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| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
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| #97 | chintzy noodle ring | 11 |
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| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
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| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #549 | evil googly eye | 8 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
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| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
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| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1781 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #827 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
| #342 | googly eye | 40 |
| #635 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #588 | grue egg | 45 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1445 | killing feather | 33 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #883 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #235 | pile of dusty animal bones | 30 |
| #37 | plexiglass pants | 6 |
| #36 | plexiglass pendant | 5 |
| #48 | plexiglass pikestaff | 6 |
| #24 | plexiglass pinky ring | 7 |
| #23 | plexiglass pith helmet | 9 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1120 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #763 | robotronic egg | 38 |
| #297 | [2108]rock | 13 |
| #1257 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #370 | rusty chain necklace | 7 |
| #1286 | sawblade fragment | 42 |
| #439 | sawblade shield | 6 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #780 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #463 | spectral pickle | 24 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #346 | spooky felt | 28 |
| #479 | spooky length of string | 22 |
| #310 | spooky stuffing | 20 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #313 | stick | 9 |
| #760 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #187 | stuffing | 47 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #804 | theoretical string | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #630 | tooth | 6 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #701 | toy hoverpad | 15 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #1427 | unstable laser battery | 37 |
| #1145 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #467 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #749 | yo-yo | 32 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |