Museum :: coffindodger

coffindodger

Rank	Item	Quantity
#71	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	6
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#158	BACON	10
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#573	BURT	6
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#51	Bloody Nora	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
#104	Cherry Cloaca Cola	20
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#865	Cold Hots candy	3
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#441	Crimbo Credit	4
#867	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#684	Crimbo fudge	13
#691	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#233	Crimbo salad	5
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#306	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#153	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	26
#96	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#125	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	4
#143	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#176	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#132	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	4
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#121	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	40
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#114	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	41
#111	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	14
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#141	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	33
#116	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	4
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#169	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	9
#124	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	38
#109	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	14
#139	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	31
#152	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#5	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	3
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#115	DUFRESNE Suds	63
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	11
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	7
#21	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	12
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	8
#164	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	6
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	9
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#130	Elvish delight	2
#447	FDKOL commendation	409
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#50	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	3
#86	Flamin' Whatshisname	3
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#258	Friendliness Beverage	4
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#64	Green Burlap	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#80	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#87	Inner Strength	4
#82	Inner Truth	4
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#81	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#387	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	13
#240	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#268	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	5
#90	PB&BP	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#54	Princess Rutabaga trading card	3
#152	Racisto Ruidoso	2
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#125	Science Notebook	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#745	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
#40	Tequiz Navidad	5
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#408	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#313	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#663	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#16	Time Cape	1
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#221	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#163	Wax Flask	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#66	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#2453	Yummy Tummy bean	11
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#8	antique Canadian lantern	24
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#1063	astral mushroom	2
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#28	baked stuffing	1
#27	balanced antler	5
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#602	bananagate	7
#101	barrel-aged martini	1
#41	beavermouth	286
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#859	belemnite fossil	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#105	black and white cracker	4
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#175	blue grass	3
#56	blue plastic baby	6
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#89	bottle of Amontillado	1
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#408	bottle of fire	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#173	bread line	5
#105	breakfast miracle	2
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#20	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#76	can of the cheapest beer	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#127	candied bolts	7
#558	candied nuts	3
#2972	candy cane	5
#242	candy cigarette	2
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#241	candy skeleton	1
#920	candy stake	7
#558	canteen of wine	47
#802	cement sandals	1
#65	chakra sludge	18
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#128	cheer extractor	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#21	circle drum	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#40	cocoa chondrule	3
#149	cold water bottle	1
#51	communal gobstopper	8
#65	contract enforcement stick	26
#565	cookie cookie	1
#441	corrupted data	20
#22	corrupted marrow	54
#104	cranberry cordial	3
#29	crazy bastard sword	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#99	cursed wishbone	3
#476	cyborg doll	3
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#49	deadfall branch	2
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#241	droll monocle	1
#465	drop of water-37	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#342	eldritch effluvium	5
#28	eldritch extract	7
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#560	elven limbos gingerbread	24
#1550	elven cellocello	12
#664	elven moonshine	14
#685	elven socks	6
#1015	elven suicide capsule	19
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#173	executive mime flask	6
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#19	expired can of franks 'n' beans	2
#428	extra-greasy slider	4
#174	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#2392	felt	1
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#15	fiberglass insulation	3
#388	fiery wing	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#164	flask of mining oil	11
#89	flask of rainwater	15
#256	flask of tainted mining oil	9
#93	floaty gravel	2
#910	floaty sand	2
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1211	fudgecule	16
#18	gamma nog	193
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#191	glittery mascara	5
#72	glob of spoiled mayo	21
#70	grape troll doll	1
#782	gray bow tie	7
#135	grilled mooseflank	15
#59	gummi snake	12
#103	gummi turtle	14
#119	gun cleaning kit	1
#36	gun parts	11
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#1206	herringcello	16
#251	high-energy mining laser	2
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#174	hot watered rum	1
#135	hunk of granite	11
#98	hushed puppy	4
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#78	irradiated turtle	14
#59	jagged tooth	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#550	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
#317	java cookie	3
#734	jawbruiser	4
#210	jive turkey leg	3
#79	karma shawarma	1
#207	kiwi beak	2
#785	knuckle sandwich	21
#651	kumquartz	5
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#433	licorice root	7
#24	little red book	1
#836	live wire	1
#406	llama lama gong	1
#377	lollipop stick	133
#97	mafia filofax	2
#59	mangled finger	7
#251	marionette collective	3
#670	mesh cap	1
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#474	mime soul fragment	4
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#85	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#95	miming shirt	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#1763	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#38	mooseflank	251
#264	muffled muffuletta	2
#7	muskox-skin cap	25
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#2526	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#613	nanite-infested fruitcake	8
