Museum :: Jebustheathiest

Jebustheathiest

Rank	Item	Quantity
#64	"Humorous" T-shirt	4
#263	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#456	Amulet of Yendor	46
#60	Asleep in the Cemetery	14
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#58	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	10
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#419	Bonerdagon necklace	28
#37	Boris's key lime	22
#527	Boss Bat bling	6
#731	Boss Bat britches	20
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#279	Codpiece of the Goblin King	25
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#2383	Crimbuck	11
#1003	Crown of the Goblin King	24
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1086	Drowsy Sword	12
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#161	Feynman gate	77
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#9	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	5
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1196	Jack-in-the-box	1
#40	Jarlsberg's key lime	23
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#364	LED block	3
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#1655	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	12
#603	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	24
#53	Lucky Surprise Egg	204
#356	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	24
#71	Maxing, Relaxing	9
#637	Microplushie: Bropane	9
#562	Microplushie: Dorkonide	4
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#455	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	4
#720	Microplushie: Gothochondria	5
#656	Microplushie: Hippylase	10
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#780	Microplushie: Otakulone	5
#639	Microplushie: Raverdrine	6
#672	Microplushie: Sororitrate	7
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#478	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	12
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#211	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#583	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#105	Sensual Massage for Creeps	9
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#47	Sneaky Pete's key lime	20
#534	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	10
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1150	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#201	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
🥉	Zombo's empty eye	2
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#123	abominable snowcone	198
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#305	astronaut pants	30
#380	atomic vector plotter	10
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#275	baby killer bee	36
#1174	baconstone	6
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#965	badass belt	56
#787	bag of airline peanuts	34
#753	bag of lard	1
#236	baggie of powdered sugar	107
#322	balloon monkey	5
#728	banana	4
#338	banana cream pie	1
#64	banana daiquiri	6
#118	banana smoothie	8
#66	banana spritzer	5
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#305	barrrnacle	52
#226	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#996	battered Crimbo Crate	6
#293	bed of coals	3
#132	bi-lateral logic compressor	29
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#653	black candy heart	5
#639	black paisley oyster egg	8
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#257	black snowcone	14
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#612	black-and-blue light	28
#249	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	27
#607	blue glowstick	2
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#611	blue plasma ball	29
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#383	blue snowcone	28
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#834	bottle of goofballs	31
#276	bow	2
#141	bow staff	1
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#149	bowlegged pants	1
#133	bowler	1
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#784	brick	44
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#355	bubbly potion	32
#1067	buckyball	3
#69	bunch of bananas	90
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#269	can of spinach	8
#275	candy stake	19
#242	canteen of wine	100
#124	capacitor relay	104
#129	carbon nanotube frame	106
#85	cheap elven gloves	35
#72	chitinous pod	1
#1037	chunk of depleted Grimacite	8
#335	cloudy potion	36
#677	clown hammer	38
#1982	club necklace	3
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#507	colorful plastic ball	10
#187	comfy coffin	6
#191	computronic processing unit	20
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#20	consolation ribbon	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#74	cosmic lemonade	2
#476	cyborg doll	3
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#360	dark potion	34
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#92	deck of tropical cards	4
#454	defective skull	49
#70	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	5
#1153	designer handbag	1
#1957	diamond necklace	3
#46	digital key lime	24
#1640	doll house	1
#425	dollhive	20
#212	donkey flipbook	4
#511	drywall axe	25
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#459	dusty Crimbo crate	24
#284	effervescent potion	53
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#91	elven limbos gingerbread	100
#90	elven moonshine	100
#139	elven socks	27
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#183	enchanted leopard-print barbell	15
#362	encoder ring	49
#726	evil googly eye	5
#324	evil teddy bear	47
#702	explosion-flavored chewing gum	37
#493	extra-greasy slider	3
#507	fake blood	2
#642	fake fake vomit	49
#568	fake hand	48
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#470	fancy but probably evil chocolate	12
#189	fancy dress ball	83
#101	festive holiday hat	31
#436	fetid feather	12
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#58	filth-encrusted futon	10
#607	fire	9
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#380	fizzy potion	31
#378	flaming feather	24
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#604	flavored foot massage oil	21
#383	flirtatious feather	14
#15	floaty gravel	6
#90	floaty rock	1
#555	foam dart	30
#121	foreign box	1
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#420	frightful feather	15
#40	frigid air mattress	10
#323	frigid mote	2
#604	frozen banquet	2
#376	frozen feather	23
#323	gearbox necklace	3
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#279	giant discarded bottlecap	19
#601	giant discarded plastic fork	16
#216	giant discarded torn-up glove	21
#288	giant pinky ring	56
#218	gingerbread horror	21
#307	gingerbread house	2
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#394	goat	1
#589	golden ring	41
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#102	gray bow tie	50
#299	green candy heart	83
#765	green glowstick	2
#169	green snowcone	141
#1147	grue egg	23
#378	grue egg omelette	6
#732	gyroscope	3
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#164	hamethyst necklace	3
#133	hamethyst ring	2
#1244	handful of confetti	32
#2507	heart necklace	2
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#259	hyperbolic plasma focuser	14
#1376	iGoogly	3
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#335	incredibly creepy marionette	10
#112	ion grid	136
#427	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	8
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#111	irradiated pet snacks	3
#361	jar of fermented pickle juice	5
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#203	jar of swamp gas	319
#550	jazz soap	53
#616	joybuzzer	47
#110	killer rag doll	21
#1197	killing feather	38
#122	knuckle sandwich	200
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#289	lavender candy heart	94
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#810	lavender striped oyster egg	3
#91	leaf	2
#222	lewd playing card	11
#93	logic synthesizer	154
#200	longhaired hippy wig	3
#432	lucky bottlecap	2
#863	lucky rabbit's foot	7
#234	mad scientist's sock monkey	13
#531	magical ice cube with a fly in it	57
#1086	marionette	1
#251	marionette collective	3
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1550	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#350	milky potion	31
#54	miniature antlers	2
#1663	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#321	murky potion	39
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#2560	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#696	nanofiber cloth	6
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#1024	off-white striped oyster egg	2
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#1616	oozenog	3
#202	orange candy heart	226
#215	orange snowcone	114
#53	outrageous sombrero	5
#328	oversized fish scaler	11
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#320	pair of ragged claws	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#191	parasitic tentacles	1
#101	patent leather shoes	50
#87	penguin thesaurus	61
#85	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3
#699	personalized coffee mug	29
#2035	pet rock	2
#465	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	55
#627	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	46
#160	pink candy heart	246
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#17	pirate zombie head	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#1109	polyalloy shield	4
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#455	possessed top	12
#92	powdered toad horn	3
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#71	psycho sweater	5
#528	puce paisley oyster egg	5
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#931	puce polka-dot oyster egg	4
#73	pulsing flesh	31
#172	purple snowcone	166
#264	quantum polarity inducer	13
#45	razor-tipped yo-yo	179
#795	really dense meat stack	7
#256	recursive spline reticulator	13
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#1390	red plastic oyster egg	3
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#96	red snowcone	250
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#158	reverse-oscillating klystron	26
#807	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#229	rigid carapace	15
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#229	robotronic egg	101
#1007	[2108]rock	3
#115	rockfish stomach	5
#2678	rogue swarmer	1
#2725	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#3664	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3660	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#2127	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#550	rubber emo roe	58
#449	rusty chain necklace	5
#462	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#238	sandwich of the gods	15
#925	sawblade fragment	51
#395	sawblade shield	7
#111	scary death orb	1
#681	scented massage oil	1
#237	servomechanical torsion facilitator	18
#451	shiny ring	57
#124	silver shrimp fork	18
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#175	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	8
#1098	sleeping snowy owl	1
#287	smoky potion	50
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#79	solid baconstone necklace	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#764	solid gold bowling ball	20
#1624	spade necklace	4
#1810	spectre scepter	12
#554	spooky bindle	1
#374	spooky felt	26
#1561	spooky length of string	3
#345	spooky stuffing	17
#125	spooky toy wheel	42
#514	spooky wooden block	13
#76	stained mattress	10
#1711	stainless steel shillelagh	2
#1334	stainless steel slacks	3
#1325	stainless steel solitaire	2
#51	star key lime	19
#482	steamy ruby	1
#1029	stick	1
#124	stick-on-a-string	31
#330	stinkin' bindle	2
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#126	stringy sinew	74
#3134	stuffed Cheshire bitten	14
#3536	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	12
#451	stuffed alien blob	14
#4260	stuffed angry cow	9
#3153	stuffed astral badger	14
#3253	stuffed baby gravy fairy	14
#3470	stuffed cocoabo	12
#1580	stuffed dodecapede	1
#4307	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	9
#3219	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	14
#331	stuffed gray blob	139
#3239	stuffed hand turkey	14
#3372	stuffed mind flayer	13
#1154	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#3239	stuffed scary death orb	14
#3567	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	12
#3105	stuffed snowy owl	14
#2361	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	21
#582	stuffed spooky mushroom	14
#3543	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	12
#3754	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	11
#554	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#832	sturdy Crimbo crate	14
#432	sub-molecular interocitor	7
#341	swirly potion	36
#920	synthetic stuffing	3
#1374	teddy borg	3
#1254	theoretical string	3
🥇	time sleigh	1
#584	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#58	tin star	5
#52	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	15
#145	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	9
#261	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	7
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#149	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	9
#139	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	4
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#303	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	6
#196	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	8
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#386	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	5
#195	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	8
#104	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	4
#31	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	8
#320	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	6
#126	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	10
#114	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	4
#189	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
#22	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	9
#623	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	3
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#38	tiny die-cast golden ring	6
#205	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	3
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#206	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	8
#194	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	8
#71	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	5
#314	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	6
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#190	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#513	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	14
#487	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	9
#425	tiny plastic Axe Wound	16
#298	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	14
#508	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	5
#344	tiny plastic Beebee King	7
#568	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	8
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#371	tiny plastic Black Knight	18
#673	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	7
#661	tiny plastic Boss Bat	7
#273	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	4
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#835	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	4
#937	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	19
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#482	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	5
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1115	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	9
#455	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	20
#729	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	5
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#425	tiny plastic Father McGruber	10
#564	tiny plastic Felonia	8
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#587	tiny plastic G Imp	12
#824	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	9
#532	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	13
#544	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	8
#437	tiny plastic Hellion	16
#664	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	11
#640	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	7
#499	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	14
#416	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	16
#549	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	13
#534	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	13
#526	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#654	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	6
#644	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	11
#711	tiny plastic Protagonist	10
#482	tiny plastic Queen Bee	5
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#682	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	6
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#327	tiny plastic Spam Witch	19
#594	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	12
#804	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	6
#764	tiny plastic The Man	6
#364	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	19
#592	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	6
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#573	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	4
#940	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	8
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#700	tiny plastic accordion thief	7
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#614	tiny plastic angry bugbear	12
#1413	tiny plastic angry goat	13
#530	tiny plastic angry space marine	8
#930	tiny plastic anime smiley	8
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#583	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	12
#438	tiny plastic astronomer	16
#849	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	21
#797	tiny plastic barrrnacle	22
#536	tiny plastic batbugbear	8
#497	tiny plastic beanbat	14
#435	tiny plastic bee swarm	10
#365	tiny plastic beebee gunners	12
#286	tiny plastic beebee queue	15
#990	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
#674	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	6
#665	tiny plastic blazing bat	6
#786	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	22
#388	tiny plastic blooper	17
#647	tiny plastic brainsweeper	11
#594	tiny plastic briefcase bat	12
#540	tiny plastic bugaboo	8
#677	tiny plastic buzzerker	6
#1117	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1039	tiny plastic cocoabo	17
#659	tiny plastic coffee pixie	25
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#926	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
#531	tiny plastic cubist bull	13
#456	tiny plastic demoninja	15
#877	tiny plastic disco bandit	6
#671	tiny plastic drunk goat	11
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#330	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	20
#736	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	10
#868	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#327	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	20
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#279	tiny plastic fruit golem	22
#749	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	23
#1527	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	12
#1217	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	15
#466	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	15
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#754	tiny plastic goth giant	10
#821	tiny plastic grue	21
#444	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	15
#696	tiny plastic hermit	7
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1653	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	11
#666	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	6
#985	tiny plastic killer bee	18
#602	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	12
#804	tiny plastic leprechaun	22
#886	tiny plastic levitating potato	20
#516	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	13
#485	tiny plastic moneybee	9
#931	tiny plastic mosquito	19
#376	tiny plastic mumblebee	12
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#365	tiny plastic ninja snowman	19
#1800	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#722	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	24
#1022	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#561	tiny plastic scary clown	13
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#813	tiny plastic senile lihc	9
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#555	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	13
#574	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	4
#368	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	18
#789	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	22
#750	tiny plastic spooky vampire	10
#1011	tiny plastic stab bat	18
#968	tiny plastic star starfish	18
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#617	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	15
#745	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#440	tiny plastic topiary golem	15
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1087	tiny plastic turtle tamer	5
#612	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	12
#722	tiny plastic warwelf	10
#530	tiny plastic whitesnake	13
#541	tiny plastic zmobie	13
#436	toast	2,324
#325	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#286	tooth	13
#376	toothsome rock	28
#278	towel	40
#441	toy crazy train	21
#334	toy deathbot	3
#1343	toy hoverpad	3
#574	toy jet pack	13
#335	toy maglev monorail	4
#62	toy mercenary	98
#364	toy ray gun	27
#301	toy space helmet	30
#319	tree-eating kite	116
#122	twitching claw	26
#192	unearthly onyx	5
#708	unstable DNA	68
#804	unstable laser battery	51
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#724	vampire duck-on-a-string	12
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#1062	vibrating cyborg knife	7
#2081	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#111	wheel	28
#228	white candy heart	152
#579	whoopie cushion	53
#356	wind-up chattering teeth	89
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#587	wrench bracelet	4
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#390	x-ray specs	55
#192	yellow candy heart	271
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#112	yellow plastic oyster egg	37
#424	yellow snowcone	81
#190	yo	46
#1886	yo-yo	3

Wow, that's 13,482 items total!

what items are this player missing?