ScoopKW

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#169"caramel" orange8
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#785ASCII shirt1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#47Aluminum Epsilon of Humility6
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#566BGE pocket calendar1
#183Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#292Baron von Ratsworth's monocle35
#159Baron von Ratsworth's tophat13
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#174Blue Diamond of Honesty3
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1263Bonerdagon necklace6
#924Boris's ring1
#99Boss Bat bling31
#391Boss Bat britches36
#111Brandonian footlocker key1
#1742Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air1
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
#53C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button10
#85Can-Can skirt1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#52Christmas ham1
#380Cloaca grenade45
#191Cloaca-Cola212
#722Cloaca-Cola c-rations4
#823Cloaca-Cola fatigues3
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#695Cloaca-Cola knapsack2
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#256Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife3
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#142Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#134Codpiece of the Goblin King43
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#349Copper Alpha of Sincerity7
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#1485Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#36Crimbo Credit394
#803Crimbo candied pecan10
#123Crimbo dinner2
#176Crimbo food scraps6
#12Crimbo hat1
#588Crimbo pie2
#83Crimbo train emergency brake46
#17Crimbo training manual1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#32Crimbojito15
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#50Crimbonium fuel rod84
#127Crimbosmopolitan3
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#472Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#211Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#211Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#175Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head2
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#260Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#170Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs2
#206Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#475Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#248Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#459Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#217Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#462Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#39Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower1
#23Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm1
#47Crimbow Rainbo1
#2022Crimboween memo2
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#129Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#110Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#37Crimbuccaneer flotsam312
#84Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#60Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#144Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
🥉Crimbuccaneer nose ring23
#250Crimbuccaneer piece of 127
#154Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso1
#129Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#50Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss2
#88Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#524Crown of the Goblin King48
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#859Disco 'Fro Pick4
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#458Drowsy Sword41
#482Dyspepsi grenade27
#1859Dyspepsi-Cola3
#188Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations15
#618Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues4
#630Dyspepsi-Cola helmet4
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#51Easter eggnog1
#59Easter grasshopper1
#1469Elder Turtle Shell2
#113Elf Army machine parts13
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#329Elf Guard MPC7
#52Elf Guard SCUBA tank1
#42Elf Guard broom1
#54Elf Guard clipboard1
#74Elf Guard commandeering gloves2
#117Elf Guard eyedrops1
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#84Elf Guard hotpants1
#90Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#101Elf Guard mouthknife1
#108Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#84Elf Guard patrol cap1
#123Elf Guard payroll bag1
#55Elf Guard squirtgun1
#152Elf Guard tinsel grenade1
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#470Feynman gate21
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
🥇Ginsu™1
#151Glass Balls of the Goblin King14
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#888Goodfella contract3
#170Grateful Undead T-shirt3
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#894Green Clover of Justice2
🥈Holiday Multitasking (used)1
🥇How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
🥇Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)1
#55Irish eggnog1
#590Iron Beta of Industry11
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#71Jamaican coffee5
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#66Kelflar vest2
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#90LIDAR candle1
#86Lead Zeta of Chastity2
#560Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet49
#519MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech15
#350Mob Penguin cellular phone60
#53My First Paycheck envelope1
#650Nickel Gamma of Frugality7
#742Now and Earlier1
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#464Pink Heart of Spirit2
#63Putrid Pendant1
#1067Rock Pops42
#529Scalp of Gorgolok6
🥈Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#471Sinful Desires1
#192Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags4
#79Spirit Precipice2
#31Spirit of Christmas347
#148Spirit of Easter8
#33Spirit of St. Patrick's Day313
#108Spirit of Thanksgiving14
#27Spirit of Veteran's Day458
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#439Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro26
#671Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita7
#248Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#761Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco2
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#61Thanksgiving ration1
#4The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#34The Superconductor's CPU3
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#833Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#807Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette5
#10Thwaitgold firefly statuette29
#1817Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#156Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette22
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#249Tiki lighter2
#128Trainbot circuitry9
#73Trainbot harness1
#110Trainbot linkages10
#77Trainbot luggage hook1
#72Trainbot optics32
#99Trainbot plating13
#72Trainbot radar monocle1
#97Trainbot servomotors13
#103Trainbot slag55
#152Trainbot tubing3
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#50Tropical Crimbo Shorts2
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#183Venus flytrap1
#916Volartta's bellbottoms1
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#40Zinc Delta of Tranquility20
#1574adorable seal larva1
#91albatross necklace1
#51ancient Elf dessert spoon1
#1653ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2609anniversary gift box1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#1082annoying pitchfork1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#769aspirin1
#230astronaut pants39
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#102automa-bot parts14
#1715baconstone3
#367badass belt114
#430balaclava1
#1313ball3
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#728banana4
#339banana cream pie1
#222banana daiquiri1
#655banana peel1
#285banana smoothie2
#208banana spritzer1
#10barnacle-encrusted sweater12
#1001bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1067bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#212bi-lateral logic compressor18
#232black Crimbo ball1
#639black paisley oyster egg8
#158black plastic oyster egg25
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#484blood flower14
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1113blue striped oyster egg4
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#1999box of sunshine68
#73brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#2173brick3
#232broken carburetor1
#696broken cellular phone1
#60brown pirate pants1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#939bunch of bananas1
#337bungle in the jungle2
#185calavera concertina1
#545can of fake snow1
#101can of mixed everything1
#53candied beef and cabbage1
#82candied lime1
#2743candy cane6
#41candy egg deviler1
#59candy rations1
#1095candy stake6
#62canteen of jungle juice1
#423capacitor relay27
#360carbon nanotube frame33
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#56chest of "pirate gold"1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#21chocolate ostrich egg7
#227chocomotive4
#195chunk of depleted Grimacite53
#132cinnamon machine oil20
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#121cloning kit10
#43clovermint1
#1635club necklace4
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#245computronic processing unit15
#115coney haunch1
#850cornuthaum1
#120cosmic lemonade1
🥇cozy scarf1
#105crystallized pumpkin spice1
#99dark chocolate egg1
#543dead guy's watch9
#262deck of tropical cards2
#391delicious noodles2
#367delicious salad161
#31deviled candy egg1
#3289diamond necklace1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#640disco ball39
#129disco horoscope (Aquarius)10
#280disco horoscope (Aries)1
#276disco horoscope (Cancer)1
#248disco horoscope (Capricorn)2
#272disco horoscope (Gemini)1
#193disco horoscope (Leo)4
#278disco horoscope (Libra)1
#98disco horoscope (Pisces)14
#176disco horoscope (Sagittarius)6
#181disco horoscope (Scorpio)5
#133disco horoscope (Taurus)9
#278disco horoscope (Virgo)1
#615disco mask38
#95discocktail76
#1640doll house1
#60double-candied yams1
#207dregs of a Crimbo cocktail2
#1979drywall axe1
#368duck-on-a-string6
#966easter egg balloon26
#388effluvious emerald2
#36egg gun1
#2834eggnog1
#112electric pants2
#548electrical thingamabob1
#63electronic dulcimer pants1
#607empty blowgun2
#387enchanted toothpick3
#377evil googly eye11
#1137evil teddy bear9
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#908eyepatch2
#952f3d0r41
#1292facsimile dictionary4
#145faded red protest sign1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#124fancy ball mask1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#969fancy chocolate3
#459fancy dress ball28
#532felt17
#303fez of etymology1
#679figurine of a charred seal3
#726figurine of a sleek seal2
#782fire6
#469flashing novelty button3
#73flask of egggrog2
#165fleshy putty3
#269floral print shirt1
#107four-leaf potato sprout1
#87freightcake8
#84fried air13
#605frozen banquet2
#81fruit-stuffed rumcake1
#1946fruitcake5
#1659fuzzy dice4
#816giant discarded bottlecap5
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#407giant discarded torn-up glove11
#1044giant pinky ring11
#2004gingerbread bugbear6
#3042gingerbread horror2
#96gingerbread nylons5
#98gingerbread pirate1
#274gingerbread robot4
#245gold wedding ring33
#139golden fleece1
#1098googly eye10
#324gooified animal matter1
#310gooified mineral matter1
#312gooified vegetable matter1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#80goulauncher1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#95gravy skin1
#7gravyskin buckler1
#8gravyskin hat1
#7gravyskin pants1
#8gravyskin skirt1
#882green balloon1
#918green beer10
#429green glowstick4
🥈green traffic cone1
#63grog nuts6
#34gunwale1
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#97half-digested rat1
#865handful of confetti49
#236handmade hobby horse1
#31hard cocoa8
#405harem girl t-shirt2
#31head-mounted Trainbot1
#124heart of rock and roll1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#47holiday smorgasbord1
#51holiday trip around the world1
#156honey-drenched ham slice5
#102hot wine1
#93huge Crimbo cookie3
#780hyperbolic plasma focuser2
#57industrially-crushed ice51
#10insulting hat1
#631ion grid18
#106ion-pulse modulation stabilizer44
#291iron pasta spoon23
#240jar of swamp gas250
#1828jazz soap1
#148jewelry-making pliers3
#1882joybuzzer1
#1289killer rag doll1
#220kite35
#270kneecapping stick57
#161lab-grown meat3
#183ladle of mystery1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#31leg-mounted Trainbots1
#985length of string10
#935lewd playing card1
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#332logic synthesizer35
#590long-stemmed rose1
#8loofah ladle1
🥉loofah lavalier1
#5loofah lederhosen1
🥉loofah legwarmers1
#4loofah lei1
#7loofah lumberjack's hat1
#378los chinos1
#169lost elf luggage1
#150lovecat tail6
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#27lucky army helmet1
#63lucky moai statuette1
#45lucky napkin1
#1062lucky rabbit's foot5
#1430macaroni duck1
#354mafia aria72
#331marionette5
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#196mauve plastic oyster egg16
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#56mechanically-mulled cider1
#89military orb1
#117moai toai1
#136mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine9
#60mulled wine1
#600mullet wig1
#213natty blue ascot2
#34neutron lollipop72
#301nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#28nylon Christmas stockings1
#3385obsidian dagger1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#116officer's nog1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#52old-school pirate grog7
#357orange and black Crimboween candy11
#125orange peel hat4
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#559oyster basket7
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1299pasta spoon3
#71pegfinger2
#339penguin skin228
#88peppermint pegleg5
#118peppermint tack1
#251peppermint tailings45
#147peppermint-scented socks1
#33perfect Christmas scarf1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#119pet anchor1
#386pet rock20
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#614petit 4.12
#118petit fortran5
#494petrified time1
#27phase-tuned shield generator belt1
#332phish stick3
#105pickled bread4
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#92pile of Trainbot parts202
#108ping-pong ball64
#28ping-pong paddle4
#929pink glowstick2
#382pink plastic baby1
#19pirate encryption key alpha4
#23pirate encryption key bravo4
#17pirate encryption key charlie4
#22pirate encryption key delta4
🥇pirate hook1
#681pirate shirt1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#178poisonsettia3
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#43portable ping-pong table1
#62portable steam unit2
#2221possessed top1
#489potted fern1
#164powdered toad horn1
#75prank Crimbo card2
#62precision snowball1
#165prehistoric spear21
#153projectile chemistry set4
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#194puce plastic oyster egg17
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#211puce striped oyster egg11
#20pumpkin spice whorl1
#303quantum polarity inducer11
#342questionable taco1
#183rag doll11
#99ragged wool yarn1
#90rat head balloon1
#127ratarang1
#769razor-tipped yo-yo10
#454recursive spline reticulator6
#105red and white claret1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#31red white and blue claret1
🥇refurbished air fryer1
#44replica Elf Guard medal1
#221reverse-oscillating klystron18
#406rhesus monkey1
#107rib of the Bonerdagon14
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#376ring of conflict1
#663[2108]rock6
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1769rubber WWBD? bracelet4
#1291rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#2199rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1266rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
#117rum-soaked fruitcake1
#48salmagumdi7
#80sawed-off blunderbuss1
#222scroll of pasta summoning70
#129self-repairing earmuffs1
#52sequin-encrusted sweater1
#175servomechanical torsion facilitator25
#210set of jacks1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#684shiny ring36
#98shipwright's hammer1
#412shock collar1
#32shoulder-mounted Trainbot1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#1809skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
#336snorkel2
#7snowman-enchanting tophat1
#1348sock monkey1
#665solid gold bowling ball24
#1624spade necklace4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3793spectre scepter1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1949spooky eggnog3
#1174spooky felt6
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#444spooky length of string24
#1127spooky mushroom13
#894spooky shrunken head3
#278spooky staff1
#854spooky stick4
#362spooky stuffing16
#862spooky wooden block7
#55steamed oyster60
#1029stick1
#178stick-on-a-string23
#936stone of eXtreme power5
#409strange shiny disc10
#353stringy sinew29
#1269stuffed Cheshire bitten39
#1589stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech32
#3167stuffed alien blob1
#2160stuffed angry cow23
#1413stuffed astral badger37
#1765stuffed baby gravy fairy30
#1425stuffed cocoabo35
#115stuffed dodecapede100
#697stuffed doppelshifter17
#1432stuffed flaming gravy fairy36
#1782stuffed frozen gravy fairy29
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#1926stuffed hand turkey27
#1301stuffed mind flayer40
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#1683stuffed scary death orb31
#1193stuffed shoulder parrot17
#1394stuffed sleazy gravy fairy37
#1524stuffed snowy owl33
#2460stuffed spooky gravy fairy20
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#247stuffed stab bat1
#1446stuffed stinky gravy fairy35
#1326stuffed undead elbow macaroni39
#138stuffed zmobie11
#565styrofoam ore1
#197sub-molecular interocitor19
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#118sugarplum ration1
#91sundae ration4
#434support cummerbund15
#454supportive bra2
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#970tattered paper crown1
#704teddy bear9
#1964teddy borg1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#957tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#306tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer6
#602tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#633tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#932tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#496tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer4
#947tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#234tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer7
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#953tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#569tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#950tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#743tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf2
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#314tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf6
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#567tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#14tiny plastic "Santa Claus"1
#18tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#83tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#37tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#3998tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#12tiny plastic Colonel Brando1
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#2897tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#825tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#12tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#175tiny plastic GORM-81
#797tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#312tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker3
#12tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#13tiny plastic St. Patrick1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#3950tiny plastic angry goat4
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2559tiny plastic baby gravy fairy7
#2874tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#1278tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#3949tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#2859tiny plastic cocoabo6
#4889tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#38tiny plastic dining car1
#1825tiny plastic disco bandit3
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#1834tiny plastic fuzzy dice10
#4862tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#3345tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3948tiny plastic grue4
#2708tiny plastic hermit2
#3974tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#3268tiny plastic killer bee5
#2011tiny plastic leprechaun9
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#3978tiny plastic mosquito4
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#41tiny plastic passenger car1
#1800tiny plastic pastamancer3
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#6137tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#2564tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#2849tiny plastic stab bat6
#4020tiny plastic star starfish4
#1655tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#821tooth4
#916toothsome rock10
#767top6
#1082towel5
#67toy Crimbot mega face1
#67toy Crimbot power glove1
#64toy Crimbot rocket legs1
#62toy Crimbot super fist1
#1079toy crazy train6
#349toy jet pack22
#800toy mercenary8
#338toy ray gun30
#301toy space helmet30
#145toy train12
#1624toy wheel2
#98traumatic holiday memory1
#478tree skirt1
#1098tree-eating kite20
#526tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#74trick coin1
#253tropical paperweight2
#680tropical wrapping paper2
#71turchucken1
#120universal biscuit14
#1355untamable turtle1
#1548unusual disco ball1
#587useless powder164
#668vampire collar1
#724vampire duck-on-a-string12
#117vanilla-frosted king cake13
#335vertebra of the Bonerdagon29
#896vorpal blade1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#59warbear LP-ROM burner3
#99warbear accoutrements chunk70
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#332warbear battery6
#9warbear battle greaves1
#6warbear bearserker greaves1
#146warbear beeping telegram9
#131warbear blizzard mead3
#292warbear breakfast machine assembler1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#15warbear dress bracers1
#16warbear dress greaves1
#13warbear dress helmet1
#223warbear drone assembler2
#298warbear empathy chip1
#114warbear energy bracers2
#54warbear exhaust manifold4
#45warbear exo-arm5
#210warbear foil hat1
#11warbear goggles1
#70warbear gyrocopter12
#104warbear helm fragment67
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#160warbear hoverbelt piecepart8
#101warbear induction oven2
#32warbear jackhammer drill press5
#200warbear laser beacon1
#105warbear metalworking primer10
#8warbear metalworking primer (used)2
#198warbear oil pan1
#6warbear plain helm1
#180warbear procedural hilarity drone7
#165warbear robo-camouflage unit8
#168warbear sequential gaiety distribution system8
#164warbear soda machine assembler3
#170warbear trouser fragment36
#60warbear warrior bread7
#316warbear whosit394
#118whale cerebrospinal fluid1
#40whalegun1
#95whalesteak3
#144wheel23
#206white Crimbo ball1
#631white balloon2
#1557wind-up chattering teeth6
#366wooden axe1
#1221wooden block1
#118yak whip1
#439yellow glowstick3
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#128yellow plastic oyster egg34
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#1778yellow snowcone3
#1062yellow striped oyster egg2
#964yeti fur32
#989yo8
#125yule hatchet2
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 8,892 items total!

what items are this player missing?