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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 23 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #27 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #697 | FDKOL commendation | 27 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #45 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 8 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #93 | Jack-in-the-box | 51 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #53 | Kissin' Cousins | 9 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #464 | baby killer bee | 21 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #839 | barrrnacle | 14 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #413 | corrupted data | 25 |
| #965 | delicious salad | 19 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #702 | dill | 52 |
| #1000 | easter egg balloon | 25 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #967 | ghost cucumber | 34 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1405 | handful of confetti | 27 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #116 | lawn dart | 4 |
| #56 | little round pebble | 13 |
| #871 | lollipop stick | 4 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #219 | lump of diamond | 15 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #718 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #71 | pair of ragged claws | 5 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #130 | red plastic baby | 4 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #942 | solid gold bowling ball | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #414 | squirming egg sac | 23 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #579 | stone of eXtreme power | 14 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #630 | teddy borg | 13 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #400 | towel | 25 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #665 | vinegar | 56 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |