1
#72	salacious lychee chuhai	1
#77	salacious screwdiver	1
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#173	sham champagne	1
#72	shining goblet	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#245	shot of mescal	1
#69	silent A	1
#138	silent B	1
#165	silent I	2
#81	silent J	4
#80	silent L	3
#69	silent N	1
#190	silent O	2
#169	silent P	2
#64	silent W	3
#138	silent X	2
#52	silent beret	1
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#82	silver face paint	1
#71	silver keg	1
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#124	single atom	1
#99	single swig of vodka	1
#6	sinister demon mask	1
#93	slap and slap again	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#241	sleeve deuce	1
#511	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#46	snakebite	1
#53	snowstick	1
#1334	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
#97	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#113	solid gold jewel	4
#72	solid shifting time weirdness	1
#135	soul doorbell	2
#32	soul knife	1
#317	soy cordial	2
#34	space bar	1
#113	space beast fur	8
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#86	space junk	50
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#138	space port	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#208	spectral pickle	90
🥈	spirit bell	1
#192	spirit blanket	1
#222	spirit gum	6
#198	spirit mattress	1
#189	spirit pillow	1
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#219	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
#219	stale cheer wine	1
#61	stealth bomber	1
#125	stepmom's booze	1
#32	stick-on gnome beard	33
#234	still-beating spleen	1
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#594	strawberyl	7
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#7	streetfighting champion's belt	1
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#75	super-strong air freshener	1
#735	sweet mochi ball	6
#21	sweet tooth	1
#109	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#188	tankard of ale	1
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#525	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#51	tonguebone	1
#591	tourmalime	7
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#50	transparent pants	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#84	two meat muck	1
#158	una poca de gracia	2
#365	unearthed potsherd	5
#47	unidentified drink	137
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#238	unquiet spirits	1
#247	unused walkie-talkie	1
#52	vengeful spirit	1
#10	vicious spiked collar	1
#447	volcanic ash	5
#122	votive candle	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#217	warbear beeping telegram	6
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#110	warbear officer requisition box	6
#116	warbear requisition box	50
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#64	warbear superpotion	2
#473	warbear whosit	69
#53	warehouse key	15
#219	water purification pills	1
#248	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#159	white Xanadian	2
#49	white elephant gift	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#85	white wine	1
🥇	witch's bra	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#67	zombie	1

Wow, that's 11,483 items total!

what items are this player missing?