Museum :: Woolfben

Woolfben

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1436	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1425	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#932	334 scroll	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#2035	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2387	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1647	Boss Bat britches	5
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1874	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3219	Crimbuck	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#1205	Drowsy Sword	10
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#653	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#606	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#593	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#871	Instant Karma	3
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1051	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1206	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1045	Knob Goblin pants	1
#740	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1057	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#942	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#1116	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#524	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1729	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#695	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#701	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#160	Mr. Accessory	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#293	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#62	Staff of the Soupbone	3
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1953	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#364	a butt tuba	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1005	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#534	ancient spice	1
#3680	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#642	asshat	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1853	baby killer bee	1
#2453	baconstone	1
#408	baconstone pendant	1
#3567	badass belt	11
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#2043	ball	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#899	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#942	bat guano	1
#230	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#966	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#787	beertini	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1007	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#378	bird rib	1
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#510	black eyedrops	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#577	black pepper	1
#1045	black pixel	1
#424	black pudding	4
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#726	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1033	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#689	blue class ring	2
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2623	blue striped oyster egg	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#1954	bottle of goofballs	11
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#543	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#322	boulder	1
#1139	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1053	box	1
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#228	breath mint	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1096	bum cheek	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#98	can cannon	1
#553	can of Swiller	1
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#4789	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#3833	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#215	catgut taco	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#234	charming flute	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#665	cherry	1
#273	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#764	chorizo taco	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#617	clay peace-sign bead	1
#968	cloudy potion	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#3275	club necklace	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1227	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#596	coffin lid	1
#404	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#650	communications windchimes	1
#864	cool whip	1
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#522	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#434	cream pie	1
#161	crowbar	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#522	cruelty-free wine	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#963	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#715	dehydrated caviar	1
#923	demon skin	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#3288	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#596	didgeridooka	1
#383	digital key lime pie	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1099	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1629	disassembled clover	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#343	dishrag	1
#786	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#986	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#1641	doll house	1
#1608	dollhive	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#764	drum machine	1
#265	dry martini	1
#1142	dry noodles	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1978	drywall axe	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#1335	duct tape	11
#45	dueling banjo	1
#553	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1042	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1063	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1061	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1016	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#307	dusty left third rib	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1280	dwarf bread	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#1116	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#205	enchanted eyepatch	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#733	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#163	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#401	eye-pod	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#1882	fancy chocolate car	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#294	fat bottom quark	1
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#522	filthy lucre	74
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#528	fire poi	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#141	fishy fish	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#954	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#323	flaming mushroom wine	1
#940	flaming talons	1
#905	flaregun	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#274	flower petal pie	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#792	foolscap fool's cap	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#461	fortune cookie	1
#325	frat brats	1
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1457	furry fur	1
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#428	furry pants	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#983	ghuol ears	1
#1349	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#997	ghuol guolash	1
#256	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3941	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#770	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#821	goat beard	1
#948	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#824	gob of wet hair	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#2657	googly eye	1
#1168	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#76	grass whistle	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#1908	green beer	1
#702	green clay bead	6
#1109	green pixel	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#548	grog	1
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1227	gyroscope	1
#655	hair spray	1
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#375	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#138	hand grenegg	1
#2398	handful of confetti	12
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#397	handful of sand	31
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#647	happiness	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#453	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#552	hellseal claw	1
#518	hellseal whisker	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#180	hemp net	1
#892	hemp string	1
#384	henna face paint	1
#426	herb brownies	46
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#995	herbs	1
#1881	herringcello	1
#967	hill of beans	1
#313	hippy bongo	1
#549	hippy medical kit	1
#577	hippy protest button	1
#576	honey-dipped locust	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#684	hot date	1
#999	hot katana blade	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#1288	hot wing	1
#605	huge spoon	1
#728	hypodermic needle	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#616	icy katana hilt	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#425	icy-hot katana	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#740	infernal insoles	1
#668	inkwell	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#683	irate sombrero	1
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#130	jumping bean taco	1
#283	jungle drum	1
#505	keg shield	1
#907	ketchup hound	1
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#2061	kite	1
#1897	kneecapping stick	1
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#632	large box	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
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Wow, that's 1,527 items total!

what items are this player missing?