| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #165 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 15 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #409 | Crimboween memo | 24 |
| #2144 | Crimbuck | 24 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #873 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #703 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 6 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #194 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #68 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 14 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #288 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 5 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #307 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 7 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #44 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 2 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #210 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #603 | baconstone | 13 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #57 | can of franks 'n' beans | 4 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #406 | handful of confetti | 94 |
| #102 | handful of honey | 99 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #116 | phish stick | 9 |
| #213 | pork elf goodies sack | 36 |
| #867 | porquoise | 8 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #108 | really dense meat stack | 42 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #412 | solid gold bowling ball | 45 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #444 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #7 | stinky cheese eye | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #635 | toy hoverpad | 18 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |