Museum :: The_Smartass

The_Smartass

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#564	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	9
#78	25-meat staff	2
#1457	3-ball	1
#451	30669 scroll	15
#526	33398 scroll	22
#286	334 scroll	21
#1113	4-ball	2
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#401	9-ball	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1084	Angry Farmer candy	29
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#266	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#924	Boris's ring	1
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#372	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	19
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#760	Cloaca grenade	15
#466	Cloaca-Cola	74
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#353	Dyspepsi-Cola	188
#200	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	14
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#427	Ent cider	16
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#915	Feynman gate	9
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#344	Gummi-Gnauga	7
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#961	Imp Ale	65
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#447	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	16
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#537	Knob Goblin elite helm	7
#462	Knob Goblin elite pants	9
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#668	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#604	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#625	Knob Goblin pants	9
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#628	Knob Goblin scimitar	8
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#717	Knob Goblin tongs	6
#514	Knob Goblin visor	7
#537	Knob mushroom	6
#400	Knob sausage	7
#904	Knoll mushroom	2
#481	LED block	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#506	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	11
#1335	Mad Train wine	9
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#756	Meleegra™ pills	6
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#645	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	29
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#869	Mountain Stream soda	3
#258	Mr. Mediocrebar	210
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#374	NG	1
#382	Now and Earlier	8
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#281	Rock Pops	178
#204	Roo trading card	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#927	Senior Mints	3
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#569	Spam Witch sammich	34
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#738	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	47
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#101	The Ring	1
#554	Trollhouse cookies	42
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#273	Valentine	112
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#208	Warm Subject gift certificate	789
#272	White Citadel burger	7
#288	White Citadel fries	4
#1358	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#370	Yummy Tummy bean	579
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#509	abominable snowcone	19
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#821	adder bladder	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#898	amulet of extreme plot significance	6
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#353	ant agonist	6
#270	ant hoe	1
#602	anticheese	5
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#476	asbestos ore	12
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#306	aspirin	3
#469	asshat	2
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1014	awful poetry journal	29
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#5054	badass belt	5
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#968	banana	2
#565	banana peel	2
#707	bar skin	8
#675	barbed-wire fence	4
#1799	barrrnacle	2
#367	barskin hat	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#569	baseball	5
#718	bat guano	4
#854	bat wing	3
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#784	batblade	1
#971	batgut	4
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#254	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#382	big boom	1
#650	big red clown nose	5
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#422	bit-o-cactus	5
#589	black & tan	1
#242	black forest cake	15
#182	black forest ham	16
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#811	black pixel	7
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#667	black shield	1
#454	black snake skin	9
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#727	black sword	1
#638	blackberry	5
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#722	blood flower	8
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#571	blue pixel	71
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#400	bone rattle	3
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#1170	bottle of gin	2
#1016	bottle of goofballs	25
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#1108	bottle of rum	9
#906	bottle of tequila	8
#820	bottle of vodka	7
#817	bottle of whiskey	17
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#433	box	23
#230	box turtle	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#686	boxed wine	15
#318	brass stinger	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#834	broken skull	7
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#393	bronzed locust	3
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#38	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	2
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#791	bugbear beanie	3
#637	bugbear bungguard	5
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#937	bum cheek	2
#347	cactus fruit	4
#98	can cannon	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#210	can of black paint	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#760	candied kobold	3
#1964	candied yams	3
#3615	candy cane	3
#1326	candy stake	5
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#968	capacitor relay	9
#1034	carbon nanotube frame	8
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#55	cardboard sword	2
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#588	cast	15
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#568	centipede eggs	2
#54	chain-mail monokini	3
#900	chaos butterfly	58
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#689	chef's hat	6
#349	chewing gum on a string	27
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#587	chrome ore	6
#283	chrome staff	2
#372	chrome sword	2
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#127	clockwork key	12
#101	clockwork pants	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#652	clown shoes	2
#185	clown wig	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#572	cocoa egg	13
#871	cocoa eggshell fragment	12
#692	coconut shell	21
#435	coffin lid	2
#416	cog	67
#327	cold wad	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#541	cool mushroom	3
#458	cool whip	5
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#522	corn holder	1
#705	cornuthaum	2
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#622	cranberries	19
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#964	dark potion	1
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#693	decorative fountain	2
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#1069	dense meat stack	3
#496	deodorant	2
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#597	didgeridooka	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#828	dirty hobo gloves	5
#1281	disassembled clover	5
#1183	disco ball	9
#1129	disco mask	8
#805	disease	4
#670	disembodied brain	2
#344	dishrag	1
#614	disintegrating quill pen	4
#677	displaced fish	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1088	disturbing fanfic	25
#509	divine blowout	2
#498	divine champagne flute	3
#429	divine noisemaker	5
#356	dope wheels	1
#395	double daisy	1
#451	draggin' ball hat	11
#431	dried face	6
#763	drum machine	1
#487	dry noodles	140
#1370	drywall axe	4
#355	ducha de oro	3
#2321	duct tape	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#706	dusty bottle of Marsala	8
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#833	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	4
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#709	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	7
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#128	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#200	dusty left clavicle	2
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#144	dusty left eleventh rib	3
#307	dusty left femur	1
#184	dusty left fibula	2
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#138	dusty left fourth rib	3
#141	dusty left humerus	3
#143	dusty left kneecap	3
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#143	dusty left seventh rib	3
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#190	dusty left third rear claw	2
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#193	dusty left thumb	2
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#181	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	2
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#107	dusty right femur	4
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#209	dusty right fifth rib	2
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#187	dusty right first rear claw	2
#184	dusty right first rib	2
#195	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
#202	dusty right fourth rib	2
#152	dusty right humerus	3
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#186	dusty right scapula	2
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#186	dusty right tenth rib	2
#203	dusty right third front claw	2
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#194	dusty right ulna	2
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#190	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#101	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	4
#196	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	2
#183	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
#142	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	3
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#184	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
#101	dusty third cervical vertebra	4
#104	dusty third lumbar vertebra	4
#182	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	2
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#671	eXtreme scarf	2
#3266	easter egg balloon	4
#791	effervescent potion	3
#1690	eggnog	5
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#666	empty meat tank	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#488	enchanted toothpick	2
#541	energy drink IV	1
#640	evil golden arch	6
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#255	eye-pod	2
#799	eyepatch	3
#406	f3d0r4	14
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1138	fat stacks of cash	2
#2393	felt	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#540	fetid feather	6
#303	fez of etymology	1
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#713	filthy corduroys	3
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#691	filthy knitted dread sack	3
#1046	filthy lucre	24
#602	filthy pestle	1
#1764	fire	1
#529	fire poi	1
#795	fizzy potion	3
#517	flaming crutch	8
#856	flaming feather	1
#328	flaming mushroom	8
#362	flaming talons	18
#527	flange	2
#695	flirtatious feather	2
#151	floral print shirt	2
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#537	foolscap fool's cap	3
#271	foon	1
#99	football helmet	1
#368	forest tears	1
#660	frightful feather	3
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#672	frozen feather	3
#479	frozen mushroom	4
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#1946	fruitcake	5
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#840	furry fur	30
#264	furry pants	2
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#662	gas balloon	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#610	ghuol ears	10
#780	ghuol egg	9
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#807	ghuol guolash	3
#192	giant cactus quill	4
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1292	giant discarded plastic fork	5
#564	giant foam finger	1
#606	giant needle	30
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#2003	gingerbread bugbear	6
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#210	gingham blouse	1
#421	glass of goat's milk	18
#834	glowing red eye	4
#511	gnauga hide	6
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#217	gnoll lips	18
#554	gnoll teeth	4
#586	goat beard	4
#500	goat cheese	19
#665	goat cheese pizza	4
#429	goatskin umbrella	2
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#2319	golden ring	20
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
#898	green candy heart	3
#486	green pixel	84
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#499	gremlin juice	2
#876	grouchy restless spirit	2
#3472	grue egg	4
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#580	hair spray	2
#374	halfberd	1
#1934	hamethyst	2
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#626	handful of moss	1
#458	handful of sand	22
#475	handsomeness potion	2
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#644	heavy D	39
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#682	hellion cube	3
#1095	helmet turtle	13
#797	hemp string	2
#385	henna face paint	1
#1017	herbal stuffing	7
#493	herbs	23
#605	hermit permit	1
#560	hill of beans	16
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#324	honey-dipped locust	7
#684	hot date	1
#892	hot katana blade	2
#761	hot wing	25
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#606	huge spoon	1
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#1396	yeti fur	6
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 12,561 items total!

what items are this player missing?