Lord Mellman

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#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#246A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#278A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#294A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#1135Asleep in the Cemetery1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#156Barney's rake1
#2709Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#407Bit O' Ectoplasm5
#35BitterSweetTarts281
#398Blood Light7
#472Bone's Farm "wine"2
#1368Bonerdagon necklace5
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1792Boss Bat britches4
#407Brimstone Chicken Sandwich16
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1553CRIMBCO mug3
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#2408Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#84Cold Hots candy298
#13Comet Pop153
#1487Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#234Crimbo Credit41
#1354Crimbo candied pecan1
#1382Crimbo fudge1
#1173Crimbo peppermint bark3
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#120Crimbonium fuel rod19
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#378Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun3
#463Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#2022Crimboween memo2
#3602Crown of the Goblin King2
#134Daffy Taffy269
#2662Disco 'Fro Pick1
#190Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#777Double Bacon Beelzeburger3
#75Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice3
#1306Dyspepsi-Cola18
#478Ecto-Cooler1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#123Everlasting Deckswabber4
#229FDKOL commendation2,580
#31FDKOL fire hose1
#27FDKOL tattoo2
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#700Frosty's frosty mug1
#344Fudge Fiber Armor Plating2
🥈Fuzzby1
#395Glass Balls of the Goblin King6
#85Go-Wassail248
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#760Heimandatz's heart2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#151Iiti Kitty Gumdrop13
#23Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#882Jocko Homo's head2
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#40Marvin's marvelous pill7
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#468Meleegraâ„¢ pills17
#356Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses1
#381Microplushie: Bropane26
#296Microplushie: Dorkonide12
#417Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid10
#253Microplushie: Fauxnerditide10
#381Microplushie: Gothochondria20
#366Microplushie: Hippylase31
#580Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#347Microplushie: Hobomosome16
#349Microplushie: Otakulone37
#401Microplushie: Raverdrine16
#340Microplushie: Sororitrate28
#109Milk Studs98
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#199Mr. Mediocrebar291
#192NPZR chemistry set26
#274Newbiesportâ„¢ tent9
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#629Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#116P.B.L.T.5
#66PEEZ dispenser204
#844Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster8
#38Piddles238
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#775Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#779Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#651Red Rover BB gun2
#1080Rock Pops41
#1073Safari Jack's moustache1
#93Senior Mints212
#657Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#441Silver Bullet beer3
#471Sinful Desires1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#478Spam Witch sammich52
#453Steal This Candy3
#46Stone Golem pebbles63
#22Sugar Cog117
#946Summer Nights1
#849Tasty Fun Good rice candy34
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#685The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
#390The Cooler Out of Space4
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
#302The Necbronomicon1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1570Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#1420Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#154Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#1740Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#1441Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1746Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette3
#1154Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#21Trash, a Memoir1
#613Travels with Jerry2
#63Trivial Avocations Card: What?278
#61Trivial Avocations Card: When?280
#61Trivial Avocations Card: Where?279
#67Trivial Avocations Card: Who?258
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#99Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide136
#702Uncle Romulus1
#227White Citadel burger10
#106Wint-O-Fresh mint234
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#2954Yummy Tummy bean1
#335abandoned candy1
🥇all-year sucker1
#81ammonite candy mold2
#65ammonite fossil85
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#626antique bottle opener1
#251antique painting of a landscape3
#388antique record album7
#1328baby killer bee3
#239baconstone bracelet2
#2643badass belt18
#132bag of W&Ws99
#124banana peel44
#22banana supersucker62
#312bananagate22
#23bananarama bangle5
#764barrrnacle17
#28belemnite candy mold10
#102belemnite fossil54
#349bite-me-red lipstick37
#28bitter pill3
#203black cherry soda1
#47blank diary3
#367blind-packed capsule toy8
#253blue plastic baby1
#15blue raspberry troll doll4
#213boiling seal blood7
#501bottle of Blank-Out14
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#79bottle of bubbles141
#593bottle of goofballs43
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#130box of Dweebs88
#4354box of sunshine11
#73brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#75breakfast mess184
#116brigand brittle80
#519broken cellular phone3
#448brown plastic baby1
#151bubble-wrap simulator5
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#40bugbear purification pill17
#202burst hellseal brain39
#147cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#1890can of CRIMBCOLA2
#546can of fake snow1
#127candied bolts7
#557candied nuts3
#857candy brain1
#4790candy cane1
#170candy kneecapping stick11
#189candy knuckles10
#3833candy stake1
#438carob chunks7
#803cement sandals1
#89charged magnet1
#178children of the candy corn1
#248chocolate disco ball1
#715chocolate filthy lucre1
#176chocolate stolen accordion2
#168chocolate turtle totem2
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1149circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#216commemorative war stein261
#108concentrated magicalness pill24
#116confusing LED clock67
#128conjured ice cream1
🥉control crystal1
#289corrupted data56
#838crazy little Turkish delight2
#314cursed scrunchie1
#167decent brain25
#149delicious shimmering moth6
#168delicious stinkbug1
#515depleted uranium seal figurine1
#457designer handbag6
#71dinged-up triangle1
#220dire fudgesicle7
#112double-ice gum1
#168drop of water-3794
#1554easter egg balloon15
🥈eerily silent box1
#283electrical thingamabob16
#1586elven moonshine1
#966empty Cloaca-Cola bottle3
#343empty agua de vida bottle603
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#780enchanted leopard-print barbell8
#48excitement pill1
#591extra-greasy slider2
#242extremely skinny jeans3
#502figurine of a shadowy seal1
#39fire axe1
#81fireman's helmet1
#143flask of mining oil19
#176flask of tainted mining oil35
#491floaty sand24
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#220foetid seal tear16
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#461fossilized limb15
#408fossilized spike9
#398fossilized spine3
#433fossilized wing6
#1461friendly cheez blob1
#239frigid fudgepuck16
#375frozen banquet5
#379fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#155fudge lily43
#63fudge pocket square1
#37fudge spork12
#394fudgecule3,171
#177fudgecycle1
#29fudgesicle25
#153funhouse mirror6
#422fuzzy busby5
#117gamma nog8
#187ghost trap8
#364ghostly body paint9
#160giant candy cane1
#1922giant discarded plastic fork2
#41giant green gummi bear11
#84giant green gummi ingot5
#2128giant pinky ring2
#62giant red gummi bear6
#122giant red gummi ingot2
#59giant yellow gummi bear6
#120giant yellow gummi ingot2
#182gin-soaked blotter paper3
#80ginger snaps10
#307gingerbread house2
#135glass of gnat milk9
#121glass of warm milk9
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#793gold wedding ring1
#129good brain363
#70grape troll doll1
#1157green candy heart1
#89green drunki-bear8
#54green gummi ingot629
#278green peawee marble1
#542grue egg48
#110gummi ammonite2
#36gummi belemnite9
#68gummi bowtie1
#49gummi canary12
#42gummi salamander12
#58gummi snake12
#52gummi trilobite5
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#140hamburger5
#116hamethyst bracelet2
#843handful of confetti50
#370handful of honey2
#5handful of juicy garbage29
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1083heart of the volcano4
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#288huge gold coin1
#978irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#581jar of squeeze1
#96jerky coins224
#1001knuckle sandwich11
#404kumquartz14
#13kumquartz ring6
#29kumquat supersucker55
#446licorice root6
#36lime supersucker39
#75lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum119
#836live wire1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#280lollipop stick218
#141long pork chop sandwiches1
#251lump of coal1
#85magnetic sculpture kit27
#382maple leaf1
#33metallic foil bow1
#24mime soul fragment331
#108misfit dolly1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#1340motivational poster1
#3220nanite-infested eggnog1
#155natural fennel soda35
#393necrotizing body spray12
#51neurostim pill26
#103nugget of Crimbonium50
#301nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#831old sweatpants67
#105one pill6
#1227orange candy heart1
#53pack of pogs319
#15pair of pearidot earrings6
#364parasitic claw1
#229parasitic headgnawer1
#235parasitic strangleworm1
#192parasitic tentacles1
#1682passable elf mask1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#15pear supersucker64
#225pearidot30
#59peppermint rhino baby1
#264personalized birthday cake6
#982personalized coffee mug1
#614petit 4.12
#44phish stick22
#90physiostim pill21
#739piece of wedding cake4
#410pile of candy18
#511pile of gold coins1
#100pill cup30
#1152pink candy heart1
#382pink plastic baby1
#139pirate cream pie7
#66pixel morning star1
#49pixel stopwatch1
#1239pixellated candy heart5
#122plague pie1
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#223plastic ingot14
#165plump juicy grub9
#273porquoise bracelet1
#1170potato sprout1
#43pottery club1
#52pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#63pottery yo-yo1
#289powdered candy sushi set5
#294press-on ribs25
#615pretty flower110
#264radiation-resistant helmet2
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#87red drunki-bear9
#55red gummi ingot632
#326red plastic baby1
#649red-and-green sweater1
#175ribbon candy7
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#56ridiculous sandwich31
#1450rigid carapace2
#944roasted marshmallow12
#152robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.1
#331roll of toilet paper295
#232ruby on canes3
#318s'more15
#868sandwich of the gods8
#2571shiny ring2
#212shredded hellseal hide28
#171silver shotgun shell2
#807sleeping stocking1
#217smiling rat1
#2847solid gold bowling ball1
#371sorority brain1
#183soul doorbell1
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#669spectre scepter50
#193spirit blanket1
#180spirit gum12
#140spirit mattress2
#182spirit sheet1
#143sponge cake5
#595square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#258squirming egg sac51
#16strawberry supersucker61
#305strawberyl23
#14strawberyl necklace6
#600string of Crimbo lights1
#886stuffed Baron von Ratsworth50
#1074stuffed Meat41
#8955stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1320stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8975stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8983stuffed hand turkey1
#727stuffed key78
#1972stuffed martini1
#925stuffed mink50
#985stuffed monocle47
#8964stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#1013stuffed teddy butler45
#1117stuffed tin of caviar40
#678stuffed treasure chest83
#269sucker bucket1
#91sucker hakama2
#219sucker kabuto1
#137sucker scaffold83
#102sucker tachi2
#326superheated fudge11
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#104that gum you like14
#939tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#959tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#612tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#931tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#602tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#633tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#932tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#930tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#935tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#947tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#44tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo7
#942tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#940tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#593tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#953tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#569tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#951tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#82tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf12
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#567tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#365tiny plastic 11 Dealer2
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#372tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear12
#281tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type9
#159tiny plastic Beebee King14
#126tiny plastic Best Game Ever3
#266tiny plastic Big Candy1
#152tiny plastic Bugbear Captain7
#225tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ2
#229tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter18
#220tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#212tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel11
#329tiny plastic Crimbo Casino2
#1732tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#710tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer14
#1223tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#178tiny plastic Crimbomination3
#214tiny plastic Don Crimbo3
#827tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#226tiny plastic Father McGruber18
#283tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#259tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist17
#167tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#151tiny plastic Lord Flameface7
#214tiny plastic MechaElf1
#224tiny plastic Mr. Mination2
#482tiny plastic Norville Rogers9
#261tiny plastic Queen Bee9
#355tiny plastic Rene C. Corman3
#399tiny plastic Scott the Miner11
#3894tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#171tiny plastic Toybot1
#1282tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#237tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#574tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer4
#302tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#363tiny plastic angry space marine12
#243tiny plastic animelf1
#8257tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#362tiny plastic batbugbear12
#353tiny plastic bee swarm12
#367tiny plastic beebee gunners12
#366tiny plastic beebee queue12
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#296tiny plastic black ops bugbear15
#291tiny plastic blazing bat15
#362tiny plastic bugaboo12
#388tiny plastic buzzerker11
#396tiny plastic cavebugbear11
#8225tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#264tiny plastic colollilossus1
#232tiny plastic fax machine2
#348tiny plastic fire servant7
#221tiny plastic hobo elf2
#278tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear15
#313tiny plastic moneybee14
#544tiny plastic mumblebee8
#358tiny plastic peacannon7
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8104tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#238tiny plastic spiderbugbear10
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#201tiny plastic stocking mimic3
#2296tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#225tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#354tiny plastic the Free Man7
#313tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#177tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#183toast8,664
#1867tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#245torn hellseal sinew23
#566tortoise's blessing2
#277tourmalime25
#14tourmalime tourniquet6
#779towel10
#96toy accordion1
#2210toy jet pack1
#2126toy mercenary1
#1156triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#29trilobite candy mold10
#84trilobite fossil68
#1549unusual disco ball1
#360useless powder408
#962vertebra of the Bonerdagon6
#330voodoo snuff4
🥇wand of fudge control1
#30warbear LP-ROM burner5
#68warbear auto-anvil3
#293warbear battery8
#9warbear battle greaves1
#6warbear bearserker greaves1
#79warbear bearserker potion23
#88warbear beeping telegram13
#151warbear breakfast machine assembler4
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#223warbear drone assembler2
🥉warbear electric long johns1
#5warbear electric warscarf1
#4warbear electro-spiked helm1
#191warbear empathy chip3
#114warbear energy bracers2
#121warbear exhaust manifold2
#77warbear exo-arm3
#4warbear fancy fedora2
#197warbear feasting bread1
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#4warbear fleece-lined long johns1
#7warbear fleece-lined warscarf1
#85warbear foil hat3
#11warbear goggles1
#45warbear gyrocopter15
#5warbear heated ushanka1
#38warbear helm fragment129
#7warbear high festival pants1
#109warbear high-efficiency still2
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#168warbear induction oven1
#50warbear jackhammer drill press4
#124warbear laser beacon2
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#55warbear liquid overcoat40
#9warbear long johns1
#65warbear metalworking primer14
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
🥈warbear officer greaves1
#19warbear oil pan9
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#4warbear polarized goggles2
#79warbear procedural hilarity drone13
#80warbear robo-camouflage unit15
#222warbear sequential gaiety distribution system6
#4warbear snowblindness goggles2
#164warbear soda machine assembler3
#5warbear spiked helm1
#207warbear trouser fragment22
#61warbear wardance potion35
#134warbear warrior bread1
#13warbear warscarf1
#7warbear whosit14,803
#48wasabi marble soda10
#259whisker pencil31
#1013white candy heart2
#402white chocolate chips21
#54wind-up meatcar239
#106wok lobster1
#91yellow drunki-bear8
#51yellow gummi ingot634

Wow, that's 44,053 items total!

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