#870	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6
#181	nega-mushroom	8
#182	negative lump	271
#76	negotiatin' hammer	6
#67	neutron lollipop	17
#870	night-vision goggles	2
#154	not-a-pipe	3
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#100	nugget of Crimbonium	51
#190	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#2848	obsidian dagger	2
#83	oldcake	4
#1616	oozenog	3
#139	overcookie	4
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#1142	patent leather shoes	2
#239	pear	1
#41	pear tart	23
#78	pec oil	26
#987	penguin focaccia bread	19
#963	penguin thesaurus	5
#181	peppermint tailings	115
#213	perl necklace	3
#219	personalized birthday cake	7
#788	petit 4.1	1
#87	petit fortran	6
#27	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
#180	phish stick	6
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#194	pitted sheet metal	1
#57	pixel beer	1
#39	pixel cross	32
#42	pixel holy water	30
#66	pixel morning star	1
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#449	pixellated candy heart	33
#19	plaid bandage	7
#59	plaid swatch	12
#136	plain old beer	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#46	plastic bazooka	2
#275	plastic cup of beer	4
#8	plate of Frigid Northern Beans	10
#11	plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	9
#11	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	9
#16	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4
#12	plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	13
#1722	polyalloy shield	2
#58	portable dam	2
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#42	pottery training pants	1
#63	pottery yo-yo	1
#601	powdered candy sushi set	3
#102	powdered gold	1
#37	primitive candy cane	6
#275	prismatic wad	6
#18	pristine walrus tusk	7
#62	protection stick	28
#733	pulsing flesh	5
#145	pumpkin beer	5
#594	pumpkinhead mask	10
#28	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
#69	quantum nanopolymer spider web	5
#847	quantum taco	1
#205	radiation-resistant helmet	5
#202	raisin	2
#29	red armband	1
#73	red blood cells	12
#102	red drunki-bear	6
#63	red letter	14
#326	red plastic baby	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#44	reusable shopping bag	1
#404	ribbon candy	1
#439	roboduck-on-a-string	3
#359	ruby on canes	2
#47	runny fermented egg	5
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#160	scrap of shadow	1
#108	servo-assisted exo-pants	14
#210	set of jacks	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#133	shovelful of dirt	14
#91	shushed potatoes	4
#95	silent B	2
#203	silent I	1
#44	silent Z	4
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#71	silver keg	1
#235	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	7
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#34	skin oil	3
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#199	smoked potsherd	3
🥉	snow belly	1
#102	snow berries	1
#79	snow crab	1
🥉	snow pants	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#195	sparking robo-battery	4
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#97	spiritual eggnog	3
#192	spiritual fruitcake	2
#40	spiritual gingerbread	5
#1069	spooky bark	1
#391	spooky hockey mask	4
#744	spooky sap	9
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#157	stale Cheer-E-Os	3
#147	stale cheer wine	4
#105	stapler bear	1
#70	steel drivin' hammer	16
#787	strange shiny disc	2
#1330	stray chihuahua	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#2642	stuffing	1
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#670	sucker scaffold	3
#278	sucker tachi	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#92	swamp lolly	2
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#134	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#224	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#616	tassel	1
#105	tasty tart	15
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#102	tea for one	3
#140	teeny-tiny magic scroll	5
#157	thick walrus blubber	4
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#171	throwing candy	2
#1219	throwing wrench	3
#141	tiny bomb	9
#630	tiny bottle of absinthe	9
#208	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	8
#301	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	6
#119	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	10
#81	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	5
#83	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	12
#97	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	5
#228	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	3
#58	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	14
#60	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	14
#63	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	6
#52	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	15
#389	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	5
#184	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	3
#225	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
#153	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	9
#89	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	12
#114	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	4
#189	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
#55	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	6
#302	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	6
#261	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	7
#98	tiny die-cast golden ring	4
#205	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	3
#52	tiny die-cast killing bird	6
#129	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	10
#51	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	15
#113	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	4
#116	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	10
#105	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	4
#70	tiny die-cast turtle mech	5
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#34	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	2
#1417	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#35	tiny plastic Café Elf	2
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#160	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	6
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#144	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	6
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#467	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	2
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1374	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#2161	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1348	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1327	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1341	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2801	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#36	tiny plastic orphan	2
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#34	tiny plastic reindeer	2
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#1125	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#863	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#27	tiny plastic wild beaver	2
#2789	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#1238	top	3
#757	tourmalime	3
#1580	towel	2
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#81	toy sixgun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#45	traditional Crimbo cookie	19
#215	transparent nog	2
#164	transporter transponder	6
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#1443	twitching claw	2
#83	two meat muck	1
#229	ultimate ultimate frisbee	2
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#195	unquiet spirits	4
#107	unrolling pin	1
#2305	unstable DNA	1
#2235	unstable laser battery	20
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#1542	unusual disco ball	1
#19	unusual oil	11
#456	upsy daisy	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#188	wad of cotton	16
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#100	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#189	warbear battery	15
#20	warbear bearserker potion	76
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#79	warbear exhaust manifold	3
#77	warbear exo-arm	3
#194	warbear gyrocopter	5
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#23	warbear liquid overcoat	76
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#70	warbear oil pan	3
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#19	warbear wardance potion	76
#186	warbear whosit	1,021
#62	white blood cells	1
#48	white elephant gift	1
#114	white page	1
#93	wings of fire	1
#53	worksite credentials	1
#1379	yellow candy heart	1
#101	yellow drunki-bear	6
#126	yule gruel	5
#102	yule pup	1

Wow, that's 5,832 items total!

what items are this player missing?