Suikoman444

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#759Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1688Feynman gate1
🥇French slippers1
#1011Goodfella contract1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#6Junior Adventurer's merit badge1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
🥈LARP membership card1
#669LED block1
🥇LWA ring1
#884Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#1199M-2421
#262Mae West with a fly in it1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#741Now and Earlier1
#11Radio KoL Keychain1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#2658Rock Pops1
#6STYX deodorant body spray1
#1319Senior Mints1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#643Steal This Candy1
#668Sugar Cog1
#574Tiki lighter1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#335abandoned candy1
#621alphabet gum1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#172asbestos crossbow string1
#171asbestos stick1
#175asbestos sword hilt1
#769aspirin1
#1193astral mushroom1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#1884bag of airline peanuts1
#2043ball1
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#1145banana1
#337banana cream pie1
#220banana daiquiri1
#654banana peel1
#389banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1660battered Crimbo Crate1
#416begpwnia1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#1063bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#464black spot1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#920black-and-blue light1
#3303blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1653blood flower1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#943blue plasma ball1
#253blue plastic baby1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#878blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#980borg sock monkey1
#409bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#437bow1
#2708brick1
#1381brine1
#128briny vinegar1
#696broken cellular phone1
#447brown plastic baby1
#1627buckyball1
#938bunch of bananas1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#1817can of Binarrrca1
#546can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#1141candied kobold1
#2875candied yams1
#856candy brain1
#4785candy cane1
#3829candy stake1
#1749canteen of wine1
#1758capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#803cheap studded belt1
#72chitinous pod1
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#165chrome stick1
#168chrome sword hilt1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1796clown hammer1
#154cologne of contempt1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#120cosmic lemonade1
#262crystallized memory1
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1478defective skull1
#1795delicious salad1
#24depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#22depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#1622dill1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#548divine blowout1
#561divine can of silly string1
#446divine champagne popper1
#478divine cracker1
#547divine noisemaker1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#395double daisy1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#1281dwarf bread1
#2833eggnog1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#194elven whittling knife1
#870empty blowgun1
#254especially salty dog1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#1774explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1986fake fake vomit1
#1792fake hand1
#1009fake plastic grass1
#3836fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#377fancy canapés1
#2521fancy chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1426festive holiday hat1
#1763fire1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#821flavored foot massage oil1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#416floaty pebbles1
#987floaty sand1
#817foam dart1
#497foam noodle1
#431foie gras1
#198frostbite-flavored Hob-O1
#3426fruitcake1
#209fruitfilm1
#186fry-oil-flavored Hob-O1
#196garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O1
#1921ghost cucumber1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#108ghostly pickling solution1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#2813gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#225glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#35gnashing teeth1
#2777golden ring1
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1387gray bow tie1
#1910green beer1
#1159green candy heart1
#1006green glowstick1
#842green snowcone1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#1225gyroscope1
#400half-orchid1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1604iGoogly1
#275ice stein1
#134imitation nice watch1
#2350immense cyborg hand1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#577inflatable duck1
#691invisible bag1
#1776ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#1830jazz soap1
#1883joybuzzer1
#1288killer rag doll1
#2543killing feather1
#2060kite1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#1167lavender candy heart1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1751length of string1
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#133linoleum crossbow string1
#119linoleum stick1
#126linoleum sword hilt1
#406llama lama gong1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#569lovecat tail1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#236mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#921marshmallow1
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#692meat from yesterday1
#145miniature antlers1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#2028monomolecular yo-yo1
#292munchies pill1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3704nanite-infested candy cane1
#3218nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#2436oozenog1
#848orange and black Crimboween candy1
#1229orange candy heart1
#1140orange glowstick1
#861orange snowcone1
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#1956oversized fish scaler1
#1889oyster basket1
#160packet of tofurkey gravy1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#67pair of twitching claws1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#806party hat1
#1304patent leather shoes1
#1464penguin thesaurus1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#739personal massager1
#983personalized coffee mug1
#2716pet rock1
#1652pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1883pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#495petrified time1
#206piece of after eight1
#1154pink candy heart1
#1205pink glowstick1
#382pink plastic baby1
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#681pirate shirt1
#17pirate zombie head1
#14pirate zombie robot head1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#2127polyalloy shield1
#272porquoise bracelet1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#2221possessed top1
#164powdered toad horn1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#321psycho sweater1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1511pulsing flesh1
#727purple glowstick1
#891purple snowcone1
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#2248razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#846red snowcone1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1652rigid carapace1
#1556roasted marshmallow1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1965robotronic egg1
#1430[2108]rock1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#218roll of Hob-Os1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1960rubber emo roe1
#2589sawblade fragment1
#377scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker1
#421scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker1
#446scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker1
#404scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker1
#410scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker1
#397scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#210set of jacks1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#254single-serving herbal stuffing1
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1119snake1
#1347sock monkey1
#1134sparkler1
#1389spectral pickle1
#3326spooky eggnog1
#1856spooky felt1
#1891spooky length of string1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1571spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#201sterno-flavored Hob-O1
#1028stick1
#801stick-on eyebrow piercing1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#939strange shiny disc1
#181strawberry-flavored Hob-O1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1930stringy sinew1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#1710sturdy Crimbo crate1
🥇styrofoam peanuts1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#595sugar-coated pine cone1
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#322tasket1
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
#1434theoretical string1
#360thermos of brew1
#295throbbing rage gland1
🥇time sleigh1
#421tin magnolia1
#143tin rations1
#174tin star1
#1000tiny bottle of absinthe1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#265tisket1
#2807tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#160tofurkey nugget1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#394toothbrush1
#2526toothsome rock1
#2069top1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#1591toy hoverpad1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#600tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#8trusty torch1
#226tube of cranberry Go-Goo1
#1649twitching claw1
#148unlocked meat locker1
#2305unstable DNA1
#2813unstable laser battery1
#456upsy daisy1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#1642vinegar1
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#474water wings1
🥇webbed comic mask1
#1538wheel1
#48white belt1
#1160white candy heart1
#140white-label gin1
#1934whoopie cushion1
#2054wind-up chattering teeth1
#615witch hat1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#82wriggling tentacle1
#1454x-ray specs1
#180yam candy1
#1378yellow candy heart1
#399yellow candygram1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#2117yellow snowcone1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 500 items total!

what items are this player missing?