Jebustheathiest

RankItemQuantity
#64"Humorous" T-shirt4
#262'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign7
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#458Amulet of Yendor46
#60Asleep in the Cemetery14
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1398Baron von Ratsworth's monocle8
#825Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#32Benetton's Medley of Diversity3
#58Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook10
#121Blizzards I Have Died In6
#523Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#419Bonerdagon necklace28
#37Boris's key lime22
#528Boss Bat bling6
#732Boss Bat britches20
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#45Chorale of Companionship2
#279Codpiece of the Goblin King25
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#350Crimbo wreath2
#1681Crimboween memo4
#2380Crimbuck11
#1002Crown of the Goblin King24
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#229Deactivated O. A. F.3
#190Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#1086Drowsy Sword12
#60Elron's Explosive Etude2
#161Feynman gate77
#698Frosty's frosty mug1
#1027Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#9Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times5
#21Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics3
#57Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin2
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#1675Iron Beta of Industry1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#40Jarlsberg's key lime23
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#363LED block3
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#383Let Me Be!4
#1651Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet12
#604Loudmouth Larry Lamprey24
#53Lucky Surprise Egg204
#356MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech24
#71Maxing, Relaxing9
#638Microplushie: Bropane9
#563Microplushie: Dorkonide4
#749Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid2
#455Microplushie: Fauxnerditide4
#721Microplushie: Gothochondria5
#657Microplushie: Hippylase10
#578Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#917Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#782Microplushie: Otakulone5
#639Microplushie: Raverdrine6
#673Microplushie: Sororitrate7
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#35Mudflap-Girl Ring2
#478Nickel Gamma of Frugality12
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#627Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#665Orange Star of Sacrifice3
#526Order of the Silver Wossname1
#209Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster15
#66Pendant of Fire1
#815Pink Heart of Spirit1
#696Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#434Pokëmann figurine: Nothing3
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#666Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#699Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#175Prelude of Precision1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#104Sensual Massage for Creeps9
#127Sinful Desires5
#47Sneaky Pete's key lime20
#533St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket10
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#325Summer Nights4
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#101The Ring1
#612Travels with Jerry2
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1149Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#198Zim Merman's guitar4
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
🥉Zombo's empty eye2
#426Zu Mannkäse Dienen4
#123abominable snowcone198
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#86arse-a'fire elixir2
#305astronaut pants30
#380atomic vector plotter10
#107baby cuddlefish2
#275baby killer bee36
#1174baconstone6
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#965badass belt56
#788bag of airline peanuts34
#753bag of lard1
#236baggie of powdered sugar107
#322balloon monkey5
#727banana4
#337banana cream pie1
#63banana daiquiri6
#118banana smoothie8
#66banana spritzer5
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#306barrrnacle52
#224bat-shaped Crimboween cookie7
#994battered Crimbo Crate6
#293bed of coals3
#132bi-lateral logic compressor29
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
#654black candy heart5
#639black paisley oyster egg8
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#257black snowcone14
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#613black-and-blue light28
#249blob-shaped Crimbo cookie27
#607blue glowstick2
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#612blue plasma ball29
#253blue plastic baby1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#384blue snowcone28
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#459blueberry-frosted king cake2
#498borg sock monkey3
#286bottle of Mystic Shell3
#343bottle of antifreeze3
#834bottle of goofballs31
#276bow2
#142bow staff1
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#5245box of sunshine6
#785brick44
#447brown plastic baby1
#357bubbly potion32
#1067buckyball3
#69bunch of bananas90
#228burrowgrub hive1
#545can of fake snow1
#269can of spinach8
#275candy stake19
#242canteen of wine100
#124capacitor relay104
#129carbon nanotube frame106
#85cheap elven gloves35
#72chitinous pod1
#1037chunk of depleted Grimacite8
