Museum :: Butt Pirate

Butt Pirate

Rank	Item	Quantity
#66	8-bit banana	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#536	Amulet of Yendor	37
#238	Angry Farmer candy	613
#33	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	88
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#180	Atomic Pop	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#438	BGE merchandise order form	9
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#11	Bowlet	28
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#934	CRIMBCO scrip	90
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#399	Cold Hots candy	13
#59	Comet Pop	5
#11	Cornbeefadon	31
#47	Corpse Island iced tea	75
#802	Crimbo candied pecan	10
#1052	Crimbo fudge	5
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#186	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#124	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	4
#116	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
#97	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	5
#144	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	3
#95	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	6
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	15
#119	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#275	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	8
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#284	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	8
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#171	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#215	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	14
#282	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	8
#151	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#1075	Crimbuck	531
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#429	Daffy Taffy	77
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#10	Disgeist	29
#814	Dolphin King's crown	5
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#106	Groll doll	2
#103	Gummi-DNA	15
#201	Gummi-Gnauga	15
#125	Gummy Brains	2
#45	Hot 'n' Scarys	6
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#258	Jolly Roger charrrm	15
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#55	Kevlar balloon	4
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#316	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	37
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#23	LOV Elephant	7
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#4	Meleegra™ pills	24,125
🥇	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	59,455
#402	Mr. Mediocrebar	138
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#100	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	18
#115	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	17
#87	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	25
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	9
#132	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
#96	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	10
#199	O'RLY manual	2
#332	PEEZ dispenser	2
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#441	Rock Pops	121
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#648	Senior Mints	6
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#34	Space Baby children's book	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#5	Stooper	45
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#101	Summer Nights	8
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#59	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,606
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#326	Tuesday's ruby	6
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#13	Unspeakachu	19
#536	Wint-O-Fresh mint	20
#151	Yummy Tummy bean	1,409
#23	a butt tuba	148
#75	abandoned candy	32
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#93	alphabet gum	21
#363	amulet of extreme plot significance	39
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#409	anniversary balloon	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#81	antimatter wad	4
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#7	arse-a'fire elixir	31
#98	asshat	59
#1108	awful poetry journal	21
#90	babycakes	3
#2045	baconstone	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3935	badass belt	9
#224	bag of W&Ws	22
#80	ballast turtle	10
#329	banana	16
#37	banana cream pie	18
#51	banana daiquiri	10
#87	banana milkshake	1
#655	banana peel	1
#41	banana smoothie	25
#42	banana spritzer	10
#86	banana supersucker	10
#161	banana-frosted king cake	15
#644	bananagate	6
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#87	barrel beryl	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#595	battered Crimbo Crate	16
#164	bazookafish bubble gum	18
#483	beach glass bead	4
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#548	bejeweled cufflinks	6
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#320	bit-o-cactus	10
#604	black candy heart	7
#329	black paisley oyster egg	15
#136	black plastic oyster egg	28
#729	black polka-dot oyster egg	6
#467	black striped oyster egg	11
#137	blank diary	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#440	blue class ring	5
#160	blue glowstick	10
#410	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#41	blue plastic baby	10
#536	blue plastic oyster egg	9
#615	blue polka-dot oyster egg	7
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
#173	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#222	booty chest charrrm	38
#287	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#207	box of Dweebs	27
#127	box turtle	3
#77	boxcar turtle	1
#27	breakfast mess	971
#92	brick of sand	20
#208	brilliant oyster egg	1
