Museum :: Smiling Spectre

Smiling Spectre

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1116	1-ball	2
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1047	2-ball	2
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1077	3-ball	2
#1111	4-ball	2
#361	4-dimensional guitar	2
#1073	5-ball	2
#1069	6-ball	2
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1114	7-ball	2
#621	9-ball	1
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#658	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#534	Angelhair Culottes	2
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#342	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#67	BRAINS shorts	20
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#530	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#529	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	22
#71	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	37
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#21	Belt of Howling Anger	19
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#36	Bling of the New Wave	16
#23	Blood Light	141
#28	Bone's Farm "wine"	43
#542	Bonerdagon necklace	21
#23	Boots of Twilight Whispers	18
#926	Boris's ring	1
#244	Boss Bat bling	14
#1640	Boss Bat britches	5
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#13	C.H.U.M. lantern	9
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1394	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#21	CRIMBCOIDS mints	77
#12	CRIMBCOLOAF	108
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#75	Clara's bell	5
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#1059	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#997	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#992	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#31	Cloak of Dire Shadows	14
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#699	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#348	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#11	Corpse Island iced tea	206
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#773	Crown of the Goblin King	32
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#30	Das Überkühlraum trading card	4
#67	Disco 'Fro Pick	18
#312	Divine	1
#119	Dolphin King's crown	36
#979	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#322	Drowsy Sword	61
#997	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#988	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#954	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#6	Ecto-Cooler	100
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#88	El Vibrato restraints	1
#50	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#496	Elfin shortbread	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#1164	Ent cider	1
#22	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	26
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#774	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#18	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	19
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#724	Gnollish plunger	1
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#130	Go-Wassail	155
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#32	Greaves of the Murk Lord	16
#652	Green Clover of Justice	3
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#37	Helm of the Scream Emperor	11
#405	Hollandaise helmet	2
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1866	Imp Ale	1
#52	Jack-in-the-box	74
#45	Jocko Homo's head	19
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#813	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#791	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#776	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#798	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#458	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#911	Knob Goblin pants	2
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#631	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#962	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#741	Knob Goblin visor	2
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#234	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1017	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#333	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#813	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#144	Lobster qua Grill	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#656	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	41
#968	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1756	Mad Train wine	1
#304	Mae West	1
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#528	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#55	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#34	Mer-kin knucklebone	7
#106	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#7	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	130
#139	Misty Cape	14
#193	Misty Cloak	7
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#70	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#5	My First Art of War	65
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#286	Neuromancer	1
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#982	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#11	Nightstalker perfume	133
#661	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#675	Orcish baseball cap	2
#612	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#213	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#357	PEEZ dispenser	1
#623	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#313	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#937	Ram's Face Lager	1
#770	Red Rover BB gun	1
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#709	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#840	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#24	Shield of Icy Fate	18
#64	Silver Bullet beer	33
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#188	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#11	Source shades	5
#10	Source terminal DRAM chip	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#921	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#72	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#64	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#24	Sword of Dark Omens	18
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#83	The Cooler Out of Space	33
#66	The Emperor's new hat	1
#21	The Emperor's new shirt	4
#353	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#559	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#336	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#983	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#144	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1041	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#87	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#306	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#146	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1783	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#127	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	4
#605	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#210	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#1280	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#653	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#546	Thwaitgold slug statuette	4
#1929	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#505	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#543	Tuesday's ruby	2
#753	Typical Tavern swill	1
#97	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	144
#544	Valentine	46
#39	Volartta's bellbottoms	16
#104	White Hyborian	1
#87	X-37 gun	2
#509	Yakisoba's hat	3
#622	Yellow Moon of Compassion	5
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#611	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#363	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#500	accidental cider	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#668	adorable seal larva	4
#45	aerated diving helmet	7
#106	ammonite fossil	60
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#16	ancient calendar	3
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#213	ancient stone fist	2
#191	ancient stone head	2
#3685	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#677	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#281	ant rake	1
#115	antique accordion	1
#884	antique greaves	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#41	antique machete	51
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#904	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#677	arrrgyle socks	2
#431	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#386	asbestos staff	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#642	asshat	1
#1222	badass belt	45
#1648	bag of airline peanuts	3
#429	balaclava	1
#630	balaclava baklava	1
#304	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#309	balloon sword	1
#8	balsam barrel	2
#1146	banana	1
#69	banana supersucker	11
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#143	basic meat sword	1
#89	bat hat	1
#783	batblade	1
#7	bauxite beret	61
#4	bauxite bow-tie	60
🥉	bauxite boxers	62
#267	bean burrito	1
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#115	beautiful soup	1
#569	beer bong	1
#668	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#173	beer-soaked mop	2
#784	beertini	1
#29	bejeweled cufflinks	95
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#64	belemnite fossil	82
