| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1156 | Cloaca-Cola | 8 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #572 | Crimbuck | 1,826 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #27 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 3 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 23 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #365 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 20 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #464 | baconstone | 17 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #630 | delicious salad | 55 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #2062 | golden ring | 36 |
| #362 | hamethyst | 22 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #835 | iGoogly | 14 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1864 | killing feather | 23 |
| #93 | large box | 142 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #601 | nanofiber cloth | 8 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #52 | pork elf goodies sack | 127 |
| #319 | porquoise | 23 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #477 | robotronic egg | 56 |
| #1257 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #974 | seal tooth | 2 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #119 | small box | 94 |
| #153 | solid gold bowling ball | 118 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #202 | still-beating spleen | 2 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #430 | synthetic stuffing | 17 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #746 | theoretical string | 13 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #89 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 11 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #102 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 11 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #154 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #160 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #701 | toy hoverpad | 15 |
| #1622 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #1710 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #169 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |