| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #279 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 8 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 4 |
| #73 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 9 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 8 |
| #93 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 6 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 5 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #80 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 7 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 9 |
| #213 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 15 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 6 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 15 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 11 |
| #87 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 5 |
| #111 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 4 |
| #235 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 12 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 3 |
| #65 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 9 |
| #169 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 9 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 14 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 7 |
| #250 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 10 |
| #1416 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #70 | Kissin' Cousins | 8 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #337 | baconstone | 23 |
| #158 | baconstone bracelet | 4 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #47 | bread line | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #813 | candy cane | 45 |
| #272 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #926 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #237 | elven hardtack | 9 |
| #818 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #239 | elven squeeze | 9 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #587 | fruitcake | 38 |
| #714 | gingerbread bugbear | 32 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #195 | hamethyst | 37 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #311 | porquoise | 24 |
| #77 | porquoise bracelet | 4 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1105 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #314 | red ale | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #147 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #246 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #258 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #91 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 5 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 8 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #248 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |