Museum :: Suspect

Suspect

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1338	Amulet of Yendor	2
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#508	Angry Farmer candy	149
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#509	Black No. 2	6
#800	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#630	Cold Hots candy	6
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#11	Crimbo pie	1,686
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1419	Crown of the Goblin King	15
#313	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	28
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#370	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#193	Gaia beads	19
#265	Genalen™ Bottle	7
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#227	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#212	Gnollish plunger	13
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#480	Hippy Army MPE	3
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#944	Imp Ale	69
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#367	Knob Goblin elite helm	13
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#658	Knob Goblin firecracker	14
#298	Knob Goblin harem pants	14
#260	Knob Goblin harem veil	16
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#445	Knob Goblin love potion	20
#267	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#498	Knob Goblin spatula	6
#562	Knob Goblin steroids	9
#107	Knob Goblin stink bomb	4
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#480	Knoll mushroom	16
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#669	LED block	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#594	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
#472	M-242	12
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#958	Mad Train wine	35
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#86	Mariner's Friend cough drops	10
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#100	Meat detector	6
#916	Meleegra™ pills	3
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	37
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#89	Miniborg stomper	6
#80	Miniborg strangler	6
#815	Mob Penguin cellular phone	18
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#1065	Mr. Mediocrebar	41
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#158	ND	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#571	Now and Earlier	3
#383	Oil of Parrrlay	3
#323	Orcish baseball cap	10
#340	Orcish cargo shorts	8
#307	Orcish frat-paddle	9
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#255	PADL Phone	32
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#711	Senior Mints	5
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#275	Snow Queen Crown	10
#946	Spam Witch sammich	4
#810	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#243	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
#947	Trollhouse cookies	8
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#317	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	9
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#637	Valentine	31
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#116	Warm Subject gift certificate	2,005
#855	Wint-O-Fresh mint	10
#2247	Yummy Tummy bean	21
#345	a little sump'm sump'm	7
#503	accidental cider	1
#714	adder bladder	2
#622	alphabet gum	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#408	ancient spice	3
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#185	ant hoe	2
#766	anticheese	3
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#445	antique greaves	10
#297	antique hand mirror	11
#897	antique helmet	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#802	asbestos ore	4
#478	asbestos sword	1
#489	asparagus knife	10
#769	aspirin	1
#344	asshat	4
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#860	baby killer bee	9
#1715	baconstone	3
#7427	badass belt	1
#122	bag of Cheat-Os	143
#1185	bag of airline peanuts	13
#753	bag of lard	1
#294	balaclava	2
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#2042	ball	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#389	banana smoothie	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#502	bar skin	16
#110	barskin hat	6
#758	baseball	2
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#823	bat guano	2
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#431	batblade	5
#589	batgut	24
#361	beach glass bead	9
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#770	beer bomb	6
#217	beer bong	12
#340	beer helmet	10
#334	beer lens	6
#354	begpwnia	2
#316	bejeweled pledge pin	12
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#349	bilge wine	40
#109	black facepaint	4
#669	black forest cake	1
#370	black greaves	5
#695	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#635	black pixel	16
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#547	black snowcone	4
#359	black sword	6
#530	blackberry	8
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#722	blood flower	8
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#445	bloody beer	18
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#239	blue glowstick	7
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1080	blue pixel	7
#410	blue snowcone	23
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#918	bottle of gin	6
#1392	bottle of goofballs	17
#747	bottle of rum	32
#185	bottle of sewage schnapps	42
#1217	bottle of tequila	2
#665	bottle of vodka	12
#1094	bottle of whiskey	6
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#1298	box of sunshine	153
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#402	boxed wine	54
#1937	brick	5
#345	briefcase	13
#52	broken carburetor	4
#590	broken skull	19
#213	bronzed locust	11
#740	bubbly potion	4
#1067	buckyball	3
#424	bugbear beanie	12
#594	bugbear bungguard	6
#435	bullet-proof corduroys	4
#372	bum cheek	44
#666	bunch of bananas	3
#538	cactus fruit	1
#740	can of Binarrrca	11
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#634	can of Red Minotaur	4
#421	can of Swiller	3
#118	can of black paint	3
#261	can of maces	4
#956	can of spinach	1
