| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #15 | 4-dimensional fez | 18 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #40 | Atomic Pop | 40 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #26 | BOOterfinger | 16 |
| #270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
| #15 | Bal-musette accordion | 3 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #214 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 12 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #24 | Big Punk | 19 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #23 | Black Angus blackburger | 2 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #111 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 3 |
| #232 | Blood Light | 18 |
| #88 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 18 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #61 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 5 |
| #63 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO mug | 90 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #14 | Cajun accordion | 3 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #758 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #61 | Corpse Island iced tea | 61 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1030 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #814 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbot battery | 30 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #352 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 4 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #352 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 4 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #493 | Crimbuck | 2,034 |
| #27 | D roll | 340 |
| #884 | Daffy Taffy | 29 |
| #60 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 6 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #98 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 81 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #223 | Ecto-Cooler | 5 |
| #25 | Effermint™ tablets | 300 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #13 | En Una Fila Tequila | 4 |
| #167 | FDKOL commendation | 4,126 |
| #10 | FDKOL fire hose | 2 |
| #176 | FDKOL hotcakes | 30 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #13 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 225 |
| #64 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 6 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #22 | Friendliness Beverage | 347 |
| #129 | Frosty's frosty mug | 14 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #122 | Go-Wassail | 160 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #99 | Gummy Brains | 5 |
| #152 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 35 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #5 | How to Play Othello | 250 |
| #646 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #6 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 551 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #12 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 223 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #114 | Lobos Mints | 3 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #94 | Mark of the Ghost | 2 |
| #83 | Mark of the Skeleton | 3 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #101 | Mark of the Werewolf | 2 |
| #94 | Mark of the Zombie | 2 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #16 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 20 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #222 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 8 |
| #36 | Milk Studs | 388 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #29 | Moon Pie | 10 |
| #28 | Moonds | 17 |
| #155 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 10 |
| #1531 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #63 | Necbro wafers | 15 |
| #30 | New Zealand iced tea | 325 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #202 | Nightstalker perfume | 12 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| #33 | Othello's dagger | 6 |
| #47 | Othello's handkerchief | 4 |
| #28 | Othello's military jacket | 8 |
| #39 | PEEZ dispenser | 401 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #107 | Rattlin' Chains | 3 |
| #1547 | Rock Pops | 20 |
| #33 | Roman sadnals | 11 |
| #12 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 229 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #188 | Silver Bullet beer | 13 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #19 | Skully's hot chocolate | 5 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #59 | Star Spawn | 3 |
| #12 | Strix stix | 165 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #100 | Sweet Sword | 2 |
| #34 | Swizzler | 640 |
| #8 | TI-9000 calculator | 322 |
| #174 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 89 |
| #135 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 132 |
| #44 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 5 |
| #137 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 131 |
| #12 | Take Eleven Bar | 45 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #361 | The Cooler Out of Space | 5 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #314 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 31 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #7 | Time Cape | 2 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #51 | Travels with Jerry | 11 |
| #70 | Twelve Night Energy | 10 |
| #76 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 18 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #165 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 82 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #37 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 279 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #570 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 18 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥉 | Wrecked Generator | 626 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #1688 | Yummy Tummy bean | 63 |
| #6 | Z-Bone steak | 368 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #144 | alien drugs | 17 |
| #152 | alien force field disruptor bean | 3 |
| #15 | alien protein powder | 25 |
| #89 | alien source code printout | 4 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #62 | ammonite candy mold | 3 |
| #200 | ammonite fossil | 26 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #22 | baby bark scorpion | 2 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #44 | bag of W&Ws | 395 |
| #44 | bag of grain | 2 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #59 | banana supersucker | 16 |
| #213 | bananagate | 33 |
| #13 | banjo kazoo mount | 24 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #58 | belemnite candy mold | 3 |
| #185 | belemnite fossil | 29 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #23 | birdbone corset | 13 |
| #230 | bite-me-red lipstick | 86 |
| #29 | black brandy | 2 |
| #46 | blank diary | 3 |
| #185 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #33 | blind-packed capsule toy | 532 |
| #122 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 131 |
| #12 | blob of Alphredo™ | 28 |
| #42 | blood sausage | 3 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #12 | blue grass | 169 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #13 | blue tulip | 40 |
| #5 | boiling seal blood | 146 |
| #179 | bottle of bubbles | 66 |
| #54 | bottle of fire | 600 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #21 | bowl of Jeal-O | 439 |
| #93 | bowl of fishysoisse | 9 |
| #38 | box of Dweebs | 377 |
| #1032 | box of sunshine | 230 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #175 | bread line | 5 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #150 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #77 | can of V-11 | 6 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #30 | candy cigarette | 90 |
| #15 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #7 | carrot claret | 50 |
| 🥈 | carrot juice | 445 |
| #6 | carrot nose | 1,817 |
| #35 | carton of rotten eggs | 280 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #139 | chainsaw chain | 5 |
| #88 | chakra malt | 2 |
| #227 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #99 | chakra-mental wine | 2 |
| #5 | charisma potion | 274 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #18 | cold seal sweat | 100 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #52 | communal gobstopper | 8 |
| #108 | concentrated garbage juice | 7 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #361 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #20 | cornucopia | 270 |
| #69 | corpse on the beach | 60 |
| #54 | corpsebite | 6 |
| #74 | corpsedriver | 55 |
| #50 | corpsetini | 71 |
| #334 | corrupted data | 43 |
| 🥉 | crystal belt buckle | 3 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #307 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #203 | cursed scrunchie | 5 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #95 | deadly lampshade | 9 |
| #828 | dill | 36 |
| #8 | diluted makeup | 310 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #6 | discarded swimming trunks | 83 |
| #28 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 44 |
| #33 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 39 |
| #54 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 28 |
| #52 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 28 |
| #47 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 28 |
| #68 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 21 |
| #46 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 31 |
| #52 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 26 |
| #55 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 25 |
| #57 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 24 |
| #52 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 25 |
| #59 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 23 |
| #95 | discocktail | 76 |
| #47 | dog ointment | 5 |
| #52 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #27 | dreadful roast | 4 |
| #32 | droll monocle | 32 |
| #250 | drop of water-37 | 30 |
| 🥉 | droppable microphone | 68 |
| #110 | drum of pomade | 12 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #20 | ear poison | 443 |
| #15 | eerie fetish | 4 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #56 | elderly jawbreaker | 5 |
| #68 | eldritch alignment spray | 10 |
| #30 | eldritch concentrate | 2 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #366 | eldritch effluvium | 2 |
| #29 | eldritch mushroom | 5 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #344 | electrical thingamabob | 10 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #15 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #16 | exploding gum | 3 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| 🥉 | extremely confusing manual | 250 |
| #136 | extremely skinny jeans | 7 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #166 | fiery wing | 42 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #30 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #137 | flamin' bindle | 5 |
| #7 | flapper floppers | 2 |
| #100 | flask of mining oil | 51 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #18 | flat cider | 8 |
| #44 | fluid of fudge-finding | 10 |
| 🥈 | foam pistol | 65 |
| #7 | foetid seal tear | 400 |
| #38 | forbidden sausage | 9 |
| #10 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 25 |
| #159 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #106 | frigid air mattress | 6 |
| #64 | frigid fudgepuck | 67 |
| #21 | frozen banquet | 49 |
| #55 | frying brainpan | 1 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #136 | fudge cube | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #10 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 518 |
| #96 | fudgecule | 28,144 |
| #43 | fudgecycle | 5 |
| #68 | fudgesicle | 7 |
| #153 | funhouse mirror | 6 |
| #49 | future drug: Coolscaline | 43 |
| #53 | future drug: Muscularactum | 42 |
| #77 | future drug: Smartinex | 30 |
| #9 | ghost beer | 101 |
| #858 | ghost cucumber | 45 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #178 | ghost protocol | 4 |
| #64 | ghost thread | 1 |
| #220 | ghost trap | 6 |
| #182 | ghostly body paint | 28 |
| #9 | ghostly dagger | 27 |
| #46 | giant green gummi ingot | 20 |
| #41 | giant red gummi ingot | 20 |
| #41 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 20 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #27 | gladiator tunica | 30 |
| #10 | glass of herbal tequila | 268 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #45 | gold tooth | 13 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #124 | government cheese | 29 |
| #133 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #252 | green gummi ingot | 132 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | grip key | 120 |
| #64 | groping claw | 1 |
| #221 | guard turtle shell | 10 |
| #82 | gummi ammonite | 3 |
| #78 | gummi belemnite | 3 |
| #83 | gummi trilobite | 3 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #22 | guts necklace | 3 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #90 | hambrosier | 2 |
| #36 | hamlet sandwich | 497 |
| #10 | handful of crafty noodles | 32 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #22 | hawk | 103 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #651 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #27 | heavy crown | 105 |
| #475 | hellseal claw | 17 |
| #437 | hellseal whisker | 17 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #37 | hep waders | 9 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #27 | huge bowl of candy | 123 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #8 | iShield | 2 |
| #10 | impure gasoline | 373 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #35 | intimidating coiffure | 2 |
| #23 | invisible potion | 32 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #257 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 8 |
| #138 | jar of squeeze | 7 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #173 | jerky coins | 125 |
| #25 | jive turkey leg | 112 |
| #108 | kamicorpse-ee | 3 |
| #45 | kiwi | 174 |
| #31 | kiwi beak | 36 |
| #737 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #187 | kumquartz | 36 |
| #65 | kumquat supersucker | 16 |
| #40 | law-abiding citizen cane | 15 |
| #60 | legitimate business on the beach | 99 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #229 | licorice root | 30 |
| #59 | lime supersucker | 16 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #8 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 162 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #80 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #86 | lollipop stick | 902 |
| #331 | lucky bottlecap | 4 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #36 | madius | 11 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #36 | mime soul fragment | 155 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #25 | minin' dynamite | 109 |
| #115 | molten brick | 119 |
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| #81 | munchies pill | 11 |
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| #20 | nastygeist | 122 |
| #139 | necrotizing body spray | 65 |
| #161 | negative lump | 404 |
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| #7 | ninjammies | 2 |
| #18 | non-aged vinegar | 145 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #37 | old ball and chain | 1 |
| #48 | old dry bone | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #10 | outlaw bandana | 98 |
| #11 | overloaded micro-reactor | 972 |
| #115 | pack of pogs | 160 |
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| #242 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| #50 | pear supersucker | 16 |
| #164 | pearidot | 43 |
| #85 | peppermint tailings | 387 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #88 | petit 4.1 | 7 |
| #115 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #116 | phish stick | 9 |
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| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #7 | pitted sheet metal | 955 |
| #31 | plaid cowboy hat | 20 |
| #275 | plastic ingot | 10 |
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| #10 | pocket maze | 26 |
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| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #225 | portable photocopier | 30 |
| #9 | portable table | 175 |
| #10 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 5 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #107 | press-on ribs | 67 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #106 | purple corpsel | 3 |
| #17 | quirky accordion | 3 |
| #50 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 8 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #24 | radiator heater shield | 14 |
| #14 | rattler rattle | 153 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
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| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
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| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #261 | red gummi ingot | 128 |
| #12 | red tulip | 47 |
| #104 | red-headed corpse | 3 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #18 | rocket fuel | 25 |
| #158 | roll of Hob-Os | 4 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #117 | rose | 30 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #25 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 20 |
| #22 | s'more | 5,732 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #16 | salt wages | 415 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #45 | sausage without a cause | 4 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #65 | scotch on the rocks | 8 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #82 | seal-brain elixir | 21 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #107 | sealhide seal doll | 16 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| #41 | security flashlight | 91 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #34 | shady shades | 4 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #10 | shot of mescal | 276 |
| #30 | silent pea shooter | 38 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #20 | silver face paint | 29 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #25 | sleeve deuce | 329 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #126 | slime convention swag bag | 5 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #37 | slingshot | 123 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #184 | smoking grass | 501 |
| #7 | sneakeasies | 2 |
| #6 | solid shifting time weirdness | 16 |
| #139 | sorority brain | 11 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #13 | soul knife | 2 |
| #13 | soul mask | 2 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #35 | space beast fur | 16 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #13 | space junk | 357 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #215 | spaghetti cult mask | 5 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #11 | sparking robo-battery | 976 |
| #36 | special edition Batfellow comic | 30 |
| #78 | spectral pickle | 300 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #8 | spirit blanket | 35 |
| #11 | spirit gum | 372 |
| #9 | spirit mattress | 42 |
| #9 | spirit pillow | 36 |
| #9 | spirit sheet | 39 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #61 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #236 | spooky bindle | 4 |
| #22 | spooky lasso | 99 |
| #11 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 34 |
| #151 | spray paint | 43 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #40 | squeaky toy rose | 3 |
| #516 | squirming egg sac | 15 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #72 | still-beating spleen | 10 |
| #31 | stink-penny | 618 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #51 | strawberry supersucker | 16 |
| #119 | strawberyl | 54 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8 | studded sealhide shield | 3 |
| #670 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 65 |
| #1838 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 27 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #518 | stuffed Meat | 90 |
| #1746 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #2017 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #1403 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1833 | stuffed cocoabo | 27 |
| #1890 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1362 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1447 | stuffed hand turkey | 36 |
| #516 | stuffed key | 113 |
| #1682 | stuffed mind flayer | 31 |
| #755 | stuffed mink | 62 |
| #842 | stuffed monocle | 55 |
| #1448 | stuffed scary death orb | 36 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #1550 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1426 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1496 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #185 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 41 |
| #1544 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #898 | stuffed teddy butler | 51 |
| #714 | stuffed tin of caviar | 67 |
| #431 | stuffed treasure chest | 131 |
| #1397 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 37 |
| #39 | sturdy cane | 103 |
| #40 | sucker bucket | 4 |
| #40 | sucker hakama | 4 |
| #39 | sucker kabuto | 4 |
| #265 | sucker scaffold | 42 |
| #40 | sucker tachi | 4 |
| #6 | super-absorbent tarp | 19 |
| #48 | superheated fudge | 85 |
| #102 | sweet mochi ball | 19 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #13 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 34 |
| #10 | tarnished bottlecap | 491 |
| #51 | throwing bone | 18 |
| #11 | throwing candy | 191 |
| #11 | time shuriken | 4 |
| #62 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 17 |
| #256 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #262 | tourmalime | 27 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #50 | transparent pants | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #67 | trilobite candy mold | 3 |
| #149 | trilobite fossil | 35 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #58 | twitching time capsule | 11 |
| #26 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 8 |
| 🥉 | unidentified drink | 1,577 |
| #13 | unquiet spirits | 177 |
| #21 | unsanitized scalpel | 14 |
| #8 | unused soap | 317 |
| #28 | unused walkie-talkie | 37 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #25 | vampire pellet | 14 |
| #50 | vengeful spirit | 1 |
| #23 | very large caltrop | 2 |
| #51 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
| #821 | vinegar | 36 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #9 | viral DNA | 334 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #60 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #329 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 2 |
| #68 | warbear auto-anvil | 3 |
| #64 | warbear badge | 3 |
| #42 | warbear battery | 48 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #17 | warbear bearserker mead | 27 |
| #22 | warbear bearserker potion | 71 |
| #187 | warbear beeping telegram | 7 |
| #14 | warbear blizzard mead | 27 |
| #21 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 17 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #73 | warbear chemistry lab | 3 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #26 | warbear drone assembler | 16 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #23 | warbear empathy chip | 16 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #43 | warbear feasting bread | 17 |
| #41 | warbear feasting mead | 17 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #118 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #35 | warbear gyrocopter | 17 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #327 | warbear helm fragment | 2 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #27 | warbear induction oven | 4 |
| #32 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 5 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #25 | warbear liquid overcoat | 71 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #86 | warbear metalworking primer | 12 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #38 | warbear officer requisition box | 22 |
| #39 | warbear oil pan | 5 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #44 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 19 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #62 | warbear requisition box | 101 |
| #87 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 14 |
| #91 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 12 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #26 | warbear soda machine assembler | 17 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #17 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 27 |
| #321 | warbear trouser fragment | 2 |
| #23 | warbear wardance potion | 70 |
| #17 | warbear warrior bread | 27 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #490 | warbear whosit | 58 |
| #42 | warm fur | 1 |
| #45 | weird gazelle steak | 5 |
| #126 | whisker pencil | 71 |
| #10 | whiskey in a broken glass | 271 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #18 | white tulip | 35 |
| #157 | wind-up meatcar | 74 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
| #16 | wooly loincloth | 2 |
| #15 | yabba dabba doo rag | 2 |
| #173 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |
| #274 | yellow gummi ingot | 121 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |