Steam

RankItemQuantity
#143A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes8
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#278A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#99A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#201Aluminum Epsilon of Humility2
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#789Argarggagarg's fang2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#71BURT412
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#308Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#678Baron von Ratsworth's monocle18
#56Baron von Ratsworth's tophat35
#613Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#254Blood Light16
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#344Bone's Farm "wine"5
#224Bonerdagon necklace45
#71Boss Bat bling44
#1175Boss Bat britches10
#14CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)34
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#71CRIMBCO mug236
#278CSA fire-starting kit31
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#251Codpiece of the Goblin King27
#694Colander of Em-er'il4
#887Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#434Crimbo Candy Cookbook12
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#289DNOTC Box1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#859Disco 'Fro Pick4
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#328Ecto-Cooler3
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#256FDKOL commendation2,113
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#168Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#82Glass Balls of the Goblin King24
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#448Go-Wassail39
#894Green Clover of Justice2
#421Haunted Sorority House staff guide5
#759Heimandatz's heart2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#23Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#92Inndya trading card2
#1203Instant Karma1
#1001Iron Beta of Industry4
#882Jocko Homo's head2
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#91Libram of BRICKOs1
#287Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet88
#27Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery11
#65Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#633NPZR chemistry set1
#103Nickel Gamma of Frugality62
#386Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#91Poison Oak trading card2
#187Pokëmann band-aid1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#584Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#569Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap3
#358Pokëmann figurine: Moog2
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#476Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf4
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#689Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#548Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#101Purple Horseshoe of Honor2
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#204Roo trading card1
#1073Safari Jack's moustache1
#843Scalp of Gorgolok4
#212Serenity trading card1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#93Staff of the Black Kettle1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#61Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#401Tales of a Kansas Toymaker8
#71Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#22The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#257The Big Book of Pirate Insults13
#201The Cooler Out of Space15
#218The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#352The Joy of Wassailing10
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#705The Mariachi's guitar case2
#151The Necbronomicon2
#59The Necbronomicon (used)1
#209The Snake trading card1
#219Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag1
#52Thwaitgold bee statuette14
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#472Thwaitgold firefly statuette9
#307Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette8
#601Thwaitgold maggot statuette8
#148Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette5
#1093Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#171Thwaitgold woollybear statuette6
#114Tome of Clip Art1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#363Uncle Romulus3
#251Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#2407Valentine1
#117Vial of jus de larmes1
#167Wax Flask1
#81Woldo trading card2
#511Yakisoba's hat3
#202Yellow Moon of Compassion14
#660Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#352Zu Mannkäse Dienen5
#5Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)2
#1157adorable seal larva2
#187ammonite fossil30
#680anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#282antique 8-Bit Power magazine5
#226antique bottle opener4
#72antique pair of blue jeans10
#298antique souvenir drawing3
#125archaeologing shovel1
#239bacon bath ball4
#46bad-ass club5
#474badass belt96
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#2130barrrnacle1
#271bejeweled cufflinks16
#17bewitching boots2
#146big glob of skin1
#35bitter bowtie1
#704bone chips10
#19bottle of Goldschnöckered2
#409bottle of fire1
#1054bottle of goofballs24
#179boulder12
#1038box of sunshine229
#835brick40
#110bronze handcuffs1
#103burnt flower183
#57burst hellseal brain244
#250calle de miel with a fly in it1
#130can of depilatory cream1
#81can of sterno3
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#565club necklace12
🥉control crystal1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#316cranberry schnapps2
#19creepy-ass club1
#181decanter of fine Scotch1
#384deluxe fax machine1
#517depleted uranium seal figurine1
🥇detour shield1
#316diamond necklace18
#91drop of water-37149
#813duct tape30
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#1643easter egg balloon14
🥈eerily silent box1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#201empty Cloaca-Cola bottle72
#94empty agua de vida bottle1,769
#26evil-ass club1
#155extremely skinny jeans6
#473figurine of a charred seal6
#247figurine of a cold seal26
#242figurine of a shadowy seal5
#140figurine of a sleek seal16
#641figurine of a stinking seal1
#306figurine of an ancient seal1
#39fire axe1
#81fireman's helmet1
#51fistful of ashes94
#51floaty sand404
#88forbidden sausage3
#213fossilized baboon skull3
#247fossilized bat skull2
#245fossilized limb43
#405fossilized serpent skull1
#97fossilized spike51
#27fossilized spine67
#336fossilized torso14
#1038friendly cheez blob2
#45frigid-ass club1
#109fudgecycle2
#3222fuzzy dice2
#217garish pinky ring21
#444gearbox necklace2
#380ghost trap1
#266giant designer sunglasses17
#544giant discarded bottlecap9
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#966giant discarded torn-up glove3
#163giant red gummi ingot1
#120giant yellow gummi ingot2
#151gingerbread house4
#2658googly eye1
#406green clay bead19
#128green gummi ingot260
#295handful of confetti122
#60handful of honey166
#584heart necklace12
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#605heart of the volcano11
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#60helm of the white knight1
#438hideous egg5
#201hot stuffing1
#24hot-ass club1
#165imbued seal-blubber candle1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#836live wire1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#988lollipop stick1
#571lovecat tail1
#1430macaroni duck1
#238mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#91mariachi toothpaste1
#41marine aquamarine8
#530mime soul fragment2
#36molten medallion1
#47monstrous monocle1
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#37musty moccasins1
#20nasty-ass club1
#152obsidian dagger80
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#650paperclip40
#401paranormal ricotta1
#314peanut brittle shield10
#271penguin focaccia bread38
#237perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#192petrified wood56
#2033phish stick1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#61pig-iron helm3
#64pig-iron shinguards3
#335pink clay bead42
#71pixel orb1
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#283plastic cup of beer3
#529plastic ingot1
#1046pretty flower18
#92pristine fish scale3
#322purple clay bead9
#271raisin1
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#142red gummi ingot245
#303rib of the Bonerdagon6
#64ridiculous sunglasses1
#183rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#986rubber WWBD? bracelet8
#1108rubber WWJD? bracelet7
#981rubber WWSPD? bracelet8
#936rubber WWtNSD? bracelet8
#144rusty chain necklace24
🥇rxr shield1
#194sawblade shield18
#103scissor duck1
#121seal-blubber candle42
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#54shark tooth necklace1
#109shock belt1
#55shredded hellseal hide236
#71silver keg1
#101silver paté knife1
#227silver shotgun shell1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#318six tiny wedges of goat cheese3
#239slap and tickle with a fly in it1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#95sock garters1
#2036solid gold bowling ball3
#625spade necklace11
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
🥈speed limit shield1
🥇stop shield1
#1341stray chihuahua1
#331string of Crimbo lights2
#677stuffed Baron von Ratsworth65
#1129stuffed Cheshire bitten43
#1743stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech29
#947stuffed Meat49
#1052stuffed angry cow47
#1781stuffed astral badger29
#1363stuffed baby gravy fairy38
#2415stuffed cocoabo20
#924stuffed crazy bastard sword6
#1356stuffed flaming gravy fairy38
#1545stuffed frozen gravy fairy34
#2113stuffed hand turkey24
#529stuffed key111
#1146stuffed martini5
#1185stuffed mind flayer44
#634stuffed mink74
#825stuffed monocle57
#1141stuffed scary death orb45
#4804stuffed shoulder parrot1
#1289stuffed sleazy gravy fairy40
#1999stuffed snowy owl25
#1371stuffed spooky gravy fairy38
#1300stuffed spooky mushroom6
#1549stuffed stinky gravy fairy33
#815stuffed teddy butler57
#773stuffed tin of caviar62
#590stuffed treasure chest99
#1773stuffed undead elbow macaroni29
#2643stuffing1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#49sucker scaffold187
#278sucker tachi1
#140synthetic dog hair pill1
#1964teddy borg1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1418tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1161tiny plastic Beebee King1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1328tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#581tiny plastic Crimbo elf17
#455tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer20
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1328tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1343tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1810tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1376tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1359tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1363tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1368tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1329tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1344tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1346tiny plastic moneybee1
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1127tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#660tiny plastic sweet nutcracker14
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#1344toast325
#1592toothsome rock4
#62torn hellseal sinew218
#169tourmalime43
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#45trilobite candy mold5
#187trilobite fossil27
#35trout fang9
#1355untamable turtle1
#1548unusual disco ball1
#697useless powder116
#82vampire glitter6
#295vertebra of the Bonerdagon34
#87water-polo mitt1
#468woven baling wire bracelets2
#174wrench bracelet21
#125wumpus hair16
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#12wumpus-hair whip2
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#129yellow gummi ingot268

Wow, that's 11,566 items total!

what items are this player missing?