#254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
#34 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 4 |
#661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
#84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
#2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
#1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
#142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
#845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
#615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
#634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
#561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
#501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
#1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
#288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
#2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
#2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#461 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
#239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
#2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
#1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
#1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
#723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
#541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
#1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
#136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
#702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#428 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
#138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
#383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
#88 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
#44 | March hat | 1 |
#225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
#388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
#110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
#127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
#108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
#582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
#461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
#568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
#355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
#432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
#409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#475 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 4 |
#707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
#471 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
#699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
#209 | Red Pill | 2 |
#770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
#204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
#445 | Schrödinger's thermos | 32 |
#357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
#626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
#397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
#324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
#493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#705 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 7 |
#23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
#41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
#13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
#2404 | Valentine | 1 |
#912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
#1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
#50 | a cute angel | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
#622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
#342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
#571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
#714 | antique record album | 2 |
#586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#4410 | badass belt | 7 |
#139 | bag of bones | 8 |
#383 | banana | 12 |
#220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
#86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#191 | battered Crimbo Crate | 69 |
#330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
#1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
#518 | bite-me-red lipstick | 4 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#799 | bone chips | 5 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
#276 | bow | 2 |
#91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
#403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
#283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#964 | bunny liver | 1 |
#504 | burst hellseal brain | 7 |
#484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
#675 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 13 |
#446 | candy cane | 83 |
#1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#296 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
#381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
#114 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 5 |
#596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
#167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
#1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#25 | club of corruption | 1 |
#118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
#624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
#383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
#112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#1025 | daisy | 1 |
#43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
#515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
#617 | designer handbag | 4 |
🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
#1606 | dollhive | 1 |
#170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
#126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
#399 | dusty Crimbo crate | 28 |
#1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
#1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
#1397 | elven socks | 1 |
#155 | elven suicide capsule | 53 |
#777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
#313 | epic wad | 1 |
#2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
#27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
#374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
#1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
#412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
#383 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
#101 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 12 |
#478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
#133 | figurine of a slippery seal | 14 |
#99 | figurine of a stinking seal | 22 |
#104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
#418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
#89 | floaty rock | 1 |
#121 | foreign box | 1 |
#45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
#521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
#322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
#4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
#1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
#234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
#495 | gingerbread bugbear | 48 |
#86 | gingerbread horror | 54 |
#215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
#1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
#1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
#3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
#1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
#296 | hellseal claw | 81 |
#440 | hellseal whisker | 15 |
#295 | herringcello | 37 |
#19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
#160 | holiday log | 1 |
#24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
#453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
#96 | jamfish jam | 4 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
#292 | jawbruiser | 8 |
#1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
#97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
#414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
#153 | lewd playing card | 16 |
#170 | live lobster | 4 |
#565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
#58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
#381 | maple leaf | 1 |
🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
#105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
#1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
#689 | mugcake | 1 |
#363 | mulled cider | 3 |
#301 | mummy costume | 22 |
#218 | mummy mask | 1 |
#656 | nanite-infested candy cane | 19 |
#613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
#261 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 16 |
#20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
#2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
#666 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
#581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
#736 | paperclip | 22 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
#808 | party hat | 1 |
#657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
#682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
#2033 | pet rock | 2 |
#745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
#811 | potted cactus | 1 |
#192 | prismatic wad | 16 |
#47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
#390 | pumpkinhead mask | 17 |
#668 | quantum taco | 5 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
#103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
#105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
#98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
#105 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 2 |
#91 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 2 |
#91 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 4 |
#102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
#88 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 2 |
#3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
#3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
#3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
#3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
#815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
#65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
#76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
#68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
#74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
#63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
#97 | severed flipper | 2 |
#31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
#478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
#341 | shredded hellseal hide | 12 |
#251 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 6 |
#359 | sleeping stocking | 8 |
#412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
#509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
#463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
#216 | smiling rat | 1 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#174 | snowball | 3 |
#2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
#3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
#3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
#281 | spooky bark | 58 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
#939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
#331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
#406 | string of blue beads | 28 |
#467 | string of green beads | 25 |
#445 | string of red beads | 26 |
#1085 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 38 |
#8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
#8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
#8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
#1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
#8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
#8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
#8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
#8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
#8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
#8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
#8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
#6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
#8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#118 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 159 |
#123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
#34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
#1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
#508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
#227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
#2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
#2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
#3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
#3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
#706 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
#178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
#212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
#2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
#3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
#8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
#8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
#8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
#3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
#4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
#8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
#202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
#3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
#266 | toe jam | 1 |
#609 | tofurkey gravy | 14 |
#931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#399 | torn hellseal sinew | 9 |
#270 | traffic jam | 1 |
#660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
#82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
#213 | unearthed potsherd | 16 |
#37 | urchin roe | 1 |
#510 | urinal cake | 2 |
#143 | vampire glitter | 3 |
#154 | vampire pearl | 3 |
#471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
#150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
#219 | wine-soaked bone chips | 4 |
#254 | wolfman mask | 29 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |