Lord Mellman

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#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#1225Argarggagarg's fang1
#1131Asleep in the Cemetery1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#155Barney's rake1
#2709Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#406Bit O' Ectoplasm5
#35BitterSweetTarts281
#398Blood Light7
#472Bone's Farm "wine"2
#1369Bonerdagon necklace5
#1676Boss Bat bling1
#1788Boss Bat britches4
#406Brimstone Chicken Sandwich16
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1553CRIMBCO mug3
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#2423CRIMBCOLOAF1
#144Chorale of Companionship1
#2406Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#86Cold Hots candy298
#11Comet Pop153
#1480Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#234Crimbo Credit41
#1350Crimbo candied pecan1
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1170Crimbo peppermint bark3
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#119Crimbonium fuel rod19
#461Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#378Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun3
#463Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#2022Crimboween memo2
#3597Crown of the Goblin King2
#136Daffy Taffy269
#2662Disco 'Fro Pick1
#191Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#777Double Bacon Beelzeburger3
#73Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice3
#1308Dyspepsi-Cola18
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#122Everlasting Deckswabber4
#230FDKOL commendation2,580
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#27FDKOL tattoo2
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#698Frosty's frosty mug1
#343Fudge Fiber Armor Plating2
🥈Fuzzby1
#397Glass Balls of the Goblin King6
#85Go-Wassail248
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#757Heimandatz's heart2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#149Iiti Kitty Gumdrop13
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#878Jocko Homo's head2
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#40Marvin's marvelous pill7
#850Maxing, Relaxing1
#468Meleegraâ„¢ pills17
#356Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses1
#379Microplushie: Bropane26
#295Microplushie: Dorkonide12
#416Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid10
#254Microplushie: Fauxnerditide10
#380Microplushie: Gothochondria20
#367Microplushie: Hippylase31
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#346Microplushie: Hobomosome16
#347Microplushie: Otakulone37
#400Microplushie: Raverdrine16
#339Microplushie: Sororitrate28
#111Milk Studs98
#1002Mountain Stream soda1
#201Mr. Mediocrebar291
#192NPZR chemistry set26
#270Newbiesportâ„¢ tent9
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#626Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#115P.B.L.T.5
#69PEEZ dispenser204
#841Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster8
#38Piddles238
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#652Red Rover BB gun2
#1081Rock Pops41
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#94Senior Mints212
#659Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#441Silver Bullet beer3
#471Sinful Desires1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#478Spam Witch sammich52
#453Steal This Candy3
#45Stone Golem pebbles63
#23Sugar Cog117
#946Summer Nights1
#850Tasty Fun Good rice candy34
#398The Art of Slapfighting2
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
#390The Cooler Out of Space4
#1034The Mariachi's guitar case1
#302The Necbronomicon1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1566Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#1412Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#151Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#1736Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#1430Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1735Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette3
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#19Trash, a Memoir1
#613Travels with Jerry2
#62Trivial Avocations Card: What?278
#60Trivial Avocations Card: When?280
#60Trivial Avocations Card: Where?279
#65Trivial Avocations Card: Who?258
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#99Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide136
#701Uncle Romulus1
#225White Citadel burger10
#106Wint-O-Fresh mint234
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#2956Yummy Tummy bean1
#333abandoned candy1
🥇all-year sucker1
#81ammonite candy mold2
#65ammonite fossil85
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#624antique bottle opener1
#251antique painting of a landscape3
#388antique record album7
#1324baby killer bee3
#238baconstone bracelet2
#2645badass belt18
#134bag of W&Ws99
#124banana peel44
#22banana supersucker62
#312bananagate22
#23bananarama bangle5
#763barrrnacle17
#28belemnite candy mold10
#102belemnite fossil54
#349bite-me-red lipstick37
#28bitter pill3
#203black cherry soda1
#46blank diary3
#366blind-packed capsule toy8
#253blue plastic baby1
#15blue raspberry troll doll4
#213boiling seal blood7
#501bottle of Blank-Out14
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#79bottle of bubbles141
#592bottle of goofballs43
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#131box of Dweebs88
#4351box of sunshine11
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#75breakfast mess184
#116brigand brittle80
#519broken cellular phone3
#447brown plastic baby1
#151bubble-wrap simulator5
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#40bugbear purification pill17
#198burst hellseal brain39
#147cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#1890can of CRIMBCOLA2
#546can of fake snow1
#127candied bolts7
#558candied nuts3
#857candy brain1
#4787candy cane1
#170candy kneecapping stick11
#190candy knuckles10
#3830candy stake1
#438carob chunks7
#802cement sandals1
#89charged magnet1
#179children of the candy corn1
#250chocolate disco ball1
#716chocolate filthy lucre1
#176chocolate stolen accordion2
#168chocolate turtle totem2
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1146circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#213commemorative war stein261
#107concentrated magicalness pill24
#115confusing LED clock67
#126conjured ice cream1
🥉control crystal1
#289corrupted data56
#840crazy little Turkish delight2
#314cursed scrunchie1
#166decent brain25
#149delicious shimmering moth6
#168delicious stinkbug1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#451designer handbag6
#71dinged-up triangle1
#220dire fudgesicle7
#113double-ice gum1
#168drop of water-3794
#1554easter egg balloon15
🥈eerily silent box1
#283electrical thingamabob16
#1586elven moonshine1
#967empty Cloaca-Cola bottle3
#341empty agua de vida bottle603
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#779enchanted leopard-print barbell8
#49excitement pill1
#588extra-greasy slider2
#242extremely skinny jeans3
#505figurine of a shadowy seal1
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#144flask of mining oil19
#177flask of tainted mining oil35
#491floaty sand24
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#219foetid seal tear16
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#462fossilized limb15
#407fossilized spike9
#397fossilized spine3
#433fossilized wing6
#1451friendly cheez blob1
#235frigid fudgepuck16
#373frozen banquet5
#377fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#155fudge lily43
#62fudge pocket square1
#36fudge spork12
#396fudgecule3,171
#178fudgecycle1
#29fudgesicle25
#153funhouse mirror6
#422fuzzy busby5
#115gamma nog8
#187ghost trap8
#364ghostly body paint9
#161giant candy cane1
#1920giant discarded plastic fork2
#40giant green gummi bear11
#83giant green gummi ingot5
#2128giant pinky ring2
#62giant red gummi bear6
#123giant red gummi ingot2
#60giant yellow gummi bear6
#121giant yellow gummi ingot2
#186gin-soaked blotter paper3
#81ginger snaps10
#307gingerbread house2
#133glass of gnat milk9
#120glass of warm milk9
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#792gold wedding ring1
#128good brain363
#70grape troll doll1
#1159green candy heart1
#90green drunki-bear8
#54green gummi ingot629
#278green peawee marble1
#543grue egg48
#110gummi ammonite2
#36gummi belemnite9
#67gummi bowtie1
#48gummi canary12
#43gummi salamander12
#59gummi snake12
#52gummi trilobite5
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#140hamburger5
#116hamethyst bracelet2
#842handful of confetti50
#368handful of honey2
#5handful of juicy garbage29
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1082heart of the volcano4
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#288huge gold coin1
#978irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#581jar of squeeze1
#96jerky coins224
#1001knuckle sandwich11
#404kumquartz14
#12kumquartz ring6
#29kumquat supersucker55
#447licorice root6
#36lime supersucker39
#76lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum119
#836live wire1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#282lollipop stick218
#141long pork chop sandwiches1
#251lump of coal1
#85magnetic sculpture kit27
#382maple leaf1
#33metallic foil bow1
#24mime soul fragment331
#108misfit dolly1
#106misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#1340motivational poster1
#3218nanite-infested eggnog1
#155natural fennel soda35
#393necrotizing body spray12
#51neurostim pill26
#103nugget of Crimbonium50
#299nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#822old sweatpants67
#105one pill6
#1229orange candy heart1
#54pack of pogs319
#15pair of pearidot earrings6
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#1682passable elf mask1
#664peanut brittle shield1
#15pear supersucker64
#225pearidot30
#60peppermint rhino baby1
#264personalized birthday cake6
#983personalized coffee mug1
#614petit 4.12
#44phish stick22
#90physiostim pill21
#740piece of wedding cake4
#411pile of candy18
#511pile of gold coins1
#100pill cup30
#1155pink candy heart1
#382pink plastic baby1
#139pirate cream pie7
#66pixel morning star1
#49pixel stopwatch1
#1241pixellated candy heart5
#120plague pie1
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#223plastic ingot14
#165plump juicy grub9
#272porquoise bracelet1
#1167potato sprout1
#43pottery club1
#51pottery hat1
#41pottery shield1
#42pottery training pants1
#63pottery yo-yo1
#289powdered candy sushi set5
#294press-on ribs25
#609pretty flower110
#264radiation-resistant helmet2
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#88red drunki-bear9
#55red gummi ingot632
#326red plastic baby1
#650red-and-green sweater1
#177ribbon candy7
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#56ridiculous sandwich31
#1450rigid carapace2
#944roasted marshmallow12
#150robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.1
#329roll of toilet paper295
#231ruby on canes3
#318s'more15
#865sandwich of the gods8
#2571shiny ring2
#209shredded hellseal hide28
#171silver shotgun shell2
#806sleeping stocking1
#216smiling rat1
#2841solid gold bowling ball1
#371sorority brain1
#182soul doorbell1
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#662spectre scepter50
#191spirit blanket1
#181spirit gum12
#140spirit mattress2
#182spirit sheet1
#137sponge cake5
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#258squirming egg sac51
#16strawberry supersucker61
#305strawberyl23
#13strawberyl necklace6
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#882stuffed Baron von Ratsworth50
#1071stuffed Meat41
#8949stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1318stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#8921stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#722stuffed key78
#1963stuffed martini1
#924stuffed mink50
#981stuffed monocle47
#8959stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#1010stuffed teddy butler45
#1117stuffed tin of caviar40
#676stuffed treasure chest83
#269sucker bucket1
#91sucker hakama2
#219sucker kabuto1
#137sucker scaffold83
#102sucker tachi2
#325superheated fudge11
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#105that gum you like14
#937tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#937tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#933tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#945tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#44tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo7
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#937tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#561tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#585tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#927tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#947tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#82tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf12
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#366tiny plastic 11 Dealer2
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#371tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear12
#280tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type9
#157tiny plastic Beebee King14
#127tiny plastic Best Game Ever3
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#152tiny plastic Bugbear Captain7
#226tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ2
#230tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter18
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#212tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel11
#329tiny plastic Crimbo Casino2
#1730tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#709tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer14
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#178tiny plastic Crimbomination3
#213tiny plastic Don Crimbo3
#813tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#225tiny plastic Father McGruber18
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#259tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist17
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#151tiny plastic Lord Flameface7
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#225tiny plastic Mr. Mination2
#480tiny plastic Norville Rogers9
#261tiny plastic Queen Bee9
#355tiny plastic Rene C. Corman3
#398tiny plastic Scott the Miner11
#3890tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#572tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer4
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#362tiny plastic angry space marine12
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#360tiny plastic batbugbear12
#351tiny plastic bee swarm12
#366tiny plastic beebee gunners12
#366tiny plastic beebee queue12
#4474tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#295tiny plastic black ops bugbear15
#291tiny plastic blazing bat15
#361tiny plastic bugaboo12
#387tiny plastic buzzerker11
#394tiny plastic cavebugbear11
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#232tiny plastic fax machine2
#346tiny plastic fire servant7
#221tiny plastic hobo elf2
#276tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear15
#312tiny plastic moneybee14
#543tiny plastic mumblebee8
#358tiny plastic peacannon7
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#236tiny plastic spiderbugbear10
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#201tiny plastic stocking mimic3
#2292tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#353tiny plastic the Free Man7
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#183toast8,664
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#242torn hellseal sinew23
#565tortoise's blessing2
#277tourmalime25
#14tourmalime tourniquet6
#777towel10
#97toy accordion1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#29trilobite candy mold10
#84trilobite fossil68
#1542unusual disco ball1
#360useless powder408
#961vertebra of the Bonerdagon6
#329voodoo snuff4
🥇wand of fudge control1
#30warbear LP-ROM burner5
#68warbear auto-anvil3
#293warbear battery8
#9warbear battle greaves1
#6warbear bearserker greaves1
#79warbear bearserker potion23
#88warbear beeping telegram13
#151warbear breakfast machine assembler4
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#222warbear drone assembler2
🥉warbear electric long johns1
#5warbear electric warscarf1
#4warbear electro-spiked helm1
#191warbear empathy chip3
#114warbear energy bracers2
#121warbear exhaust manifold2
#77warbear exo-arm3
#4warbear fancy fedora2
#197warbear feasting bread1
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#4warbear fleece-lined long johns1
#7warbear fleece-lined warscarf1
#84warbear foil hat3
#10warbear goggles1
#45warbear gyrocopter15
#5warbear heated ushanka1
#38warbear helm fragment129
#7warbear high festival pants1
#109warbear high-efficiency still2
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#169warbear induction oven1
#50warbear jackhammer drill press4
#124warbear laser beacon2
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#55warbear liquid overcoat40
#9warbear long johns1
#65warbear metalworking primer14
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
🥈warbear officer greaves1
#19warbear oil pan9
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#4warbear polarized goggles2
#79warbear procedural hilarity drone13
#80warbear robo-camouflage unit15
#222warbear sequential gaiety distribution system6
#4warbear snowblindness goggles2
#163warbear soda machine assembler3
#5warbear spiked helm1
#207warbear trouser fragment22
#61warbear wardance potion35
#133warbear warrior bread1
#12warbear warscarf1
#8warbear whosit14,803
#48wasabi marble soda10
#259whisker pencil31
#1016white candy heart2
#402white chocolate chips21
#55wind-up meatcar239
#106wok lobster1
#90yellow drunki-bear8
#50yellow gummi ingot634

Wow, that's 44,053 items total!

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