| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1157 | Cloaca-Cola | 8 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #572 | Crimbuck | 1,826 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #87 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #23 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #27 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 3 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #250 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #89 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #106 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #432 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 23 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #246 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #384 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 20 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #510 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #468 | baconstone | 17 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #629 | delicious salad | 55 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #2060 | golden ring | 36 |
| #366 | hamethyst | 22 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #835 | iGoogly | 14 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1177 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1863 | killing feather | 23 |
| #93 | large box | 142 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #601 | nanofiber cloth | 8 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1392 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #52 | pork elf goodies sack | 127 |
| #321 | porquoise | 23 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #478 | robotronic egg | 56 |
| #1256 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #97 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #975 | seal tooth | 2 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #119 | small box | 94 |
| #155 | solid gold bowling ball | 119 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #452 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #201 | still-beating spleen | 2 |
| #1620 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #430 | synthetic stuffing | 17 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #746 | theoretical string | 13 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #90 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 11 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #234 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 11 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #119 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #700 | toy hoverpad | 15 |
| #1627 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #1709 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #172 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |