Museum :: TheGreenLing

TheGreenLing

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#58	1.21 jigawatts	3
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#273	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	34
#1427	2-ball	1
#78	25-meat staff	2
#1457	3-ball	1
#334	30669 scroll	26
#346	33398 scroll	53
#103	334 scroll	76
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#107	64067 scroll	6
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#1163	Amulet of Yendor	5
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#581	Angry Farmer candy	112
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#98	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#60	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	298
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1568	Crown of the Goblin King	13
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#70	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	104
#122	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	114
#137	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	5
#36	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	76
#28	Doc's Miracle Cure	54
#814	Dolphin King's crown	5
#59	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	303
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#180	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	19
#35	Elfin shortbread	42
#1165	Ent cider	1
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#29	Gnollish flyswatter	197
#258	Gnollish pie server	7
#47	Gnollish pie tin	363
#34	Gnollish plunger	141
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#22	Gnollish toolbox	677
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#443	Hell ramen	3
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#358	Imp Ale	529
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#51	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	343
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#50	Knob Goblin Uberpants	13
#100	Knob Goblin elite helm	63
#206	Knob Goblin elite pants	30
#116	Knob Goblin elite polearm	50
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
🥈	Knob Goblin eyedrops	5,002
#144	Knob Goblin firecracker	171
#89	Knob Goblin harem pants	76
#84	Knob Goblin harem veil	77
🥇	Knob Goblin learning pill	5,001
#149	Knob Goblin love potion	109
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#5	Knob Goblin nasal spray	5,001
#72	Knob Goblin pants	238
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
🥉	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5,001
#68	Knob Goblin scimitar	239
#253	Knob Goblin seltzer	74
🥈	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	5,001
#173	Knob Goblin spatula	103
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#146	Knob Goblin superseltzer	67
#58	Knob Goblin tongs	361
#231	Knob Goblin visor	30
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#39	Knoll shroomkabob	59
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#13	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	4
#53	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	301
#322	Lucky Surprise Egg	14
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#481	Mad Train wine	199
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#44	March hat	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#20	Meat detector	16
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#178	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	51
#113	Meleegra™ pills	98
#889	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	7
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#603	Mohawk wig	7
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#296	Mountain Stream soda	88
#94	Mr. Mediocrebar	913
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#239	NG	4
#287	Neuromancer	1
#388	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#182	Now and Earlier	27
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#45	Orcish meat locker	15
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#503	Penultimate Fantasy chest	19
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#117	Pine-Fresh air freshener	32
#122	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	4
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#89	Rock Pops	628
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#349	Senior Mints	16
#118	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	11
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#382	Spam Witch sammich	93
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#332	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	171
#249	Tiki lighter	2
🥇	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	17
#385	Trollhouse cookies	99
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#94	WA	7
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#831	Warm Subject gift certificate	9
#184	White Citadel burger	13
#107	White Citadel fries	16
#1546	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#98	Yummy Tummy bean	2,317
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#394	acoustic guitarrr	9
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#622	alphabet gum	1
#243	amulet of extreme plot significance	69
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#201	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	22
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#386	anti-anti-antidote	3
#74	anticheese	291
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#698	asbestos ore	6
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#261	asparagus knife	32
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#80	aspirin	9
#643	asshat	1
#82	astral badger	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#32	attention spanner	8
#106	automatic catapult	1
#819	awful poetry journal	54
#358	bätzle	1
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#183	babycakes	1
#1044	baconstone	7
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#3566	badass belt	11
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#625	bag of airline peanuts	47
#430	balaclava	1
#339	balaclava baklava	7
#2042	ball	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#105	balloon monkey	17
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#88	bamboo bokuto	3
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#247	bar skin	52
#122	bar whip	1
#257	barbed-wire fence	23
#261	barrrnacle	61
#73	barskin buckler	1
#153	barskin hat	4
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#118	barskin tent	2
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#402	baseball	10
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#53	basic meat fez	2
#59	basic meat foon	1
#78	basic meat helmet	3
#61	basic meat kilt	2
#78	basic meat pants	3
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#112	basic meat sword	2
#31	bat guano	1,713
#231	bat haggis	1
#854	bat wing	3
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#195	batblade	20
#32	batgut	1,801
#159	bean burrito	6
#282	beanbag chair	1
#88	beer cartilage	5
#254	beer goggles	1
#725	beer lens	1
#583	beertini	2
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#158	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#243	big red clown nose	32
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#66	bigger stick	3
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#9	birthday candle	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#459	black pixel	41
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#258	black striped oyster egg	19
#1654	blood flower	1
#102	blood of the Wereseal	12
#179	blood-faced volleyball	4
#143	bloody beer	267
#236	bloody clown pants	28
#621	bloody mary	1
#17	blue paisley oyster egg	123
#343	blue pixel	194
#211	blue pixel potion	5
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#877	blue snowcone	1
#277	blue striped oyster egg	15
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#142	blundarrrbus	4
#213	bone collar	1
#269	bone rattle	7
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#8	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2,842
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#253	bottle of gin	95
#3305	bottle of goofballs	4
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#404	bottle of rum	114
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#639	bottle of tequila	20
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#173	bottle of vodka	183
#570	bottle of whiskey	43
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#231	bowl of cottage cheese	118
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1053	box	1
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#266	boxed wine	104
#246	brains casserole	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#95	brass stinger	6
#1474	brick	12
#539	briefcase	4
#1380	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#162	broken skull	169
#624	broken sword	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#54	bugbear beanie	185
#153	bugbear bungguard	46
#244	bum cheek	90
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#212	can of fake snow	2
#401	can of maces	2
#164	can of starch	1
#1042	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
#1141	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1024	candied yams	8
#857	candy brain	1
#1016	candy cane	34
#384	candy stake	15
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#24	cardboard wakizashi	210
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#88	carob chunk cookies	53
#59	carob chunk noodles	48
#625	carob chunks	2
#366	casino pass	8
#282	cast	90
#129	cat appendix	44
#299	catgut	25
#216	catgut taco	1
#73	catsup	7
#71	chain-mail monokini	2
#776	chaos butterfly	90
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#319	cheap toaster	7
#45	cheap wind-up clock	51
#83	chef skull	1
#63	chef's hat	225
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#211	cherry	28
#71	chewing gum on a string	449
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#148	chocolate spurs	5
#824	chopsticks	1
#62	chorizo brownies	45
#196	chorizo taco	26
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#42	chrome ore	239
#429	chrome staff	1
#53	chrome stick	6
#523	chrome sword	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#35	clockwork spine	2
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#428	cloudy potion	21
#642	clown hammer	41
#495	clown shoes	4
#290	cocktail onion	1
#799	cocoa egg	6
#776	cocoa eggshell fragment	20
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1182	coconut shell	2
#597	coffin lid	1
#36	cog	1,333
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#456	cold ninja mask	5
#359	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#128	cologne of contempt	2
#76	colored-light "necklace"	4
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#39	concentrated magicalness pill	74
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#186	cool mushroom	14
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#93	cool whip	105
#171	cordial of concentration	2
#522	corn holder	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#246	cottage	1
#383	cranberries	61
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#104	curdflinger	1
#648	daisy	2
#585	dance card	1
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#964	dark potion	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#572	dead guy's watch	8
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#901	defective skull	15
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#292	delicious noodles	6
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#158	denim axe	3
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#782	dense meat stack	11
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#59	dental pliers	1
#373	deodorant	5
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#154	detective skull	1
#427	diamond-studded cane	11
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#1622	dill	1
#19	dingy planks	100
#248	dirty hobo gloves	104
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#192	disco ball	285
#179	disco mask	319
#407	disease	25
#670	disembodied brain	2
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#1068	disturbing fanfic	27
#1640	doll house	1
#286	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
#206	dope wheels	4
#395	double daisy	1
#196	drab sonata	29
#269	draggin' ball hat	31
#325	dried face	10
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#673	drywall axe	17
#516	ducha de oro	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#45	dungeoneer's dungarees	33
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
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Wow, that's 153,971 items total!

what items are this player missing?