Butt Pirate

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#668-bit banana2
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#536Amulet of Yendor37
#238Angry Farmer candy613
#33Angry Farmer's Wife Candy88
#217Asleep in the Cemetery7
#437Atomic Comic1
#180Atomic Pop2
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#438BGE merchandise order form9
#898BGE shotglass6
#235BGE temporary tattoo4
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#38BRICKO turtle2
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#520Better Than Cuddling Cake3
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#528Bit O' Ectoplasm3
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#148Blood 'n' Plenty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#668Boris's ring2
#11Bowlet28
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#934CRIMBCO scrip90
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#399Cold Hots candy13
#59Comet Pop5
#11Cornbeefadon31
#47Corpse Island iced tea75
#802Crimbo candied pecan10
#1052Crimbo fudge5
#587Crimbo pie2
#651Crimbo wreath1
#186Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel2
#210Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#124Crimbot schematic: Crab Core4
#116Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso4
#97Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head5
#144Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun3
#95Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun6
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#212Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs15
#119Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan4
#30Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler1
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#275Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise8
#221Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis5
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#284Crimbot schematic: Power Arm8
#180Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler2
#171Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head2
#280Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker3
#215Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun14
#282Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis8
#151Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet3
#2022Crimboween memo2
#1075Crimbuck531
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#429Daffy Taffy77
#1155Dickory Farms Gift Basket3
#10Disgeist29
#814Dolphin King's crown5
#98Drizzlers™ Black Licorice1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#182GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#106Groll doll2
#103Gummi-DNA15
#201Gummi-Gnauga15
#125Gummy Brains2
#45Hot 'n' Scarys6
#169How to Play Othello1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#209Inndya trading card1
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#258Jolly Roger charrrm15
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#55Kevlar balloon4
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#318Knob Goblin lunchbox4
#316L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate37
🥈LARP membership card1
#23LOV Elephant7
#1061Let Me Be!1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#4Meleegra™ pills24,125
🥇Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey59,455
#402Mr. Mediocrebar138
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#182Mylar balloon1
#100Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I18
#115Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II17
#87Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III25
#106Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV9
#132Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V6
#96Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI10
#199O'RLY manual2
#332PEEZ dispenser2
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#441Rock Pops121
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#648Senior Mints6
#493Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#4Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook1
#443Snow Queen Crown4
#34Space Baby children's book1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#209Squat-Thrust Magazine1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#5Stooper45
#669Sugar Cog1
#101Summer Nights8
#772Tales of a Kansas Toymaker2
#59Tasty Fun Good rice candy1,606
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#41The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 11
#38The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 21
#33The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 31
#38The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 41
#40The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 51
#35The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 61
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#249Tiki lighter2
#612Travels with Jerry2
#326Tuesday's ruby6
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#13Unspeakachu19
#536Wint-O-Fresh mint20
#151Yummy Tummy bean1,409
#23a butt tuba148
#75abandoned candy32
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#93alphabet gum21
#363amulet of extreme plot significance39
#52ancient turtle shell1
#409anniversary balloon2
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#81antimatter wad4
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#7arse-a'fire elixir31
#98asshat59
#1108awful poetry journal21
#90babycakes3
#2045baconstone2
#217baconstone pendant2
#261baconstone ring1
#3935badass belt9
#224bag of W&Ws22
#80ballast turtle10
#329banana16
#37banana cream pie18
#51banana daiquiri10
#87banana milkshake1
#655banana peel1
#41banana smoothie25
#42banana spritzer10
#86banana supersucker10
#161banana-frosted king cake15
#644bananagate6
#42bananarama bangle2
#87barrel beryl1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1035bath ball gift set3
#595battered Crimbo Crate16
#164bazookafish bubble gum18
#483beach glass bead4
#199beach glass necklace2
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#548bejeweled cufflinks6
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#320bit-o-cactus10
#604black candy heart7
#329black paisley oyster egg15
#136black plastic oyster egg28
#729black polka-dot oyster egg6
#467black striped oyster egg11
#137blank diary1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#440blue class ring5
#160blue glowstick10
#410blue paisley oyster egg9
#41blue plastic baby10
#536blue plastic oyster egg9
#615blue polka-dot oyster egg7
#761blue striped oyster egg6
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#222booty chest charrrm38
#287bottle of single-barrel whiskey4
#141bottlecap turtle1
#207box of Dweebs27
#127box turtle3
#77boxcar turtle1
#27breakfast mess971
#92brick of sand20
#208brilliant oyster egg1
#54brown plastic baby14
#216brown sugar cane25
#38bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#14bunch of bananas532
🥇bungle in the jungle29,057
#352can of CRIMBCOLA7
#115can of V-114
#669candied bolts1
#150candied kobold22
#666candied nuts1
#1964candied yams3
#134candy brain41
#972candy cane36
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#1465candy knuckles2
#93candy skeleton11
#815candy stake8
#213cannonball charrrm37
#1499carbon nanotube frame3
#80cardboard box turtle1
#416cheap studded belt84
#355cheap toaster6
#179children of the candy corn1
#64chocolate turtle totem15
#596chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses2
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#1565chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#36cigar box turtle50
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#339clay peace-sign bead9
#105club necklace38
#374cold wad1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#883commemorative war stein1
#1056computronic processing unit1
🥉control crystal1
#214copper ha'penny charrrm39
#206corpse on the beach25
#142corpsebite2
#17corpsedriver135
🥇corpsetini4,070
#120cosmic lemonade1
#91cotton candy bale2
#153cotton candy cone2
#136cotton candy pillow2
#89crate of firebombs2
#111creepy voodoo doll1
#262crystallized memory1
#74cubic zirconia17
#141cursed black pearl onion13
#203cursed bottle of black-label rum8
#273cursed cannonball3
#245cursed dirty joke scroll5
#24cursed piece of thirteen35
#232cursed sea biscuit6
#101cursed voodoo skull19
#255cyborg doll8
#1037dead guy's watch2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#454designer handbag6
#156diamond necklace28
#457diamond-studded cane10
#553disco ball51
#331disco mask112
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#931disturbing fanfic42
#1312dollhive2
#76donkey flipbook10
#149dope gangsta bling-bling7
#67double-ice gum4
#35dude ranch souvenir crate2
#92dueling turtle2
#581dusty Crimbo crate19
#426dwarvish magazine1
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#81eagle feather9
#2700easter egg balloon6
#106elderly jawbreaker1
#603elven limbos gingerbread22
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#404enormous belt buckle6
#315epic wad1
#1294explosion-flavored chewing gum9
#70extra-fancy ring setting4
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#1830fancy chocolate2
#1635fancy chocolate car5
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#1175felt7
#64fetid feather201
#220[2426]fire flower5
#70flaming feather213
#1610flashing novelty button1
#77flirtatious feather114
#164floaty inverse geode1
#53frightful feather235
#53frostbite-flavored Hob-O21
#65frozen feather194
#73frozen turtle shell2
#176fruitfilm2
#94fry-oil-flavored Hob-O8
#1380fudgecule2
#129furry green turtle2
#95garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O9
#425garish pinky ring10
#1187giant pinky ring9
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#307gingerbread house2
#81giraffe-necked turtle13
#215gleaming oyster egg1
#47glimmering buzzard feather1
#47glimmering great tit feather2
#23glimmering penguin feather3
#44glimmering phoenix feather1
#24glimmering raven feather10
#109glimmering roc feather2
#224glistening oyster egg1
#1206gloomy black mushroom2
#60glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub2
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#25golden banana1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#692golden ring40
#1916googly eye3
#65government booze shipment1
#69government candy shipment1
#68government food shipment1
#594green balloon2
#548green candy heart18
#250green candygram1
#660green clay bead7
#1005green glowstick1
#105grim fairy tale1
#178grinning turtle1
#113grumpy old man charrrm35
#153guard turtle shell18
#197gummi canary1
#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#70gummi turtle30
#128guy made of bee pollen26
#1934hamethyst2
#133hamethyst ring2
#4481handful of confetti2
#256heart necklace23
#777heart-shaped balloon4
#57heavy necklace chain6
#40hedgeturtle117
#396helmet turtle117
#578hemp string7
#36hot button candy3
#460hot wad1
#124huge bowl of candy11
#73hunk of granite42
#1604iGoogly1
#94imitation crab crate6
#31ingot turtle5
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#93irradiated turtle10
#85jabañero-flavored chewing gum101
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#70jaunty feather13
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#1289killer rag doll1
#1863killing feather23
#617kumquartz6
#476lavender candy heart30
#241lavender paisley oyster egg13
#556lavender plastic oyster egg7
#713lavender polka-dot oyster egg4
#222lavender striped oyster egg10
#736lead necklace7
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#384lewd playing card6
#72lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum124
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#1537logic synthesizer2
#930long skinny balloon1
#239lovecat tail4
#567lump of diamond1
#198lustrous oyster egg1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#212magnificent oyster egg1
#225mariachi pants100
#566marshmallow12
#21marzipan skull3,226
#65mauve paisley oyster egg29
#326mauve plastic oyster egg11
#257mauve polka-dot oyster egg12
#93mauve striped oyster egg28
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#53mini-martini29
#69mini-zeppelin1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#64mocking turtle20
#30moon-amber1
#908motivational poster3
#28mullet wig169
#75musk turtle9
#707nanite-infested candy cane17
#2560nanite-infested eggnog2
#720nanite-infested fruitcake7
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#222necklace chain13
#15off-white paisley oyster egg92
#206off-white plastic oyster egg19
#70off-white polka-dot oyster egg32
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#651orange and black Crimboween candy3
#498orange candy heart37
#230orange candygram2
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#137pack of KWE trading card20
#30pack of chewing gum38
#67painted turtle7
🥇party balloon5,907
🥈party beer bomb3,907
#261pasta spoon123
#248peace-sign necklace1
#702pearidot4
#241pearlescent oyster egg1
#1138penguin thesaurus3
#13perfect cosmopolitan115
#20perfect dark and stormy92
#56perfect ice cube25
#33perfect mimosa22
#27perfect negroni41
#21perfect old-fashioned68
#14perfect paloma108
#392phat turquoise bead12
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#88pickle-flavored chewing gum106
#207piece of after eight1
#55pile of candy147
#369pink candy heart65
#786pink clay bead6
#553pink glowstick4
#26pink plastic baby20
#639pixellated candy heart18
#178plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#26plush alielf1
#15plush alien hamsterpus1
#16plush dogcat1
#15plush ferrelf1
#33plush hamsterpus1
#16plush mutated alielephant1
#11plush mutated alielf1
#2213porquoise1
#251porquoise ring1
#852powdered candy sushi set1
#19powdered toad horn20
#15prismatic wad1,998
#49programmable turtle25
#215puce paisley oyster egg11
#127puce plastic oyster egg23
#441puce polka-dot oyster egg9
#168puce striped oyster egg13
#907pulsing flesh4
#635purple clay bead2
#218purple corpsel1
#601radio button candy1
#49raffle prize box10
#866rag doll2
#296ravioli hat104
#847red class ring4
#165red paisley oyster egg17
#212red plastic baby2
#145red plastic oyster egg24
#503red polka-dot oyster egg7
#524red striped oyster egg5
#210red-headed corpse1
#241ribbon candy4
#805rigid carapace6
#343ring of aggravate monster23
#76roll of Hob-Os29
#241rubber WWBD? bracelet24
#227rubber WWJD? bracelet25
#548rubber WWSPD? bracelet13
#500rubber WWtNSD? bracelet14
#341rum barrel charrrm3
#78rum barrel charrrm bracelet1
#27sack lunch1,552
#95samurai turtle1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#383saucepan116
#211scintillating oyster egg1
#272seal tooth64
#317seal-clubbing club124
#355seal-skull helmet32
#30severed rocking horse head12
#83sewer turtle4
#74sewer wad50
#87shimmering rainbow sand7
#16shiny brass tailfeathers1
#2137shiny ring4
#81shovelful of dirt38
#302silver tongue charrrm19
#185sinister altar fragment2
#152skeletal banana5
#75skeletortoise5
#32ski resort souvenir crate2
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#356sleaze wad1
#615sleeping stocking3
#422sleeping wereturtle1
#916slow jam collection3
#84soup turtle2
#148spade necklace32
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#227spirit gum5
#115spooky wad48
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#482steamy ruby1
#446stench wad1
#106sterno-flavored Hob-O5
#475stick-on eyebrow piercing55
#360stolen accordion125
#496stone of eXtreme power18
#81stone turtle1
#267strange shiny disc19
#80strawberry-flavored Hob-O10
#760strawberyl3
#224string of Crimbo lights3
#457stuffed Baron von Ratsworth97
#1266stuffed Cheshire bitten39
#443stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech89
#304stuffed Meat135
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#306stuffed alien blob20
#298stuffed angry cow119
#564stuffed astral badger81
#476stuffed baby gravy fairy92
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#731stuffed cocoabo62
#435stuffed crazy bastard sword16
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#117stuffed dodo2
#754stuffed doppelshifter15
#593stuffed flaming gravy fairy76
#412stuffed frozen gravy fairy99
#154stuffed ghuol whelp11
#1166stuffed gray blob13
🥇stuffed hand turkey36,369
#422stuffed key135
#391stuffed martini23
#690stuffed mind flayer69
#442stuffed mink105
#437stuffed monocle105
#199stuffed ninja snowman32
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#517stuffed scary death orb85
#699stuffed shoulder parrot31
#475stuffed sleazy gravy fairy90
#534stuffed snowy owl79
#485stuffed spooky gravy fairy89
#1166stuffed spooky mushroom7
#17stuffed stab bat28
#462stuffed stinky gravy fairy90
#352stuffed teddy butler125
#402stuffed tin of caviar111
#349stuffed treasure chest163
#198stuffed undead elbow macaroni154
#152stuffed yeti1
#95stuffed zmobie21
#1600stuffing4
#398sturdy Crimbo crate41
#70sugar banana26
#236sugar sheet10
#310sugar-coated pine cone8
#834sweet mochi ball4
#168syncopated turtle1
#67tamarind-flavored chewing gum130
#95tarrrnish charrrm35
#73tarrrnished charrrm bracelet1
#295tawdry amethyst2
#171that gum you like5
🥇time sleigh1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2176tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#670tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear6
#1279tiny plastic Axe Wound6
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#890tiny plastic Beebee King2
#1174tiny plastic Beelzebozo4
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#1988tiny plastic Cheshire bat9
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#825tiny plastic Father McGruber4
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#1096tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser7
#1079tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester7
#972tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist3
#1767tiny plastic Hellion4
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#1069tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl7
#1762tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#1236tiny plastic Knott Yeti6
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#653tiny plastic Norville Rogers6
#1447tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy5
#1237tiny plastic Protagonist6
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#1520tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#2059tiny plastic The Man2
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#859tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer2
#1763tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1510tiny plastic angry bugbear5
#1856tiny plastic angry goat10
#1742tiny plastic anime smiley4
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#849tiny plastic baby gravy fairy21
#1321tiny plastic barrrnacle14
#1097tiny plastic batbugbear2
#2162tiny plastic beanbat3
#987tiny plastic bee swarm3
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#844tiny plastic beebee queue4
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#847tiny plastic black ops bugbear4
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1813tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#1479tiny plastic brainsweeper5
#1753tiny plastic briefcase bat4
#971tiny plastic bugaboo3
#963tiny plastic buzzerker3
#1117tiny plastic cavebugbear2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1211tiny plastic cocoabo15
#2471tiny plastic coffee pixie7
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#1059tiny plastic demoninja7
#610tiny plastic disco bandit8
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#2183tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
#2151tiny plastic fruit golem3
#1665tiny plastic fuzzy dice11
#1303tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick14
#2248tiny plastic ghuol whelp8
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1234tiny plastic goth giant6
#1217tiny plastic grue15
#1719tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1652tiny plastic howling balloon monkey11
#1132tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear2
#1493tiny plastic killer bee12
#1063tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box7
#1641tiny plastic leprechaun11
#1636tiny plastic levitating potato11
#1757tiny plastic lobsterfrogman4
#1124tiny plastic moneybee2
#1301tiny plastic mosquito14
#851tiny plastic mumblebee4
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#830tiny plastic pastamancer6
#589tiny plastic peacannon4
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#1359tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime13
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#1464tiny plastic scary clown5
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#859tiny plastic spiderbugbear2
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#1653tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton11
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#1661tiny plastic stab bat11
#1821tiny plastic star starfish10
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1451tiny plastic taco cat5
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#1727tiny plastic topiary golem4
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1485tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni5
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#1473tiny plastic zmobie5
#72torquoise2
#126tortoboggan1
#1221towel4
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#28tropical island souvenir crate3
#131tropical paperweight3
#105turtle mud1
#319turtle pheromones10
#286turtle totem173
#74turtle voicebox5
#53turtle wax20
#32turtle-shaped rock50
#60turtlemail bits125
#77twinkly wad8,967
#726twitching claw7
#417unearthly onyx1
#548useless powder187
#506vanilla-frosted king cake2
#481walrus-tusk earring2
🥇wax banana141
#53whatsit-covered turtle shell3
#630white balloon2
#462white candy heart39
#276white candygram1
#663white class ring7
#76white lightning313
#566yellow candy heart37
#399yellow candygram1
#157yellow glowstick9
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#206yellow plastic oyster egg24
#353yellow polka-dot oyster egg6
#496yellow striped oyster egg5

Wow, that's 197,042 items total!

what items are this player missing?