Acorn Express

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#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#14381-ball1
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
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#490Ancient Saucehelm5
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#612Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
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#587Blatantly Canadian1
#232Boris's key lime1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
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#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
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#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
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#64Deactivated O. A. F.11
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#520Disco 'Fro Pick6
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#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
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#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
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#1364Mr. Mediocrebar26
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#374NG1
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#467Now and Earlier5
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#42Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit10
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#942Ram's Face Lager1
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#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
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#170Scalp of Gorgolok12
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#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
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#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
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#237WA1
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#739Wint-O-Fresh mint12
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
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#706a little sump'm sump'm1
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#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
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#229eXtreme nose ring1
#856eXtreme scarf1
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#337eggbeater1
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#412fermenting powder1
#310fertilized ghuol egg1
#322fettucini Inconnu1
#303fez of etymology1
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🥇time sleigh1
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#312tiny maracas2
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#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
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#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#358tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram4
#521tiny plastic Scream Queen3
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#608tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll3
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#1512tiny plastic baby gravy fairy12
#1322tiny plastic barrrnacle14
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#1269tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball14
#2241tiny plastic cocoabo8
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#1642tiny plastic leprechaun11
#939tiny plastic levitating potato19
#1302tiny plastic mosquito14
#1045tiny plastic pastamancer5
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#1022tiny plastic sauceror5
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#766tiny plastic stab bat23
#968tiny plastic star starfish18
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#110union scalemail pants1
#148unlocked meat locker1
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#135unwound clockwork grapefruit1
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#1906useless powder1
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#586wang1
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#1046wussiness potion1
#1157x-ray specs5
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#63yakskin skirt1
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#158yeti fur1,884
#2204yo1
#2366yo-yo1
#42yuletide troll chrysalis2
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 14,608 items total!

what items are this player missing?