#54	brown plastic baby	14
#216	brown sugar cane	25
#38	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#14	bunch of bananas	532
🥇	bungle in the jungle	29,057
#352	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#115	can of V-11	4
#669	candied bolts	1
#150	candied kobold	22
#666	candied nuts	1
#1964	candied yams	3
#134	candy brain	41
#972	candy cane	36
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#93	candy skeleton	11
#815	candy stake	8
#213	cannonball charrrm	37
#1499	carbon nanotube frame	3
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#416	cheap studded belt	84
#355	cheap toaster	6
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#64	chocolate turtle totem	15
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#36	cigar box turtle	50
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#339	clay peace-sign bead	9
#105	club necklace	38
#374	cold wad	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#214	copper ha'penny charrrm	39
#206	corpse on the beach	25
#142	corpsebite	2
#17	corpsedriver	135
🥇	corpsetini	4,070
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#91	cotton candy bale	2
#153	cotton candy cone	2
#136	cotton candy pillow	2
#89	crate of firebombs	2
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#74	cubic zirconia	17
#141	cursed black pearl onion	13
#203	cursed bottle of black-label rum	8
#273	cursed cannonball	3
#245	cursed dirty joke scroll	5
#24	cursed piece of thirteen	35
#232	cursed sea biscuit	6
#101	cursed voodoo skull	19
#255	cyborg doll	8
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#454	designer handbag	6
#156	diamond necklace	28
#457	diamond-studded cane	10
#553	disco ball	51
#331	disco mask	112
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#931	disturbing fanfic	42
#1312	dollhive	2
#76	donkey flipbook	10
#149	dope gangsta bling-bling	7
#67	double-ice gum	4
#35	dude ranch souvenir crate	2
#92	dueling turtle	2
#581	dusty Crimbo crate	19
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#81	eagle feather	9
#2700	easter egg balloon	6
#106	elderly jawbreaker	1
#603	elven limbos gingerbread	22
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#404	enormous belt buckle	6
#315	epic wad	1
#1294	explosion-flavored chewing gum	9
#70	extra-fancy ring setting	4
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#1635	fancy chocolate car	5
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1175	felt	7
#64	fetid feather	201
#220	[2426]fire flower	5
#70	flaming feather	213
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#77	flirtatious feather	114
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#53	frightful feather	235
#53	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	21
#65	frozen feather	194
#73	frozen turtle shell	2
#176	fruitfilm	2
#94	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	8
#1380	fudgecule	2
#129	furry green turtle	2
#95	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	9
#425	garish pinky ring	10
#1187	giant pinky ring	9
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#307	gingerbread house	2
#81	giraffe-necked turtle	13
#215	gleaming oyster egg	1
#47	glimmering buzzard feather	1
#47	glimmering great tit feather	2
#23	glimmering penguin feather	3
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#24	glimmering raven feather	10
#109	glimmering roc feather	2
#224	glistening oyster egg	1
#1206	gloomy black mushroom	2
#60	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	2
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#25	golden banana	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#692	golden ring	40
#1916	googly eye	3
#65	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#68	government food shipment	1
#594	green balloon	2
#548	green candy heart	18
#250	green candygram	1
#660	green clay bead	7
#1005	green glowstick	1
#105	grim fairy tale	1
#178	grinning turtle	1
#113	grumpy old man charrrm	35
#153	guard turtle shell	18
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#70	gummi turtle	30
#128	guy made of bee pollen	26
#1934	hamethyst	2
#133	hamethyst ring	2
#4481	handful of confetti	2
#256	heart necklace	23
#777	heart-shaped balloon	4
#57	heavy necklace chain	6
#40	hedgeturtle	117
#396	helmet turtle	117
#578	hemp string	7
#36	hot button candy	3
#460	hot wad	1
#124	huge bowl of candy	11
#73	hunk of granite	42
#1604	iGoogly	1
#94	imitation crab crate	6
#31	ingot turtle	5
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#93	irradiated turtle	10
#85	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	101
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#70	jaunty feather	13
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#1863	killing feather	23
#617	kumquartz	6
#476	lavender candy heart	30
#241	lavender paisley oyster egg	13
#556	lavender plastic oyster egg	7
#713	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
#222	lavender striped oyster egg	10
#736	lead necklace	7
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#384	lewd playing card	6
#72	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	124
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#1537	logic synthesizer	2
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#239	lovecat tail	4
#567	lump of diamond	1
#198	lustrous oyster egg	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#212	magnificent oyster egg	1
#225	mariachi pants	100
#566	marshmallow	12
#21	marzipan skull	3,226
#65	mauve paisley oyster egg	29
#326	mauve plastic oyster egg	11
#257	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	12
#93	mauve striped oyster egg	28
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#53	mini-martini	29
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#64	mocking turtle	20
#30	moon-amber	1
#908	motivational poster	3
#28	mullet wig	169
#75	musk turtle	9
#707	nanite-infested candy cane	17
#2560	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#720	nanite-infested fruitcake	7
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#222	necklace chain	13
#15	off-white paisley oyster egg	92
#206	off-white plastic oyster egg	19
#70	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	32
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#651	orange and black Crimboween candy	3
#498	orange candy heart	37
#230	orange candygram	2
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#137	pack of KWE trading card	20
#30	pack of chewing gum	38
#67	painted turtle	7
🥇	party balloon	5,907
🥈	party beer bomb	3,907
#261	pasta spoon	123
#248	peace-sign necklace	1
#702	pearidot	4
#241	pearlescent oyster egg	1
#1138	penguin thesaurus	3
#13	perfect cosmopolitan	115
#20	perfect dark and stormy	92
#56	perfect ice cube	25
#33	perfect mimosa	22
#27	perfect negroni	41
#21	perfect old-fashioned	68
#14	perfect paloma	108
#392	phat turquoise bead	12
#302	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#88	pickle-flavored chewing gum	106
#207	piece of after eight	1
#55	pile of candy	147
#369	pink candy heart	65
#786	pink clay bead	6
#553	pink glowstick	4
#26	pink plastic baby	20
#639	pixellated candy heart	18
#178	plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#26	plush alielf	1
#15	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#16	plush dogcat	1
#15	plush ferrelf	1
#33	plush hamsterpus	1
#16	plush mutated alielephant	1
#11	plush mutated alielf	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#852	powdered candy sushi set	1
#19	powdered toad horn	20
#15	prismatic wad	1,998
#49	programmable turtle	25
#215	puce paisley oyster egg	11
#127	puce plastic oyster egg	23
#441	puce polka-dot oyster egg	9
#168	puce striped oyster egg	13
#907	pulsing flesh	4
#635	purple clay bead	2
#218	purple corpsel	1
#601	radio button candy	1
#49	raffle prize box	10
#866	rag doll	2
#296	ravioli hat	104
#847	red class ring	4
#165	red paisley oyster egg	17
#212	red plastic baby	2
#145	red plastic oyster egg	24
#503	red polka-dot oyster egg	7
#524	red striped oyster egg	5
#210	red-headed corpse	1
#241	ribbon candy	4
#805	rigid carapace	6
#343	ring of aggravate monster	23
#76	roll of Hob-Os	29
#241	rubber WWBD? bracelet	24
#227	rubber WWJD? bracelet	25
#548	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	13
#500	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	14
#341	rum barrel charrrm	3
#78	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
#27	sack lunch	1,552
#95	samurai turtle	1
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#383	saucepan	116
#211	scintillating oyster egg	1
#272	seal tooth	64
#317	seal-clubbing club	124
#355	seal-skull helmet	32
#30	severed rocking horse head	12
#83	sewer turtle	4
#74	sewer wad	50
#87	shimmering rainbow sand	7
#16	shiny brass tailfeathers	1
#2137	shiny ring	4
#81	shovelful of dirt	38
#302	silver tongue charrrm	19
#185	sinister altar fragment	2
#152	skeletal banana	5
#75	skeletortoise	5
#32	ski resort souvenir crate	2
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#356	sleaze wad	1
#615	sleeping stocking	3
#422	sleeping wereturtle	1
#916	slow jam collection	3
#84	soup turtle	2
#148	spade necklace	32
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#227	spirit gum	5
#115	spooky wad	48
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#482	steamy ruby	1
#446	stench wad	1
#106	sterno-flavored Hob-O	5
#475	stick-on eyebrow piercing	55
#360	stolen accordion	125
#496	stone of eXtreme power	18
#81	stone turtle	1
#267	strange shiny disc	19
#80	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	10
#760	strawberyl	3
#224	string of Crimbo lights	3
#457	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	97
#1266	stuffed Cheshire bitten	39
#443	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	89
#304	stuffed Meat	135
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#306	stuffed alien blob	20
#298	stuffed angry cow	119
#564	stuffed astral badger	81
#476	stuffed baby gravy fairy	92
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#731	stuffed cocoabo	62
#435	stuffed crazy bastard sword	16
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#117	stuffed dodo	2
#754	stuffed doppelshifter	15
#593	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	76
#412	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	99
#154	stuffed ghuol whelp	11
#1166	stuffed gray blob	13
🥇	stuffed hand turkey	36,369
#422	stuffed key	135
#391	stuffed martini	23
#690	stuffed mind flayer	69
#442	stuffed mink	105
#437	stuffed monocle	105
#199	stuffed ninja snowman	32
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#517	stuffed scary death orb	85
#699	stuffed shoulder parrot	31
#475	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	90
#534	stuffed snowy owl	79
#485	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	89
#1166	stuffed spooky mushroom	7
#17	stuffed stab bat	28
#462	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	90
#352	stuffed teddy butler	125
#402	stuffed tin of caviar	111
#349	stuffed treasure chest	163
#198	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	154
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#95	stuffed zmobie	21
#1600	stuffing	4
#398	sturdy Crimbo crate	41
#70	sugar banana	26
#236	sugar sheet	10
#310	sugar-coated pine cone	8
#834	sweet mochi ball	4
#168	syncopated turtle	1
#67	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	130
#95	tarrrnish charrrm	35
#73	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
#295	tawdry amethyst	2
#171	that gum you like	5
🥇	time sleigh	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2176	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#670	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	6
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#890	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#1174	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#1988	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	9
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#825	tiny plastic Father McGruber	4
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#1096	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	7
#1079	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	7
#972	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
#1767	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#739	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#2847	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#1069	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	7
#1762	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#1236	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	6
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#653	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	6
#1447	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
#1237	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2758	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#2150	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#859	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#1763	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	4
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1510	tiny plastic angry bugbear	5
#1856	tiny plastic angry goat	10
#1742	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#2803	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#849	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	21
#1321	tiny plastic barrrnacle	14
#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#2162	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#987	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#844	tiny plastic beebee queue	4
#2573	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#847	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	4
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#1813	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	10
#2198	tiny plastic blooper	3
#1479	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
#1753	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#1117	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1211	tiny plastic cocoabo	15
#2471	tiny plastic coffee pixie	7
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#1059	tiny plastic demoninja	7
#610	tiny plastic disco bandit	8
#2159	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#2151	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#1665	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	11
#1303	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	14
#2248	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	8
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1234	tiny plastic goth giant	6
#1217	tiny plastic grue	15
#1719	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	4
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1652	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	11
#1132	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	2
#1493	tiny plastic killer bee	12
#1063	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#1641	tiny plastic leprechaun	11
#1636	tiny plastic levitating potato	11
#1757	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#1124	tiny plastic moneybee	2
#1301	tiny plastic mosquito	14
#851	tiny plastic mumblebee	4
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#830	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#1359	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	13
#1327	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#1464	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#2816	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#1653	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	11
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#1661	tiny plastic stab bat	11
#1821	tiny plastic star starfish	10
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1451	tiny plastic taco cat	5
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#1727	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#1485	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
#2763	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#1473	tiny plastic zmobie	5
#72	torquoise	2
#126	tortoboggan	1
#1221	towel	4
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#28	tropical island souvenir crate	3
#131	tropical paperweight	3
#105	turtle mud	1
#319	turtle pheromones	10
#286	turtle totem	173
#74	turtle voicebox	5
#53	turtle wax	20
#32	turtle-shaped rock	50
#60	turtlemail bits	125
#77	twinkly wad	8,967
#726	twitching claw	7
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#548	useless powder	187
#506	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
🥇	wax banana	141
#53	whatsit-covered turtle shell	3
#630	white balloon	2
#462	white candy heart	39
#276	white candygram	1
#663	white class ring	7
#76	white lightning	313
#566	yellow candy heart	37
#399	yellow candygram	1
#157	yellow glowstick	9
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#206	yellow plastic oyster egg	24
#353	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5

Wow, that's 197,042 items total!

what items are this player missing?