Museum :: Parastra

Parastra

Rank	Item	Quantity
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#18	17-ball	1
#30	A. W. O. L. commendation	131
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#81	Atomic Comic	4
#216	Atomic Pop	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#96	BRAINS shorts	14
#573	BURT	6
#15	Barney's rake	15
#191	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	14
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#50	Blood 'n' Plenty	12
#59	Blood Light	54
#105	Bone's Farm "wine"	16
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#152	CRIMBCOLOAF	14
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#78	Coily™	1
#361	Crimbo Credit	11
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#277	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#51	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	13
#94	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	6
#72	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	9
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#45	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	14
#75	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	9
#81	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	7
#61	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	9
#83	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	6
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#714	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	8
#52	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	7
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#61	FDKOL commendation	10,084
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#27	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	11
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#155	Go-Wassail	136
#89	Gummy Brains	6
#458	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#47	Lars the Cyberian	6
#239	Let Me Be!	6
#87	Lobos Mints	8
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#34	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	10
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#37	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	50
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#219	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
#35	Ms. Accessory	1
#59	Necbro wafers	19
#58	Nightstalker perfume	47
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#49	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	28
#69	Rattlin' Chains	8
#61	Red Pill	6
#200	Sensual Massage for Creeps	6
#208	Silver Bullet beer	12
#53	Skullhead's Screw	5
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#37	Sweet Sword	11
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#232	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	13
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#83	The Cooler Out of Space	33
#318	The Joy of Wassailing	11
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#15	The Necbromancer's Stein	2
#5	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	4
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#453	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	9
#562	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#134	Thwaitgold bee statuette	10
#190	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#213	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#8	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	66
#75	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	18
#189	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	10
#68	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	21
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#26	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	9
#897	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	3
#219	Thwaitgold spider statuette	12
#8	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	45
#215	Thwaitgold termite statuette	56
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#508	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#157	Ultrasoldier Serum	6
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#214	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	60
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#25	ammonite fossil	224
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#67	bag of grain	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#395	bananagate	16
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#212	bed of coals	4
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	beige clambroth marble	2
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#24	belemnite fossil	204
#22	big slimy cyst	60
#242	bindlestocking	11
#37	bite-me-red lipstick	305
#29	black brandy	2
#28	black catseye marble	1
#138	blank diary	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#196	bottle of Blank-Out	80
#148	bottle of bubbles	81
#290	bottle of fire	11
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#14	broken warbear gyrocopter	25
#36	brown crock marble	18
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#20	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#33	bumblebee marble	4
#5	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	125
#279	can of CRIMBCOLA	8
#15	can of V-11	11
#122	caustic slime nodule	3
#69	chainsaw chain	12
#117	chakra malt	1
#99	chakra-mental wine	2
#13	chamoisole	5
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#430	chocolate cigar	3
#37	cinnamon troll doll	2
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#236	comfy coffin	5
#20	consolation ribbon	1
#37	cookie cookie	11
#45	corncob pipe	23
#133	crappy brain	37
#32	crusty hula hoop	15
#74	cup of infinite pencils	16
#178	cursed scrunchie	7
#266	cylindrical mold	2
#172	decent brain	23
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#124	drone self-destruct chip	1
#25	drop of water-37	1,011
#127	drum of pomade	11
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#83	emergency margarita	1
#61	enchanted leopard-print barbell	22
#277	extra-greasy slider	8
#102	extra-see-thru nightie	6
#39	extremely skinny jeans	19
#174	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#278	festive sausage	8
#311	fiery wing	5
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#191	flamin' bindle	4
#164	flask of mining oil	11
#228	flask of tainted mining oil	11
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#368	fossilized limb	22
#171	fossilized serpent skull	5
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#281	fossilized spike	15
#255	fossilized spine	7
#188	fossilized torso	33
#323	fossilized wing	10
#161	fossilized wyrm skull	5
#73	frayed rope belt	16
#158	freezin' bindle	4
#79	frigid air mattress	7
#278	frigid fudgepuck	12
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#532	fudge lily	6
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1316	fudgecule	6
#16	fudgecycle	14
#219	fudgesicle	1
#57	funhouse mirror	16
#103	ghost protocol	7
#59	ghost trap	33
#235	ghostly body paint	21
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#164	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#284	good brain	11
#33	grape troll doll	2
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#866	green gummi ingot	6
#25	green peawee marble	49
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#90	hambrosier	2
#63	handful of honey	163
#127	handful of numbers	3
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#52	hideous egg	26
#28	high-energy mining laser	46
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#27	hobo stogie	1
#9	hockey stick of furious angry rage	3
#268	holiday cheese log	7
#160	holiday log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#19	honeycap	1
#32	honeypot	2
#152	hot daub	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#48	hot egg	4
#18	hypnodisk	1
#22	incredibly dense meat gem	1
#45	intriguing puzzle box	7
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#364	jar of fermented pickle juice	5
#42	java cookie	11
#146	jerky coins	149
#35	jet bennie marble	3
#41	jingle bell	1
#4	kumquartz	783
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#9	kumquat supersucker	265
#71	lawn dart	7
#30	lemonade marble	9
#86	letterman's jacket	3
#224	lewd playing card	11
#393	licorice root	9
#233	lime supersucker	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#88	lollipop stick	840
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#24	medium slimy cyst	15
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#329	molten brick	11
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#1340	motivational poster	1
#176	necrotizing body spray	54
#366	nugget of Crimbonium	2
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#21	old school flying disc	18
#28	old soft shoes	1
#9	optimal spreadsheet	1
#151	pack of pogs	127
#28	packet of orchid seeds	6
#57	pair of pearidot earrings	2
#81	panhandle panhandling hat	17
#1215	paperclip	1
#19	paperclip cape	2
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#15	paperclip turban	2
#17	paperclip-on tie	2
#207	pear supersucker	1
#312	pearidot	21
#29	peppermint tailings	944
#26	perl necklace	11
#42	petit fortran	11
#2032	phish stick	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#75	pocket maze	1
#389	pog #01 (spider)	2
#370	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	2
#249	pog #03 (warwelf)	4
#306	pog #04 (skleleton)	3
#392	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	2
#402	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	2
#391	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
#315	pog #08 (hellion)	3
#226	pog #09 (pirate)	5
#327	pog #10 (hobo)	3
#378	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
#121	poodle skirt	2
#209	portable photocopier	32
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#63	pottery yo-yo	1
#106	powdered candy sushi set	8
#154	press-on ribs	52
#124	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
#23	radiation-resistant helmet	63
#25	red China marble	17
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#223	red drunki-bear	1
#859	red gummi ingot	6
#46	red wagon	12
#11	red-hot medallion	1
#67	rickety old unicycle	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#27	ruby on canes	11
#53	sandwich of the gods	28
#89	sausage without a cause	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#49	servo-assisted exo-pants	33
#67	shady shades	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#82	silver face paint	1
#84	silver shotgun shell	6
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#192	sleazy bindle	4
#286	sleeping stocking	10
#42	slime-covered club	1
#14	slime-covered greaves	1
#12	slime-covered helmet	1
#34	slime-covered necklace	1
#33	slime-covered shovel	1
#35	slime-covered speargun	1
#8	slime-covered staff	1
#28	slimy alveolus	92
#13	slimy fermented bile bladder	1,723
#15	slimy sweetbreads	1,708
#1063	slow jam collection	2
#61	small slimy cyst	1
#138	smart watch	1
#278	smoked potsherd	1
#22	smoking grass	2,003
#155	sorority brain	10
#16	sorority girl's box	2
#270	space jam	1
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#387	spooky bindle	2
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#79	squeaky toy rose	1
#487	stained mattress	2
#105	stapler bear	1
#61	steely marble	1
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#283	strawberyl	25
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#47	sucker scaffold	191
#278	sucker tachi	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#799	sweet mochi ball	5
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#47	throwing bone	19
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#938	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1417	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1374	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1348	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1327	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1341	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1125	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#137	tiny slimy cyst	10
#265	toe jam	1
#321	tourmalime	21
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#25	trilobite fossil	218
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#4	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#8	villainous scythe	1
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#350	volcanic ash	10
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#150	wad of slimy rags	4
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#30	warbear LP-ROM burner	5
#88	warbear accoutrements chunk	78
#45	warbear auto-anvil	4
#40	warbear badge	4
#435	warbear battery	2
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#138	warbear bearserker mead	2
#228	warbear bearserker potion	2
#290	warbear beeping telegram	4
🥈	warbear black box	1
#142	warbear blizzard mead	2
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#47	warbear chemistry lab	4
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#99	warbear drone assembler	6
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#47	warbear empathy chip	11
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#10	warbear goggles	1
#53	warbear gyro	9
#141	warbear gyrocopter	7
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#45	warbear helm fragment	109
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#49	warbear high-efficiency still	4
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#120	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	10
#28	warbear induction oven	4
#50	warbear jackhammer drill press	4
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#252	warbear liquid overcoat	2
#9	warbear long johns	1
#247	warbear metalworking primer	4
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#103	warbear officer requisition box	7
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#363	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#150	warbear requisition box	32
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#46	warbear soda machine assembler	11
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#64	warbear superpotion	2
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#48	warbear trouser fragment	111
#244	warbear wardance potion	2
#103	warbear warrior bread	2
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#5	warbear whosit	30,071
🥈	washboard shield	1
#100	waterlogged crate	2
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#144	whisker pencil	64
#37	wild honey pie	1
#107	wind-up meatcar	103
#93	wings of fire	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#862	yellow gummi ingot	6

Wow, that's 55,423 items total!

what items are this player missing?