#336cloudy potion36
#678clown hammer38
#1980club necklace3
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#507colorful plastic ball10
#187comfy coffin6
#191computronic processing unit20
#383concentrated garbage juice2
#20consolation ribbon1
🥉control crystal1
#74cosmic lemonade2
#476cyborg doll3
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#361dark potion34
#32dead guy's memento1
#43dead guy's piece of double-sided tape1
#615deadly lampshade1
#92deck of tropical cards4
#455defective skull49
#70depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick5
#1150designer handbag1
#1957diamond necklace3
#46digital key lime24
#1640doll house1
#425dollhive20
#214donkey flipbook4
#511drywall axe25
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#459dusty Crimbo crate24
#284effervescent potion53
#322effluvious emerald3
#91elven limbos gingerbread100
#90elven moonshine100
#139elven socks27
#194elven whittling knife1
#182enchanted leopard-print barbell15
#362encoder ring49
#726evil googly eye5
#324evil teddy bear47
#703explosion-flavored chewing gum37
#493extra-greasy slider3
#507fake blood2
#643fake fake vomit49
#568fake hand48
#512fake plastic grass3
#470fancy but probably evil chocolate12
#189fancy dress ball83
#101festive holiday hat31
#435fetid feather12
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#58filth-encrusted futon10
#606fire9
#692[2426]fire flower1
#381fizzy potion31
#378flaming feather24
#838flashing novelty button2
#605flavored foot massage oil21
#382flirtatious feather14
#15floaty gravel6
#90floaty rock1
#556foam dart30
#121foreign box1
#323freezin' bindle2
#419frightful feather15
#40frigid air mattress10
#323frigid mote2
#604frozen banquet2
#375frozen feather23
#324gearbox necklace3
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#278giant discarded bottlecap19
#600giant discarded plastic fork16
#216giant discarded torn-up glove21
#288giant pinky ring56
#217gingerbread horror21
#307gingerbread house2
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#35gnashing teeth1
#393goat1
#589golden ring41
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#102gray bow tie50
#299green candy heart83
#766green glowstick2
#169green snowcone141
#1146grue egg23
#377grue egg omelette6
#732gyroscope3
#88hamethyst earring2
#164hamethyst necklace3
#133hamethyst ring2
#1246handful of confetti32
#2508heart necklace2
#306hovering sombrero1
#259hyperbolic plasma focuser14
#1376iGoogly3
#758immense cyborg hand6
#335incredibly creepy marionette10
#112ion grid136
#427ion-pulse modulation stabilizer8
#1886irradiated candy cane3
#111irradiated pet snacks3
#362jar of fermented pickle juice5
#581jar of squeeze1
#203jar of swamp gas319
#551jazz soap53
#617joybuzzer47
#110killer rag doll21
#1197killing feather38
#122knuckle sandwich200
#737laser-broiled pear12
#289lavender candy heart94
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#91leaf2
#223lewd playing card11
#93logic synthesizer154
#198longhaired hippy wig3
#432lucky bottlecap2
#862lucky rabbit's foot7
#234mad scientist's sock monkey13
#532magical ice cube with a fly in it57
#1086marionette1
#251marionette collective3
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#351milky potion31
#54miniature antlers2
#1661monomolecular yo-yo3
#321murky potion39
#1120mylar scout drone3
#2559nanite-infested eggnog2
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#696nanofiber cloth6
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1616oozenog3
#203orange candy heart226
#214orange snowcone114
#53outrageous sombrero5
#328oversized fish scaler11
#1558pack of KWE trading card1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#67pair of twitching claws1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#101patent leather shoes50
#87penguin thesaurus61
#85perpendicular hula with a fly in it3
#700personalized coffee mug29
#2034pet rock2
#466pet rock "Groucho" disguise55
#628pet rock "Snooty" disguise46
#160pink candy heart246
#382pink plastic baby1
#17pirate zombie head1
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#530poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#1110polyalloy shield4
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#251porquoise ring1
#455possessed top12
#92powdered toad horn3
#263pregnant mushroom1
#71psycho sweater5
#528puce paisley oyster egg5
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#931puce polka-dot oyster egg4
#73pulsing flesh31
#172purple snowcone166
#264quantum polarity inducer13
#45razor-tipped yo-yo179
#793really dense meat stack7
#256recursive spline reticulator13
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#96red snowcone250
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#158reverse-oscillating klystron26
#808rib of the Bonerdagon2
#229rigid carapace15
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#229robotronic egg101
#1007[2108]rock3
#114rockfish stomach5
#2677rogue swarmer1
#2724rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3659rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#550rubber emo roe58
#450rusty chain necklace5
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#237sandwich of the gods15
#925sawblade fragment51
#396sawblade shield7
#111scary death orb1
#681scented massage oil1
#237servomechanical torsion facilitator18
