Museum :: Smiling Spectre

Smiling Spectre

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1118	1-ball	2
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1051	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#1114	4-ball	2
#363	4-dimensional guitar	2
#1077	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1116	7-ball	2
#626	9-ball	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#661	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#347	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#67	BRAINS shorts	20
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#510	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	23
#72	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	37
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#21	Belt of Howling Anger	19
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#37	Bling of the New Wave	16
#24	Blood Light	141
#28	Bone's Farm "wine"	43
#540	Bonerdagon necklace	21
#23	Boots of Twilight Whispers	18
#925	Boris's ring	1
#223	Boss Bat bling	15
#1645	Boss Bat britches	5
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#11	C.H.U.M. lantern	10
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1393	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1423	CRIMBCO wine	3
#22	CRIMBCOIDS mints	77
#12	CRIMBCOLOAF	108
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#77	Clara's bell	5
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#31	Cloak of Dire Shadows	14
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#700	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#319	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	8
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#11	Corpse Island iced tea	213
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#756	Crown of the Goblin King	33
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#30	Das Überkühlraum trading card	4
#68	Disco 'Fro Pick	18
#313	Divine	1
#77	Dolphin King's crown	48
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#311	Drowsy Sword	62
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#7	Ecto-Cooler	100
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#51	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#20	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	39
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#18	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	19
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#132	Go-Wassail	155
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#32	Greaves of the Murk Lord	16
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#331	Heimandatz's heart	5
#37	Helm of the Scream Emperor	11
#408	Hollandaise helmet	2
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#50	Jack-in-the-box	75
#46	Jocko Homo's head	19
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#814	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#800	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#816	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#400	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#644	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	42
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#34	Mer-kin knucklebone	7
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#7	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	130
#140	Misty Cape	14
#184	Misty Cloak	8
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#69	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#4	My First Art of War	72
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#11	Nightstalker perfume	133
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#676	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#360	PEEZ dispenser	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#24	Shield of Icy Fate	18
#66	Silver Bullet beer	33
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#11	Source shades	5
#10	Source terminal DRAM chip	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#74	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#24	Sword of Dark Omens	18
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#83	The Cooler Out of Space	33
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#22	The Emperor's new shirt	4
#357	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#562	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#350	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#151	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#318	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#172	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#130	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	4
#618	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#224	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#1297	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#663	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#535	Thwaitgold slug statuette	5
#276	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#1948	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#508	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#95	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	144
#497	Valentine	50
#39	Volartta's bellbottoms	16
#105	White Hyborian	1
#87	X-37 gun	2
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#623	Yellow Moon of Compassion	5
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#45	aerated diving helmet	8
#106	ammonite fossil	60
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#17	ancient calendar	3
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#214	ancient stone fist	2
#191	ancient stone head	2
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#38	antique machete	60
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#50	asteroid belt	1
#1195	badass belt	46
#1647	bag of airline peanuts	3
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#8	balsam barrel	2
#1145	banana	1
#69	banana supersucker	11
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#89	bat hat	1
#783	batblade	1
#5	bauxite beret	67
#6	bauxite bow-tie	64
🥉	bauxite boxers	66
#267	bean burrito	1
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#116	beautiful soup	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#175	beer-soaked mop	2
#787	beertini	1
#28	bejeweled cufflinks	99
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#64	belemnite fossil	82
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#314	big bass drum	2
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#34	bite-me-red lipstick	333
#590	black & tan	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#726	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#63	blammer	1
#138	blank diary	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#1035	bloody beer	1
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#622	bloody mary	1
#145	blue money bag	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#376	bone chips	37
#430	bone flute	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#63	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1054	box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#92	brand new key	1
#67	broken clock	1
#501	broken sword	2
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#247	brown crock marble	1
#23	bubble-wrap simulator	86
#335	bucket of honey	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#289	buoybottoms	2
#535	calle de miel	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#593	can of maces	1
#14	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	316
#4786	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#91	cap gun	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#40	catskin cap	2
#169	catsup	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#234	charming flute	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#155	chintzy accordion pin	4
#64	chintzy disco ball pendant	15
#255	chintzy noodle ring	3
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#822	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#31	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	24
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#115	clown whip	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#68	club necklace	54
#203	cob of corn	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#200	compression stocking	1
#70	cool jelly donut	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#51	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	2
#523	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#704	cornuthaum	2
#11	corpse on the beach	225
#11	corpsedriver	197
#12	corpsetini	196
#259	costume sword	2
#246	cottage	1
#129	crêepy mask	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#114	crowbar	2
#541	crowbarrr	2
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#180	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#35	cursed scrunchie	31
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#110	dead lights pie	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#6	delicious star salad	40
#375	denim axe	1
#368	dented harmonica	2
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#61	dethklok	1
#70	diamond necklace	53
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#597	didgeridooka	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#1848	disco ball	1
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#275	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#228	dishrag	2
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#220	double-barreled sling	2
#79	double-ice box	1
#771	draggin' ball hat	2
#295	dragon snaps	1
#266	dry martini	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#10	duct tape sword	18
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#139	dusty animal pelvis	3
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#142	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	3
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#103	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	4
#98	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	4
#53	dusty left first front claw	7
#199	dusty left second rib	2
#83	dusty left seventh rib	5
#105	dusty left third rib	4
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#145	dusty right fifth rib	3
#190	dusty right ninth rib	2
#107	dusty right scapula	4
#132	dusty second thoracic vertebra	3
#40	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	8
#120	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	4
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#670	eXtreme scarf	2
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#172	elephant stinger	2
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#288	elven hardtack	1
#304	elven squeeze	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#16	ert grey goo ring	66
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#173	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
#403	eye-pod	1
#1084	eyepatch	1
#806	f3d0r4	2
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#13	fancy opera glasses	121
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#487	filthy pestle	2
#233	finger cymbals	2
#529	fire poi	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#135	fistful of ashes	38
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#811	flaming crutch	2
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#793	flaming talons	2
#770	flavored foot massage oil	3
#216	flimsy clipboard	2
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#431	foie gras	1
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#269	foon	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#628	friendly cheez blob	4
#107	frigid fudgepuck	41
#193	frigid hankyū	2
#428	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#91	frosty halo	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#264	furry pants	2
#311	fuzzy busby	9
#300	fuzzy earmuffs	7
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#21	garbage sticker	1
#16	garish pinky ring	123
#146	ghost cucumber	271
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#161	giant candy cane	1
#27	giant designer sunglasses	96
#87	giant discarded bottlecap	49
#230	giant discarded plastic fork	39
#243	giant discarded torn-up glove	19
#563	giant foam finger	1
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#185	giant pinky ring	81
#275	gimlet	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#65	glacial clock	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#245	glass of baboon milk	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#86	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
#12	glowing fungus	72
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#820	goat beard	1
#41	goat cheese	1,500
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#131	goblin autoblowgun	2
#130	goblin hunting spear	2
#276	gold lamé pants	2
#255	gold wedding ring	31
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#193	grass hat	1
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#392	grave robbing shovel	2
#882	green balloon	1
#1910	green beer	1
#12	green gummi ingot	1,673
#278	green peawee marble	1
#548	grog	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#63	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	2
#391	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#5	gummi canary	1,477
#4	gummi salamander	1,467
🥉	gummi snake	1,461
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#249	half-sized guitar	2
#47	hammerus	1
#4	hand-carved bokken	22
#38	hand-carved staff	2
#407	handful of nuts and berries	1
#647	happiness	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#78	heart necklace	52
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#475	witty rapier	2
#1245	wolf mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#595	wool hat	1
#207	world's smallest violin	2
#410	worn tophat	2
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#465	wrench bracelet	6
#6	yam battery	18
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#15	yellow gummi ingot	1,634
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 133,229 items total!

what items are this player missing?