Museum :: Legalese

Legalese

Rank	Item	Quantity
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#876	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#400	BURT	49
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#432	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	26
#164	Beach Buck	6
#206	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#842	Bonerdagon necklace	12
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#1167	Boss Bat bling	2
#667	Boss Bat britches	22
#93	Bram's choker	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1090	CRIMBCO mug	7
#1643	CRIMBCO wine	2
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#465	Chroner	12
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#212	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#758	Codpiece of the Goblin King	10
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#348	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#1270	Crimbo fudge	2
#1168	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1735	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#1295	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1141	Dolphin King's crown	3
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#116	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#701	Drowsy Sword	24
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#369	Frat Army FGF	4
#164	Freddy Kruegerand	23
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#797	Goodfella contract	6
#206	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#153	Hippy Army MPE	63
#821	Iron Beta of Industry	6
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#562	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	48
#357	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	123
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#302	Mob Penguin protection contract	10
#510	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#865	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#27	Pantsgiving	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#253	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#147	Roman sadnals	1
#43	Saucepanic	1
#1136	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#24	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#16	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	2
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1000	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#638	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#983	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#1939	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1050	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	4
#669	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#318	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#1150	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#512	Typical Tavern swill	3
#143	UV monocular	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1545	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#538	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#244	Ze™ goggles	3
#653	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#44	ancient calendar	1
#3685	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#164	ant pitchfork	2
#281	ant rake	1
#257	ant sickle	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#380	bacon bath ball	2
#130	bad-ass club	1
#631	badass belt	78
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#498	banana-frosted king cake	5
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#1445	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#687	beholed bedsheet	1
#822	bejeweled cufflinks	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#1500	bit of clingfilm	1
#372	black-and-blue light	130
#138	blank diary	1
#569	blue class ring	3
#367	blue plasma ball	135
#473	bottle of goofballs	54
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#2855	box of sunshine	32
🥉	brass Dreadsylvanian flask	1
#1605	brick	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#235	bunny liver	35
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#153	can of V-11	3
#4135	candy cane	2
#72	centurion helmet	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#1339	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#283	cheap studded belt	183
#23	chocolate-stained collar	1
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#3271	club necklace	1
🥉	colorful toad	2,353
🥉	control crystal	1
#199	crown-shaped beanie	1
#243	crumbling rat skull	2
#1247	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#123	das boot	1
#89	deep six-shooter	2
#1480	defective skull	1
#75	delectable fire ant	16
#177	delicious shimmering moth	4
#65	delicious stinkbug	38
#737	designer handbag	3
#936	disco ball	16
#948	disco mask	13
#125	distention pill	1
#771	dollhive	8
#1036	drywall axe	8
#904	duck-on-a-string	2
#750	duct tape	35
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#75	duct tape sword	2
#2500	easter egg balloon	7
#133	eggman noodles	1
#1587	elven moonshine	1
#1135	elven socks	2
#573	empty agua de vida bottle	220
#1069	ennui-flavored potato chips	2
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#810	fancy opera glasses	2
#1428	festive holiday hat	1
#687	festive sausage	2
#475	figurine of a charred seal	6
#551	figurine of a cold seal	8
#503	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#76	figurine of an armored seal	5
#1046	filthy lucre	24
#20	flapper floppers	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#303	flavored foot massage oil	157
#150	floaty gravel	1
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#448	floaty sand	29
#85	flyest of shirts	1
#243	foam dart	221
#494	foam noodle	1
#268	foetid seal tear	10
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#668	garish pinky ring	4
#446	gearbox necklace	2
#581	ghost of a necklace	1
#621	giant designer sunglasses	5
#1275	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1292	giant discarded plastic fork	5
#1146	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#935	giant pinky ring	13
#309	gingerbread house	2
#153	gladiator tunica	1
#1971	golden ring	38
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#191	green candygram	2
#935	green clay bead	2
#202	green glowstick	8
#410	grue egg	62
#22	gumshoes	1
#188	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#1125	handful of confetti	36
#150	hardened slime hat	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#2504	heart necklace	2
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#538	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#1090	helmet turtle	13
#132	hep waders	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#675	hobo nickel	217
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#19	honeycap	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#1281	immense cyborg hand	4
#511	incense bath ball	1
#574	inflatable duck	1
#119	ingot of seal-iron	2
#55	interesting-looking twig	156
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#498	kickback cookbook	1
#1041	killing feather	41
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1123	lead necklace	2
🥉	left bear arm	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#1202	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#1847	mafia aria	2
#245	makeshift cape	1
#169	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#597	mariachi pants	19
#1086	marionette	1
#471	megatofu	6
#42	metallic foil radar dish	1
#105	misfit hobby horse	1
#143	missing wine	1
#1068	monomolecular yo-yo	19
#804	motivational poster	4
#866	mummy costume	3
#37	musty moccasins	1
#442	mysterious silver lapel pin	2
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#480	obsidian dagger	37
#1152	old sweatpants	29
#319	orange candygram	1
#30	orange traffic cone	1
🥈	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	1
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
#741	oversized fish scaler	7
🥇	packet of dragon's teeth	1
#1756	pail	1
#188	pair of government shades	1
#358	palm frond	14
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#229	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#493	party hat	3
#798	pasta spoon	15
#666	peanut brittle shield	1
#309	personal massager	72
#215	personalized coffee mug	335
#1884	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#862	petrified wood	2
#281	pig-iron shinguards	1
#286	pink candygram	1
#323	plain brown wrapper	1
#368	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#213	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#327	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#84	plump juicy grub	84
#1722	polyalloy shield	2
#652	pool cue	5
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#71	pteruges	1
#1005	pumpkinhead mask	2
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#137	radiator heater shield	1
#1107	radium-flavored potato chips	2
#1303	rag doll	1
#927	ravioli hat	10
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#403	red class ring	22
#231	red wagon	1
#653	red-and-green sweater	1
#407	rhesus monkey	1
#457	rib of the Bonerdagon	4
#68	rickety old unicycle	1
#5	right bear arm	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#858	ring of half-assed regeneration	2
#927	roasted marshmallow	13
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1577	rogue swarmer	38
#1138	roll of toilet paper	33
#1488	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#1543	rubber WWJD? bracelet	5
#1308	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	6
#1722	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	4
#500	rusty chain necklace	4
#981	salamander spleen	1
#2409	sandwich of the gods	1
#749	saucepan	37
#1099	sawblade fragment	46
#480	sawblade shield	5
#133	scrumptious ice ant	2
#116	sea salt scrubs	1
#104	seal-blubber candle	50
#986	seal-clubbing club	11
#553	seal-skull helmet	12
#149	severed flipper	1
#119	shark jumper	1
#433	shiny butcherknife	1
#1677	shiny ring	8
#412	shock collar	1
#481	silver shrimp fork	3
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#12	slime-covered helmet	1
#206	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
#916	slow jam collection	3
#16	sneakeasies	1
#1349	sock monkey	1
#2327	solid gold bowling ball	2
#70	solid shifting time weirdness	1
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#2491	spade necklace	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#661	spectre scepter	50
🥈	spirit bell	1
#1006	spooky bark	2
#725	spooky bicycle chain	3
#938	spooky sap	1
#568	stainless steel scarf	6
#167	stainless steel shillelagh	16
#260	stainless steel skullcap	10
#320	stainless steel slacks	10
#355	stainless steel solitaire	8
#350	stainless steel suspenders	11
#254	stick-on eyebrow piercing	199
#1140	stolen accordion	10
#331	string of Crimbo lights	2
#1390	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	26
#2399	stuffed Cheshire bitten	20
#2053	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	24
#1530	stuffed Meat	23
#1925	stuffed angry cow	26
#2998	stuffed astral badger	15
#1403	stuffed baby gravy fairy	37
#3662	stuffed cocoabo	11
#1866	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#1574	stuffed dodecapede	1
#2480	stuffed doppelshifter	2
#1890	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	27
#2286	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	22
#2147	stuffed gray blob	3
#2188	stuffed hand turkey	23
#1161	stuffed key	34
#1958	stuffed martini	1
#1846	stuffed mind flayer	28
#2004	stuffed mink	12
#1646	stuffed monocle	20
#2593	stuffed scary death orb	19
#4796	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#2269	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	22
#4735	stuffed snowy owl	7
#2187	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	23
#2247	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	22
#1900	stuffed teddy butler	14
#1794	stuffed tin of caviar	16
#1226	stuffed treasure chest	31
#1898	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	27
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#776	stuffed zmobie	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#216	sugar banana	1
#138	sugar cherry	8
#174	sugar lime	2
#109	super-absorbent tarp	1
#34	sushi-rolling mat	1
#383	targeting chip	1
#25	tasty louse	126
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#2031	teddy bear	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#601	tenderizing hammer	1
#361	thermos of brew	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#184	tiny fly glasses	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#96	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
#4308	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#991	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#1035	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#1579	towel	2
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#900	toy deathbot	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1383	toy train	1
#223	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#556	turtle pheromones	3
#1013	turtle totem	16
#621	twinkly wad	60
#1819	unstable DNA	9
#986	unstable laser battery	46
#1908	useless powder	1
#130	vampire pellet	1
#16	velcro paddle ball	2
#651	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	13
#874	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#51	vinyl shield	1
#674	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#471	water wings	1
#197	white candygram	2
#657	white class ring	7
#1066	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#613	witch hat	1
#104	wok lobster	1
#1028	wolfman mask	1
#392	wooden stakes	6
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#327	wrench bracelet	10
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#57	yummy death watch beetle	51
#18	zombie accordion	1
#17	zombie mariachi hat	1

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