Museum :: Legato89

Legato89

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#604	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#687	Knob Goblin scimitar	6
#666	Knob Goblin seltzer	4
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#719	Knob Goblin steroids	4
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#481	Knob sausage	4
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#758	Mountain Stream soda	6
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#197	Now and Earlier	24
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#333	Penultimate Fantasy chest	56
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#934	Rock Pops	52
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#904	Spam Witch sammich	5
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1005	Trollhouse cookies	6
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1081	Valentine	11
#147	WA	3
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#811	Warm Subject gift certificate	10
#306	White Citadel burger	5
#244	White Citadel fries	6
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1850	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#133	badger badge	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2042	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2129	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#725	beer lens	1
#788	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#437	bow	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1053	box	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2708	brick	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1380	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#592	can of maces	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#169	catsup	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#83	chef skull	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#169	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#1225	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#1139	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#246	cottage	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#1025	daisy	1
#964	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#469	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1263	dense meat stack	1
#59	dental pliers	1
#591	deodorant	1
#154	detective skull	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#1640	doll house	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#145	false eyelashes	4
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2519	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#323	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1764	fire	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#394	flat dough	2
#275	flower petal pie	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#97	foon	4
#99	football helmet	1
#155	forest tears	6
#462	fortune cookie	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#470	frilly skirt	6
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#148	fruit bowl	2
#3426	fruitcake	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#158	funky brass fez	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#428	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#638	ghuol egg	14
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#394	goat	1
#465	goat beard	8
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#167	golden twig	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#536	gr8ps	4
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1029	green pixel	4
#348	green pixel potion	1
#841	green snowcone	1
#108	grog	24
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5338	grue egg	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#655	hair spray	1
#374	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#214	handful of drink tickets	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#249	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	3
#861	hellion cube	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#636	hemp string	5
#1241	herb brownies	1
#995	herbs	1
#605	hermit permit	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#967	hill of beans	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#502	hot katana blade	17
#1287	hot wing	1
#192	hovering sombrero	2
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#408	infernal insoles	6
#669	inkwell	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#926	ion grid	10
#691	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	3
#683	irate sombrero	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#1828	jazz soap	1
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#1002	joybuzzer	20
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#410	jumbo olive	3
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#184	ketchup	1
#908	ketchup hound	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2060	kite	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#98	ladle of mystery	2
#550	large box	2
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#311	lead necklace	31
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#124	leaf	1
#348	leaflet	2
#692	leather chaps	1
#897	leather mask	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1074	lemon	3
#1751	length of string	1
#305	leotarrrd	6
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#60	lifeless meat doll	1
#650	lihc eye	9
#404	lihc eye pie	4
#723	lime	4
#182	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	47
#1025	line	1
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#134	linoleum crossbow string	1
#58	linoleum helmet turtle	2
#54	linoleum meat stack	1
#870	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#120	linoleum stick	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#127	linoleum sword hilt	1
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1537	logic synthesizer	2
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#1453	loose teeth	1
#377	los chinos	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#386	magic lamp	1
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#642	magical mystery juice	1
#682	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#60	maid head	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#666	maple syrup	3
#480	margarita	1
#709	mariachi G-string	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#1086	marionette	1
#666	martini	1
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#498	meat engine	1
#55	meat face	1
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#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#798	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
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#64	special sauce glove	2
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#107	unrolling pin	1
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#58	velvet choker	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
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#1642	vinegar	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
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#141	volleyball	1
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#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
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#415	wine spritzer	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
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#1454	x-ray specs	1
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#106	yakskin pants	1
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 4,250 items total!

what items are this player missing?