FettucineQueenie

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#11237x37x37 puzzle cube29
#134-d camera40
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#569ASCII shirt2
#98Accordion of Jordion1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#64Artist's Butterknife of Regret1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#85BRICKO brick5,489
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#161BRICKO eye brick386
#112BRICKO pearl1
#6BURT1,514
#40Barney's rake9
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#265Boozehounds Anonymous token2
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#579Boss Bat britches26
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#187Chroner378
#741Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#81Claybender glasses9
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#82Coinspiracy45
#348Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket2
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#63Copper Alpha of Sincerity37
#11Cosmic Calorie18,876
#585Crimbo Credit2
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#15Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper1
#7Crimbot schematic: Gun Face2
#5Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs3
#288Crown of the Goblin King81
#138DNOTC Box3
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#454Disco Banjo1
#1939Dolphin King's crown1
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
#270Elmley shades3
#81FDKOL commendation8,889
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#508Galapagosian Cuisses2
#519Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#67Gnollish pie server28
🥉Gnollish slotted spoon4,760
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#892Green Clover of Justice2
#5Hand that Rocks the Ladle36
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#6Irish Coffee, English Heart35
#1000Iron Beta of Industry4
#880Jocko Homo's head2
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#61Knob Goblin melon baller81
#10Knob Goblin spatula42,293
#13Knob Goblin tongs1,564
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#383Let Me Be!4
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#127Lord Soggyraven's Slippers1
#1050Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet24
#130Loudmouth Larry Lamprey475
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#136M-242100
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#152Maxwell's Silver Hammer16
#563Microplushie: Bropane13
#370Microplushie: Dorkonide9
#569Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid5
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#586Microplushie: Gothochondria9
#498Microplushie: Hippylase18
#576Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#588Microplushie: Hobomosome6
#528Microplushie: Otakulone18
#550Microplushie: Raverdrine9
#467Microplushie: Sororitrate16
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#391Misty Cape1
#319Misty Cloak2
#380Misty Robe1
#302Mob Penguin protection contract10
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#17Ms. Accessory2
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
🥇N. O. Beer1
#208Necrotelicomnicon3
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1575Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#8O'RLY manual710
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#168Orcish frat-paddle23
#215Order of the Silver Wossname3
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#467Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip4
#444Pokëmann figurine: Duck3
#591Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#568Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap3
#349Pokëmann figurine: Nothing4
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#708Pokëmann figurine: Twitter2
#688Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#699Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#63Putrid Pendant1
#16Ram's Face Lager9,919
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
#843Scalp of Gorgolok4
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#36Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip259
#471Sinful Desires1
#191Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags4
#12Snow Queen Crown1,677
#241Spooky Surprise Egg63
#36Squat-Thrust Magazine78
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#627Summer Nights2
#80Texas tea3
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#110The Big Book of Pirate Insults45
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#153Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#142Thwaitgold firefly statuette15
#423Thwaitgold maggot statuette10
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#385Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette2
#454Thwaitgold slug statuette8
#525Thwaitgold spider statuette5
#2347Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#39Thwaitgold woollybear statuette11
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#143UV monocular1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#6Valentine40,000
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#292Zeâ„¢ goggles1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#85accord ion3
#45accordion file2
#89accordionoid rocca2
#801acid-squirting flower2
#142actual reality goggles10
#165airblaster gun3
#48ancient ice cream scoop38
#680anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#633anniversary gift box6
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#79antique accordion3
#251antique hand mirror15
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#433asbestos apron1
#47asbestos thermos8
#94asparagus knife109
#192astral mushroom79
#2064astronaut pants1
#64autocalliope5
#777awful poetry journal59
#1715baconstone3
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#282badass belt134
#118banana-frosted king cake19
#224barbed-wire fence29
#91baritone accordion2
#78basic meat spork2
#104beer-battered accordion2
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#21begpwnia598
#196bejeweled cufflinks21
