| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #966 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #868 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| #304 | Crimbo pie | 8 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #429 | baby killer bee | 23 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #110 | banana supersucker | 8 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #424 | barrrnacle | 38 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #692 | bottle of goofballs | 37 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #940 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #23 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 15 |
| #397 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 27 |
| #433 | cocoa egg | 22 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #110 | cream pie | 13 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #526 | fancy dress ball | 24 |
| #449 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #523 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #178 | gummi snake | 2 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #608 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1783 | killing feather | 25 |
| #719 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #130 | kumquat supersucker | 6 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #440 | lollipop stick | 89 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #967 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #839 | pack of pogs | 4 |
| #610 | paperclip | 50 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #149 | popsicle stick | 12 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #729 | red gummi ingot | 14 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #702 | robotronic egg | 41 |
| #1618 | rogue swarmer | 37 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #501 | spooky length of string | 21 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #666 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #591 | tourmalime | 7 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #1886 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #313 | unearthed potsherd | 8 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #387 | volcanic ash | 8 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #725 | yellow gummi ingot | 14 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |