#474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
#193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
#195 | Amulet of Yendor | 116 |
#73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
#1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
#182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
#325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
#864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
#363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
#827 | BGE shotglass | 10 |
#235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#93 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 2 |
#1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
#102 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 2 |
#459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
#1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
#1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
#1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
#51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
#1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
#942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
#696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
#610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
#1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
#907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
#97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
#100 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 2 |
#311 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 20 |
#1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
#904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
#332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
#248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
#1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
#27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
#1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
#92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
#103 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 2 |
#259 | Go-Wassail | 75 |
#87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
#56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
#1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
#437 | Instant Karma | 13 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
#689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
#185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
#235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
#275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
#259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
#495 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 4 |
#55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
#23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
#53 | Rad Lib | 20 |
#170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
#370 | Red Pill | 1 |
#129 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 12 |
#458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
#57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
#613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
#1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#52 | Swizzler | 375 |
#214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
#207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
#1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
#829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
#1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
#638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
#1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
#1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
#1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
#1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
#259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
#623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
#669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
#1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
#516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
#226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
#50 | a cute angel | 1 |
#40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
#10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
#122 | alien force field disruptor bean | 5 |
#107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
#203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
#1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
#571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
#928 | antique record album | 1 |
#586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
#1458 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
#246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
#966 | bananagate | 1 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#517 | battered Crimbo Crate | 20 |
#184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
#447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#700 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
#662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
#499 | black snowcone | 5 |
#966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
#46 | blank diary | 3 |
#391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
#883 | blood flower | 5 |
#810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
#748 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
#1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
#1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
#670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
#168 | bottle of pirate juice | 5 |
#385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
#1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
#190 | bottled day | 1 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#588 | box of sunshine | 545 |
#432 | brick | 89 |
#787 | buckyball | 5 |
#546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
#464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
#238 | can of spinach | 9 |
#726 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 12 |
#941 | candied yams | 9 |
#722 | candy cane | 50 |
#111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
#1091 | candy stake | 6 |
#1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
#1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
#234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#395 | clown hammer | 75 |
#2492 | club necklace | 2 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
#46 | congratulatory cake | 2 |
#1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
#851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
#1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
#920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
#841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
#615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
#146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
#476 | defective skull | 46 |
#32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
#515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
#1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
#491 | disassembled clover | 100 |
#251 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 2 |
#238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
#237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
#248 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 2 |
#241 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 2 |
#235 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 2 |
#250 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 2 |
#241 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 2 |
#242 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 2 |
#243 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 2 |
#255 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 2 |
#243 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 2 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
#30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
#1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
#388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
#2834 | eggnog | 1 |
#371 | encoder ring | 48 |
#1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#478 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 61 |
#181 | fake fake vomit | 165 |
#1793 | fake hand | 1 |
#300 | fake plastic grass | 6 |
#1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
#633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
#2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
#2393 | felt | 1 |
#1759 | fire | 1 |
#470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
#417 | flavored foot massage oil | 79 |
#733 | forbidden sausage | 2 |
#708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
#3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
#3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
#1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
#2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
#179 | glacial sapphire | 4 |
#1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
#403 | golden ring | 60 |
#2658 | googly eye | 1 |
#134 | government cheese | 25 |
#183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#841 | green snowcone | 1 |
#1612 | grue egg | 15 |
#622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
#1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
#1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
#695 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
#2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
#1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
#69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
#1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#65 | iceberglet | 1 |
#1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
#958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
#1776 | ion grid | 1 |
#1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
#160 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 2 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#476 | jar of swamp gas | 90 |
#140 | jawbruiser | 15 |
#1395 | jazz soap | 6 |
#141 | jerky coins | 150 |
#925 | joybuzzer | 24 |
#611 | killing feather | 55 |
#1688 | kite | 2 |
#897 | kumquartz | 1 |
#404 | laser-broiled pear | 22 |
#552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
#752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
#1751 | length of string | 1 |
#470 | licorice root | 5 |
#107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
#433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
#109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
#756 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
#836 | lollipop stick | 5 |
#124 | long-stemmed rose | 14 |
#12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#1508 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
#1086 | marionette | 1 |
#229 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 12 |
#65 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 43 |
#1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
#23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
#27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
#225 | mood ring | 54 |
#1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
#2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
#401 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 11 |
#1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
#33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
#875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#433 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 11 |
#1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
#261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
#1187 | oozenog | 4 |
#539 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 5 |
#860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
#865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
#111 | pair of government shades | 5 |
#892 | pearidot | 1 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#662 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 34 |
#449 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 69 |
#275 | petrified time | 2 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
#83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
#530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
#861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
#2220 | possessed top | 1 |
#287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
#164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#211 | puce plastic oyster egg | 16 |
#929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#356 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
#891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
#24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
#1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
#315 | red plastic oyster egg | 14 |
#330 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
#845 | red snowcone | 1 |
#1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
#1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
#139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
#739 | rogue swarmer | 62 |
#1673 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
#1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
#1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
#2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
#232 | rubber emo roe | 126 |
#65 | salinated mint julep | 25 |
#116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
#650 | sawblade fragment | 61 |
#571 | scroll of pasta summoning | 18 |
#1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
#227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
#368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
#939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
#1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
#33 | space bar | 1 |
#15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
#15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
#20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
#23 | space invader | 2 |
#198 | space junk | 3 |
#26 | space needle | 1 |
#51 | space port | 3 |
#1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#295 | spectral pickle | 50 |
#2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
#1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
#539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
#1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
#140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
#1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
#1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
#1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
#350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
#1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
#1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
#1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
#1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
#1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#1026 | stick | 1 |
#1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
#917 | strawberyl | 1 |
#1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
#995 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 42 |
#1427 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 35 |
#1855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
#777 | stuffed Meat | 60 |
#860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
#1468 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
#1064 | stuffed astral badger | 48 |
#1358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 38 |
#980 | stuffed cocoabo | 48 |
#642 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
#1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
#1386 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 37 |
#1439 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 36 |
#950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#1036 | stuffed hand turkey | 48 |
#557 | stuffed key | 103 |
#1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
#1366 | stuffed mind flayer | 38 |
#835 | stuffed mink | 56 |
#381 | stuffed monocle | 117 |
#1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
#800 | stuffed scary death orb | 62 |
#267 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 73 |
#1431 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 36 |
#1107 | stuffed snowy owl | 44 |
#850 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 58 |
#472 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 17 |
#1272 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 39 |
#246 | stuffed teddy butler | 154 |
#620 | stuffed tin of caviar | 77 |
#543 | stuffed treasure chest | 106 |
#1484 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
#2121 | stuffing | 2 |
#1003 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
#102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
#39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
#247 | ten-leaf clover | 100 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
#2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
#1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#1404 | tooth | 1 |
#542 | top | 9 |
#908 | tourmalime | 1 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
#1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#441 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 5 |
#258 | unstable DNA | 200 |
#275 | unstable laser battery | 75 |
#2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
#714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
#593 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 9 |
#23 | wax lips | 1 |
#115 | whoopie cushion | 209 |
#446 | wind-up chattering teeth | 72 |
#1220 | wooden block | 1 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#272 | x-ray specs | 85 |
#660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#464 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 13 |
#352 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
#196 | yellow snowcone | 154 |
#1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |
#2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
#125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
#1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |