| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
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| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
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| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
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| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
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| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
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| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #168 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #24 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #209 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #186 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #133 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #119 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #126 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #406 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #206 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #17 | pirate zombie head | 1 |
| #14 | pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #421 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #446 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #404 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #201 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #181 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #48 | white belt | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #140 | white-label gin | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #180 | yam candy | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |