| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #124 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #230 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #214 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #565 | battered Crimbo Crate | 17 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #206 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #801 | blackberry | 2 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #291 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #252 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #688 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #42 | clockwork clockwise dome | 2 |
| #57 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 2 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork maid head | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
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| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
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| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
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| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #203 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
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| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
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| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
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| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
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| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
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| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
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| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
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| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
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| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
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| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
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| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
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| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
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| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
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| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #70 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #617 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
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| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1009 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
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| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
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| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
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| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
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| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #406 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #456 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #138 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #209 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #733 | salty dog | 2 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #191 | sneaky wrapping paper | 2 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #175 | star buckler | 2 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #373 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
| #575 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #372 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #715 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #527 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #120 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #718 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #339 | tequila sunrise | 2 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #895 | tires | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
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