#1300	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#1964	candied yams	3
#2969	candy cane	5
#1326	candy stake	5
#603	cannonball charrrm	3
#507	cardboard ore	2
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#557	carob chunks	3
#518	casino pass	4
#809	cast	5
#527	catgut	8
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1059	cheap plastic bottle opener	5
#171	cheap wind-up clock	4
#173	chef's hat	81
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#474	chewing gum on a string	11
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#438	chloroform rag	3
#606	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#686	chrome ore	4
#222	chrome sword	4
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#281	chunk of rock salt	8
#380	clay peace-sign bead	7
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#1641	clown hammer	2
#652	clown shoes	2
#722	clown skin	2
#204	cob of corn	1
#457	cocktail napkin	4
#290	cocktail onion	1
#595	cocoa eggshell fragment	50
#599	coconut shell	35
#597	coffin lid	1
#581	cog	31
#156	cog and sprocket assembly	3
#364	cold ninja mask	8
#359	cold nuggets	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#263	cool whip	16
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#306	cornuthaum	19
#362	costume sword	1
#695	cranberries	14
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#426	cream stout	3
#541	creamsicle	1
#166	crowbarrr	15
#307	cruelty-free wine	7
#299	curmudgel	2
#308	cursed black pearl onion	4
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#383	cursed sea biscuit	2
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#286	dance card	6
#612	dead guy's watch	7
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#693	decorative fountain	2
#1355	defective skull	2
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#650	demon skin	6
#217	denim axe	2
#319	deodorant	8
#472	depantsing bomb	3
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#480	diamond-studded cane	9
#597	didgeridooka	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#1147	dill	12
#209	dingy planks	1
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#605	disco ball	43
#918	disease	2
#402	displaced fish	8
#349	distilled fortified wine	8
#326	distressed denim pants	8
#644	disturbing fanfic	106
#476	divine blowout	3
#332	divine can of silly string	20
#264	divine champagne popper	15
#348	divine noisemaker	15
#310	drab sonata	13
#406	draggin' ball hat	14
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#395	dried face	7
#877	dry noodles	8
#794	drywall axe	13
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1821	duct tape	4
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#67	dusty animal cranium	5
#139	dusty animal pelvis	3
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#883	dusty bottle of Merlot	3
#701	dusty bottle of Muscat	8
#720	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	8
#769	dusty bottle of Port	6
#709	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	7
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#152	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	3
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#112	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	4
#116	dusty first caudal vertebra	4
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#183	dusty first lumbar vertebra	2
#83	dusty first thoracic vertebra	5
#134	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	3
#189	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#99	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	4
#142	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	3
#200	dusty left clavicle	2
#180	dusty left eighth rib	2
#144	dusty left eleventh rib	3
#83	dusty left femur	5
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#83	dusty left fourth rib	5
#201	dusty left humerus	2
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#110	dusty left ninth rib	4
#191	dusty left scapula	2
#108	dusty left second front claw	4
#193	dusty left second rear claw	2
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#198	dusty left sixth rib	2
#140	dusty left tenth rib	3
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#78	dusty left third rib	5
#108	dusty left thumb	4
#64	dusty left tibia	6
#153	dusty left twelfth rib	3
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#127	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	3
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#196	dusty right eighth rib	2
#183	dusty right eleventh rib	2
#201	dusty right fibula	2
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#187	dusty right first rear claw	2
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#177	dusty right fourth front claw	2
#195	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
#202	dusty right fourth rib	2
#197	dusty right kneecap	2
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#192	dusty right radius	2
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#105	dusty right seventh rib	4
#188	dusty right sixth rib	2
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#83	dusty right third front claw	5
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#200	dusty right thumb	2
#196	dusty right tibia	2
#196	dusty right twelfth rib	2
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#141	dusty second lumbar vertebra	3
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#100	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	4
#131	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	3
#113	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	4
#127	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	3
#135	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	3
#197	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#184	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
#138	dusty third lumbar vertebra	3
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#136	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	3
#24	eXtreme meat sword	10
#384	eXtreme mittens	9
#379	eXtreme scarf	7
#2969	easter egg balloon	5
#2833	eggnog	1
#502	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	18
#871	empty blowgun	1
#573	empty meat tank	2
#344	enchanted barbell	4
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#52	enchanted brass knuckles	4
#313	enchanted toothpick	4
#339	energy drink IV	6
#372	enormous belt buckle	7
#255	especially salty dog	1
#333	evil golden arch	28
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#199	evil teddy bear	77
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#592	eye of newt	9
#402	eye-pod	1
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#314	eyepatch	23
#597	f3d0r4	6
#764	facsimile dictionary	11
#293	fake blood	4
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1308	fake hand	7
#460	fancy bath salts	17
#712	fancy but probably evil chocolate	9
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#1280	felt	6
#366	fermenting powder	2
#605	ferret bait	2
#671	fetid feather	2
#243	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	9
#487	filthy pestle	2
#743	fine wine	2
#1347	fire	2
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#308	fire poi	6
#858	fizzy potion	2
#465	flaming crutch	10
#768	flaming feather	2
#488	flaming talons	10
#389	flange	5
#378	flaregun	31
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#394	flat dough	2
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#125	flower petal pie	5
#247	flowing hippy skirt	3
#231	foam noodle	5
#537	foolscap fool's cap	3
#242	fortune cookie	9
#501	frigid mote	1
#306	frilly skirt	12
#474	frozen nunchaku	4
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#2871	fruitcake	2
#320	funky dried mushroom	23
#264	furniture dolly	9
#423	furry fur	150
#264	furry pants	2
#182	fuzzbump	18
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#169	ga-ga radio	21
#662	gas balloon	1
#479	gauze garter	5
#121	gauze hammock	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#443	gearbox necklace	2
#1265	ghost cucumber	15
#982	ghuol ears	1
#638	ghuol egg	14
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#293	giant cactus quill	2
#816	giant discarded bottlecap	5
#790	giant discarded plastic fork	11
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#206	giant foam finger	15
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#376	giant needle	100
#1269	giant pinky ring	8
#110	gilded ancient cursed key	2
#2822	gingerbread bugbear	3
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#318	gnatwing	14
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#544	gnoll lips	4
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#521	goat beard	6
#767	goat cheese	2
#700	goat cheese pizza	3
#429	goatskin umbrella	2
#487	gob of wet hair	18
#547	golden ring	42
#1178	googly eye	9
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#658	gr8ps	2
#559	grapefruit	4
#520	grapes	8
#393	grave robbing shovel	2
#594	green balloon	2
#1416	green beer	4
#696	green candy heart	9
#155	green candygram	3
#796	green pixel	20
#327	green smoke bomb	4
#371	green snowcone	30
#216	gremlin juice	10
#548	grog	1
#1912	grue egg	12
#633	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#457	guitar pick	5
#52	hair spray	1,000
#294	half-rotten brain	2
#246	halfberd	2
#1284	hamethyst	5
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#3460	handful of confetti	5
#764	handful of hand chalk	14
#363	handful of moss	9
#352	handful of nuts and berries	2
#647	handful of sand	8
#452	handful of sawdust	5
#276	handful of walnuts	8
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#232	handsomeness potion	9
#356	happiness	5
#1411	heart necklace	5
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#878	heart-shaped balloon	3
#370	heavy D	174
#249	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	3
#878	helmet turtle	25
#468	hemp string	12
#236	henna face paint	6
#287	henna tattoo	2
#1009	herb brownies	3
#1294	herbal stuffing	5
#153	herbs	383
#967	hill of beans	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#192	hippopotamus skin	10
#213	hippy herbal tea	3
#227	hippy medical kit	16
#482	hippy protest button	2
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#340	hot date	13
#724	hot katana blade	6
#260	hot pink lipstick	2
#1287	hot wing	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#409	huge spoon	3
#178	hypodermic needle	9
#275	ice stein	1
#489	ice-cold fotie	35
#754	ice-cold six-pack	5
#325	iced-out bling	1
#301	icy katana hilt	11
#1919	immense cyborg hand	2
#478	infernal insoles	4
#251	inflatable duck	7
#446	inkwell	5
#274	insanely spicy bean burrito	18
#402	irate sombrero	4
#448	iron pasta spoon	12
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#1140	jazz soap	13
#212	jewelry-making pliers	2
#444	jug-o-magicalness	2
#213	keg shield	15
#393	ketchup hound	10
#388	kick-ass kicks	3
#309	kickback cookbook	2
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2197	killing feather	11
#2060	kite	1
#709	kneecapping stick	14
#633	large box	1
#522	laser-broiled pear	15
#378	lavender candy heart	52
#268	lavender candygram	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#233	lead necklace	44
#124	leaf	1
#298	leaflet	3
#325	leather chaps	8
#412	leather mask	9
#743	leathery bat skin	1
#612	leathery cat skin	5
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#79	left half of a heart necklace	6
#603	length of string	19
#277	leotarrrd	7
#157	leprechaun hatchling	3
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#382	lihc face	11
#1210	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#781	line	12
#469	linoleum ore	8
#178	linoleum staff	4
#266	linoleum sword	3
#702	little paper umbrella	28
#1135	loaded serum blowgun	3
#398	long pork	2
#574	long skinny balloon	7
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#1278	loose teeth	3
#377	los chinos	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#943	mafia aria	15
#266	magic lamp	2
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#1026	magical ice cubes	4
#477	magicalness-in-a-can	5
#553	maiden wig	2
#195	makeshift crane	1
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#1345	yellow snowcone	11
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 30,850 items total!

what items are this player missing?