Museum :: Trek Terp

Trek Terp

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#699	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#630	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#2407	Valentine	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#183	babycakes	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#430	balaclava	1
#2044	ball	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1024	banana-frosted king cake	1
#122	bar whip	1
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#788	beertini	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#667	black shield	1
#727	black sword	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#624	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#2709	brick	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#98	can cannon	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#4788	candy cane	1
#3832	candy stake	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#665	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#815	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#115	clown whip	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#360	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#201	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#434	cream pie	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#180	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#469	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#97	demon whip	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1640	doll house	1
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1142	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#517	ducha de oro	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#102	eel battery	1
#112	eel skin	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#124	enchantlers	1
#256	especially salty dog	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#227	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#1087	eyepatch	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#2393	felt	1
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#323	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1765	fire	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#80	fish stick	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#322	flaming mushroom wine	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#74	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
#81	flask of baconstone juice	1
#77	flask of hamethyst juice	1
#67	flask of porquoise juice	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#431	foie gras	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#707	frozen banquet	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#3427	fruitcake	1
#428	furry pants	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#237	glistening fish meat	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#289	glob of green slime	1
#1499	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#549	grog	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5341	grue egg	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#3383	heart necklace	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#104	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#1290	hobo nickel	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#434	horizontal tango	1
#74	hot and sour sauce	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#266	hot hi mein	1
#384	hot nuggets	1
#332	hot powder	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#460	hot wad	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#275	ice stein	1
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#1357	ice-cold fotie	1
#1092	ice-cold six-pack	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#180	imitation crab crate	1
#309	imitation crab meat	1
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#110	ink bladder	1
#669	inkwell	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#2794	irradiated candy cane	1
#149	jamfish jam	1
#700	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#71	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
#82	jug of baconstone juice	1
#66	jug of hamethyst juice	1
#79	jug of porquoise juice	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#2061	kite	1
#376	kiwi	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#306	kumquat	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1235	lemon	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#1752	length of string	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#897	lime	1
#1025	line	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#870	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#102	live nautical mine	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#378	los chinos	1
#232	lotion of coldness	1
#236	lotion of hotness	1
#240	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#1348	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#383	maple leaf	1
#480	margarita	1
#1087	marionette	1
#667	martini	1
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#136	meatloaf helmet	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#267	menudo ravioli	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#133	moist sailor's cap	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#152	muculent machete	1
#689	mugcake	1
#291	munchies pill	1
#1564	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#530	ocean motion	1
#146	octopus's spade	1
#218	oil of expertise	1
#232	oil of slipperiness	1
#218	oil of stability	1
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
#257	old-fashioned	1
#796	olive	1
#156	olive lo mein	1
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#440	opera mask	1
#942	orange	1
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#187	painful penne pasta	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#988	papaya	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#620	papaya slung	1
#80	paper-plate-mail pants	1
#170	papotion of papower	1
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#258	peach	1
#240	pear	1
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#192	penguin whip	1
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#149	perfume of prejudice	1
#473	perpendicular hula	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#104	pestoblade	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#368	philter of phorce	1
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#595	pink pony	1
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#266	plum	1
#215	plum wine	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#2222	possessed top	1
#143	potato pistol	1
#1170	potato sprout	1
#236	potion of potency	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#74	poutine pole	1
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#1615	prehistoric spear	1
#438	prismatic wad	1
#77	projectile icemaker	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#157	pufferfish spine	1
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#304	raspberry	1
#100	raspberry beret	1
#90	rat head balloon	1
#327	ratini	1
#75	rattail whip	1
#223	ravioli della hippy	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#515	redrum	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#72	repeating crossbow	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#417	rewinged stab bat	1
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#2678	rogue swarmer	1
#495	roll in the hay	1
#2275	roll of toilet paper	1
#192	rough fish scale	1
#639	round purple sunglasses	1
#3666	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#647	rum and cola	1
#112	rusty compass	1
#120	rusty speargun	1
#462	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#96	sack of doorknobs	1
#190	salamander slurry	1
#191	salinated mint julep	1
#855	salty dog	1
#623	salty slug	1
#445	sand dollar	1
#239	sandwich of the gods	15
#336	sangria	1
#97	sauce of the ages	1
#39	savory crossbow	1
#41	savory staff	1
#57	savory sword	1
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#111	scary death orb	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#191	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
#1114	scrumptious reagent	1
#136	sea avocado	1
#228	sea blueberry	1
#222	sea broccoli	1
#151	sea carrot	1
#210	sea cauliflower	1
#140	sea cucumber	1
#126	sea honeydew	1
#125	sea lychee	1
#215	sea persimmon	1
#127	sea salt crystal	1
#121	sea tangelo	1
#155	seaweed	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#130	shark cartilage	1
#136	shark tooth	1
#308	shot of flower schnapps	1
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#699	shot of orange schnapps	1
#175	shot of peach schnapps	1
#168	shot of pear schnapps	1
#747	shot of tomato schnapps	1
#90	shuddersword	1
#97	sinewy crossbow string	1
#184	skewered cat appendix	1
#1809	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
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#119	two-handed depthsword	1
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Wow, that's 1,020 items total!

what items are this player missing?