| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #272 | Drowsy Sword | 71 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #465 | Iron Beta of Industry | 16 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 71 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #522 | NPZR chemistry set | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #33 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 35 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #56 | Wand of Nagamar | 90 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #366 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #16 | acoustic guitarrr | 404 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #504 | badass belt | 90 |
| #343 | barbed-wire fence | 13 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #206 | bit of clingfilm | 19 |
| #253 | bottle of goofballs | 90 |
| #2100 | box of sunshine | 61 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #32 | coffin lid | 70 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #81 | dead guy's watch | 142 |
| #615 | duct tape | 49 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #32 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3,041 |
| #132 | figurine of a charred seal | 22 |
| #250 | figurine of a cold seal | 25 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #143 | figurine of a sleek seal | 15 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #315 | filthy lucre | 110 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #590 | floaty sand | 14 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #407 | gold wedding ring | 12 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #241 | grue egg | 91 |
| #88 | grungy bandana | 14 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #574 | handful of confetti | 71 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #5 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 258 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | makeshift crane | 1,000 |
| #159 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #653 | mummy wrapping | 6 |
| #202 | obsidian dagger | 65 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #527 | palm frond | 5 |
| #673 | paperclip | 33 |
| #52 | paranormal ricotta | 9 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #18 | plexiglass pants | 12 |
| #7 | plexiglass pendant | 18 |
| #14 | plexiglass pikestaff | 14 |
| #8 | plexiglass pinky ring | 16 |
| #7 | plexiglass pith helmet | 17 |
| #11 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 15 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #229 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #89 | really dense meat stack | 48 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #137 | round green sunglasses | 8 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #70 | shimmering tendrils | 8 |
| #29 | smoking talon | 2 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #471 | spectre scepter | 70 |
| #298 | spooky bicycle chain | 8 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 53 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 19 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #318 | tiny plastic angry goat | 48 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #308 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 47 |
| #246 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 57 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #237 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 14 |
| #256 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 54 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 55 |
| #201 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 64 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 18 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 62 |
| #257 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 54 |
| #233 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 59 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #183 | tiny plastic grue | 70 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #230 | tiny plastic hermit | 15 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #249 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 58 |
| #285 | tiny plastic killer bee | 50 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 63 |
| #244 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 59 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #195 | tiny plastic mosquito | 68 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #563 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #185 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 77 |
| #248 | tiny plastic sauceror | 15 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 13 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #287 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 50 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #213 | tiny plastic stab bat | 66 |
| #207 | tiny plastic star starfish | 62 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #181 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 20 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #302 | towel | 37 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #253 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 40 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #185 | witty rapier | 27 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #100 | yohohoyo | 37 |