#451shiny ring57
#124silver shrimp fork18
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#174skull-shaped Crimboween cookie8
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#288smoky potion50
#83solid baconstone earring1
#78solid baconstone necklace1
#101solid baconstone ring1
#763solid gold bowling ball20
#1623spade necklace4
#1808spectre scepter12
#554spooky bindle1
#374spooky felt26
#1561spooky length of string3
#345spooky stuffing17
#125spooky toy wheel42
#514spooky wooden block13
#76stained mattress10
#1711stainless steel shillelagh2
#1336stainless steel slacks3
#1326stainless steel solitaire2
#51star key lime19
#482steamy ruby1
#1028stick1
#124stick-on-a-string31
#330stinkin' bindle2
#939strange shiny disc1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#126stringy sinew74
#3136stuffed Cheshire bitten14
#3539stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech12
#451stuffed alien blob14
#4263stuffed angry cow9
#3155stuffed astral badger14
#3256stuffed baby gravy fairy14
#3470stuffed cocoabo12
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#4309stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#3222stuffed frozen gravy fairy14
#331stuffed gray blob139
#3241stuffed hand turkey14
#3376stuffed mind flayer13
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#3241stuffed scary death orb14
#3567stuffed sleazy gravy fairy12
#3107stuffed snowy owl14
#2361stuffed spooky gravy fairy21
#583stuffed spooky mushroom14
#3546stuffed stinky gravy fairy12
#3756stuffed undead elbow macaroni11
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#831sturdy Crimbo crate14
#432sub-molecular interocitor7
#341swirly potion36
#920synthetic stuffing3
#1374teddy borg3
#1254theoretical string3
🥇time sleigh1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#58tin star5
#52tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer15
#145tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory9
#261tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer7
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#150tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer9
#139tiny die-cast Father Crimbo4
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#304tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer6
#197tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer8
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#386tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer5
#196tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer8
#104tiny die-cast Swiss hen4
#31tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo8
#320tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign6
#126tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer10
#114tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg4
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#22tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree9
#623tiny die-cast factory worker elf3
#603tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf3
#38tiny die-cast golden ring6
#205tiny die-cast goose a-laying3
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#206tiny die-cast middle-management elf8
#195tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf8
#71tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg5
#314tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf6
#304tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming2
#189tiny die-cast turtle mech3
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#513tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf14
#487tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear9
#424tiny plastic Axe Wound16
#298tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth14
#508tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type5
#343tiny plastic Beebee King7
#566tiny plastic Beelzebozo8
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#371tiny plastic Black Knight18
#672tiny plastic Bonerdagon7
#661tiny plastic Boss Bat7
#273tiny plastic Bugbear Captain4
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#835tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter4
#937tiny plastic Cheshire bat19
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#482tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel5
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1113tiny plastic Crimbo elf9
#455tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer20
#729tiny plastic Crimbo wreath5
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#425tiny plastic Father McGruber10
#563tiny plastic Felonia8
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#586tiny plastic G Imp12
#824tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser9
#532tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester13
#544tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist8
#437tiny plastic Hellion16
#663tiny plastic Iiti Kitty11
#640tiny plastic Knob Goblin King7
#498tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter14
#416tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl16
#549tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist13
#533tiny plastic Knott Yeti13
#525tiny plastic Lord Flameface2
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#653tiny plastic Norville Rogers6
#644tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy11
#710tiny plastic Protagonist10
#482tiny plastic Queen Bee5
#355tiny plastic Rene C. Corman3
#681tiny plastic Scott the Miner6
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#326tiny plastic Spam Witch19
#594tiny plastic Spunky Princess12
#804tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski6
#764tiny plastic The Man6
#364tiny plastic Trouser Snake19
#591tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo6
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#573tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer4
#940tiny plastic XXX pr0n8
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#699tiny plastic accordion thief7
#420tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll4
#613tiny plastic angry bugbear12
#1412tiny plastic angry goat13
#530tiny plastic angry space marine8
#930tiny plastic anime smiley8
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#583tiny plastic apathetic lizardman12
#438tiny plastic astronomer16
#849tiny plastic baby gravy fairy21
#797tiny plastic barrrnacle22
#536tiny plastic batbugbear8
#496tiny plastic beanbat14
#435tiny plastic bee swarm10
#366tiny plastic beebee gunners12
#287tiny plastic beebee queue15
#990tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar5
#674tiny plastic black ops bugbear6
#665tiny plastic blazing bat6
#787tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball22
#385tiny plastic blooper17
#646tiny plastic brainsweeper11
#593tiny plastic briefcase bat12
#540tiny plastic bugaboo8
#677tiny plastic buzzerker6
#1117tiny plastic cavebugbear2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1038tiny plastic cocoabo17
#659tiny plastic coffee pixie25
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#926tiny plastic conservationist hippy5
#531tiny plastic cubist bull13
#456tiny plastic demoninja15
#877tiny plastic disco bandit6
#672tiny plastic drunk goat11
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#330tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus20
#735tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker10
#867tiny plastic fire servant2
#327tiny plastic fluffy bunny20
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#279tiny plastic fruit golem22
#749tiny plastic fuzzy dice23
#1527tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick12
#1216tiny plastic ghuol whelp15
#463tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers15
#438tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire4
#752tiny plastic goth giant10
#821tiny plastic grue21
#443tiny plastic handsome mariachi15
#695tiny plastic hermit7
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1650tiny plastic howling balloon monkey11
#665tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear6
#985tiny plastic killer bee18
#602tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box12
#804tiny plastic leprechaun22
#886tiny plastic levitating potato20
#516tiny plastic lobsterfrogman13
#485tiny plastic moneybee9
#930tiny plastic mosquito19
#376tiny plastic mumblebee12
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#365tiny plastic ninja snowman19
#1798tiny plastic pastamancer3
#589tiny plastic peacannon4
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#722tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime24
#1022tiny plastic sauceror5
#561tiny plastic scary clown13
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#812tiny plastic senile lihc9
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#554tiny plastic smarmy pirate13
#574tiny plastic spiderbugbear4
#367tiny plastic spiny skelelton18
#788tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton22
#750tiny plastic spooky vampire10
#1010tiny plastic stab bat18
#966tiny plastic star starfish18
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#617tiny plastic sweet nutcracker15
#744tiny plastic taco cat10
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#412tiny plastic the Free Man6
#440tiny plastic topiary golem15
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1086tiny plastic turtle tamer5
#612tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni12
#722tiny plastic warwelf10
#530tiny plastic whitesnake13
#541tiny plastic zmobie13
#435toast2,324
#324tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie5
#286tooth13
#376toothsome rock28
#278towel40
#441toy crazy train21
#334toy deathbot3
#1343toy hoverpad3
#574toy jet pack13
#335toy maglev monorail4
#62toy mercenary98
#364toy ray gun27
#301toy space helmet30
#319tree-eating kite116
#122twitching claw26
#192unearthly onyx5
#708unstable DNA68
#804unstable laser battery51
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#724vampire duck-on-a-string12
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#1289vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#1062vibrating cyborg knife7
#2081vitachoconutriment capsule6
#471voodoo snuff2
#111wheel28
#229white candy heart152
#580whoopie cushion53
#357wind-up chattering teeth89
#468woven baling wire bracelets2
#587wrench bracelet4
#82wriggling tentacle1
#390x-ray specs55
#193yellow candy heart271
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#112yellow plastic oyster egg37
#425yellow snowcone81
#190yo46
#1885yo-yo3

Wow, that's 13,482 items total!

what items are this player missing?