| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #338 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 18 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #531 | Boss Bat britches | 28 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #521 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #901 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #2311 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| #295 | Crown of the Goblin King | 78 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #491 | Drowsy Sword | 39 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 25 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 99 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #51 | Wand of Nagamar | 96 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #400 | badass belt | 107 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #947 | bottle of goofballs | 27 |
| 🥇 | bottle of pirate juice | 838 |
| #177 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #233 | colorful plastic ball | 157 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #63 | double daisy | 7 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #224 | facsimile dictionary | 47 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #712 | giant pinky ring | 20 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #603 | grue egg | 44 |
| #422 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #715 | handful of confetti | 58 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #435 | heart of the volcano | 16 |
| #36 | hideous egg | 33 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #347 | lucky rabbit's foot | 19 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #602 | obsidian dagger | 30 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #43 | plexiglass pants | 5 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #552 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #353 | shiny ring | 70 |
| #49 | ski resort souvenir crate | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #637 | solid gold bowling ball | 26 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #528 | spectre scepter | 62 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #260 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #267 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #277 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1280 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #693 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #971 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #658 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 11 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 17 |
| #982 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #631 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 11 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #559 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |