StorellaDeville

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#504"DRINK ME" potion6
#2921-ball18
#3002-ball16
#12425-meat staff1
#2923-ball18
#2344-ball26
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#2535-ball22
#2266-ball27
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2647-ball23
#2448-ball132
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#785ASCII shirt1
#84Afternoon Delight1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#110Amulet of Yendor195
#948Angry Farmer candy41
#1363BGE shotglass4
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#33Baron von Ratsworth's monocle138
#435Baron von Ratsworth's tophat5
#149Better Than Cuddling Cake15
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#336Blackfly Chardonnay10
#485Bonerdagon necklace24
#99Boss Bat bling31
#145Boss Bat britches81
#22Breathitin™1
#229Brimstone Chicken Sandwich42
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#917CRIMBCO mug10
#226CRIMBCO wine34
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#64Candicaine2
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#42Codpiece of the Goblin King77
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#21Copper Alpha of Sincerity87
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
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#188Crimbo fudge105
#12Crimbo hat1
#8Crimbo pants1
#415Crimbo peppermint bark26
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#11Crimbo sword1
#167Crimbo wreath4
#58Crimbough1
#1326Crimboween memo7
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
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#1475Daffy Taffy9
#33Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum6
#65Dolphin King's crown56
#242Double Bacon Beelzeburger42
#126Drowsy Sword137
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#286Friendliness Beverage1
#264Frosty's frosty mug6
#110Game Grid token53
#46Gin Mint5
#45Glass Balls of the Goblin King38
#24Golden Mr. Accessory3
#296Happy Birthday, Claude! cake4
🥇Hat O' Nine Tails1
#181Hell ramen27
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#237Jumbo Dr. Lucifer42
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
🥇KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat1
🥉KoL Con IV Pole1
🥇KoL Con Six Pack1
#242Lord of the Flies-sized fries42
#837Loudmouth Larry Lamprey2
#485Lucky Surprise Egg6
#455M-24213
#253Mae West2
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#56MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech137
#403Meat detector1
#131Meat maid1
#148Meat maid body1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#348Mon Tiki1
#385Monstar energy beverage7
#49Moonshine Mohobo2
#34Ms. Accessory1
#182Mylar balloon1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#203Pack of Alice's Army Cards2
#253Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#76Rad Lib5
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
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#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#112Sacramento wine1
#420Scalp of Gorgolok7
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#777Spam Witch sammich10
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#20St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket103
#29St. Sneaky Pete's Whey4
#364Supernova Champagne10
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#574Tiki lighter1
#312Trivial Avocations Card: Where?1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#149Ultracolor™ shirt1
#1400Valentine8
#197Valentine's Day cake3
#10Wal-Mart "diamond" ring1
#680Warm Subject gift certificate21
#228Woldo trading card1
#212a little sump'm sump'm14
#333abominable snowcone43
#51abstraction: joy1
#52acceptable bagel12
#663acid-squirting flower3
#330agua de vida2
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#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
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#324ancient protein powder11
#252ancient stone fist1
#232ancient stone head1
#464ancient unspeakable fruitcake12
#478anniversary gift box7
#133annoying pitchfork18
#887antique greaves1
#297antique hand mirror11
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#1106asbestos ore1
#478asbestos sword1
#643asshat1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1096awful poetry journal22
#278bätzle2
#249baby killer bee39
#237badass belt150
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#212bag of GORF1
#197bag of QWOP2
#277bag of airline peanuts105
#1029balloon monkey1
#968banana2
#498banana-frosted king cake5
#457barbed-wire fence9
#2128barrrnacle1
#823bat guano2
#497bat-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#123bath ball gift set34
#227battered hubcap1
#267bean burrito1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#208beer-soaked mop1
#416begpwnia1
#548bejeweled cufflinks6
#977belemnite fossil1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
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#27black candygram4
#126black cherry soda5
#669black forest cake1
#132black lotus1
#1125black paisley oyster egg4
#935black plastic oyster egg4
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#964bloody clown pants1
#268blue glowstick6
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
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#253blue plastic baby1
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🥈blue ribbon1
#692blue snowcone3
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
🥈blue traffic cone1
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#308blueberry-frosted king cake4
#106bottle of Bloodweiser1
#215bottle of Pete's Sake1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
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#191bottle of goofballs109
#1584bottle of rum1
#859bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
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#485bouquet of circular saw blades2
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#133bowler1
#1053box1
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#853boxed wine9
#21brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings391
#247brainy skull1
#875brick37
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#1527candy cane20
#410candy stake14
#316canteen of wine84
#188carbonated water lily37
#369carob chunk cookies5
#1105chaos butterfly26
#51cheap plastic bottle opener99
#83chef skull1
#339chef's hat27
#775chewing gum on a string1
#109chocolate box1
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#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#238chocolate-frosted king cake9
#653chorizo taco2
#107chrome sword hilt2
#134clockwork maid1
#1795clown hammer1
#10clownskin belt86
#1224cocoa egg1
#1182coconut shell2
#1139cog1
#248cog and sprocket assembly1
#20consolation ribbon1
#1027corpse on the beach4
#1424corpsedriver2
#1465corpsetini2
#63corrupted marrow2
#165cotton candy pillow1
#486cranberry schnapps1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#87crystal skeleton vodka2
#262crystallized memory1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#74cuppa Royal tea1
#4cursed tricorn hat1
#664cymbal syrup1
#344daisy9
#111dead lights pie1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#95defective skull225
#964delicious salad19
#82deluxe layer cake1
#364dense meat stack395
🥇detour shield1
#41devil's-food cake1
#2467diamond necklace2
#597didgeridooka1
#1628disassembled clover1
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#141disco mask430
#1025disease1
#819disembodied brain1
#292disembodied smile1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
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#366divine can of silly string11
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#368divine champagne popper4
#478divine cracker1
#246divine noisemaker63
#1640doll house1
#655donkey flipbook1
#356dope wheels1
#1140dry noodles1
#441ducha de oro2
#896eXtreme mittens1
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#1292eggnog9
#327elven cellocello37
#66elven moonshine119
#1396elven socks1
#666empty meat tank1
#927enchanted leopard-print barbell6
#75encoder ring231
#969evil golden arch1
#277evil golden arches2
#2680evil teddy bear1
#145exotic orchid1
#5exotic parrot egg12
#453explosion-flavored chewing gum64
#589extra-greasy slider2
#299extra-spicy bloody mary6
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#12flaming leaf crown2
#827flaregun2
#19flashing novelty button13
🥉flask of Amontillado248
#164floaty inverse geode1
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#91frosty halo1
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#250fuzzbump11
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#164giant glass of brandy3
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#3042gingerbread horror2
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#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
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#1005green glowstick1
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#678green snowcone3
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#524grouchy restless spirit11
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#351guard turtle shell1
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#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
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#682hellion cube3
#118helmet turtle1,008
#1241herb brownies1
#520herringcello29
#967hill of beans1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#185honey-drenched ham slice1
#684hot date1
#73hot hi mein21
#306hovering sombrero1
#1604iGoogly1
#1151ice-cold Sir Schlitz18
#578ice-cold six-pack10
#309imitation crab meat1
#1919immense cyborg hand2
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#74innuendo1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#1887irradiated candy cane3
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#47jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)1
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#1862jawbruiser1
#298jazz soap99
#1066jerky coins1
#1882joybuzzer1
#32jug of booze1
#81karma shawarma1
#304killer rag doll10
#1515knuckle sandwich1
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🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
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#204overcookie1
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#168peppermint sprout3
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#82perfect old-fashioned1
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#12portable corkscrew373
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#34rib of the Bonerdagon34
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#1443roll of toilet paper17
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#766rubber emo roe37
🥇rxr shield1
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#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
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#38slime stack5
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#106slow jam collection34
#1014smart skull1
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#41sorority girl's box1
#3320spade necklace1
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#252spangly mariachi pants1
#430sparkler13
#935spectral pickle5
🥈speed limit shield1
#103spice melange2
#683spices12
#367spooky eggnog13
#1011spooky eyeliner2
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#1026spooky lipstick2
#952spooky mushroom25
#730spooky stick6
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#1057sprocket1
#104sprocket assembly1
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#251stainless steel shillelagh13
#126stainless steel skullcap15
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#54stainless steel suspenders34
#708star12
#280star starfish1
#943stick of "gum"1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#526stolen accordion66
#425stolen office supplies1
🥇stop shield1
#183strawberry-flavored Hob-O1
#161string of Crimbo lights4
#190string of blue beads51
#209string of green beads48
#214string of red beads46
#412stuffed Cheshire bitten93
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#763stuffed angry cow61
#345stuffed astral badger110
#546stuffed baby gravy fairy83
#769stuffed cocoabo59
#827stuffed crazy bastard sword7
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
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#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#275stuffed tin of caviar145
#766sucky decal1
#225sugar sheet11
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#69super salad10
#928swirly potion1
#831taco shell1
#539tamarind-flavored chewing gum11
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#322tasket1
#970tattered paper crown1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#58the finger1
#33theoretical string633
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#1402thin black candle5
🥇time sleigh1
#354tiny bottle of absinthe41
#1700tiny house1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#955tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf8
#756tiny plastic Axe Wound10
#211tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth19
#774tiny plastic Beelzebozo6
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#653tiny plastic Black Knight11
#344tiny plastic Bonerdagon12
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#941tiny plastic Boss Bat5
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#301tiny plastic Cheshire bat48
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#204tiny plastic Crimbo elf42
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
🥇tiny plastic Ed the Undying86
#1148tiny plastic Felonia4
#1467tiny plastic G Imp5
#1254tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser6
#1739tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester4
#1067tiny plastic Hellion7
#944tiny plastic Iiti Kitty8
#472tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker2
#915tiny plastic Knob Goblin King5
#590tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter12
#932tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl8
#825tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist9
#1453tiny plastic Knott Yeti5
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#644tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy11
#797tiny plastic Protagonist9
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#13tiny plastic Sneaky Pete2
#1028tiny plastic Spam Witch7
#932tiny plastic Spunky Princess8
#1520tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#1190tiny plastic The Man4
#1741tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#83tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll11
#1258tiny plastic angry bugbear6
#2859tiny plastic angry goat6
#833tiny plastic anime smiley9
#1754tiny plastic apathetic lizardman4
#1069tiny plastic astronomer7
#2008tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#1451tiny plastic beanbat5
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#830tiny plastic blooper9
#2217tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#485tiny plastic briefcase bat14
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#278tiny plastic cocoabo52
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#257tiny plastic conservationist hippy16
#1764tiny plastic cubist bull4
#924tiny plastic demoninja8
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#833tiny plastic drunk goat9
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1465tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus5
#1086tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker7
#1790tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#2151tiny plastic fruit golem3
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#2881tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1041tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers7
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#548tiny plastic goth giant13
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#713tiny plastic handsome mariachi10
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#4876tiny plastic leprechaun3
#3933tiny plastic levitating potato4
#516tiny plastic lobsterfrogman13
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#2827tiny plastic mosquito6
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#630tiny plastic ninja snowman12
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#1644tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime11
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#691tiny plastic scary clown11
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
🥈tiny plastic senile lihc13,669
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1735tiny plastic smarmy pirate4
#826tiny plastic spiny skelelton9
#6200tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#750tiny plastic spooky vampire10
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#955tiny plastic taco cat8
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#930tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni8
#653tiny plastic warwelf11
#2700tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1238tiny plastic zmobie6
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#265tisket1
#2806toast10
#93tofu wonton2
#641tomato daiquiri1
#599tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#2083toothsome rock2
#90towel92
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#417toy train5
#169transporter transponder5
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#923trilobite fossil1
#618tropical orchid1
#599tropical paperweight1
#680tropical wrapping paper2
#392tulip1
#1791turtle totem1
#628twinkly wad55
#450unidentified jerky11
#311unrefined Mountain Stream syrup13
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#728urinal cake1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#188vertebra of the Bonerdagon50
#402vinegar-soaked lemon slice13
#639vodka and cranberry1
#903white balloon1
#512white candy heart30
#41white candygram23
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#451white chocolate chip cookies5
#871white lightning3
#1933whoopie cushion1
#1038wind-up chattering teeth22
#32worthless gewgaw1,240
#590wreath of laurels1
#555yellow candy heart39
#78yellow candygram27
#138yellow glowstick10
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#863yellow plastic oyster egg7
#512yellow polka-dot oyster egg4
#1942yellow snowcone2
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#148zmobie1
#402zombie pineal gland11

Wow, that's 105,738 items total!

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