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#313	big bass drum	2
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#800	bilge wine	1
#92	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#34	bite-me-red lipstick	333
#589	black & tan	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#693	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2109	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#724	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#63	blammer	1
#138	blank diary	1
#197	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#2626	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#1032	bloody beer	1
#818	bloody clown pants	2
#620	bloody mary	1
#145	blue money bag	1
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2375	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#429	bone chips	31
#428	bone flute	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#62	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#622	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#512	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#340	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1059	box	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#243	boxing glove	1
#54	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#452	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#91	brand new key	1
#67	broken clock	1
#501	broken sword	2
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#247	brown crock marble	1
#22	bubble-wrap simulator	86
#336	bucket of honey	1
#159	bucket of wine	1
#106	buffalo blade	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#895	bugbear bungguard	2
#590	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#289	buoybottoms	2
#534	calle de miel	1
#553	can of Swiller	1
#592	can of maces	1
#14	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	309
#4785	candy cane	1
#3831	candy stake	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#90	cap gun	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#638	carob chunk noodles	1
#733	carob chunks	1
#40	catskin cap	2
#169	catsup	1
#687	centipede eggs	1
#235	charming flute	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#662	cherry	1
#152	chintzy accordion pin	4
#63	chintzy disco ball pendant	15
#252	chintzy noodle ring	3
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#820	chopsticks	1
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#31	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	24
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#115	clown whip	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#67	club necklace	54
#202	cob of corn	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#433	coffin lid	2
#200	compression stocking	1
#71	cool jelly donut	1
#745	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#51	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	2
#522	corn holder	1
#570	corncob pipe	1
#703	cornuthaum	2
#11	corpse on the beach	214
#11	corpsedriver	182
#12	corpsetini	190
#259	costume sword	2
#246	cottage	1
#128	crêepy mask	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#487	cranberry schnapps	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#567	cream stout	1
#538	creamsicle	1
#113	crowbar	2
#540	crowbarrr	2
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#599	cup of infinite pencils	1
#179	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#488	cursed black pearl onion	1
#493	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#35	cursed scrunchie	31
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#138	day-old beer	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#109	dead lights pie	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#228	delicious spicy noodles	1
#7	delicious star salad	36
#374	denim axe	1
#367	dented harmonica	2
#764	desiccated apricot	1
#60	dethklok	1
#71	diamond necklace	53
#850	diamond-studded cane	2
#595	didgeridooka	1
#480	dire fudgesicle	1
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#392	disbelief suspenders	2
#1843	disco ball	1
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#275	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#291	disembodied smile	1
#226	dishrag	2
#982	distilled fortified wine	1
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#220	double-barreled sling	2
#78	double-ice box	1
#771	draggin' ball hat	2
#295	dragon snaps	1
#264	dry martini	1
#210	dry vodka martini	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#10	duct tape sword	18
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#138	dusty animal pelvis	3
#1039	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1061	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1028	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1059	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1013	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#141	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	3
#189	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#102	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	4
#97	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	4
#53	dusty left first front claw	7
#199	dusty left second rib	2
#83	dusty left seventh rib	5
#104	dusty left third rib	4
#288	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#145	dusty right fifth rib	3
#190	dusty right ninth rib	2
#107	dusty right scapula	4
#131	dusty second thoracic vertebra	3
#40	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	8
#119	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	4
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#716	eXtreme mittens	2
#668	eXtreme scarf	2
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#171	elephant stinger	2
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#288	elven hardtack	1
#303	elven squeeze	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#539	energy drink IV	1
#365	enormous hoop earring	2
#14	ert grey goo ring	65
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#508	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#313	extremely skinny jeans	1
#172	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
#401	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#806	f3d0r4	2
#137	fancy beef jerky	1
#14	fancy opera glasses	116
#324	fettucini Inconnu	1
#997	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#487	filthy pestle	2
#233	finger cymbals	2
#529	fire poi	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#134	fistful of ashes	38
#497	flamin' bindle	1
#812	flaming crutch	2
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#793	flaming talons	2
#770	flavored foot massage oil	3
#215	flimsy clipboard	2
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#494	foam noodle	1
#429	foie gras	1
#630	foolscap fool's cap	2
#265	foon	1
#461	fortune cookie	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#621	friendly cheez blob	4
#108	frigid fudgepuck	41
#192	frigid hankyū	2
#427	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#91	frosty halo	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#539	furniture dolly	1
#262	furry pants	2
#338	fuzzy busby	8
#300	fuzzy earmuffs	7
#608	fuzzy montera	1
#496	ga-ga radio	2
#20	garbage sticker	1
#17	garish pinky ring	118
#147	ghost cucumber	266
#1351	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#161	giant candy cane	1
#28	giant designer sunglasses	95
#110	giant discarded bottlecap	42
#337	giant discarded plastic fork	30
#242	giant discarded torn-up glove	19
#563	giant foam finger	1
#239	giant marshmallow	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#236	giant pinky ring	64
#274	gimlet	1
#3934	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3806	gingerbread horror	1
#65	glacial clock	1
#88	glass gnoll eye	1
#245	glass of baboon milk	1
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#86	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
#12	glowing fungus	72
#1107	glowing red eye	1
#821	goat beard	1
#40	goat cheese	1,500
#948	goat cheese pizza	1
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#131	goblin autoblowgun	2
#129	goblin hunting spear	2
#275	gold lamé pants	2
#256	gold wedding ring	30
#782	gr8ps	1
#772	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#193	grass hat	1
#326	grassy cutlass	2
#391	grave robbing shovel	2
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#14	green gummi ingot	1,402
#278	green peawee marble	1
#547	grog	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#62	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	2
#390	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#275	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#5	gummi canary	1,221
#4	gummi salamander	1,220
🥉	gummi snake	1,220
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#248	half-sized guitar	2
#46	hammerus	1
🥉	hand-carved bokken	20
#37	hand-carved staff	2
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#509	wicker shield	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#476	witty rapier	2
#1246	wolf mask	1
#430	wonderwall shield	1
#813	wooden stakes	1
#595	wool hat	1
#206	world's smallest violin	2
#408	worn tophat	2
#587	wreath of laurels	1
#528	wrench bracelet	5
#227	ye olde golde frontes	1
#335	yellow brick road	1
#16	yellow gummi ingot	1,358
#1796	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1635	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#605	yohohoyo	1

what items are this player missing?