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#172big bass drum8
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#75black BRICKO brick1
#124black candy heart111
#135black gold4
#82black kettle drum24
#63black snowcone46
#465black spot1
#127black-and-blue light479
🥇blank note1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#32blood flower544
#135blue plasma ball481
🥈blue ribbon1
#64blue snowcone336
#61bobble-hip hula elf doll2
#80bone bandoneon3
#409bottle of fire1
#367bottle of goofballs68
#163bow3
#87bowling ball15
#47box of bear arms1
#114box of sunshine3,752
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#163brick220
#447brown plastic baby1
#98bugbear detector1
#296burst hellseal brain19
#130carbonated water lily78
#90cast-iron legacy paddle2
#419cheap cigar butt1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#147cheap studded belt414
#529cheap toaster4
#242chef's hat50
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#328chintzy noodle ring2
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#135chocolate pasta spoon5
#47chocolate-frosted king cake32
#42chopsticks145
#73chunk of depleted Grimacite132
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#119club of the five seasons1
#176coconut bikini top1
#26comfy blanket1
#253comfy pillow1
#175commemorative war stein396
#149confusing LED clock34
#81corn holder25
#159correction fluid2
#29crappy brain491
#128creepy ginger ale4
#113crotchety pants1
#12cup of lukewarm tea100
#30curmudgel41
#154cursed piece of thirteen8
#116cymbal syrup129
#368daisy7
#615deadly lampshade1
#75death blossom7
#29decent brain937
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#66devilish folio55
#454disassembled clover122
#292disembodied smile1
#140disintegrating sheet music52
#823disturbing fanfic59
#655donkey flipbook1
#395double daisy1
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
🥉drone self-destruct chip124
#466drop of water-371
#138drum machine59
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#144easter egg balloon106
#93eggbeater8
#63electronic dulcimer pants1
#193elven whittling knife1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1479enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#124enchantlers1
#1508evil teddy bear5
#1251explosion-flavored chewing gum10
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1638fake fake vomit4
#57fake hand350
#124fancy ball mask1
#652fancy bath salts6
#137fancy opera glasses30
#1427festive holiday hat1
#90figurine of a shadowy seal13
#769figurine of a sleek seal1
#305figurine of an ancient seal1
#383filthy lucre99
#15filthy pestle234
#299finger cymbals1
#39fire axe1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#31fireman's helmet2
#207fistful of ashes20
#469flashing novelty button3
#94flavored foot massage oil606
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#87foam dart641
🥈foam noodle6,191
#271foon1
#34foon of fearfulness2
#25foon of fleshiness3
#32foon of foulness2
#30foon of frigidity2
#27foon of fulmination2
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#376frayed rope belt3
#460freezin' bindle1
#234freshwater pearl necklace1
#176frost-rimed seal hide2
#146fustulent seal grulch2
#182future drug: Coolscaline2
#143future drug: Muscularactum7
#148future drug: Smartinex7
#1241fuzzy dice5
#169garish pinky ring25
#93gauze shorts2
#100ghost accordion1
#333ghost of a necklace8
#423ghuol egg37
#5giant artisanal rice peeler367
#266giant designer sunglasses17
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#56giant discarded plastic fork110
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#314giant foam finger6
#29giant marshmallow19
#7giant penguin keychain502
#349giant pinky ring47
🥉giant safety pin3,418
#145gilt perfume bottle2
#536gingerbread mutant bugbear7
#634gingerbread robot2
#211gingham blouse1
#9glimmering penguin feather27
#207gloomy black mushroom16
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#200glowing fungus1
🥈gnoll lips34,552
#660gnoll teeth2
#98gold Boozehounds Anonymous token9
#395gold wedding ring13
#24good brain2,892
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#1386gray bow tie1
#37green candy heart1,205
#539green glowstick3
#99green snowcone228
#70groovy prism necklace1
#109grue egg156
#369grungy flannel shirt1
#55guancertina3
#71guano coffee cup163
#327guy made of bee pollen9
#54haiku katana2
#26half-orchid517
🥈hamethyst2,938
#116hamethyst bracelet2
#164hamethyst necklace3
#842handful of confetti50
#405harem girl t-shirt2
#50heart necklace72
#805heart of the volcano7
#284heart-shaped balloon35
#262heavy metal sonata2
#323heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr2
#116hellseal claw274
#93hellseal whisker261
#250hippy bongo2
#241hobo nickel1,218
#94home robotics kit20
#239hors d'oeuvre tray5
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#11huge spoon1,119
#184hyperinflated seal lung1
#275ice stein1
#164imbued seal-blubber candle1
#134imitation nice watch1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#6iron pasta spoon5,551
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#1052jabañero-flavored chewing gum2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#44jungle drum33
#79keel-haulin' knife2
#884killer rag doll2
#1184kneecapping stick5
#30knuckle sandwich551
#98ladle of mystery2
#35lavender candy heart1,144
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#37lesser grodulated violet582
#935lewd playing card1
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#93little black book4
#315loadstone1
#51long-stemmed rose38
#179love song of disturbing obsession27
#146love song of icy revenge33
#180love song of naughty innuendo27
#165love song of smoldering passion33
#157love song of sugary cuteness30
#181love song of vague ambiguity26
#38lucky Crimbo tiki necklace3
#375lucky bottlecap3
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#668magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#648magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#423magical pony: Spectrum Dash3
#609magical pony: Uniquity1
#94magicberry tablets37
#107magnetic sculpture kit13
#70mama's squeezebox1
#121mana curds3
#1086marionette1
#15marshmallow30,000
🥇mayfly bait necklace1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#133moist sailor's cap1
#110mood ring125
#145moxie magnet1
#219mummy mask1
#160mysterious silver lapel pin10
#109non-Euclidean non-accordion1
#300nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#648obsidian dagger28
#78oil cap1
#84oil slacks1
#153old school calculator watch6
#224old sweatpants324
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#7onion shurikens3,000
#440opera mask1
#34orange candy heart2,488
#62orange glowstick18
#436orange peel hat1
#31orange snowcone633
#13oversized pizza cutter1,434
#53oversized snowflake2
#1890oyster basket1
#146page of the Necrohobocon4
#5pair of pearidot earrings40
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#114paranormal ricotta5
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#191parasitic tentacles1
#11party hat5,000
#16pasta spoon7,145
#135pat-a-cake pendant9
#1303patent leather shoes1
#65peace accordion2
#55peach lozenge3
#67pear lozenge3
#93pearidot62
#150penguin shorts1
#9penguin skin52,397
#147penguin skin buckler1
#139penguin thesaurus45
#74penguin whip3
#70penguin-smacking club1
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#84penguinskin mini-skirt1
#63pentatonic accordion2
#115perforated battle paddle76
#85personal massager523
#42personalized birthday cake39
#105personalized coffee mug657
#248petit 4.14
#9petrified noodles754
#155petrified time3
#318piece of wedding cake21
#88pink candy heart561
#177pirate cream pie2
🥇pirate hook1
#4pixellated candy heart12,913
#212plexiglass pendant1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#57plum lozenge3
#208pool torpedo1
#1313porquoise4
#77porquoise bracelet4
#38porquoise necklace7
#1074portable corkscrew4
#2221possessed top1
#623pretty bouquet1
#43pretty flower15,623
#42pulled porquoise pendant2
#28purple glowstick28
#50purple snowcone527
#230purple-frosted astral cupcake6
#52pygmy concertinette3
🥇quantum nanopolymer spider web324
#81quantum of familiar2
#114quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments9
#86rag doll21
#6ram horns2,623
#37ram stick357
#123ram-battering staff1
#24ravioli hat4,969
#469razor-sharp can lid21
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#56really really sticky spider web11
#94red book3
#86red velvet cake11
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#611rice bowl1
#150right half of a heart necklace4
#414ring of increase damage1
#66roasted marshmallow498
#170roll of toilet paper671
#10rose-colored glasses1
#150round green sunglasses7
#52round purple sunglasses300
#40rubber WWJD? bracelet87
#239s'more59
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#154sausage bomb11
#135scented massage oil13
#160scrap of shadow1
#131scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker138
#121scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker288
#169scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker155
#161scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker130
#136scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker142
#151scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker144
#295scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil7
#651scroll of pasta summoning14
#88seal-blubber candle60
#74sealhide hood1
#301sealhide seal doll1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#122shark jumper1
#47shimmering tendrils10
#540shiny ring48
#248shiny stones15
#242shredded hellseal hide21
#114silver cheese-slicer1
#136silver salt-shaker1
#620silver shrimp fork2
#172simple ancient cursed key1
#167sizzling seal fat1
#316skeleton key19
#107sleep mask1
#89smoking grass930
#116smut orc keepsake box5
#183smut orc sunglasses1
#111snake100
#397snarling wolf shield1
#146sock monkey17
#101solid baconstone ring1
#444solid gold bowling ball42
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#253spaghetti cult mask4
#187spaghetti cult rosary6
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#4sparkler5,000
#138special sauce glove1
#761spectre scepter43
#47spider web1,306
#44sponge cake24
#542spooky hockey mask3
#205spork9
#1711stainless steel shillelagh2
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#40star spatula6
#57starchy staff1
#90stick-on eyebrow piercing636
#493stinkin' bindle1
#1826stolen accordion1
#115stolen necklace2
#939strange shiny disc1
#107stress ball3
#5string of blue beads724
#5string of green beads787
#4string of red beads761
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
🥉stuffed Mob Penguin150
#37stuffed gray blob786
#787stuffed teddy butler59
#58stuffed undead elbow macaroni418
#42sugar banana75
#44sugar cherry68
#55sugar lime32
#137sugar shard30
#1487support cummerbund1
#116swamp lolly1
#142t8r tots76
#188tainted seal's blood1
#267tassel5
#130tattered paper crown4
#829teddy bear7
#37teddy borg196
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#45thermos full of Knob coffee21
#857thin black candle59
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#70throwing fork8
#97throwing knife3
#62throwing spoon10
🥇time sleigh1
#40tin magnolia528
#267tiny plastic Mob Penguin4
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#8138tiny plastic star starfish1
#1257tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni6
#218torn hellseal sinew28
#208towel44
#2400toy crazy train1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#599tropical paperweight1
#82twitching trigger finger1
#1354untamable turtle1
#1546unusual disco ball1
#34upsy daisy558
#29vampire glitter16
#607vertebra of the Bonerdagon15
#80very overdue library book10
#471voodoo snuff2
#76war tongs61
#15warbear dress bracers1
#16warbear dress greaves1
#13warbear dress helmet1
#903white balloon1
#30white candy heart2,081
#429white hat hacker T-shirt2
#304white picket fence12
#91willowy bonnet1
#815windchimes1
#439wine-soaked bone chips1
#554worn tophat1
#73x-ray specs285
#176yak anorak1
#33yellow candy heart2,888
#64yellow snowcone361

Wow, that's 381,342 items total!

what items are this player missing?